Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ High School...Dbz Style ❯ Old pervs, fat coaches, and drunk choreographers...? o.O; ( Chapter 11 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Saiya-jin_Cc 
Very VERY Funny...hehe
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.13.2002 | Pages: 5 | Words: 3.1K | Visits: 368 | Status: Completed
Very VERY Funny...hehe
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.13.2002 | Pages: 5 | Words: 3.1K | Visits: 368 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't know exactly who owns DBZ but one things for sure, its not me! ^_^ hehehe
Hello people!
~*~
Bulma woke up Friday morning and recollected all that had happened in the last few days. She was so
happy it all turned alright in the end. Vegeta was being suck a jerk. 'I hope that's not going to be a
habit with him....' she thought as she yawned. She shrugged it off and swung her feet over her bed and
got out of it. She raised her arms high above her head, stretching. She walked sleepily into her
bathroom.
After she had showered she pulled a towel around herself and went to her large closet and opened it.
It went far back and she walked down the 'hallway' looking at all the outfits trying to decide which one
to wear to school today. She soon picked a navy blue skirt and a dark red V-cut shirt. She went back to
the bathroom again and got dressed. She looked in the mirror and brushed out her long blue hair. It went
past her shoulders and slightly clashed with the shirt. She decided to pull it up into a ponytail.
She walked downstairs and greeted her mother and father at the breakfast table. Her father, Dr. Briefs,
looked up from his news paper at her.
"Hello, Darling. You are looking splendid today! Isn't that right kitty?" He consulted the small black cat
perched on his shoulder.
"Meow." Was it's response.
"Oh I knew you would agree with me, kitty." He chuckled and petted the cat. Bulma sweat dropped.
"Oh my!" Bunny Briefs squeaked. "You look beautiful! Are you dressing up for some boy, Bulma?"
Bulma blushed. "Well, you know Vegeta mom..." she mumbled, looking at her feet.
"Oh yes! Him! Well have a good day at school, sweety."
"Uh...Mom....its only 7:10..."
"Oops! Silly me!"
Bulma rolled her eyes and sat down at the table and began her breakfast. 'Why do I have such odd parents?'
She asked herself as she buttered her toast.
Around 7:45 Bulma grabbed her things and said goodbye to her parents, who were still at the table.
She opened the door and was surprised to see Vegeta coming up the side walk. She smiled thinking 'He's so sweet!'
Bulma called to him and ran into his arms. He smirked.
"Hi Vegeta." She smiled.
"Hey." he replied.
"So, decided to walk me to school today?" Bulma asked.
"Well, not exactly." He said to her. She looked puzzled.
"I'm going to fly you there." Vegeta explained.
"Ooooooooh! Alright." He picked her up off of her feet, swung her legs over his right arm and held her shoulders
with his left. She put her arms around his neck before he took off into the sky.
~With Piccolo~
Piccolo looked around him as he walked to Karina's house. He was wearing the usual: Jeans, T-shirt,
and backwards cap. He stuffed his hands in his pockets as he walked down the street. He squinted to try to
see who was very far ahead of him. It was a old man with black shining sunglasses, a bald head, a turtle shell
on his back and a long white beard. He was looking around, as if he was trying to find someone or something.
He was close to Karina's house, only a few houses away on the sidewalk. Piccolo walked up to him.
"Uh...hi. What are you looking for?" Piccolo asked.
The ugly old man looked up at him but didn't seem to be afraid. "Hello green one. I'm just standin' here enjoying
the scenery."
Piccolo raised an eye ridge at him. The old man chuckled.
"Who are you?" Piccolo questioned.
"I," He said dramatically "Am the great MASTER ROSHI!" He made to peace signs and smiled widely, exposing many missing teeth.
"I'm Piccolo." Piccolo said before Master Roshi could get the question out.
"Have you not heard of my great marshal arts teaching?"Master Roshi question.
"Uh....no." Piccolo answered truth fully.
Suddenly Karina emerged out of her house and started walking down her drive way. She was wearing a short blue skirt, and
a black shirt that brought out her curly bright green hair.
"Excuse me lad." Master Roshi said before speeding off. The next second he was holding her hand and kneeling, pulling her
down a bit because she was so tall compared to him. She blinked in surprise.
"Hello, babe." Master Roshi smiled toothlessly.
"Who are you?" Karina asked him.
"I am the great Master Roshi, but you may call me 'The man of your dreams.'" He kissed her hand.
"I'm taken you dirty old man!" She said wrenching her hand from his grasp. She slapped him across the face and ran
away into Piccolo's arms.
"Did you see that?!" She gasped.
"Yeah, what a perv." Piccolo answered picking her up.
"Wait, beautiful! Come back!" Master Roshi yelled.
"Not in your life!" She yelled back as Piccolo took off. Piccolo smirked and flew very fast at the old man.
Master Roshi screamed like a little girl and started running away. Piccolo flew right over him and Karina kicked himand he fell face first on the ground. He sat up and tried to see up her skirt as they flew away but had no luck.
He snapped his fingers. "Darn!"
~At Chi-Chi's Place~
Goku ate ravenously as Chi-Chi ate slowly and politely. Goku soon finished his plate.
"MMMMMM! That was delicious Chi-Chi! That fifth plateful really hit the spot!" He said rubbing his bottomless pit of a stomach.
"I'm glad you liked it." Chi-Chi smiled.
"Can I come over for breakfast again soon? Please? Pretty please with sugar cubes on top?" He pleaded all child like.
"You can come over when ever you want." Chi-Chi said patting his head.
"Yay!" He yelled happily.
Chi-Chi finished her food and looked at her watch. "We better get to school, Goku."
"K!" He said with a big stupid grin. Before Chi-Chi could clean off the table he had picked her upand zoomed out the door.
"Wait Goku!" Chi-Chi yelled and Goku stumbled because he was about to take off into the air. He fell forward and extended his
arms holding out Chi-Chi so he didn't fall on her. He hit the ground with at bump and Chi-Chi bounced a few feet away.
"Ouch. Chi, what's the deal?" Goku asked, getting up and rubbing his nose.
"Our bags, dumbo." Chi-Chi said running back into the house.
"Oooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah." Goku stated remembering.
Chi-Chi came back out, her bag on her back, and Goku's in her hand. "Ok NOW we can go."
"Alrighty." He said taking his back pack and putting it on. He then picked up Chi-Chi and put her over his shoulder, taking
off in the direction of school. Chi-Chi grumbled about something like 'being carried like freakin' luggage. They soon landed
on school grounds.
As Goku was putting Chi-Chi down Piccolo landed at the left side of him, Karina in his arms.
"Hey Piccolo! Hi Karina!" Goku smiled.
"Hi guys." Chi-Chi said, straightening her shirt because it had been messed up from the fly over.
"Hey." Piccolo and Karina said at the same time.
"I wonder when Bulma and Vegeta are gonna get here." Goku said.
As if by magic, Vegeta landed to the left of Goku with Bulma in his arms. He set her on her feet and nodded at the others.
Piccolo and Goku nodded back and Karina, Bulma, and Chi-Chi rolled their eyes. 'Men.' They all thought.
"Hey guys, the bell should be ringing soon." Goku stated. It must be magic because the bell rang just after he said that.
Goku's eyes went wide.
"Wooooow. I think I'm psychic!" He exclaimed.
"More like psyco." Piccolo muttered to Vegeta. Vegeta smirked and nodded, agreeing.
"Shut up, blue tops." Goku said as they walked across the grass to school. Vegeta and Piccolo growled as Goku smirked triumphantly.
~~~After School~~~~ {I didn't feel like writing about the whole school day, it wasn't very eventful.}
Chi-Chi and Bulma had cheerleading practice. Goku, Piccolo ,and Vegeta had football.
"What should I do?" Karina asked sadly, looking at all her friends.
"Uh..." Goku said.
"Go home?" Vegeta suggested.
"Vegeta!" Bulma said, scowling. "You can watch us while we practice our half time show for tomorrow's game."
"Alright." Karina smiled.
"Well, later." Piccolo said. Vegeta and Goku nodded. The girls waved and ran off to the girls lockers while the guys went to the guy's lockers.
~In the girls locker room~
"You know Karina," Bulma said pulling on her shoe. "You should try out for cheerleading."
"Yeah," Chi-Chi agreed, putting her hair back into a pony tail. "You'd be great!"
"I don't know guys..." Karina said looking thoughtful. "I've never tried anything like it before..."
"I'll ask our choreographer today." Bulma said cheerfully.
"But-" Karina started.
"I'll ask with her." Chi-Chi smiled.
"But-"
"C'mon Chi, we are gonna be late." Bulma said walking out the door. Chi-Chi followed. Karina sighed and followed her buds.
~Meanwhile~
Piccolo pulled on his pads. Vegeta grabbed his helmet from his locker and shut it. Goku sat on the bench staring at the
ceiling, already in his football gear. Piccolo put his shoes on and stood up, holding his helmet. Vegeta stood up, now ready.
They both looked at Goku, who was drooling and looking up at the ceiling. The looked at each other.
"Goku?" Piccolo asked. "Are you still with us?"
Goku continued to drool.
"KAKKOROT!" Vegeta yelled right in his ear. Goku jumped and squealed. Piccolo and Vegeta snickered.
"Sorry Dudes, I was zoning." Goku said shaking his head.
"No kidding." Piccolo said heading for the door. Vegeta followed and Goku got up and they all left the locker room.
They walked out onto the field and saw the girls among the cheerleaders. Bulma waved at Vegeta and blew him a kiss.
Goku and Piccolo snickered as he waved back, blushing. Then Karina waved from the stands and so did Chi-Chi. Piccolo and Goku grumbled, blushing, as Vegeta laughed his head off.
The coach told them what play to practice and they set off and got in their positions. As they lined up Goku grinned at Vegeta.
"Hey, Vegeta!" He teased. "Make sure your not goggling at your girlfriend this time!"
Vegeta felt his face go red with anger. No one insulted him, or his girlfriend. He growled and got in line.
As soon as the quarter back called 'Hut!' Vegeta started running hard at Goku. The quarter back passed the ball
to Goku and he started running.
"Your going the wrong way!" Piccolo yelled.
"Huh? Oops!" Goku turned on his heel and started running in the way he was supposed to and just then Vegeta
got to him and tackled him...hard. Goku's helmet flew offand the ball tumbled away on impact. Before Vegeta got
up off of Goku he hissed: "I think I saw you goggling at your girlfriend, Kakkorot!"
Piccolo ran over and pulled Vegeta off of the winded Goku. Goku tried to sit up, but Vegeta had hit him so hard in
the stomach, so he groaned and laid back again.
"Are you ok?" Piccolo asked.
"Yeah." Goku said in a very raspy whisper. "Fine."
Just then the fat coach wobbled over. "Are you ok there son?" He questioned.
Goku cleared his throat before saying in a steadier and stronger voice "Fine coach."
"Good. Then get up or give me 50!" The coach said going into his general stage. "Your not a man if you can't take a hit!"
Goku got up slowly, walked over to his helmet and picked it up, then shoved it on his head.
"I can take hits." Goku said confidently. The coach nodded and wobbled off of the field. "And I can give them too." He
whispered glaring at Vegeta.
The next few plays Goku and Vegeta took turns knocking the crap out of each other. Piccolo rolled his eyes annoyed. 'What's with them?' he thought angrily. One time Vegeta and Goku both ran their heads in to each other's stomachs and
knocked the air out of each other.
They both laid there on the ground, eyes closed, chests heaving up and down, trying to catch thier breath. The coach came over once again.
"If you make me haul my fat carcass over here one more time I'll susspend you both from the team for two weeks!"
He threatened. Both of their eyes snapped open. The big game was this Saturday. They really didn't want to miss it.
Piccolo snickered at his comment. "Your asking for it!" the coach growled turning to Piccolo, who was right behind him,
and jabbing him in the chest with a fat finger. Piccolo looked away, trying to look innocent. The coach turned back to
the ground-ridden sayains. "KNOW GET UP AND PLAY SOME FOOTBALL!"
Both groaned as they heaved themselves up and got in line again.
~
Bulma, Chi-Chi, and Karina had been watching the whole thing.
"Vegeta!" Bulma cried, a fist over her heart dramatically. "I hope he's alright!"
"Vegeta!? What about my poor Goku?!" Chi-Chi growled. "He's the one who started this whole mess!"
"Yeah, well thats because he insulted me!" Bulma yelled. "He was protecting OUR pride!"
"He was just teasing! At least Goku doesn't run into poles every time he looks at me!" Chi-Chi retorted.
Bulma gasped. Then she smiled "Well that's because you don't have MY looks!" She fluffed her hair in Chi-Chi's face.
"LIAR! I LOOK TEN TIMES BETTER THAN YOU DO!!!" Chi-Chi yelled at the top of her lungs.
"IN YOUR DREAMS!!!" Bulma growled just as loud. Karina sweat dropped. She glanced around. Everyone was staring.
The choreographer came over, a scowl on her face.
"Girls-" she started but was cut off by Chi-Chi.
"YEAH RIGHT!!! VEGETA JUST LIKES YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR MONEY, YOU PREP!!!"
"HOW DARE Y-"
"GIRLS!!!!!" the woman yelled over cutting Bulma off. They looked at her, scowls still on their faces. "WHAT!?" They both asked angrily.
"Unless you both want to be kicked from the cheer squad, SHUT UP!!!" The choreographer yelled, and stomped her foot,making her lose
bun fall into a ponytail. Chi-Chi and Bulma dropped their scowls instantly and shut their mouths.
~
Vegeta and Goku were down on the field, their faces blushed bright red, staring wide eyed at thier girlfriends.
"Is it true?" Goku asked turning to Vegeta.
"What?" He asked.
"That you like her only for her money."
"NO YOU IDIOT!" Vegeta yelled angrily.
"Ok Ok, I was just wondering!" Goku said waving his hands.
Piccolo rolled his eyes and then thought 'Glad I didn't make Vegeta mad then start that whole ordeal and make Karina and Bulma
yell things that embarrassed me in front of everyone.' he looked at the to blushing saiyans. 'Sucks to be you.' He thought.
The coaches eyes were wide. "Practice is over." He gasped. He had been very near the girls when they were yelling their heads off.
That hurt his ears....very badly. He stuck a finger in his ear and turned it, trying to make himself be able to hear again.
"What he said." The choreographer said rubbing her temples. She walked over to her suitcase and opened it. She took out a bottle
of scotch and took a deep swing of it. The cheerleaders stared. She glared at them, swaying slightly. She took another deep swing.
"Well-hic-get a goin'!" She yelled and drained the bottle. All the students ran off to the locker rooms.
~In the girls locker room~
"Good job, you two." A blonde girl with too much make up growled at Chi-Chi and Bulma. "Now we won't be ready for the big half
time show tomorrow! It's Friday and we can't have a practice tomorrow now that Mrs. June is drunk!{the choreographer} She probably
wont be sober until far after the game! Now I'll look like a fool!"
Bulma, Chi-Chi, and Karina all glanced at each other, an eyebrow raised.
"You are way too obsessed with cheerleading." Bulma said, pulling on her skirt.
"Yeah, get another hobby." Chi-Chi said pulling out the hair tie holding her hair up, and it fell down to her shoulders.
"I was watching you, and your not all that good anyways. I heard Mrs. June say she was going to cut you." Karina said. The blonde
gasped as if she had just said 'I'm going to kill you.'
"LIAR!" She growled and stormed over to her, raising her hand. Karina lifted her eyebrows.
"You-You-LIZARD DATING TWIT!" the blonde said trying to make a good insult. Karina scowled heavily. The girl threw her hand at Karina's face,
but Karina grabbed her by the wrist stopping her.
"He is NOT a lizard!" She growled and twisted the girls arm, turned around, still holding the girl by her wrist, and pulled the girl over herself.
She slammed the girl on her back and she instantly fainted. Karina blinked. 'Did I just do THAT?' she thought.
"Chh, forget cheerleading," Chi-Chi said, eyes wide "you should go to professional wrestling."
"Oh! We forgot to ask Mrs. June! Since shes drunk she will probably agree. Besides, we will need a replacement." She grinned at
the blonde still laying there unconscious.
They rushed out where the coreographer was sitting and hiccuping, the empty bottle in hand.
"Mrs. June?" Bulma said gently.
"Yes-Hic?" Mrs. June asked vaguely.
"Could Karina join the cheer squad?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Of course," she looked at Karina, swaying "you look much better than that dumb-hic-blonde."
"Thanks!" They all said and ran off.
~Where the dudes are~
The three guys emerged out of the locker room just to meet their girls there.
"Piccolo guess what?" Karina said excitedly.
"Uh....what?"
"I'm going to be a cheer leader just like them!"
"Cool."
"C'mon Vegeta." Bulma purred and took his hand in hers. "It's my turn to drive you home."
"Okay." He smirked and followed, just like a puppy on a leash.
"Lets go, Goku." Chi-Chi called, walking off tothe exit.
"Alrighty then!" He grinned and practically scampered over to her.
'Man,' Piccolo thought 'What dogs. If thier girl snaps thier fingures they
are instantly there, awaiting thier ever command.'
"I'll walk you home, Piccolo." Karina said sweetly.
"Okay." He said rushing to her side and taking her hand.
As they walked he thought, 'Alright so I'm a dog! I'm a dog!'
~*~
Sorry to all you who don't like cheerleaders, but these girls are nice cheerleaders!...
Well.....mostly...hehehe ^_^ Ideas are welcome! I think next chapter is going to be
the football game. There is one guy from the other team that keeps hitting on Bulma,
and Vegeta's mad! Can you guess who he is? Well you'll have to find out next chapter!
Hello people!
~*~
Bulma woke up Friday morning and recollected all that had happened in the last few days. She was so
happy it all turned alright in the end. Vegeta was being suck a jerk. 'I hope that's not going to be a
habit with him....' she thought as she yawned. She shrugged it off and swung her feet over her bed and
got out of it. She raised her arms high above her head, stretching. She walked sleepily into her
bathroom.
After she had showered she pulled a towel around herself and went to her large closet and opened it.
It went far back and she walked down the 'hallway' looking at all the outfits trying to decide which one
to wear to school today. She soon picked a navy blue skirt and a dark red V-cut shirt. She went back to
the bathroom again and got dressed. She looked in the mirror and brushed out her long blue hair. It went
past her shoulders and slightly clashed with the shirt. She decided to pull it up into a ponytail.
She walked downstairs and greeted her mother and father at the breakfast table. Her father, Dr. Briefs,
looked up from his news paper at her.
"Hello, Darling. You are looking splendid today! Isn't that right kitty?" He consulted the small black cat
perched on his shoulder.
"Meow." Was it's response.
"Oh I knew you would agree with me, kitty." He chuckled and petted the cat. Bulma sweat dropped.
"Oh my!" Bunny Briefs squeaked. "You look beautiful! Are you dressing up for some boy, Bulma?"
Bulma blushed. "Well, you know Vegeta mom..." she mumbled, looking at her feet.
"Oh yes! Him! Well have a good day at school, sweety."
"Uh...Mom....its only 7:10..."
"Oops! Silly me!"
Bulma rolled her eyes and sat down at the table and began her breakfast. 'Why do I have such odd parents?'
She asked herself as she buttered her toast.
Around 7:45 Bulma grabbed her things and said goodbye to her parents, who were still at the table.
She opened the door and was surprised to see Vegeta coming up the side walk. She smiled thinking 'He's so sweet!'
Bulma called to him and ran into his arms. He smirked.
"Hi Vegeta." She smiled.
"Hey." he replied.
"So, decided to walk me to school today?" Bulma asked.
"Well, not exactly." He said to her. She looked puzzled.
"I'm going to fly you there." Vegeta explained.
"Ooooooooh! Alright." He picked her up off of her feet, swung her legs over his right arm and held her shoulders
with his left. She put her arms around his neck before he took off into the sky.
~With Piccolo~
Piccolo looked around him as he walked to Karina's house. He was wearing the usual: Jeans, T-shirt,
and backwards cap. He stuffed his hands in his pockets as he walked down the street. He squinted to try to
see who was very far ahead of him. It was a old man with black shining sunglasses, a bald head, a turtle shell
on his back and a long white beard. He was looking around, as if he was trying to find someone or something.
He was close to Karina's house, only a few houses away on the sidewalk. Piccolo walked up to him.
"Uh...hi. What are you looking for?" Piccolo asked.
The ugly old man looked up at him but didn't seem to be afraid. "Hello green one. I'm just standin' here enjoying
the scenery."
Piccolo raised an eye ridge at him. The old man chuckled.
"Who are you?" Piccolo questioned.
"I," He said dramatically "Am the great MASTER ROSHI!" He made to peace signs and smiled widely, exposing many missing teeth.
"I'm Piccolo." Piccolo said before Master Roshi could get the question out.
"Have you not heard of my great marshal arts teaching?"Master Roshi question.
"Uh....no." Piccolo answered truth fully.
Suddenly Karina emerged out of her house and started walking down her drive way. She was wearing a short blue skirt, and
a black shirt that brought out her curly bright green hair.
"Excuse me lad." Master Roshi said before speeding off. The next second he was holding her hand and kneeling, pulling her
down a bit because she was so tall compared to him. She blinked in surprise.
"Hello, babe." Master Roshi smiled toothlessly.
"Who are you?" Karina asked him.
"I am the great Master Roshi, but you may call me 'The man of your dreams.'" He kissed her hand.
"I'm taken you dirty old man!" She said wrenching her hand from his grasp. She slapped him across the face and ran
away into Piccolo's arms.
"Did you see that?!" She gasped.
"Yeah, what a perv." Piccolo answered picking her up.
"Wait, beautiful! Come back!" Master Roshi yelled.
"Not in your life!" She yelled back as Piccolo took off. Piccolo smirked and flew very fast at the old man.
Master Roshi screamed like a little girl and started running away. Piccolo flew right over him and Karina kicked himand he fell face first on the ground. He sat up and tried to see up her skirt as they flew away but had no luck.
He snapped his fingers. "Darn!"
~At Chi-Chi's Place~
Goku ate ravenously as Chi-Chi ate slowly and politely. Goku soon finished his plate.
"MMMMMM! That was delicious Chi-Chi! That fifth plateful really hit the spot!" He said rubbing his bottomless pit of a stomach.
"I'm glad you liked it." Chi-Chi smiled.
"Can I come over for breakfast again soon? Please? Pretty please with sugar cubes on top?" He pleaded all child like.
"You can come over when ever you want." Chi-Chi said patting his head.
"Yay!" He yelled happily.
Chi-Chi finished her food and looked at her watch. "We better get to school, Goku."
"K!" He said with a big stupid grin. Before Chi-Chi could clean off the table he had picked her upand zoomed out the door.
"Wait Goku!" Chi-Chi yelled and Goku stumbled because he was about to take off into the air. He fell forward and extended his
arms holding out Chi-Chi so he didn't fall on her. He hit the ground with at bump and Chi-Chi bounced a few feet away.
"Ouch. Chi, what's the deal?" Goku asked, getting up and rubbing his nose.
"Our bags, dumbo." Chi-Chi said running back into the house.
"Oooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah." Goku stated remembering.
Chi-Chi came back out, her bag on her back, and Goku's in her hand. "Ok NOW we can go."
"Alrighty." He said taking his back pack and putting it on. He then picked up Chi-Chi and put her over his shoulder, taking
off in the direction of school. Chi-Chi grumbled about something like 'being carried like freakin' luggage. They soon landed
on school grounds.
As Goku was putting Chi-Chi down Piccolo landed at the left side of him, Karina in his arms.
"Hey Piccolo! Hi Karina!" Goku smiled.
"Hi guys." Chi-Chi said, straightening her shirt because it had been messed up from the fly over.
"Hey." Piccolo and Karina said at the same time.
"I wonder when Bulma and Vegeta are gonna get here." Goku said.
As if by magic, Vegeta landed to the left of Goku with Bulma in his arms. He set her on her feet and nodded at the others.
Piccolo and Goku nodded back and Karina, Bulma, and Chi-Chi rolled their eyes. 'Men.' They all thought.
"Hey guys, the bell should be ringing soon." Goku stated. It must be magic because the bell rang just after he said that.
Goku's eyes went wide.
"Wooooow. I think I'm psychic!" He exclaimed.
"More like psyco." Piccolo muttered to Vegeta. Vegeta smirked and nodded, agreeing.
"Shut up, blue tops." Goku said as they walked across the grass to school. Vegeta and Piccolo growled as Goku smirked triumphantly.
~~~After School~~~~ {I didn't feel like writing about the whole school day, it wasn't very eventful.}
Chi-Chi and Bulma had cheerleading practice. Goku, Piccolo ,and Vegeta had football.
"What should I do?" Karina asked sadly, looking at all her friends.
"Uh..." Goku said.
"Go home?" Vegeta suggested.
"Vegeta!" Bulma said, scowling. "You can watch us while we practice our half time show for tomorrow's game."
"Alright." Karina smiled.
"Well, later." Piccolo said. Vegeta and Goku nodded. The girls waved and ran off to the girls lockers while the guys went to the guy's lockers.
~In the girls locker room~
"You know Karina," Bulma said pulling on her shoe. "You should try out for cheerleading."
"Yeah," Chi-Chi agreed, putting her hair back into a pony tail. "You'd be great!"
"I don't know guys..." Karina said looking thoughtful. "I've never tried anything like it before..."
"I'll ask our choreographer today." Bulma said cheerfully.
"But-" Karina started.
"I'll ask with her." Chi-Chi smiled.
"But-"
"C'mon Chi, we are gonna be late." Bulma said walking out the door. Chi-Chi followed. Karina sighed and followed her buds.
~Meanwhile~
Piccolo pulled on his pads. Vegeta grabbed his helmet from his locker and shut it. Goku sat on the bench staring at the
ceiling, already in his football gear. Piccolo put his shoes on and stood up, holding his helmet. Vegeta stood up, now ready.
They both looked at Goku, who was drooling and looking up at the ceiling. The looked at each other.
"Goku?" Piccolo asked. "Are you still with us?"
Goku continued to drool.
"KAKKOROT!" Vegeta yelled right in his ear. Goku jumped and squealed. Piccolo and Vegeta snickered.
"Sorry Dudes, I was zoning." Goku said shaking his head.
"No kidding." Piccolo said heading for the door. Vegeta followed and Goku got up and they all left the locker room.
They walked out onto the field and saw the girls among the cheerleaders. Bulma waved at Vegeta and blew him a kiss.
Goku and Piccolo snickered as he waved back, blushing. Then Karina waved from the stands and so did Chi-Chi. Piccolo and Goku grumbled, blushing, as Vegeta laughed his head off.
The coach told them what play to practice and they set off and got in their positions. As they lined up Goku grinned at Vegeta.
"Hey, Vegeta!" He teased. "Make sure your not goggling at your girlfriend this time!"
Vegeta felt his face go red with anger. No one insulted him, or his girlfriend. He growled and got in line.
As soon as the quarter back called 'Hut!' Vegeta started running hard at Goku. The quarter back passed the ball
to Goku and he started running.
"Your going the wrong way!" Piccolo yelled.
"Huh? Oops!" Goku turned on his heel and started running in the way he was supposed to and just then Vegeta
got to him and tackled him...hard. Goku's helmet flew offand the ball tumbled away on impact. Before Vegeta got
up off of Goku he hissed: "I think I saw you goggling at your girlfriend, Kakkorot!"
Piccolo ran over and pulled Vegeta off of the winded Goku. Goku tried to sit up, but Vegeta had hit him so hard in
the stomach, so he groaned and laid back again.
"Are you ok?" Piccolo asked.
"Yeah." Goku said in a very raspy whisper. "Fine."
Just then the fat coach wobbled over. "Are you ok there son?" He questioned.
Goku cleared his throat before saying in a steadier and stronger voice "Fine coach."
"Good. Then get up or give me 50!" The coach said going into his general stage. "Your not a man if you can't take a hit!"
Goku got up slowly, walked over to his helmet and picked it up, then shoved it on his head.
"I can take hits." Goku said confidently. The coach nodded and wobbled off of the field. "And I can give them too." He
whispered glaring at Vegeta.
The next few plays Goku and Vegeta took turns knocking the crap out of each other. Piccolo rolled his eyes annoyed. 'What's with them?' he thought angrily. One time Vegeta and Goku both ran their heads in to each other's stomachs and
knocked the air out of each other.
They both laid there on the ground, eyes closed, chests heaving up and down, trying to catch thier breath. The coach came over once again.
"If you make me haul my fat carcass over here one more time I'll susspend you both from the team for two weeks!"
He threatened. Both of their eyes snapped open. The big game was this Saturday. They really didn't want to miss it.
Piccolo snickered at his comment. "Your asking for it!" the coach growled turning to Piccolo, who was right behind him,
and jabbing him in the chest with a fat finger. Piccolo looked away, trying to look innocent. The coach turned back to
the ground-ridden sayains. "KNOW GET UP AND PLAY SOME FOOTBALL!"
Both groaned as they heaved themselves up and got in line again.
~
Bulma, Chi-Chi, and Karina had been watching the whole thing.
"Vegeta!" Bulma cried, a fist over her heart dramatically. "I hope he's alright!"
"Vegeta!? What about my poor Goku?!" Chi-Chi growled. "He's the one who started this whole mess!"
"Yeah, well thats because he insulted me!" Bulma yelled. "He was protecting OUR pride!"
"He was just teasing! At least Goku doesn't run into poles every time he looks at me!" Chi-Chi retorted.
Bulma gasped. Then she smiled "Well that's because you don't have MY looks!" She fluffed her hair in Chi-Chi's face.
"LIAR! I LOOK TEN TIMES BETTER THAN YOU DO!!!" Chi-Chi yelled at the top of her lungs.
"IN YOUR DREAMS!!!" Bulma growled just as loud. Karina sweat dropped. She glanced around. Everyone was staring.
The choreographer came over, a scowl on her face.
"Girls-" she started but was cut off by Chi-Chi.
"YEAH RIGHT!!! VEGETA JUST LIKES YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR MONEY, YOU PREP!!!"
"HOW DARE Y-"
"GIRLS!!!!!" the woman yelled over cutting Bulma off. They looked at her, scowls still on their faces. "WHAT!?" They both asked angrily.
"Unless you both want to be kicked from the cheer squad, SHUT UP!!!" The choreographer yelled, and stomped her foot,making her lose
bun fall into a ponytail. Chi-Chi and Bulma dropped their scowls instantly and shut their mouths.
~
Vegeta and Goku were down on the field, their faces blushed bright red, staring wide eyed at thier girlfriends.
"Is it true?" Goku asked turning to Vegeta.
"What?" He asked.
"That you like her only for her money."
"NO YOU IDIOT!" Vegeta yelled angrily.
"Ok Ok, I was just wondering!" Goku said waving his hands.
Piccolo rolled his eyes and then thought 'Glad I didn't make Vegeta mad then start that whole ordeal and make Karina and Bulma
yell things that embarrassed me in front of everyone.' he looked at the to blushing saiyans. 'Sucks to be you.' He thought.
The coaches eyes were wide. "Practice is over." He gasped. He had been very near the girls when they were yelling their heads off.
That hurt his ears....very badly. He stuck a finger in his ear and turned it, trying to make himself be able to hear again.
"What he said." The choreographer said rubbing her temples. She walked over to her suitcase and opened it. She took out a bottle
of scotch and took a deep swing of it. The cheerleaders stared. She glared at them, swaying slightly. She took another deep swing.
"Well-hic-get a goin'!" She yelled and drained the bottle. All the students ran off to the locker rooms.
~In the girls locker room~
"Good job, you two." A blonde girl with too much make up growled at Chi-Chi and Bulma. "Now we won't be ready for the big half
time show tomorrow! It's Friday and we can't have a practice tomorrow now that Mrs. June is drunk!{the choreographer} She probably
wont be sober until far after the game! Now I'll look like a fool!"
Bulma, Chi-Chi, and Karina all glanced at each other, an eyebrow raised.
"You are way too obsessed with cheerleading." Bulma said, pulling on her skirt.
"Yeah, get another hobby." Chi-Chi said pulling out the hair tie holding her hair up, and it fell down to her shoulders.
"I was watching you, and your not all that good anyways. I heard Mrs. June say she was going to cut you." Karina said. The blonde
gasped as if she had just said 'I'm going to kill you.'
"LIAR!" She growled and stormed over to her, raising her hand. Karina lifted her eyebrows.
"You-You-LIZARD DATING TWIT!" the blonde said trying to make a good insult. Karina scowled heavily. The girl threw her hand at Karina's face,
but Karina grabbed her by the wrist stopping her.
"He is NOT a lizard!" She growled and twisted the girls arm, turned around, still holding the girl by her wrist, and pulled the girl over herself.
She slammed the girl on her back and she instantly fainted. Karina blinked. 'Did I just do THAT?' she thought.
"Chh, forget cheerleading," Chi-Chi said, eyes wide "you should go to professional wrestling."
"Oh! We forgot to ask Mrs. June! Since shes drunk she will probably agree. Besides, we will need a replacement." She grinned at
the blonde still laying there unconscious.
They rushed out where the coreographer was sitting and hiccuping, the empty bottle in hand.
"Mrs. June?" Bulma said gently.
"Yes-Hic?" Mrs. June asked vaguely.
"Could Karina join the cheer squad?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Of course," she looked at Karina, swaying "you look much better than that dumb-hic-blonde."
"Thanks!" They all said and ran off.
~Where the dudes are~
The three guys emerged out of the locker room just to meet their girls there.
"Piccolo guess what?" Karina said excitedly.
"Uh....what?"
"I'm going to be a cheer leader just like them!"
"Cool."
"C'mon Vegeta." Bulma purred and took his hand in hers. "It's my turn to drive you home."
"Okay." He smirked and followed, just like a puppy on a leash.
"Lets go, Goku." Chi-Chi called, walking off tothe exit.
"Alrighty then!" He grinned and practically scampered over to her.
'Man,' Piccolo thought 'What dogs. If thier girl snaps thier fingures they
are instantly there, awaiting thier ever command.'
"I'll walk you home, Piccolo." Karina said sweetly.
"Okay." He said rushing to her side and taking her hand.
As they walked he thought, 'Alright so I'm a dog! I'm a dog!'
~*~
Sorry to all you who don't like cheerleaders, but these girls are nice cheerleaders!...
Well.....mostly...hehehe ^_^ Ideas are welcome! I think next chapter is going to be
the football game. There is one guy from the other team that keeps hitting on Bulma,
and Vegeta's mad! Can you guess who he is? Well you'll have to find out next chapter!