Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ karaoke klassics ❯ chapter 11 ( Chapter 11 )

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Chap 11- the thong song! And who's at the door…?

"We'll get it!!!" said the two five year old kids in chime, they had also told the Z gang there names, the loud, drunken one was Taj and the nerdy one that was also drunk by this time was Dexter.

"Run like the wind and never come back!" shouted Goku as loud as he could as he did his famous Goku smile,

Pann just looked ashamed; she and Bra were not nearly half as drunk as everybody else.

"Somebody's been watching too much lion king!" Bra said laughing as Goten squirmed under her weight, because she was bouncing up and down like a hyper 5 year old.

"Hi! We were wondering if the parties still on?" said the old man,- yeah you guessed who is at the door it's Mel and Roshi!!

Mel now had on a large bandage wrapped around her head, so you could now not see the luminous red hair;

It was from earlier on; when Bra threw her onto the doorstep and threw a garden gnome at her head!

"Sure, come in! the more the merrier!" said Dexter as he opened up the door extra wide so both of them could fit through if they wanted,

They entered the party room, and the Sayans were just about to perform `the thong song',

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!!!" screamed Bra as she jumped off Goten's lap and went to kick Mel out again,

Her screaming woke up Vegeta though, who was now getting ready to join in with the thong song!!

Surprisingly the alcohol began affecting Bulma, and instead of hating Mel as she did when she was sober she seemed to want her to stay.

Vegeta couldn't give monkeys the same as most of the others they were just partying around like most people do when they get pissed.

`well if I leave Mel here… this can turn out to be a very fun time…' thought Bra as she laughed evilly to herself,

"THONG SONG TIME!!!!!" screamed Vegeta with a pair of bright pink thongs on his head,

`man my husband likes being the centre of attention doesn't he?" said Bulma smiling at Chi, and clapping and cheering the Sayans on at the same time.

Goku was jumping up and down and spilling this very expensive champagne everywhere and all over the `stage' where they were going to sing. Then the music cut in and they all went into the song.

Gohan: This thing right here (he steps out and stands on the sleeping ox-king, who still doesn't wake up.)

Is lettin all the ladies know

What guys talk about

You know

The finer things in life

Goku and Vegeta: Hahaha (they both start laughing for no reason)

Goten: Check it out

Vegeta: Ooh that dress so scandalous (he waves the pair of pink thongs around and then puts them back on his head)

Goku: And ya know another Sayan couldn't handle it (he pats Vegeta on the back)

Goten: See ya shakin that thing with a Bacardi and ice (Goten waves around a Bacardi and ice drink)

Trunks: With a look in ya eye so devilish (he points to his eyes and looks like he's doing the macarina or something)

Goku and Vegeta: Uh (both look stupid)

Trunks: You like to dance at all the hip hop spots (spins around and falls on his ass)

Goten: And you cruise to the crews like connect the dots (he jumps over Trunnks who is now laughing)

Gohan: Not just urban she likes the pop (he takes off his glasses and chucks them)

All: Coz she was living la vida loca (the glasses hits Mel and knocks her out)

All: She had dumps like a truck truck truck (Vegeta jumps into the digger and the others bundle on the font and back)

Thighs like what what what (Goku jumps out and grabs a chicken drumstick- to prove a drunken point)

Baby move your butt butt butt (trunks waves his butt around)

Uh

I think to sing it again (they all start laughing)

She had dumps like a truck truck truck (Vegeta presses the horn thing on the digger)

Thighs like what what what (Goku waves the chicken drumstick again)

All night long (they all put their arms in the air)

Vegeta: Let me see that thong (he waves the thong around and then puts it back on his head again)

Goku: I like it when the beat goes da na da na (he drops the microphone on the floor with a clang)

Vegeta: Baby make your booty go da na da na (Vegeta kicks Goku when he's picking up the microphone really hard up the butt and he falls out of the digger)

Goten Girl I know you wanna show da na da na (he stands up)

Trunks: That thong th thong thong thong (he takes the thong off Vegeta's head and sings into it)

Gohan: I like it when the beat goes da na da na (Gohan thumbs around a bit as he cant see proply without his glasses)

Goten: Baby make your booty go da na da na (he drops his cell phone out of his pocket and it hits Goku on the head)

Trunks: Girl I know you wanna show da na da na (trunks preeses the horn this time)

Vegeta: That thong th thong thong thong (he already has his thong back from Trunks and then he whips Goku with it)

Vegeta: That girl so scandalous (he points to Bulma)

Goku: And I know another Sayan couldn't handle it (he then points to Chi) he rubs his whipped back and then sings)

Goten: And she shakin that thing with a vodka and coke (Goten points to Pann who has a vodka and coke in her hand)

Trunks: With a look in her eye so devilish (he does the eye thing again like the macarina)

Goku and Vegeta: Uh (they do the stupid thing again)

Gohan: She likes to dance at all the hip hop spots (Gohan has put on a pair of sun shades instead of glasses)

Goten: And she cruise to the crews like connect the dots (he just waves his arms aroud and knocks the sun shades off Gohan)

Trunks: Not just urban she likes the pop (he just sits there and misses out his line)

Vegeta: Coz she was living la vida loca (he quickly picks up his thong and puts it on his head again.)

All: She had dumps like a truck truck truck (they press the horn again)

Thighs like what what what (Goku looks around for a chicken leg but diesn't find one0

Baby move your butt butt butt

Uh

I think to sing it again

She had dumps like a truck truck truck (the horn gets pressed again)

Thighs like what what what

All night long (up goes there arms again)

Goku: Let me see that thong (he snatches it off Vegeta)

Vegeta: I like it when the beat goes da na da na (he then snatches it back off Goku the thong is starting to stretch by this time)

Trunks: Baby make your booty go da na da na )he hits Goten's head as if he were playing the drums.)

Goten: Girl I know you wanna show da na da na (he waves his phone around and then threw it- and it landed safely and unbroken on the still unconscious Mel)

Goku: That thong th thong thong thong (he pulls the thong but Vegeta has a firm grip on it)

Gohan: I like it when the beat goes da na da na (he avoids contact with the ever stretching thong…)

Vegeta: Baby make your booty go da na da na (he pulls it and flys off the digger and it stretches quarter of the way across the room)

Trunks: Girl I know you wanna show da na da na (everybody was cheering vegeta and Goku on at this point)

Goten: That thong th thong thong thong (he was hypnotized in watching the stretching thong)

All: She had dumps like a truck truck truck (only Gohan, Goten, and Trunks were singing now, the other two were fighting over the thong)

Thighs like what what what

Baby move your butt butt butt

Uh

I think to sing it again

She had dumps like a truck truck truck

Thighs like what what what

All night long

Trunks: Let me see that thong (he points to the still stretching thong!!)

Goten: I like it when the beat goes da na da na (with that the thong went snap!)

Vegeta: Baby make your booty go da na da na (he seemed to be really upset that the thong snapped even though it was Goku who got hit with it)

Trunks: Girl I know you wanna show da na da na (he wipes a tear away for the `forgotten thong')

Goku: That thong th thong thong thong (he picks up a piece of the snapped thong that had whipped him and left a big red mark on his arm and back)

Gohan: I like it when the beat goes da na da na (he still cant see so he stayed where he was)

Goten: Baby make your booty go da na da na (Goten blows into a tissue)

Vegeta: Girl I know you wanna show da na da na (he was then drinking down a barcardi)

Goku: That thong th thong thong thong (Goku chucks the broken thong- and yeah it landed on Mel- who was still unconscious)

Vegeta: Whoaaa

Trunks: That dress so scandalous (he points to Pann's dress)

Goten: And I swear another Sayan couldn't handle it (he walks up to Bra and puts his arms around her)

Goku: See you shaking that thing with a vodka and tonic (he points to Chi who was drinking a vodka and tonic)

Gohan: With a look in her eye so devilish (he tries to do the eye thing that Trunks done but he couldn't do it)

Goku: (Whoa)

Trunks: Uh you like to dance at all the hip hop spots (he lays on the sofa)

Goten: And you cruise to the crews like connect the dots (he drinks a cup of `poison punch')

Vegeta: Not just urban you like the pop

Gohan: Coz she was living la vida loca (he puts the shades back on)

Vegeta: (Whoa)

All: She had dumps like a truck truck truck (Vegeta fell over the digger and it crashed into the wall leaving a very big hole)

Thighs like what what what (they all pull the digger out of the hole except Gohan)

Baby move your butt butt butt

(Ooh) (they look at the damage and then go ooh)

Uh think to sing it again (vegeta moves about drunkily and then bounces up and down again)

Cuz she had dumps like a truck truck truck (points to the smashed up digger)

Thighs like what what what (the two 5 year olds are crying and crying at this point)

Baby move your butt butt butt

Uh think to sing it again (Gohan gets out of breath at this point)

Vegeta: Come on (jumps up and down and spills his new bottle of Bacardi)

Goku: Come on (jumps and falls off the stage)

Trunks: Come on (jumps over Goku and back on the stage)

Goten: Come on (he falls over a wire and trips onto Goku)

Gohan: Yeahhhh yeah (he drops his microphone and it falls onto Goku's head)

Goku: Whoa (rubs his head, laughs and then gives back the microphone to Gohan)

Vegeta: Uh alright (he shrugs his shoulders)

Trunks: Uh whoa yeah (he cuddles Pann and laughs- he is totally pisses at this point- only Pann and Bra are the ones who are a little sobre)

Goten: Ooh (Goten gets up off the floor then falls over again)

All: Whoa (all laugh and points at Goten on the floor)

Vegeta: (Like it when the beat goes da na da na) (he starts springing about again)

Goku:(Baby make your booty go da na da na) he runs around and kicks and his shoe flys off- and hits Roshi this time… and knocks him out too!)

Gohan: (Girl I know you wanna show da na da na) (he takes off his shades as if he were on men in black or something)

Trunks: Baby (he points to Pann)

All: (That thong th thong thong thong) (they look around for the snapped thong and cant find it)

All: (I like it when the beat goes da na da na (they dance and spring about)

(Baby make your booty go da na da na) (jump some more)

(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na) (then they all fell over each other like dominoes,)

(That thong th thong thong thong) (Goku is on the bottom, Vegeta is on the top, Goten, Gohan and Trunks are in the middle)

"End of the song!!" said Goku drunkenly as the music stopped, and the girls all ran on the stage and hugged their husbands, everybody except Pann and Bra, who were making sure they got the whole thing on tape!

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