Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ It Isn't Easy Being Evil ❯ Chapter One: Violets Are Blue ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Author's Note: In this story, I do have excessive swearing. If you get offended by certain words, don't read this. Personally I don't use these words so they end up in my stories (who would of thought?) I don't own DBZ and I am not making any money by writing this. So why am I doing this? Piccolo flies in, "Because you are madly in love with me!" I blush, "How did you know!" :sobs: "There, there." Piccolo pats my back. He disappears. Aren't hallucinations fun? Anyways onto the story.
It Isn't Easy Being Evil
This story is an alternate universe story. It is written using Piccolo's point of view. Pretend Piccolo is fighting Frieza before his final form. What if there was another member of the ginyu force who wasn't too happy with Frieza? And what if they wanted revenge… at any cost?
Episode 1: Violets Are Blue
I have him on the run. Frieza is no match to me, thanks to that stupid Namek that fused with me. What was his name again? Nail, I hear him inside me. Shut up, I think strongly as I block him out. What's this, another transformation!
I know I must stop him before he gets any stronger. It is too late. He has transformed. Dende, the poor little guy, he has been vanquished. I watch shocked as Vegeta is the next to be killed. Goku arrives!
Goku is our only hope! I watch astonished as he is pummeled by that monster. I hold my student Gohan back as he watches his father fall to the ground.
I sense a small power heading this way. What is it? Am I the only one who noticed? Small… probably a Namek… No, that isn't a namek.
I strain my eyes trying to see but whoever it is, is too far away. The power disappears and I forget it and return to watching the massive battle. Goku is toying with him and he is toying with Goku.
"Gohan, we must stay back." I tell my student, "Your father knows what he is doing."
"But Mr. Piccolo, you said that he was too powerful for you to fight." Gohan looks at me innocently. He has so much faith in me, how can I tell him that he is stronger than I?
"Your father can handle him." I sense that same strange power but this time I can make out the strange craft flying towards us.
"What is that, sensei?"
"I don't know, kid." We watch as it lands ten feet away from where we are standing.
The door to the pod opens. I stare at the strange creature. Long violet hair frames the delicate features of her face. Her skin is lavender. But what shocks me most of all is that she is wearing armor of the ginyu force.
"Damn him to fuckin hell." The woman says crudely, but her voice is strangely soft and sweet.
"Who is she, sensei?" Gohan looks at me. How the hell was I supposed to know?
"Frieza! We had a fucking deal!" The woman shouts staring at the monster and not even noticing us.
The monster ignores her but a twitch of his eye shows me that he knows that she is there.
When she steps out of the pod, I notice the lavender fluffy tail behind her. I admit that isn't all I noticed. She is tall with beautiful long legs and the most enchanting violet eyes. Alright, alright she has a nice rack, too. It is hard to tell with the armor but I know she does.
"Damn it, forget the monkey for a damn minute. We had a deal!" She continues to ignore our presence but I see her eyes dart to us for a moment.
I hear Frieza groan as Goku manages to knock him into a mountain.
"Will you just kill him and stop toying? You know I'm not patient. Would you like me to kill him for you?"
"NO! That's my dad!" Gohan rips free from my grasp and runs to the woman.
Her eyes turn to the boy pulling on her armor, "Boy, your father should have known better. And if you don't remove your dirty little monkey hand from me, I will be teaching you the lesson."
Gohan promptly removes his hand and looks up at her teary eyed, "My father will win."
She laughs maniacally, just like Vegeta, but worse, "Well, then, let's just see. I am up for some entertainment."
"He will! You'll see!"
"Gohan, get back." I order my pupil, away from her, "I will take care of her."
The woman turns and faces me, a smirk plastered on her face and an eyebrow cocked, "You will?"
"Yes."
"You are out of your league, green bean. Ha! That rhymed. God, I crack myself up!" The woman says with such seriousness that makes me think her absolutely crazed.
"Gohan, come here."
I watch shocked as she grabs Gohan by the neck. I couldn't even see her, she is that fast.
"Leave this planet. Evacuate it, now. Take the damn kid with you as well." She orders.
"What makes you think you can just order-" I break my sentence as I watch Frieza kill Krillin.
Goku transforms into a Super Saiyain. And that is the last thing I see before we are all wished back to Earth except for Goku.
"What the Hell?" The ginyu woman looks around in confusion than anger.
"Goku wished everyone killed on Namek to be revived and everyone transported from Namek to here, except for himself and Frieza," King Kai explains.
I watch the woman as she stares at a certain former enemy of ours, Vegeta. Vegeta locks glares with her.
"Well, I no longer have to kill Frieza." The woman says.
"Krystana." Vegeta says angerly.
"If it isn't the prince of all the fucking monkeys! Veggie!"
"Damn you woman!"
The tension between the two is enormous.
"I'll kill you and then enslave this pathetic planet!" Vegeta powers up.
"Try me, you asshole prince of a brainless extinct race!" The woman, Vegeta addressed as Krystana, powers up to a power that surprises me.
Vegeta backs away, "You… how did you…"
"I reached maturity, jackass. Now, let's see. Slow or quick?"
"Um, miss…" Gohan escapes me again and walks to the woman.
Krystana's eyes, full of rage, targets Gohan, "What? You little worm."
"I… There isn't a need to fight, now. That monster Frieza is gone… with my dad. You are no longer a servant to him."
"Who said I was a servant to that bastard?"
"You are a member of the Ginyu force." Vegeta reveals, what I had expected to be true.
"Servants don't get the pay, I do. And there are the perks. Like he promised me, the chance to kill you, prince."
The word prince rolls off her tongue with such fiery spite.
Dende stands in the woman's view, "Krystana, you are a Justian. They are a very peaceful people.
I see the short look of sorrow in her eyes but then the fire returns, "They were a very peaceful people. Peace did nothing but get them killed. I am a survivor, actually I am the survivor. I turned to fighting and you know who killed the Justians? He did." She points at Vegeta.
"It was an order from Frieza." Vegeta smirks, "But it was… fun."
"Jackass. I will kill you and for that last comment… it will be full of pain."
I believe this woman to be full of so much pain that it has betrayed her heart. She is like Vegeta, full of anger and hate.
"You miss direct your anger, both of you." I finally open my mouth, "You are angry at Frieza for killing your people and making you kill."
Her eyes meet mine. I fear that power and anger I see within them.
"You, big-mouthed Namek, this planet is Earth, correct?" Krystana tilts her head ever so slightly.
"Big-mouthed! Why you little bitch!"
"No, sensei, she is too strong." Gohan is now restraining me, "Yes, this is Earth."
"Minor planet. Insignificant species. Quiet. This could be a nice home."
That blue-haired bimbo walks up and announces that everyone can stay at Capsule Corp, until the dragonballs are restored.
Apparently Krystana forgets her anger towards the Saiyain prince for she agrees to stay. The reason she gives is to make for certain that Frieza is dead and to keep an eye on Vegeta. But I know the real reason.
****That's the end of Episode One. Let me know what you think. Give me some reviews.****
It Isn't Easy Being Evil
This story is an alternate universe story. It is written using Piccolo's point of view. Pretend Piccolo is fighting Frieza before his final form. What if there was another member of the ginyu force who wasn't too happy with Frieza? And what if they wanted revenge… at any cost?
Episode 1: Violets Are Blue
I have him on the run. Frieza is no match to me, thanks to that stupid Namek that fused with me. What was his name again? Nail, I hear him inside me. Shut up, I think strongly as I block him out. What's this, another transformation!
I know I must stop him before he gets any stronger. It is too late. He has transformed. Dende, the poor little guy, he has been vanquished. I watch shocked as Vegeta is the next to be killed. Goku arrives!
Goku is our only hope! I watch astonished as he is pummeled by that monster. I hold my student Gohan back as he watches his father fall to the ground.
I sense a small power heading this way. What is it? Am I the only one who noticed? Small… probably a Namek… No, that isn't a namek.
I strain my eyes trying to see but whoever it is, is too far away. The power disappears and I forget it and return to watching the massive battle. Goku is toying with him and he is toying with Goku.
"Gohan, we must stay back." I tell my student, "Your father knows what he is doing."
"But Mr. Piccolo, you said that he was too powerful for you to fight." Gohan looks at me innocently. He has so much faith in me, how can I tell him that he is stronger than I?
"Your father can handle him." I sense that same strange power but this time I can make out the strange craft flying towards us.
"What is that, sensei?"
"I don't know, kid." We watch as it lands ten feet away from where we are standing.
The door to the pod opens. I stare at the strange creature. Long violet hair frames the delicate features of her face. Her skin is lavender. But what shocks me most of all is that she is wearing armor of the ginyu force.
"Damn him to fuckin hell." The woman says crudely, but her voice is strangely soft and sweet.
"Who is she, sensei?" Gohan looks at me. How the hell was I supposed to know?
"Frieza! We had a fucking deal!" The woman shouts staring at the monster and not even noticing us.
The monster ignores her but a twitch of his eye shows me that he knows that she is there.
When she steps out of the pod, I notice the lavender fluffy tail behind her. I admit that isn't all I noticed. She is tall with beautiful long legs and the most enchanting violet eyes. Alright, alright she has a nice rack, too. It is hard to tell with the armor but I know she does.
"Damn it, forget the monkey for a damn minute. We had a deal!" She continues to ignore our presence but I see her eyes dart to us for a moment.
I hear Frieza groan as Goku manages to knock him into a mountain.
"Will you just kill him and stop toying? You know I'm not patient. Would you like me to kill him for you?"
"NO! That's my dad!" Gohan rips free from my grasp and runs to the woman.
Her eyes turn to the boy pulling on her armor, "Boy, your father should have known better. And if you don't remove your dirty little monkey hand from me, I will be teaching you the lesson."
Gohan promptly removes his hand and looks up at her teary eyed, "My father will win."
She laughs maniacally, just like Vegeta, but worse, "Well, then, let's just see. I am up for some entertainment."
"He will! You'll see!"
"Gohan, get back." I order my pupil, away from her, "I will take care of her."
The woman turns and faces me, a smirk plastered on her face and an eyebrow cocked, "You will?"
"Yes."
"You are out of your league, green bean. Ha! That rhymed. God, I crack myself up!" The woman says with such seriousness that makes me think her absolutely crazed.
"Gohan, come here."
I watch shocked as she grabs Gohan by the neck. I couldn't even see her, she is that fast.
"Leave this planet. Evacuate it, now. Take the damn kid with you as well." She orders.
"What makes you think you can just order-" I break my sentence as I watch Frieza kill Krillin.
Goku transforms into a Super Saiyain. And that is the last thing I see before we are all wished back to Earth except for Goku.
"What the Hell?" The ginyu woman looks around in confusion than anger.
"Goku wished everyone killed on Namek to be revived and everyone transported from Namek to here, except for himself and Frieza," King Kai explains.
I watch the woman as she stares at a certain former enemy of ours, Vegeta. Vegeta locks glares with her.
"Well, I no longer have to kill Frieza." The woman says.
"Krystana." Vegeta says angerly.
"If it isn't the prince of all the fucking monkeys! Veggie!"
"Damn you woman!"
The tension between the two is enormous.
"I'll kill you and then enslave this pathetic planet!" Vegeta powers up.
"Try me, you asshole prince of a brainless extinct race!" The woman, Vegeta addressed as Krystana, powers up to a power that surprises me.
Vegeta backs away, "You… how did you…"
"I reached maturity, jackass. Now, let's see. Slow or quick?"
"Um, miss…" Gohan escapes me again and walks to the woman.
Krystana's eyes, full of rage, targets Gohan, "What? You little worm."
"I… There isn't a need to fight, now. That monster Frieza is gone… with my dad. You are no longer a servant to him."
"Who said I was a servant to that bastard?"
"You are a member of the Ginyu force." Vegeta reveals, what I had expected to be true.
"Servants don't get the pay, I do. And there are the perks. Like he promised me, the chance to kill you, prince."
The word prince rolls off her tongue with such fiery spite.
Dende stands in the woman's view, "Krystana, you are a Justian. They are a very peaceful people.
I see the short look of sorrow in her eyes but then the fire returns, "They were a very peaceful people. Peace did nothing but get them killed. I am a survivor, actually I am the survivor. I turned to fighting and you know who killed the Justians? He did." She points at Vegeta.
"It was an order from Frieza." Vegeta smirks, "But it was… fun."
"Jackass. I will kill you and for that last comment… it will be full of pain."
I believe this woman to be full of so much pain that it has betrayed her heart. She is like Vegeta, full of anger and hate.
"You miss direct your anger, both of you." I finally open my mouth, "You are angry at Frieza for killing your people and making you kill."
Her eyes meet mine. I fear that power and anger I see within them.
"You, big-mouthed Namek, this planet is Earth, correct?" Krystana tilts her head ever so slightly.
"Big-mouthed! Why you little bitch!"
"No, sensei, she is too strong." Gohan is now restraining me, "Yes, this is Earth."
"Minor planet. Insignificant species. Quiet. This could be a nice home."
That blue-haired bimbo walks up and announces that everyone can stay at Capsule Corp, until the dragonballs are restored.
Apparently Krystana forgets her anger towards the Saiyain prince for she agrees to stay. The reason she gives is to make for certain that Frieza is dead and to keep an eye on Vegeta. But I know the real reason.
****That's the end of Episode One. Let me know what you think. Give me some reviews.****