Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Help! ❯ Okay, is it just me or is this story getting strange? ( Chapter 6 )

Chapter 5

Okay, is it just me or is this story getting strange.

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He y, I can't believe that I'm starting chapter five so soon. I wrote the first and second chapters April 20, 2004, started the third that same day, finished the third Wednesday the 21st, and wrote all of chapter four on the 21st also. Well, I really should get on with the story.

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"Huh, that's weird. I could've sworn I heard someone in my head," Gohan said to himself. Spotting the two chibis, he landed quietly behind them. The teen could hear the two whispering something, but couldn't make out what it was. As he snuck up behind them, he noticed their voices getting quieter. "Hey guys," Gohan said to them, and when they whipped around, they both gave a yell, for the teen had been just inches from their faces.

"Gohan, don't do that! You almost gave me a heart attack!" Trunks yelled at the older guy.

"Yeah big brother, you really scared me!" Goten yelled at his brother just seconds after Trunks had.

"Sorry guys. Say, what're you doing anyways?" Gohan asked, wanting to know.

"None of your business," Trunks told Gohan.

"Oh, just a plan that'll ru-" The younger of the two chibis was cut off by the older of the dastardly duo.

"Shut up Goten," Trunks muttered warningly into his friends oversensitive ears.

"Oh, well mom wants both of you to come back to grandpa's with me," Gohan informed the boys.

"We don't want to," Trunks told Gohan speaking in a tone that he should have only picked from one person. Vegeta.

"It's not you have a choice," Gohan told them as he picked up each squirming and wiggling little boy. Any protests they had were cut short by the fact that the teen blasted off, going faster than he'd ever gone before. Within minutes, the three were back at the Ox King's home.

"Gohan, bring those two in here!" He heard his mother yell from the living area which he did so, not wanting to make his mother mad at him as well. "Sit down boys, yes you, too, Gohan," she told them as Gohan tried to sneak away. "It seems that you three are each guilty about something, so why don't you tell me," she ordered. "Well, Trunks Goten, I'll tell you what you guys did. You blew up our twelfth house this month. And I believe that you should get your usual punishment," she stated calmly, pulling something from behind her back. It was the frying pan. She began to punish the two chibis until she felt they had gotten enough. "You two can go upstairs and just think about what you did, because you can only leave there with my permission and that's only at mealtimes, where you will get half the amount you normally eat," she told the two, watching their faces get twin looks of terror; Gohan was about to collapse from laughing so hard.

After they'd left Gohan asked, "Hey, mom what did I do?"

"Nothing, I just wanted to talk to you," she told him.

"About what?" He asked.

"When am I going to get my grandchildren? Well?" She demanded.

"Mom, not that again! I don't even have a girlfriend, let alone someone I want to marry!" He told her, groaning.

'Really, I thought you liked someone at our school,' that "voice" from before stated.

"Well actually, yes I do," Gohan muttered in reply. His mother caught the words, and instantly, he knew she took the wrong meaning behind them. "Mom, don't, I was just talking to this voice in my head," he tried to explain, but it was to late, for his mother had already whipped out a ton a wedding stuff. "Mom, I think I hear dad calling me," he told, getting out of that room.

"Gohan, get back-" he couldn't hear her voice anymore. Walking around, he found a few people he knew in one of the rooms. Goten and Trunks, defying Chichi's orders, were following Gohan around.

"Hey guys!" He called out to them.

"Hey," the people said to him, in a very dull and bored manner. Not like that would be around much longer, as a giant explosion rocked the building.

"Not again," Gohan groaned.

"Goten! Trunks!" Chichi yelled.

"Mom, it wasn't them," Gohan found himself explaining to his mother. "They were with me," he went on.

"Then who took out half of my father's home!" She screamed.

"Wow, I didn't think the building was that hurt. I really should find a new place to play ki ball," Goku's voice heard saying.

"Goten, Trunks, I'm sorry I yelled at you two. But as for your father," Chichi apologized to her boys and Trunks, stalking off to yell at her husband.

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Up at the Lookout

"Hmm, and I haven't done anything yet to ruin my friend's life. I need to do something or else those two chibis and Goku will take my spot on Gohan's hit list in the fandom realm!" Mr. Popo heard his young Namekian charge say. "I know, I'll, no that won't work. What about? No, that's one's stupid," Dende was heard muttering to himself.

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And there ends chapter five. And, come on, it's not a true Gohan torture story without Dende, although the young kami's role in this story will be slightly different from the norm. And don't worry, this story is no where near the end. In fact it will just start to pick from here. I wrote the entire chapter in one day, making this the by far easiest story I've written. If all anime is DBZ, and I don't all anime, than I don't own DBZ. True or false?