Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Kami, Save Me! ❯ Oh no... ( Chapter 1 )

Scene: Mirai Trunks is at Capsule Corp. in the alternate timeline (not the Mirai Timeline) and is reading a book, quietly. It is now 17 years after the Cell Games for this timeline.

Mirai: reading silently

Rustling is heard behind him

Mirai gets up and walks over to an open door and listens closely

More rustling

Mirai goes into the room cautiously. The room is his parents' bedroom.

He continues very quietly looking for anything that can be making the noise.

Mirai hears a slam and turns. The door is Closed. A girl about 5' 7" is standing there.

She has wavy dark blonde hair, and deep blue eyes.

Girl: Hello…

Mirai: getting worried who are you? And what are you doing in my house?

Girl: I was just looking around…you know…Oh! And you can call me C-chan or Blue…Either or…

Mirai: even more worried and decides to be nice O…okay C-chan…so what were you doing in my house?

C-chan: Just lookin'….

Mirai: for what?

C-chan: Stuff that I left here…

Mirai : ???'s around his head what stuff? Trying to be nice and coax that answer out of her

C-chan:…… embarrassed

Mirai: So?

C-chan: starts spilling well…I took some pictures and I accidentally left them here after your father came home early…

Mirai: ??? What pictures?

C-chan: blushing takes some pictures out and hands them to Mirai these pictures… blush

Mirai: looking at pictures But…these…wha?…how?….

C-chan: blushing with a small smile on her face Yeah…they sell good on Ebay…

Mirai: entire face is red with anger and embarrassment they are pictures of me! Naked! In the shower!

C-chan: laughing yeah…as I said…they sell good on Ebay

Mirai: But why? Why would you take pictures of me? And sell them all?

C-chan: Well… First…it started out I needed money…so…I snuck into your house and took pictures of you and they sold really, and I mean REALLY, well. But then new DBZ and GT movies came out and I didn't have any money so…I came back and took more…this time with you in the shower…and I got about $100 for those…$50 for the regular…and…it just started to grow from there…

Mirai:……………………& #8230;……………

C-chan: Oh…and I didn't sell them all…I kept the good ones for me…

Mirai:……….give them to me…

C-chan: sad okay….hands over the pictures to Mirai

Mirai: grabs pictures and sits on bed, looking at pictures

C-chan: goes over to Mirai, hugs him I'm really sorry…If I had know you didn't want me to I wouldn't have taken them…and sold them…and posted them all over my walls…and in the kitchen…and in the bathroom….and in the

Mirai: cuts her off with a wave of his hand, and continues looking at the pictures

C-chan: hugs Mirai even more I'm soo sorry…here let me help-

Voice: Don't fall for it Mirai!

Mirai: startled wha? looks towards a closet where the voice is coming from

C-chan: `fook'

18 Year old Chibi Trunks is tied to a chair with rope, has a Ki band on his neck and has a cloth rag tied around his neck that use to be over his mouth, gagging him*

Chibi Trunks: It's a trick Mirai! Get away before it's too late! Before she get you to!

Mirai: what the fu-

C-chan: No! You're not allowed to cuss! Say fook instead!

Mirai: ……..okay…..what the fook?

C-chan: jumps Mirai Trunks and attaches a Ki band to his neck and pushes him on the bed Mwahahahahaha! Now you are mine!

Chibi Trunks: No! Let him go! Struggles to get free and help Mirai

C-chan: takes out black furry handcuffs and attaches them to Mirai's hands now you can't leave!

Mirai: eyeing handcuffs Black furry handcuffs? Just WHAT are you planning on doing?

C-chan: blushing I kinda have a fetish with them…

Mirai: nervous

Chibi Trunks: scared

Mirai: And just what are you planning on doing with us? Gulp

C-chan: insane grin

Mirai: gulp

C-chan: jumps on top of Mirai and hugs him You are SOOOOO much better than any plushie or toy!

Mirai: blushing

C-chan: sigh

Mirai: So? What are you planning on doing with me and Chibi?

C-chan: Oh I only have to get my stuff from you…I already am done with Chibi Trunks.

Chibi Trunks: sad

Mirai: Chibi? What did she do to you?

Chibi Trunks: She stole some of my clothes and training Gi's.

Mirai: Why?

C-chan: Because! I needed them!

Mirai: For what?

C-chan: happy that's for me to know and you to never find out! Now! To get what I want from you Mirai!

Mirai: gulp, sweating what do you want?

C-chan: Where are you clothes?

Mirai: What? Why do you need my clothes! You already have Chibi's!

C-chan: Yeah, I know, but I need some of yours as well. Just one tank top, one set of pants, and two jackets.

Mirai: Why two jackets?

C-chan: One to put in my shrine and another to wear!

Mirai: You need help…and I mean lots of it! My father can help you.

C-chan: gets up

Mirai: What are you doing?

C-chan: takes out a pen

Chibi Trunks: more ???'s

C-chan: uses pen to draw a door, and door appears

Mirai: What is that?

C-chan: happily It's your closet!

Mirai and Chibi Trunks: WhAt?!

Mirai: No….

Chibi Trunks: It can't be…

Mirai: She's a …

Chibi Trunks: fanfic author…

Mirai and Chibi Trunks both struggle even more to get away.

C-chan: sings happily it won't help You!

Mirai: What do you want with us, fan fictionist?

C-chan: Don't worry! I'm almost done! she brings out a laptop computer from the closet

Mirai: But…I don't have a laptop!

C-chan: You're forgetting something! I'm a fanficiton author!

Mirai: Dam-

C-chan: shuts him up with a kiss

Mirai: shocked

C-chan: parts, sighing dreamily I've always wanted to do that…

Mirai: Still shocked….why DID you so that?

C-chan: 1) I wanted to 2) This story is supposed to be a PG, you can't be cussing in a PG! So, say darn it.

Mirai: Can you let us go now? Please?

C-chan: Nope! Not yet! types on laptop, and a navy blue suitcase with Trunks stickers on it appears

Chibi Trunks: She just keeps getting weirder and weirder…

C-chan: takes Mirai's clothes and puts them in suitcase Oh! And one more thing! A plastic bag and scissors appear

Mirai and Chibi Trunks: No….please…

C-chan: Tooooo bad!

*************5 minutes later************

Both Trunkses have huge clumps of hair missing and the plastic bad has their hair in it

Chibi: Why? Why must you people be so cruel?

C-chan: Well! Bye bye now! About to walk out the door, then runs back and Hugs both Trunkses before she leaves Oh! And Vegeta will be coming home in about 10 minutes, and he won't be able to find me.

Mirai: Why not?

C-chan: Well…I have my ways…pats laptop and flies away

Chibi Trunks: darn her and her laptop…

******************Next Day****************

C-chan: Ohhhhhhhhh Vegeta-chan!!!!!

Vegeta: running fook…..

I just wrote this out of boredom and because I wanted to and because my other stories only a few people like…I hope more will like this one….since it's a humor….those usually do very well..

Blue T. Topaz