Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ I am Saiyaman ❯ One-Shot

I Am Saiyaman Parody of "I Am Iron Man" or "I Am Santa Claus" (Another parody of "Iron Man")

Flying through the sky,

Watching below with an eagle's eye.

He's so full of cheer-

Hardly has to work the whole damn year.

Thieves always watch their backs,

Never know when Saiyaman will attack

So many thieves out there,

Still watching out for "Golden Hair".

Green suit, boots of white,

Big dopey helmet keeps face from sight.

Who is he really?

Gohan couldn't be his identity.

Nobody knows him

For the half-Saiyan he is.

Always wishing for

Miss Satan to be his.

Why is Gohan late?

Videl surely thinks that he's a fake.

Androids easier

To beat than get a date with her.