Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ High School Love Hurts ❯ I Want My Baby Back ( Chapter 4 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

I Want My Baby Back

"Goku!" Dana called from down the hall. "Goku, wait!"

"What do you want?" he asked condescendingly.

"Goku, I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking, but I do care. I do! Just give me a second chance!"

Goku spun on his heels. "Do you know how many second chances I've given you? Do you know how many? Remember when we got in a fight and you pushed me down Dream Drop? And I broke my leg? Then, when you dated Charlie on the side of me? Then, when you tried to get me on cocaine? When you broke out of rehab? Do you know how many second chances that is? Do you want me to CONTINUE?"

Dana had tears flowing down her cheeks. "Goku, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I just want it all to be the same again. I don't want to go on without you!"

"You should've thought of that before you decided to get it on with an adult. You should've thought of that before you left me in the liquor store parking lot. You should've thought of that before you tried to cheat me into helping you. Deal with it."

Goku, Krillin, Vegeta, Bulma, Nikki, and Chi-chi sat together at lunch that day. Goku was actually getting used to the idea of having friends and maybe even another girlfriend. It was all very strange to him.

"And then he said, `Well, you try to make the Van Gogh!' Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" Krillin was on a joking spree. It was very scary, but Goku let him go on with the dumb jokes, knowing that it was the short bald man's version of a mating call to Nikki.

Chi-chi and Goku both rolled their eyes and focused their attentions on fixing up Vegeta and Bulma. They were, at the moment, unsure if this couple was meant to be, but if the rest of the group was to survive, they had to at least try to get them to be civil to each other.

"So, what is your favorite color?" Vegeta asked.

Bulma didn't reply. She was too busy staring the other direction and trying to ignore the boy who was so stupid that he might pass for charming.

"Bulma! Did you hear me? I asked you what your favorite color is!" Vegeta repeated.

"CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I WANT SILENCE?????" Bulma blasted.

"Hmmmm… is Silence a real color? All well. What is your favorite animal?"

Bulma anime fainted. "ARGH!"

Krillin and Goku cracked up.

"You sound just like our homeroom teacher!" Krillin cackled. "Remember Goku? The pirate picture?"

"Yeah! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

"Oh! Boys!" Bulma stormed off. Vegeta still couldn't see what was so funny. He ran after Bulma anyway.

"Bulma! Bulma!" Vegeta called. "I don't know what happened, but I'm sorry for it. Bulma! Wait! Sorry!"

Bulma was charmed. He cared enough that he ran after her and apologized even when he had no idea what happened or if he did it. Now that was her kind of man!

"Oh, Vegeta!" She pushed him on the wall and gave him a big lip smacker. He fainted with kiss prints on his face. Bulma woke him up and got him back to the table.

"Well, are we supposed to be here? Or do you want to clear the table and invite Will Smith to the party?"

Vegeta laughed. Bulma thought, hey, if you can't beat tem, join them and laughed too. Well, there went that problem. Now, it was time to deal with another one.

Goku walked into the hall alone. He snuck quietly around the corner, only to face (dramatic music) the hall monitor.

"GET BACK TO CLASS, NOW!"

"I have come to see you, Hall Monitor."

"And what force of darkness sent you to me."

"You. Detention tickets. Now, you shall die!"

"How?"

"I shall kill you, of course."

"You and what army?"

"Us." Vegeta, Krillin, Nikki, Chi-chi, and Bulma stepped out from the shadows and advanced toward the hall monitor. He backed away and began to run, but they caught him.

"Did you get it?" Goku asked.

"Got it," replied Chi-chi. They hog tied the hall monitor and dragged him (girls only) into a stall in the girl's bathroom and locked it. They laughed over their victory and went to class. Before they got to the place where they needed to go their separate ways, Chi-chi gave Goku a little smooch on the cheek, then ran away. Nikki just gave Krillin a hug.

Krillin sighed. The first day of really knowing the girls and he's the only one who ends up kiss-less.

"You'll get there, man. Don't worry."

"I'm worried."

Dana watched Goku having fun with his new best friends, his new girlfriend, his new confidante. Everything she used to be and she wasn't there. It was time to do something about it.