Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Help! ❯ Shut up Baka! ( Chapter 4 )

Chapter 3

Shut up baka!

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Hey, I'm bored, and a serious procrastinator which is why I'm writing this now.

Disclaimer: (To be done military style)

What's my favorite anime?

It's a show called DBZ.

I don't own it, no I don't,

But if I did, it'd really float my boat.

Later!

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Erasa woke up in a strange room, on a strange bed, not really knowing what was going on. The last thing she remembered before blacking out was seeing the legendary Son Gohan floating in the air. Around her, she could hear other students waking up. She spotted Gohan, by the door, looking deep in thought.

"Hey Gohan," she greeted her friend.

"Oh, hey," he muttered.

'What's his problem?' She wondered. After a bit, when everyone was up and ready to go, the earlier event forgotten by all but Videl, and of course, the Sons, Gohan led his classmates downstairs.

Just as the class, Gohan, Goku, and Chichi went outside, a ki beam heading straight towards them hit the house, utterly destroying it.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chichi yelled. "MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone else look dumbfounded.

"What the HFIL just happened?!?!" Students yelled, while Chichi broke down in sobs.

"Not again! That was our twelfth house this month! I wanted a home for more than just a few days!" Chichi was heard saying. "Now where's everybody going to stay!" She demanded from Goku.

"How about Gohan and me go ask everyone?" Goku suggested.

"Hmm, there's that, but who's got enough room for everyone to stay over for a few days?" She asked, tears gone.

"What about Bulma?" Goku suggested.

"Dad, do you really want them to meet Vegeta?" Gohan said, looking at his father.

"Oh, yeah, probably not a good idea," Goku replied flashing that oh-so-famous scratch and grin.

"Besides, mom's got people there over this week, remember?" Trunks's voice was heard from behind.

"Trunks, I think we're in trouble, Goten's voice said.

"Shut up baka!" Trunks replied, clamping his hand around his friend's mouth.

"Really, and why do you think your in trouble Son Goten?" Chichi asked.

"'Cuz we were playing ki ball and one of them hit the house by accid-" the chibi stopped, for his mother had begun to use that infamous frying pan on the young boy. "Owie!" The two boys could be heard saying as they ran off.

"Well, what about Master Roshi's?" Goku suggested a few minutes later.

"NO!" Gohan yelled out.

"Why not?" Goku asked, being his oh-so-naive self.

"Dad, look around at the class, what do you see a lot of?" Gohan asked his father.

"Oh, I see your point," Goku answered after a moment.

"Yamcha's?"

"He's staying with Master Roshi."

"Tien, Choatzu, and Launch's?"

"No, do you realize how dangerous that'd be. Do you really want everyone to die?"

"The Lookout?" Goku suggested.

"No!" Both Gohan and Chichi yelled together.

"Why not?" He whined.

"Don't you think that staying at God's home would probably be pushing the limit?" Gohan asked his father.

"Why don't I just call dad and ask him. Dende knows he's got more than enough room," Chichi told her two guys.

"That'd be a great idea mom, except for the fact that the phone was blown up with the house," Gohan replied.

"You could use my cell phone Mrs. Son," students told her, handing her their cell phones.

"Thank you!," She replied after borrowing one. "He said it's okay, Goku," She told her husband after getting of the phone.

"Okay, everyone get your stuff and put your other hand on someone's shoulder," Goku yelled out. After twenty minutes, everyone was like this, wondering, with the exception of five people, why they were doing this. "Okay, get ready," he told them as they shimmered off, using Instant Transmission.

"Gohan, what the hell just happened!" Videl screeched in his ear. Gohan looked and saw that Videl was right next to him, while his dad was one his other side.

"I'll explain later Videl," he told her quietly, hoping his mother wouldn't see him stooped down, talking in murmurs to Videl, because he knew she'd begin that age-old tirade of wanting grandchildren.

But, come on, this is supposed to be a Gohan torture story, so Goku saw the two and told his wife through their bond. Pure joy sprouted from her, but she promised Goku to try and not embarrass he son until she couldn't hold back any longer.

"Chichi, Goku, Gohan, Goten! So nice to see you all again! Hello Trunks," The Ox King called out, rushing out to greet his daughter and her family.

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And so, this is where this chapter of the torture of our dear demi saiya-jin Gohan ends. And it only took one day to write, because I am such a procrastinator. And please review!