Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ I Didn't Have a Clue ❯ I do NOT like her! ( Chapter 6 )

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I Didn't Have a Clue-Chapter 6

Written by: Jesscheaux

Disclaimer: I did not invent, nor do I own, DB/Z/GT or any of the characters, only the
ones I created.

Author's notes: I almost discontinued this fic, but thanks to all my loyal readers(and my desire
to finish it) I have decided to continue. Do you want to see it made into an epic? I had in
mind more of a story about 8 chapters. Tell me what you think. Now, Piccolo is going to
visit Gohan!
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(I can sense him, he's training) Piccolo thought to himself (That's Gohan allright)
he thought as he felt his ki rise.

Piccolo flew over into the mountainous area where he knew the Son family lived. He passed the
yellow dome house and flew farther inward until he finally saw Gohan.

He watched his former pupil for a while and began to reminise over all the times they'd
had together. Piccolo noticed that Gohan was wearing a gi just like his still.

(I hope he gives up that stupid Saiyaman outfit.) he thought.

Gohan suddenly looked up as he sensed Piccolo.

"Sensai!!!!" he cried happily.

Piccolo, with his arms crossed, floated down in front of Gohan and landed with a thud.
"Hey, kid."

"Piccolo, it's so good to see you again! What brings you out here?"

"You do. I--well--I," Piccolo faltered not used to being soft, "I miss you."

"Awwwwwww! I miss you too, gimme a hug!" Gohan exclaimed and moved toward him, but Piccolo
held out his arm.

"No. No hugging." Piccolo said sternly then gave Gohan a half grin. "Hey, there is something
I need to talk to you about though."

"Sure, anything." said Gohan with a smile.

"You're the only one I trust on this planet, and that's why I'm telling you this. But you
must promise that no one else will know."

"Hey, you can trust me, Mr. Piccolo."

"Good. Gohan, I've met someone."

"Hey cool! I want to meet him too!"

Piccolo smacked his forehead. "No, Gohan, it's not a guy."

"Oh a girl then. Well that's nice that you have a new friend Piccolo, but what's
the big secret about?"

"I don't know. I've been getting these strange feelings when I'm around her."

"Maybe you should see a Dr. I think you might be allergic to her."

"No, it's different. I've never felt that way before."

"Weird." Gohan thought for a moment and then his eyes bugged out when it hit him.
"PICCOLO! I think I know!"

"What?! Tell me what you know."

Gohan giggled. "You like her!"

"LIKE HER?! You mean like Goku likes Chi-chi and Vegeta likes Bulma? Is THAT what
you're implying?"

Gohan nodded.

"*grumble* I do not 'like' women. I'm a Namek."

"So how do you explain all your strange feelings?"

"I don't know. I told you they were new to me!"

"Gee Piccolo, I think that you're in denial about the whole thing."

"NO! I think that you are WRONG!"

"Come on, you know it's true. Tell me about her; is she pretty?"

"Yes very." Piccolo said without thinking and then clapped his hand over
his mouth. "I mean, how should I know what's pretty and what's not?"

"Too late!" Gohan exclaimed, "You DO like her, I knew it!" then he began laughing.

"*snarl* Bakayarou. You're no help at all to me. I come here for your trust and
you laugh at me and tell me I 'like' somebody. Preposterous! I'm leaving, Goodbye Gohan."

Gohan stopped laughing and yelled to a flying Piccolo: "No, Piccolo wait! I didn't mean to
upset you! Come back!"

Piccolo heard every word that Gohan said but ignored it and flew farther away.
(What does the kid know anyway.) he thought.

(He knows the same thing that I know.) the voice of Nail emerged out of Piccolo's mind.
(I may not know anything about love, but I know that you have come to care for Zenya.)

(NOT YOU TOO!) Piccolo yelled at him, (I can't believe everyone is ganging up on me like
this!)

(It's true, Piccolo. For I too see it.) Kami joined in.

(Shut up, old man. I didn't ask for you opinion.) Piccolo retorted.

(Come Piccolo, we're only trying to help you.) Kami insisted.

(You can help me by shutting up for the rest of my life! I don't want to hear another
word!) he lashed out angrily and began flying faster.

"Something has to be done. I can't have Zenya stay with us anymore. Not with all these
feelings. It has to stop." And with that, Piccolo flew to the Kame house to see #18.

* * *

The cool blue waters looked very inviting on that hot summer day, but the green warrior
flying above ignored them. He was bent on accomplishing his task.

Piccolo spotted the Kame House and landed on the beach. He folded his arms and glanced
around. Master Roshi was reading a dirty magazine. Piccolo rolled his eyes.

"Old man!" Piccolo yelled in his direction.

Roshi appeared not to hear him and kept reading.

"YOU! With the sunglasses!" he tried again.

And yet again he was ignored.

Piccolo was fed up at this time, being that he had no patience, especially not for stupid
humans, and he marched over to Master Roshi and ripped the magazine out of his hands.
"I'm talking to you, Old man." He growled and then threw the magazing out into the wind.

Master Roshi's mouth dropped open and he looked fornlornly out onto the ocean where
his magazine now was. He began to fume and stared up at Piccolo angriy.
"Why you, I oughta pound you for that! That was my new edition of Beach Girls deluxe!
Well, I've got nothing better to do now, so what do you want?" Roshi demanded.

"Hmmmph. Well, I just wanted to know if Juuhachi-gou is here."

"IS THAT ALL YOU WANTED?!!!!!! WELL, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO RUIN MY NEW MAGAZINE JUST
FOR THAT!!"

"You weren't listening to me. When I talk, you had BETTER listen, old man."

"Yeah, whatever. You owe me a new magazine."

Piccolo rolled his eyes. "Dream on. So, is she here or not?"

"Not, I'm afraid. She and Marron went on a little shopping trip. Should be gone the rest of the
day. But Krillin's here if you want to talk to him."

"I guess. It's not like I have anything better to do."

"Ok, I'll get him for you. He's napping inside." Roshi said and then yelled: "KRILLIN!!!!!!!!!
THERE'S SOMEONE HERE TO SEE YOU!!!!!"

Piccolo had to cover his ears and was scowling with distaste at the bald turtle hermit.
"Gee, thanks." He said sarcastically and then waited for Krillin, who appeared outside the
house a moment later, rubbing his eyes.

"Wha?" he said sleepily and then noticed Piccolo. "OH! Piccolo! Hey man, what brings you here
on this lovely day?"

"I needed to talk to your wife but she's not here so you'll just have to do."

"Glad to help anytime. What can I do for you?" Krillin said as he walked up to Piccolo.

"It's about Zenya."

"OOh, I see. Need some 'tips'?"

"Tips? What are you talking about."

"Come on, Piccolo. I know what's going on *wink wink*"

Piccolo's eyes bugged out as he realized what Krillin was implying. "NO KRILLIN! It's not like that!
Why do all you people think I 'like' her?!"

"Because you do."

"I do NOT! Anyway, it's been a couple of months now that Zenya's been with us at the lookout
and Juunana-gou hasn't been a threat. I think it would be safe for her to live here with
you guys again."

"Awwwwww, wouldn't you miss her though?" Krillin asked sweetly.

"*grumble* Perhaps a little."

"Then you DO like her!"

"*snarl* No, I just think she should be back here with her own family. She'll be happier anyway."

"What? Now that's not true. Everytime I visit you guys, she's always been happy. I see no reason
for her to come back here unless she wants to. Besides, I thought you were training her."

"I did train her. But perhaps her sister would like to train her too. I mean, she can't just
learn all my moves. Juuhachi could teach her alot of things as could you."

"I guess you're right. But I think she would miss you, Piccolo."

"Me? Ha! I'm just the scary green guy."

Krillin shook his head, "No, she really cares for you, Piccolo. I can tell by the way she
acts around you. You should talk to her about this."

Piccolo got angrier with every word. "For the last time: NO! I am not a human, and I don't
want or need all your silly human emotions. They are for weaklings. Leave me alone, Krillin.
Zenya should be back here by sundown. Goodbye." And with that Piccolo took off yet again,
this time for home, his cape fluttering in the wind and him fuming the whole time.

"*mumble* Why does everyone think I like her? *mutter* It's not true. I'm a Namek.
*growl* I wish they would just leave me alone. That's it. I'm telling Zenya to leave
and then I'm going to leave to. To train by MYSELF in the woods. I don't need her,
I don't need them, I don't need anybody!" Piccolo finished his rant and went to
carry out his plans.
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YAY! Another chapter! Tell me what you would like to see happen. I plan on finishing this
but I don't know how many chapters I'll need. I'm going to try and update regularly so stay
tuned, and thanks for reading. Ja ne!