Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Interview Madness ❯ Trunks Soup ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Bugsygurl 
This time around I had a little chat with Vegeta and Trunks.
Yeah...so...go read it.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.27.2003 | Updated On: 09.01.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 799 | Visits: 315 | Status: Work In Progress
This time around I had a little chat with Vegeta and Trunks.
Yeah...so...go read it.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.27.2003 | Updated On: 09.01.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 799 | Visits: 315 | Status: Work In Progress
A/N: If you flame me for thinking Trunks is gay and after Goku's ass...I'm going to just assume that you suck.
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ATM: Hey all you crazy people, who are actually reading this filth! I'm here with another interview filled with goo-like...good-ness...? Anyway, today I have with me Vegeta-man and Trunks soup.
Trunks: Trunks soup?
ATM: Yeah, that's what your name sounds like in japanese.
Trunks: Uhh, ok....?
ATM: .......You are REALLY hot, you know that?
Trunks: Yes, I am. And I know.
ATM: 'Kay, glad that's out of the way.
Vegeta: Why the fuck am I here again?
ATM: Shut up! I'll be asking the questions around here, Jimmy!
Vegeta: I DO NOT LOOK LIKE JIMMY NEUTRON!
Trunks: Hmmm...now that you mention it...his hair does kinda look like--
Vegeta: YOU'RE GROUNDED!
ATM: Ok, chill out Vegeta-man. Lemme just ask you some friggin' questions so you can stop stinkin' up my basement and leave.
Vegeta: I don't st-- (sniffs himself) ....oh.
Trunks: Why isn't Goku here? I thought you said he was gonna be here!
ATM: No, I said he WAS here.
Trunks: I know, that's what I said.
ATM: I meant WAS as in...WAS last time I held an interview...thing.
Trunks: Dammit...I wore my hawaiian shirt for nothing.
Vegeta: Your shirt gives my eyes a rash.
ATM: Alright, time to shut up.
Vegeta: Well it does...
ATM: I have a question here by some person named..."Yemil Vegaits" for you Vegeta. She wants to know what you wear under your spandex.
Vegeta: GAH! I'm not telling you moronic people that!
ATM: Yemil suggests that if you don't answer, you'll hafta give Goku a lap dance.
Vegeta: NANI?!?!
Trunks: Wait...does that mean if I refuse to answer a question, I have to give him a lap dance too??
ATM: No Trunks, it has to be something you WOULDN'T enjoy. That would give you an excuse to do something you already dream about doing anyway.
Trunks: Well, shit.
Vegeta: Am I....missing something?
Trunks: DAD! You have a question to answer!
ATM: Yeah Vegeta-man, answer the question. What d'ya wear under that spandex of yours.
Vegeta: I hate you...naturally to prevent underwear lines, I wear nothing under it.
ATM: Niiiice...Was that so hard?
Vegeta: I'd be quite embarrassed if it was. There wouldn't be anything holding it back.
ATM: Wha...? Nevermind, I'm not so sure I wanna know.
Trunks: Remember when Goku was wearing that Saiyan uniform that mom made?
ATM: Yeah.... Your point is....?
Vegeta: ......If it weren't for the fact that you can go Super Saiyan, I'd swear you weren't my son....
ATM: Since we're sorta on the subject of Goku, I'd like for both of you to think of one word to describe him. Mine would be...Benevolent. What about you Vegeta-man?
Vegeta: Curses...only one? I have SO many words for him.
ATM: Stray away from the obvious ones you always call him...
Vegeta: Alright...how about...Richard Simmons.
ATM: Richard Simmons? Not only is that not one word, it's a person's name.
Vegeta: Do not question me!
ATM: Alright....I'm scared to ask, but Trunks...what about you?
Trunks: Delicious....
(VERY long...awkward pause)
Vegeta: I'm going to castrate you when we get home.
Trunks: You wouldn't dare.
ATM: Ahem...uhh...so, Vegeta-man, what do you do in your spare time?
Vegeta: What an idiotic question. I train!
ATM: That's it? You don't...have any hobbies? Do you even bathe?
Vegeta: I bathe!
ATM: Then why didn't you before you came here?
Vegeta: I only bathe before I go somewhere important.
ATM: Ouch...what about you Trunksie-poo, what do you do all day?
Vegeta: Heh, "Trunksie-poo."
Trunks: Well, I write romance novels in my spare time. I also dabble in doujinshii and make my own music videos.
ATM: Coolness..
Vegeta: I've seen them, they all make me sick. Nothing but Goku clips with Buttstreet Boys and N*Suck as the background music.
Trunks: Thanks for encouraging my creativity, dad.
Vegeta: You should see his CD collection. Destiny's Children, Britany Spits, Avril LaWhat's-her-face...
ATM: You're funny Vegeta. But I'm afraid we're out of time.
Trunks: This interview is timed?
ATM: No, I'm just sick of talking to you guys.
Trunks: Oh.
Vegeta: Thank friggin' Buddah!
ATM: Shut up! You're not funny anymore!
Trunks: Can I be in the next interview you have with Goku?
ATM: Uhh....suuuuuuuuure....now leave! Both of you!
Trunks: Hmmm....looks like dad left already.
(There's a Vegeta shaped hole in the side of my wall)
ATM: Good thing I have insurance.
Trunks: I can pay for it.
ATM: Sweeet...let's go get hotdogs.
Trunks: Alright!
*****
A/N: Why was this interview ended with hotdogs? *sigh...I need to go lay down.
*****
ATM: Hey all you crazy people, who are actually reading this filth! I'm here with another interview filled with goo-like...good-ness...? Anyway, today I have with me Vegeta-man and Trunks soup.
Trunks: Trunks soup?
ATM: Yeah, that's what your name sounds like in japanese.
Trunks: Uhh, ok....?
ATM: .......You are REALLY hot, you know that?
Trunks: Yes, I am. And I know.
ATM: 'Kay, glad that's out of the way.
Vegeta: Why the fuck am I here again?
ATM: Shut up! I'll be asking the questions around here, Jimmy!
Vegeta: I DO NOT LOOK LIKE JIMMY NEUTRON!
Trunks: Hmmm...now that you mention it...his hair does kinda look like--
Vegeta: YOU'RE GROUNDED!
ATM: Ok, chill out Vegeta-man. Lemme just ask you some friggin' questions so you can stop stinkin' up my basement and leave.
Vegeta: I don't st-- (sniffs himself) ....oh.
Trunks: Why isn't Goku here? I thought you said he was gonna be here!
ATM: No, I said he WAS here.
Trunks: I know, that's what I said.
ATM: I meant WAS as in...WAS last time I held an interview...thing.
Trunks: Dammit...I wore my hawaiian shirt for nothing.
Vegeta: Your shirt gives my eyes a rash.
ATM: Alright, time to shut up.
Vegeta: Well it does...
ATM: I have a question here by some person named..."Yemil Vegaits" for you Vegeta. She wants to know what you wear under your spandex.
Vegeta: GAH! I'm not telling you moronic people that!
ATM: Yemil suggests that if you don't answer, you'll hafta give Goku a lap dance.
Vegeta: NANI?!?!
Trunks: Wait...does that mean if I refuse to answer a question, I have to give him a lap dance too??
ATM: No Trunks, it has to be something you WOULDN'T enjoy. That would give you an excuse to do something you already dream about doing anyway.
Trunks: Well, shit.
Vegeta: Am I....missing something?
Trunks: DAD! You have a question to answer!
ATM: Yeah Vegeta-man, answer the question. What d'ya wear under that spandex of yours.
Vegeta: I hate you...naturally to prevent underwear lines, I wear nothing under it.
ATM: Niiiice...Was that so hard?
Vegeta: I'd be quite embarrassed if it was. There wouldn't be anything holding it back.
ATM: Wha...? Nevermind, I'm not so sure I wanna know.
Trunks: Remember when Goku was wearing that Saiyan uniform that mom made?
ATM: Yeah.... Your point is....?
Vegeta: ......If it weren't for the fact that you can go Super Saiyan, I'd swear you weren't my son....
ATM: Since we're sorta on the subject of Goku, I'd like for both of you to think of one word to describe him. Mine would be...Benevolent. What about you Vegeta-man?
Vegeta: Curses...only one? I have SO many words for him.
ATM: Stray away from the obvious ones you always call him...
Vegeta: Alright...how about...Richard Simmons.
ATM: Richard Simmons? Not only is that not one word, it's a person's name.
Vegeta: Do not question me!
ATM: Alright....I'm scared to ask, but Trunks...what about you?
Trunks: Delicious....
(VERY long...awkward pause)
Vegeta: I'm going to castrate you when we get home.
Trunks: You wouldn't dare.
ATM: Ahem...uhh...so, Vegeta-man, what do you do in your spare time?
Vegeta: What an idiotic question. I train!
ATM: That's it? You don't...have any hobbies? Do you even bathe?
Vegeta: I bathe!
ATM: Then why didn't you before you came here?
Vegeta: I only bathe before I go somewhere important.
ATM: Ouch...what about you Trunksie-poo, what do you do all day?
Vegeta: Heh, "Trunksie-poo."
Trunks: Well, I write romance novels in my spare time. I also dabble in doujinshii and make my own music videos.
ATM: Coolness..
Vegeta: I've seen them, they all make me sick. Nothing but Goku clips with Buttstreet Boys and N*Suck as the background music.
Trunks: Thanks for encouraging my creativity, dad.
Vegeta: You should see his CD collection. Destiny's Children, Britany Spits, Avril LaWhat's-her-face...
ATM: You're funny Vegeta. But I'm afraid we're out of time.
Trunks: This interview is timed?
ATM: No, I'm just sick of talking to you guys.
Trunks: Oh.
Vegeta: Thank friggin' Buddah!
ATM: Shut up! You're not funny anymore!
Trunks: Can I be in the next interview you have with Goku?
ATM: Uhh....suuuuuuuuure....now leave! Both of you!
Trunks: Hmmm....looks like dad left already.
(There's a Vegeta shaped hole in the side of my wall)
ATM: Good thing I have insurance.
Trunks: I can pay for it.
ATM: Sweeet...let's go get hotdogs.
Trunks: Alright!
*****
A/N: Why was this interview ended with hotdogs? *sigh...I need to go lay down.