Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ It Isn't Easy Being Evil ❯ Chapter Seven: Whenever, Wherever ( Chapter 7 )
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By: ZelAndPiccoloFreak 
What a web we weave... hey I just noticed the alliteration!
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama / Comedy / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 07.05.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 227 | Status: Completed
What a web we weave... hey I just noticed the alliteration!
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama / Comedy / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 07.05.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 227 | Status: Completed
Author's Note: In this story, I do have excessive swearing. If you get offended by certain words, don't read this. Also this story will be getting to a point where it is not suitable for children. I have no idea how far I will go until I go so... you have been forwarned.
It Isn't Easy Being Evil
This story is an alternate universe story. It is written using Piccolo's point of view. Pretend Piccolo is fighting Frieza before his final form. What if there was another member of the ginyu force who wasn't too happy with Frieza? And what if they wanted revenge… at any cost?
Episode 7: Whenever, Wherever
Her lips, so soft… her taste… I can't get it out of my mind. I still smell her. Her smell surrounds me. By the gods, what has she done to me?
I can't even meditate without somehow replaying that moment when our lips locked and I didn't care about anything. It is as if she has awaken something inside me and now… I just want it to go away.
"Why? Why can't I forget you?"
I has been four months since Christmas… she stole a Capsule spaceship and took off with Vegeta to… who knows where. When I found out, I was furious and I let it show.
Gohan has been visiting me, often. We spar… only then has my mind been off that blasted woman and her fucking lover. She hated him! She hates him, how could she… damn it here I go again.
#You shouldn't have let her get away.#
'I'm glad she is gone. She annoyed the hell out of me.'
#And you miss it. You miss arguing with her. You miss her angering you and you getting her back. You miss her.#
"I do… I really do miss her."
#See. Piccolo, do you love her?#
"Never! I will never let that human weakness overtake me!"
#Oh come on! Geez! You are such a loser.#
"She is gone, anyways!"
I know how weak that emotion, that feeling make you. Love, it is meaningless. It only causes pain and lack of judgment. I will not let a woman boss me around… not like Krillin, not like Yamcha, not like Goku!
Beauty is not the basis of love. Just because I find her attractive means nothing! Just because I think of her so often… means nothing!
She means nothing to me… let her be with that arrogant Saiyain.
#Keep telling yourself that#
Gohan is coming, thank you for the distraction.
"Hey, Mr. Piccolo!"
"Hey kid."
"Guess what?"
I roll my eyes, I hate the stupid guessing games, "What?"
"Miss Krystana is back! Isn't that wonderful?"
The shock hits me like a Kamehameha wave, "What do you mean?"
"Miss Krystana arrived back with Vegeta today. Didn't you even sense them? And you know what is even cooler?"
"What?" I feel the snarl curling at my lips.
"Vegeta hit super!" Gohan says giddily.
"What! Do you know what this means?"
"What?"
"They could be here to enslave Earth!" I growl at Gohan's innocence.
"I don't think so… Krystana wouldn't do that."
"Wouldn't do what?" She enters the cave.
How I missed those curves! That sweet voice! What am I saying? What am I thinking?
"Mr. Piccolo thought you and Vegeta were going to take over Earth."
"Oh, did he?" She sways as she walks towards me; her tail swishing calmly behind her.
"So you and your lover aren't going to enslave the planet?" I say with such spite. I didn't realize how jealous I was.
"Lover? Vegeta?" She laughs, damn I even missed that, "Please, Vegeta is not my lover! We reached an understanding… we both have increased our powers by training together. We are partners… training partners."
"You still haven't answered my question," I look away.
"Why would I enslave the planet? I returned because I happen to enjoy it here."
"Right."
"There is only one person I wish to enslave… and train."
I turn to her sadistic grin, "What?"
"Just checking. Anyways, I wish to make Earth my home. Vegeta is just here for a match with Goku. We are waiting for the dragonballs in two months."
"I see."
"Gohan… kid, let me speak to Piccolo… you need to get home, anyways." She says and Gohan nods leaving.
"What do you want?"
"Did you miss me?"
"No."
"Those months gave me time to think… I'm sorry. I can see I shouldn't have even bothered returning. But I thought maybe… never mind… I guess I don't know you."
"You don't. I just want to be alone."
"I came here because rumor says Frieza is still alive but Namek has been completely destroyed."
"And?"
"Damn, why do you have to be such a jackass? Can't you see how hard this is for me?"
I raise an eyebrow, "Hard? I have no fucking idea what you are going on about."
"I need your help! Dammit!"
"My help? Why the hell do you need my help? Why not Vegeta?"
#Piccolo! She is asking you for help!#
Krystana sighs, I see the fire is gone from her eyes, I hadn't even noticed, "He can't help me… I still hate him so much… I can't stand to even look at him."
"But you ran off with him?"
"…………he… I didn't want to go." Krystana hangs her head.
"What?"
"He took me. He saw us training. He knew my weakness. I had no choice."
"Why?"
"I… don't know. He made me feel so… weak. Helpless."
"Did he touch you?" I ask with anger very evident… I don't know why I asked.
#Piccolo, be gentle… she is obviously hurt.#
Krystana sinks to her knees, "No… he didn't rape me."
"Are you alright?"
Tears streak down her face, "I just don't get you! Do you hate me?"
"Hate? No. You annoy me. I hate how you get under my skin… But I do not hate you."
#HA! You finally admit it! You don't hate her!#
"Then why? Why do you treat me like this?"
"If you haven't noticed… I treat everyone equally. Krystana… for some reason you manage to rub me the wrong way."
#Because you love her! LOVE HER!#
"I don't try to."
"I know. Why do you wish me to train you?"
"I don't have much of a choice. Will you? I can always go back to Vegeta."
"No. I will train you. You wish to kill Frieza and I will help you accomplish this." I fold my arms trying to ignore how desperate she looks. Oh, I think I am going to be sick.
"Thank you!" She throws her arms around me and embraces me. My body stiffens in the awkward embrace. Never have I allowed someone to hug me. She presses her body against mine.
"What are you doing?" I growl as I shove her away.
"Sorry."
"Just don't touch me. We will train tomorrow. Get some sleep. You look like hell."
Her face turns purple, "Well, I've been through hell! You try keeping up on your beauty sleep with Vegeta's bizarre training!"
"I just meant get some sleep! You don't look that bad."
#Piccolo and Krystana! Pickles and Krystie!#
"Shut up." I growl.
"I guess you do talk to yourself!" Krystana giggles as she lays down.
"I merged with another Namek. He likes to annoy me."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Two Nameks in one! Can I meet him?"
"No."
"Why?"
#Yeah, why?#
"Go to sleep."
She obeys and I realize this is going to be the longest two months of my life. But she is… I guess she isn't all that bad. I mean… when she isn't talking or laughing. We will see how training goes.
****That's the end of Episode Seven. Let me know what you think. Give me some reviews.****
It Isn't Easy Being Evil
This story is an alternate universe story. It is written using Piccolo's point of view. Pretend Piccolo is fighting Frieza before his final form. What if there was another member of the ginyu force who wasn't too happy with Frieza? And what if they wanted revenge… at any cost?
Episode 7: Whenever, Wherever
Her lips, so soft… her taste… I can't get it out of my mind. I still smell her. Her smell surrounds me. By the gods, what has she done to me?
I can't even meditate without somehow replaying that moment when our lips locked and I didn't care about anything. It is as if she has awaken something inside me and now… I just want it to go away.
"Why? Why can't I forget you?"
I has been four months since Christmas… she stole a Capsule spaceship and took off with Vegeta to… who knows where. When I found out, I was furious and I let it show.
Gohan has been visiting me, often. We spar… only then has my mind been off that blasted woman and her fucking lover. She hated him! She hates him, how could she… damn it here I go again.
#You shouldn't have let her get away.#
'I'm glad she is gone. She annoyed the hell out of me.'
#And you miss it. You miss arguing with her. You miss her angering you and you getting her back. You miss her.#
"I do… I really do miss her."
#See. Piccolo, do you love her?#
"Never! I will never let that human weakness overtake me!"
#Oh come on! Geez! You are such a loser.#
"She is gone, anyways!"
I know how weak that emotion, that feeling make you. Love, it is meaningless. It only causes pain and lack of judgment. I will not let a woman boss me around… not like Krillin, not like Yamcha, not like Goku!
Beauty is not the basis of love. Just because I find her attractive means nothing! Just because I think of her so often… means nothing!
She means nothing to me… let her be with that arrogant Saiyain.
#Keep telling yourself that#
Gohan is coming, thank you for the distraction.
"Hey, Mr. Piccolo!"
"Hey kid."
"Guess what?"
I roll my eyes, I hate the stupid guessing games, "What?"
"Miss Krystana is back! Isn't that wonderful?"
The shock hits me like a Kamehameha wave, "What do you mean?"
"Miss Krystana arrived back with Vegeta today. Didn't you even sense them? And you know what is even cooler?"
"What?" I feel the snarl curling at my lips.
"Vegeta hit super!" Gohan says giddily.
"What! Do you know what this means?"
"What?"
"They could be here to enslave Earth!" I growl at Gohan's innocence.
"I don't think so… Krystana wouldn't do that."
"Wouldn't do what?" She enters the cave.
How I missed those curves! That sweet voice! What am I saying? What am I thinking?
"Mr. Piccolo thought you and Vegeta were going to take over Earth."
"Oh, did he?" She sways as she walks towards me; her tail swishing calmly behind her.
"So you and your lover aren't going to enslave the planet?" I say with such spite. I didn't realize how jealous I was.
"Lover? Vegeta?" She laughs, damn I even missed that, "Please, Vegeta is not my lover! We reached an understanding… we both have increased our powers by training together. We are partners… training partners."
"You still haven't answered my question," I look away.
"Why would I enslave the planet? I returned because I happen to enjoy it here."
"Right."
"There is only one person I wish to enslave… and train."
I turn to her sadistic grin, "What?"
"Just checking. Anyways, I wish to make Earth my home. Vegeta is just here for a match with Goku. We are waiting for the dragonballs in two months."
"I see."
"Gohan… kid, let me speak to Piccolo… you need to get home, anyways." She says and Gohan nods leaving.
"What do you want?"
"Did you miss me?"
"No."
"Those months gave me time to think… I'm sorry. I can see I shouldn't have even bothered returning. But I thought maybe… never mind… I guess I don't know you."
"You don't. I just want to be alone."
"I came here because rumor says Frieza is still alive but Namek has been completely destroyed."
"And?"
"Damn, why do you have to be such a jackass? Can't you see how hard this is for me?"
I raise an eyebrow, "Hard? I have no fucking idea what you are going on about."
"I need your help! Dammit!"
"My help? Why the hell do you need my help? Why not Vegeta?"
#Piccolo! She is asking you for help!#
Krystana sighs, I see the fire is gone from her eyes, I hadn't even noticed, "He can't help me… I still hate him so much… I can't stand to even look at him."
"But you ran off with him?"
"…………he… I didn't want to go." Krystana hangs her head.
"What?"
"He took me. He saw us training. He knew my weakness. I had no choice."
"Why?"
"I… don't know. He made me feel so… weak. Helpless."
"Did he touch you?" I ask with anger very evident… I don't know why I asked.
#Piccolo, be gentle… she is obviously hurt.#
Krystana sinks to her knees, "No… he didn't rape me."
"Are you alright?"
Tears streak down her face, "I just don't get you! Do you hate me?"
"Hate? No. You annoy me. I hate how you get under my skin… But I do not hate you."
#HA! You finally admit it! You don't hate her!#
"Then why? Why do you treat me like this?"
"If you haven't noticed… I treat everyone equally. Krystana… for some reason you manage to rub me the wrong way."
#Because you love her! LOVE HER!#
"I don't try to."
"I know. Why do you wish me to train you?"
"I don't have much of a choice. Will you? I can always go back to Vegeta."
"No. I will train you. You wish to kill Frieza and I will help you accomplish this." I fold my arms trying to ignore how desperate she looks. Oh, I think I am going to be sick.
"Thank you!" She throws her arms around me and embraces me. My body stiffens in the awkward embrace. Never have I allowed someone to hug me. She presses her body against mine.
"What are you doing?" I growl as I shove her away.
"Sorry."
"Just don't touch me. We will train tomorrow. Get some sleep. You look like hell."
Her face turns purple, "Well, I've been through hell! You try keeping up on your beauty sleep with Vegeta's bizarre training!"
"I just meant get some sleep! You don't look that bad."
#Piccolo and Krystana! Pickles and Krystie!#
"Shut up." I growl.
"I guess you do talk to yourself!" Krystana giggles as she lays down.
"I merged with another Namek. He likes to annoy me."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Two Nameks in one! Can I meet him?"
"No."
"Why?"
#Yeah, why?#
"Go to sleep."
She obeys and I realize this is going to be the longest two months of my life. But she is… I guess she isn't all that bad. I mean… when she isn't talking or laughing. We will see how training goes.
****That's the end of Episode Seven. Let me know what you think. Give me some reviews.****