Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ High School Love Hurts ❯ Gimme! Gimme! ( Chapter 6 )

Gimme, Gimme!

Dana walked by and shook her long, lustrous blonde hair, pretending not to notice Goku. She dropped her books by his table and put her hand to her mouth, trying ever so hard to look shocked. Everyone at the table could tell she was a fake.

"Oh, I'm so sorry!" Dana exclaimed, making a point to show off her breasts as she picked up her books. Chi-chi looked disgusted. Dana knew her ex's weak points well. Chi-chi hardly knew him at all.

"Get out of here!" Goku snarled into her ear.

"Why? The fun's only beginning!"

In the hallway…

"Was that Dana Garrett that came up to you at lunch?" Chi-chi asked Goku.

"Yes," he replied darkly.

"Well, who do you think is the father?"

"I'm not one to gossip."

"Just your opinion?"

"My opinion? I know! I know who did it! Will everyone leave me alone about it?"

"Are you…?"

"NO!"

"Who…?"

""Do you really want to know?"

"Yes!"

"Some guy twice her age. They were both drunk. There, happy now?"

"What is it to you?"

She saw his expression darken further.

"Or rather, who was - is - she to you?"

He almost choked on his words, but he spit them out for her sake. "Old girlfriend."

"Since when?"

"Third grade."

"Ouch…"

"Yeah, ouch…"

Reading…

"Son Goku, do you have indoor plumbing?"

Goku anime fainted. "Yes, why?"

"I have concocted a plan!" he hushed his voice to a whisper. "All I have to do is dig a tunnel, break into your indoor plumbing system, come out your toilet, tell your grandpa about your behavior at school and BOOM!! There goes the grandpa problem."

"Reasons why that wouldn't work: 1) That is totally crazy and you wouldn't fit in the plumbing pipes, much less the toilet. 2) My grandpa has failing hearing. He yells at the end of every sentence just to hear himself. 3) You're an idiot."

"Go to the…"

"No."

"ARGH!"

"Guess who?" Nikki said as she popped up behind Krillin.

"Hmmmm… who could it be? Nikki?"

"That was too easy." She popped him a little smacker on the cheek. He fainted and went into automatic La-La Land. Goku and Chi-chi rolled their eyes. Spring was in the air and they were the only ones not totally shot with Cupid's arrows - or so they believed.

"So, what's up, Goku?" Chi-chi asked nonchalantly, in deference to the heart pounding like machine gun bullets inside of her.

"Oh, nothing much. So, do you have any advice on keeping an old flame at her distance?" Goku was on fire. This was the first time he'd really had the hots for any girl. He always thought that Dana was pretty and everything, but his heart had never fallen out his pants like this before. His ticker was throbbing - in wrong area.

"Sorry, can't help you there. Is she like psycho or something?" Chi-chi was trying to blow out a big fire of jealousy inside. Anyone who used to be the girlfriend of this guy had totally lucked out. She was just hoping that it was her turn.

"Thanks, anyway." All of a sudden Dana popped up inside of his head. "You can't walk away from me now, honey. This time I've really hit it where it hurts. I can see if you still love me, what went on through your head all your life, if you ever cheated on me…"

"Dana?" Goku was genuinely freaked out. "Am I part of some freaked science experiment or something? And is that really you or am I delusional?"

"You're a delusional bozo and need psychiatric help. I'm inside your head and will remain here until you return to your one true love. Me! (Evil laugh)."

"Goku, who are you talking to?" Chi-chi was really worried about her potential boyfriend, and maybe his self esteem. Wasn't he a bit old for imaginary friends? But he said Dana. Boy, maybe they were both psycho. Maybe Dana and Goku really were meant to be. Maybe… Too many maybes!

"Now, Goku's brain, do you mind showing me to the control panel, I need to possess him. Thank you. Goku, I now hold you in the palm of my imaginary hand."

"Since when do you negotiate with my brain and not me? My brain controls me!"

"Exactly! Plus, your brain isn't as resistant with emotion. (Evil laugh again)."

"Will you quit the evil laugh? It's getting on my nerves."

"Watch your mouth young man, or I'll make you do it for me. Wouldn't want to look suspicious now, would we?"

"You can't control me! You're a figment of my imagination!" Goku shut his eyes so hard he thought he'd explode. Dana was still there, though, pouting in his brain.

"All right, you got me. I can't control you, but you can't make me go away until you find true love, so I may be here for a very long time."

"NO!!!"

"What's up, man?" Krillin was really getting worried about his friend.

"Nothing," Goku replied, slapping his head, trying to get Dana out. Everyone stared at him, as if he was as messed up as Vegeta.

"What?"

In Science (second to last period)…

"Goku, your teacher is kind of cute."

"WHAT????"

"Son Goku! What is your problem?"

"Just kidding," said Dana.

"Son Goku!"

"So, what's the next period you'll see me in?"

"Shut up!" Goku yelled at Dana. Of course, he was the only one who knew he was yelling at Dana.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME???"

"Nothing." Goku wasn't very good at multi-tasking. He was now beginning to feel sorry for stay at home mothers.

"Oh, so you're dropping the snippy attitude, are you?" Mr. Kawasaki was smiling triumphantly. "Old man's too much for you, eh? Am I finally getting the better of you?"

"No!"

"Go to the office!" he was still smiling.

"No."

"Why not, Goku? You pass my homeroom on the way there!"

"No!"

"What? I didn't say anything."

"No."

"Stop saying…"

"No."

"Exactly."

"No."

"ARGH!"

When Social Studies was going on elsewhere…

Goku skipped social studies that day and wandered to the lockers in the hallway. He banged his head against one.

"Goddamnit! Dana is driving me crazy!" he yelled frustration.

"I am?"

Goku didn't even bother to turn around. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, he thought. Crap!

"Not you, but kind of, but not the real you…" Goku was babbling at this point, trying to get both of them to go away at the same time. If he couldn't do it to them separately, what were his chances when they were there at the same time? Uh-oh.

"Score one for team Dana!" Imaginary Dana was doing the victory dance. He ignored her.

"What, Goku?" Dana moved in closer. "How am I driving you crazy?"

Goku also knew his ex well. He knew that she was moving in for the kill.

Dana gave him a passionate kiss and he relaxed a bit. He tensed up a bit.

"We're in the middle of a school hallway, Dana."

"Yes, but we have the convenience of a missing hall monitor. You and your friends were very handy that way. Would you rather we moved into the janitor's closet?" She rubbed her lower body against his. He pushed her away.

"Leave me alone!" and with that he went to social studies.

Dana stood in his wake with a smug smile spreading slowly across her face. "Until next time."

BTW, that wasn't the almost lemon with Dana and Goku. It's comes after the first lemon with Goku and Chi-chi, which will probably be in the next chapter. I'm considering whether I should put in lemon between Krillin and Nikki. I don't think I will.

In response to the review from Quasi-Sayain (if you are reading from mediaminer.org, that review come from another post site), I decided to created Nikki to be Krillin's girlfriend because even before I began writing this fic I planned a sequel that would introduce 18 and Krillin would've had a girlfriend before. I'm not sure if Nikki will move or die or breakup with Krillin, or what at this point, but I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.

No flames and more reviews please!

Dragon Sunhaze

P.S. Happy reading!