Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ I Dare You!!! DBZ Style ❯ Chapta 1 ( Prologue )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Disclaimer: Read the one in Chappy..err...one.
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Diablo: GUESS WHAT AMY!?!
Amy: -shining her pretty nickel- what?
Diablo: WE GOT SOME DARES!!!!
Amy: YAY!!! THANK YOU REVIEWERS!!! - Big sparkly eyes- I FEEL SO SPECIAL!
Diablo: ^_^ DE!!! GET US A REVIEW!!!
De: - Pulls out a sac and takes out a review then passes it to Amy.-
Skie: -Gets ready to hold up the sign of one of the names of the DBZ characters.-
Amy: -Rips the reveiw open and takes one look at it then burts out laughing-
Diablo: -Takes the review and giggles- O-ok. This dare is for...
Skie: - Holds up the sign-
Audience: VEGETA!!!
Vegeta: - Walks up to the stage with his arms crosed muttering- Stupid woman... making me come here...no fair..blow up stuff...kill...
Amy: - Takes the review from Diablo as Vegeta sits in a black rolly chair- Ok this dare is from an... Anomynous... oh well...
Vegeta,
I dare you to wear frilly pink undies or a blue thong!!!
From ,
ITS A SECRET!!
Vegeta: WHAT!?! NO I REFUSE!!! -scowls and glares-
Amy: Hey Vegeta, did you know you look constipated when you scowl?
Vegeta: -glares at Amy and tries to go to Super Saiyajin, but fails and just looks like he's constipated...- GGGGRRRRRRRRR
Diablo: - bonks Vegeta on the head with a big fat book witch is titled I DARE YOU... RULE BOOK!!!- Rule # 4563887 states that if the contestant
is a saiyajin that contestant is not alowed to raise there KI above 5,000.
Vegeta: - Growls and mutters under his breath- Great how much worse can this get? Pink tutu's with little bows?
Diablo: AND.... rule # 3476 states that if the contestant is a boy and does not go through with the dare, He MUST wear a Pink or Blue tutu with
a bow on his hair.
Vegeta: -growls-
Amy: YEA!!! SO DO IT OR SUFFER THE RATH OF THE PINK ,or blue, TUTUS!!!!!
Vegeta: I WILL NOT ,I REPEAT, WILL NOT WEAR FRILLY UNDERGARMETS OR A SLINGSHOT!!!! ( A/N ehehehe sling shot... get it?)
Amy: -dark look- THEN SUFFER THE RATH OF THE BALLERINA!! - points back stage were the costume disigner Calli stands with a pink and
blue tutu and bows in her hands-
Calli: -waves cheerfully-
Vegeta: -_- - walks back stage-
Amy: And now that he has to change... we go to the...
Skie: -Holds up a sign that says Commercial!!-
Audience: -drool then snaps out of it as the sign goes up- COMMERCIAL!
----------Commercial-----------
Amy: - commercial person voice-Hello!!! Have you ever been to a cafeteria and tried the food then had to be in the hospital for 5 days? Well that
happened to me once and I was sad!! So I came up with an invention called.. the..er...umm... GOOD FOOD O-MATIC!! Lets watch and see!!
Student: -walks up to the lunch line-
Amy: What's your name?
Student: Shana Bellibin
Amy: What would you like for lunch?
Shana: Umm.. i'd like some chicken tenders with mashed potatoes and gravy.
Amy: - Types it into a computer that is connected to a hunk of whats supposed to be metal and a green blob of google stuff that has yellow crap
on it and some chicken tenders that has flies all over it.- Here you go!!
Shana: Umm... that looks weird.
Amy: It tastes great!
Shana: Ok.... - Takes a nibble out of it- Cough Cough Gag -Dies-
Amy: Oh crap.. your going to edit that part out right? RIGHT?!?
-Screen Fades to black-
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Diablo: You are a bad, bad girl Amy...
Amy: I LOVE YOU TOO DABBY!!! ^_^
Diablo: - calls backstage- IS VEGETA READY YET!?!?!
Calli: YEP ALL DONE!!!
Vegeta: -walks out wearing a pink tutu with a bow stuck to the side of his head as he twirls around on stage- I can't believe I submitted to this.
I am the great Saiyajin Ouji!
Skie: - Holds out sign that says LAUGH!!!-
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA< br> HAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--
Amy: OK YOU CAN STOP NOW!!!
Audience: - Crickets chirp-
Diablo: ^_^ OK!! Well see you next time on...
Audience: VEGGIETALES!!!
Skie: - sweatdrops and holds out sign higher-
Audience: I DARE YOU DBZ STYLE!!!
- You can hear Vegeta cussing out the world as the screen fades to black.....-
RRRREEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW< br>
( A/N Heheheehe! I will do the next chapter longer and put 3 Dares in it ok?)
Thanks to:
Skie Sin
Xlexiza Metallium
Anonymous
Shella
mojojom
Samara-chan
Dragon Girl
Sunshine066
Gotens Angel
Trixi Chick
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Diablo: GUESS WHAT AMY!?!
Amy: -shining her pretty nickel- what?
Diablo: WE GOT SOME DARES!!!!
Amy: YAY!!! THANK YOU REVIEWERS!!! - Big sparkly eyes- I FEEL SO SPECIAL!
Diablo: ^_^ DE!!! GET US A REVIEW!!!
De: - Pulls out a sac and takes out a review then passes it to Amy.-
Skie: -Gets ready to hold up the sign of one of the names of the DBZ characters.-
Amy: -Rips the reveiw open and takes one look at it then burts out laughing-
Diablo: -Takes the review and giggles- O-ok. This dare is for...
Skie: - Holds up the sign-
Audience: VEGETA!!!
Vegeta: - Walks up to the stage with his arms crosed muttering- Stupid woman... making me come here...no fair..blow up stuff...kill...
Amy: - Takes the review from Diablo as Vegeta sits in a black rolly chair- Ok this dare is from an... Anomynous... oh well...
Vegeta,
I dare you to wear frilly pink undies or a blue thong!!!
From ,
ITS A SECRET!!
Vegeta: WHAT!?! NO I REFUSE!!! -scowls and glares-
Amy: Hey Vegeta, did you know you look constipated when you scowl?
Vegeta: -glares at Amy and tries to go to Super Saiyajin, but fails and just looks like he's constipated...- GGGGRRRRRRRRR
Diablo: - bonks Vegeta on the head with a big fat book witch is titled I DARE YOU... RULE BOOK!!!- Rule # 4563887 states that if the contestant
is a saiyajin that contestant is not alowed to raise there KI above 5,000.
Vegeta: - Growls and mutters under his breath- Great how much worse can this get? Pink tutu's with little bows?
Diablo: AND.... rule # 3476 states that if the contestant is a boy and does not go through with the dare, He MUST wear a Pink or Blue tutu with
a bow on his hair.
Vegeta: -growls-
Amy: YEA!!! SO DO IT OR SUFFER THE RATH OF THE PINK ,or blue, TUTUS!!!!!
Vegeta: I WILL NOT ,I REPEAT, WILL NOT WEAR FRILLY UNDERGARMETS OR A SLINGSHOT!!!! ( A/N ehehehe sling shot... get it?)
Amy: -dark look- THEN SUFFER THE RATH OF THE BALLERINA!! - points back stage were the costume disigner Calli stands with a pink and
blue tutu and bows in her hands-
Calli: -waves cheerfully-
Vegeta: -_- - walks back stage-
Amy: And now that he has to change... we go to the...
Skie: -Holds up a sign that says Commercial!!-
Audience: -drool then snaps out of it as the sign goes up- COMMERCIAL!
----------Commercial-----------
Amy: - commercial person voice-Hello!!! Have you ever been to a cafeteria and tried the food then had to be in the hospital for 5 days? Well that
happened to me once and I was sad!! So I came up with an invention called.. the..er...umm... GOOD FOOD O-MATIC!! Lets watch and see!!
Student: -walks up to the lunch line-
Amy: What's your name?
Student: Shana Bellibin
Amy: What would you like for lunch?
Shana: Umm.. i'd like some chicken tenders with mashed potatoes and gravy.
Amy: - Types it into a computer that is connected to a hunk of whats supposed to be metal and a green blob of google stuff that has yellow crap
on it and some chicken tenders that has flies all over it.- Here you go!!
Shana: Umm... that looks weird.
Amy: It tastes great!
Shana: Ok.... - Takes a nibble out of it- Cough Cough Gag -Dies-
Amy: Oh crap.. your going to edit that part out right? RIGHT?!?
-Screen Fades to black-
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Diablo: You are a bad, bad girl Amy...
Amy: I LOVE YOU TOO DABBY!!! ^_^
Diablo: - calls backstage- IS VEGETA READY YET!?!?!
Calli: YEP ALL DONE!!!
Vegeta: -walks out wearing a pink tutu with a bow stuck to the side of his head as he twirls around on stage- I can't believe I submitted to this.
I am the great Saiyajin Ouji!
Skie: - Holds out sign that says LAUGH!!!-
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA< br> HAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--
Amy: OK YOU CAN STOP NOW!!!
Audience: - Crickets chirp-
Diablo: ^_^ OK!! Well see you next time on...
Audience: VEGGIETALES!!!
Skie: - sweatdrops and holds out sign higher-
Audience: I DARE YOU DBZ STYLE!!!
- You can hear Vegeta cussing out the world as the screen fades to black.....-
RRRREEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW< br>
( A/N Heheheehe! I will do the next chapter longer and put 3 Dares in it ok?)
Thanks to:
Skie Sin
Xlexiza Metallium
Anonymous
Shella
mojojom
Samara-chan
Dragon Girl
Sunshine066
Gotens Angel
Trixi Chick