Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ I Dare You!!! DBZ Style ❯ Chapta 1 ( Prologue )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Disclaimer: Read the one in Chappy..err...one.
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Diablo: GUESS WHAT AMY!?!

Amy: -shining her pretty nickel- what?

Diablo: WE GOT SOME DARES!!!!

Amy: YAY!!! THANK YOU REVIEWERS!!! - Big sparkly eyes- I FEEL SO SPECIAL!

Diablo: ^_^ DE!!! GET US A REVIEW!!!

De: - Pulls out a sac and takes out a review then passes it to Amy.-

Skie: -Gets ready to hold up the sign of one of the names of the DBZ characters.-

Amy: -Rips the reveiw open and takes one look at it then burts out laughing-

Diablo: -Takes the review and giggles- O-ok. This dare is for...

Skie: - Holds up the sign-

Audience: VEGETA!!!

Vegeta: - Walks up to the stage with his arms crosed muttering- Stupid woman... making me come here...no fair..blow up stuff...kill...

Amy: - Takes the review from Diablo as Vegeta sits in a black rolly chair- Ok this dare is from an... Anomynous... oh well...

Vegeta,

I dare you to wear frilly pink undies or a blue thong!!!

From ,

ITS A SECRET!!

Vegeta: WHAT!?! NO I REFUSE!!! -scowls and glares-

Amy: Hey Vegeta, did you know you look constipated when you scowl?

Vegeta: -glares at Amy and tries to go to Super Saiyajin, but fails and just looks like he's constipated...- GGGGRRRRRRRRR

Diablo: - bonks Vegeta on the head with a big fat book witch is titled I DARE YOU... RULE BOOK!!!- Rule # 4563887 states that if the contestant
is a saiyajin that contestant is not alowed to raise there KI above 5,000.

Vegeta: - Growls and mutters under his breath- Great how much worse can this get? Pink tutu's with little bows?

Diablo: AND.... rule # 3476 states that if the contestant is a boy and does not go through with the dare, He MUST wear a Pink or Blue tutu with
a bow on his hair.

Vegeta: -growls-

Amy: YEA!!! SO DO IT OR SUFFER THE RATH OF THE PINK ,or blue, TUTUS!!!!!

Vegeta: I WILL NOT ,I REPEAT, WILL NOT WEAR FRILLY UNDERGARMETS OR A SLINGSHOT!!!! ( A/N ehehehe sling shot... get it?)

Amy: -dark look- THEN SUFFER THE RATH OF THE BALLERINA!! - points back stage were the costume disigner Calli stands with a pink and
blue tutu and bows in her hands-

Calli: -waves cheerfully-

Vegeta: -_- - walks back stage-

Amy: And now that he has to change... we go to the...

Skie: -Holds up a sign that says Commercial!!-

Audience: -drool then snaps out of it as the sign goes up- COMMERCIAL!

----------Commercial-----------

Amy: - commercial person voice-Hello!!! Have you ever been to a cafeteria and tried the food then had to be in the hospital for 5 days? Well that
happened to me once and I was sad!! So I came up with an invention called.. the..er...umm... GOOD FOOD O-MATIC!! Lets watch and see!!

Student: -walks up to the lunch line-

Amy: What's your name?

Student: Shana Bellibin

Amy: What would you like for lunch?

Shana: Umm.. i'd like some chicken tenders with mashed potatoes and gravy.

Amy: - Types it into a computer that is connected to a hunk of whats supposed to be metal and a green blob of google stuff that has yellow crap
on it and some chicken tenders that has flies all over it.- Here you go!!

Shana: Umm... that looks weird.

Amy: It tastes great!

Shana: Ok.... - Takes a nibble out of it- Cough Cough Gag -Dies-

Amy: Oh crap.. your going to edit that part out right? RIGHT?!?

-Screen Fades to black-

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Diablo: You are a bad, bad girl Amy...

Amy: I LOVE YOU TOO DABBY!!! ^_^

Diablo: - calls backstage- IS VEGETA READY YET!?!?!

Calli: YEP ALL DONE!!!

Vegeta: -walks out wearing a pink tutu with a bow stuck to the side of his head as he twirls around on stage- I can't believe I submitted to this.
I am the great Saiyajin Ouji!

Skie: - Holds out sign that says LAUGH!!!-

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA< br> HAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--

Amy: OK YOU CAN STOP NOW!!!

Audience: - Crickets chirp-

Diablo: ^_^ OK!! Well see you next time on...

Audience: VEGGIETALES!!!

Skie: - sweatdrops and holds out sign higher-

Audience: I DARE YOU DBZ STYLE!!!

- You can hear Vegeta cussing out the world as the screen fades to black.....-

RRRREEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW< br>
( A/N Heheheehe! I will do the next chapter longer and put 3 Dares in it ok?)

Thanks to:

Skie Sin
Xlexiza Metallium
Anonymous
Shella
mojojom
Samara-chan
Dragon Girl
Sunshine066
Gotens Angel
Trixi Chick