Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ How I got Trunks and Goten Together ❯ That's Blackmail!! ( Chapter 3 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

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Chapter 5

That's Blackmail!!



Jessie looked at the big, round building in awe. "Shit man this is a big motherfucking house!!"
Bulma looked at her appalled at her use of language. "Jessie, no cussing while you are living under my roof young lady!!"
"Hey, I can cuss whenever I damn well please. I'm not scared of you just because you can control veggie over there."

"Hey, I resent that! But since you out of the other puny earthlings *snort* aren't afraid of the woman I might, and that's a big might, start to respect you. As long as you don't do what you did to me earlier again."

Jessie smirked as she remembered fondly what she had to the prince and answered. "All right but meet me behind the C.C building at 6:00 to discuss a..... proposition shall we say. I think you'll enjoy what I have to ask of you." As she said that a devilish smile lit up her face. (A/N: No more bashing for veggie-head, well at least not as much as I planned instead he's going to help me on my quest for * pauses as dramatic music is heard * a Truten ) By then Bulma had already left angry with Vegeta for allowing Jessie to talk to her that way. The only ones left outside were Trunks and Jessie (Vegeta had already gone inside.)

She turned to Trunks and asked him if he could show her to her room. "Sure, but let me tell you something. I know you're up to something. I'm going to find out what that something is and when I do you'll be sorry. In the mean time Stay. Away. From.Goten." By the time he had finished they had reached Jessie's door to her new room.

Jessie looked at Trunks shocked.

Trunks turned and stalked down the hallway. She narrowed her eyes as she looked down the hallway after him. "Why that no good son-of-a-bitch. He's just lucky he's apart of my self mission or I'd make sure...."She mumbled as she opened the door to her new room.

She looked around and made sure there were no hidden cameras in the room before emptying out her blue backpack.

Out fell her favorite CDs of artist such as Mario, Usher, Brandy, and some Pop CDs like N'sync, Backstreet Boys, and Avail Lavigne(Sp?). With them all her plans and blueprints of C.C also tumbled out. Jessie looked at her pack in surprise.

"Wow, how can all that stuff fit in such a small bag?"

She would have wondered some more, but then thought #Why look a gift horse in the mouth? # She shrugged her shoulders and picked up her plans and sticky tacked it to her wall. She then picked up her blueprints and looked them over. "Where can I find a nice secluded place to bring F. Trunks here? Ah-ha! I can use this secluded area behind the building!"

She looked over at her clock, which read, to her dismay, 6:05.

"Oh, shit." She quickly hurried to the back of C.C.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck I'm late. Hope Vegeta doesn't notice."

Jessie turned the corner only to be nose to nose with a certain saiyjin prince.

"Uh...heh...heh...um s-sorry I was late." She looked at Vegeta nervously and noticed that it looked as if he had been here for quite a while. "How long were you waiting here anyway?" she asked curiously. "That is none of your business." He answered hotly. She narrowed her eyes suspiciously.

Vegeta began to squirm under her narrowed gaze and tried to change the subject. "Well are you going to tell me why you asked me to be here when I could be training in the G.R.?" (A/N: G.R. means Gravity Room) "Oh yeah!" she squealed as her face lit up. "I have a plan to bring out Trunks' and Goten's feelings for each other."

Vegeta blinked his eyes; he blinked them again and said, "Oh, is that it? Well that's nice..." He stopped as his brain analyzed what Jessie had said. "WHAT?!!" Jessie fell over from the force of his yell. (A/N: And we all know Goku knows how loud he can yell....hehehe) "Y-you want to get my brat and Kakarot's brat together?!!"

She nodded meekly. Vegeta shook his head furiously.

"NO, I WON'T ALLOW IT!! It's wrong and its Kakarot's brat for Dende's sake! Are you out of what little mind you have left?!!"

"Yes I am. What's it to you anyway?" she asked impatiently

"NOTHING! I WAS JUST STATING THE FACTS!!"

"Just shut up." She hurried on as she saw his eyes widen in anger.

"Anyway what do you mean by and I quote " It's wrong!" end quote. I think that them getting together is a beautiful thing. Also on Planet Vegeta there was hardly enough females right?" Vegeta rolled his eyes at her.

"Yeah, so what? Get to the point." He snapped.


"Then how did you sayjins keep the race populated huh? How did ya reproduce?" She asked with a smug look on her face. Vegeta looked at her with a blank look on his face. "Well to tell you the truth I never thought about it. I just figured that there were females somewhere in hiding."

"Not so my widow peaked friend,"

Vegeta glared.

"I happen to know from a very reliable source (A.K.A my computer) that only certain saiyjin males can give birth." She said while pointing to a picture of Goten with her pointer. Vegeta looked around him confused. Wasn't he just standing and where the hell did the desk and blackboard come from!

"Now, any questions?" She asked looking over the top of her glasses.

Vegeta looked around then shrugged #What the hell # he raised his hand.

"Yes, my widow peaked friend?"

Vegeta clenched his teeth as he tried not to go up there and shove her pointer up her ass. "How in Dende's name did these items appear? How-ack!" Jessie removed her pointer from Vegeta's now flattened hair.

"I meant on what I was talking about; and never mind where I got this stuff. That's for me to know and for you to try to know, but fail horribly." After a moment off silence (more like two seconds) she said, "I see that you have no questions," "But--," "and are speechless by my knowledge of your people." Jessie continued as if she hadn't heard what he was trying to say.

"And so I ask again are you in or are you out?" Vegeta opened his mouth to answer "And don't give me that shit about how it's wrong. I already gave a good reason why you could benefit from this."

"I heard no such thing!!"

"Oh," she raised an eyebrow "then what do you call telling you things even you didn't know?"

Vegeta sat fuming silently. "Yah-uh, that's what I thought. So give me your answer."

"Fine, I'll go along with your idiot plan only because I get to mock my brat into, so to speak, 'coming out of the closet'"

"Uh Vegeta, that's not the plan I had in mind." Vegeta rolled his eyes annoyed. "Oh, then what is it O' great and powerful leader?" he asked sarcastically

Jessie of course missed the sarcasm. "Wow Vegeta! Thanks for the title. Anyway the plan is for me to use my awesome Authors' Power *TM and rip a time dimensional portal to forcibly bring Future Trunks here. When he gets arrives I will blackmail him with an offer he can't refuse. So he will have no choice but to do as I say or I will expose him to the world! MWHAHAHAA, and then by the time he finishes what I tell
him to do Trunks will be as jealous as an ordinary girl of Brittney Spears' body." She finished with a proud look on her face as she waited for him to praise her on her excellent planning skills.

Vegeta looked at her confused.

"Who the hell is Brittney Spears? And what does her body have anything to with the plan? Plus don't you think that Kakarot's brat should know of this? Don't want him falling for my future brat now do we."

Jessie looked at Vegeta with her eyes the size of green peas. "I really have to introduce you and the others into the world of music." She said flatly

"Huh?"

She ignored him as she pondered on his last statement. "Hmmm, I guess your right, but we won't tell him for at least another chapter." Vegeta looked at Jessie for a moment and decided if he wanted to keep sane not to ask what the hell she meant.

"Well," she stated drawing out her sacred pen and paper "lets get started." She wrote down what was required and soon enough the air in front of them started to shimmer.

F. Trunks fell at their feet ungracefully on his ass.

"What the-who the hell are you? Father? What's going on here?" he said the last sentence a little nervous at the evil look on the girls face in front of him. "All questions will be answered in good time, but first....." she slowly advanced toward where he lay helplessly at her feet

She grabbed him and tried him to a tree with rope that appeared out of nowhere. "What is all this about?" F. Trunks asked---more like demanded. "Well, I want you to flirt, or come on to Goten, or at least make it seem like you are. Hey, whatever rocks your boat."

"O.K first of all who the hell is Goten and second what makes you think I'm going to listen to you anyway?"

"I had a feeling it would come to this. Shame really. Well if you don't come and help us then I'll tell Gohan and the whole world that you like him and somehow managed to keep these." Shows them pictures of Gohan taking a bath and sunning himself naked on a rock.

"Gah, where did you get that?!"

"Boy, what the hell is this?!" Vegeta demanded

"Oh, it is what it looks like Vegeta now get over it! So do you concede?"

"B-b-but that's blackmail!" Jessie smirked as she answered

"I know."

A/N: Well how was it! This is for the reviewers who asked for a longer chapter and a special thanks to my friend Brittney who helped me right some of this. Review please!