Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ karaoke klassics ❯ chapter 3 ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimers: we own nothing.. Except Mel!!!! LOL! Good job she hasn't seen this fic lol! We now have help on Karaoke Klassics from air head she just helps us out with the Mel bits as she just wants to get her own back! Same as us and we swear everything we say about her is true! We together have the power of 3. Hope you enjoy this chapter featuring the famous 'Karaoke machine' and 'Mel' R/R please thanks and if you don't know what that means for future reference its read and review. Ps also if anybody knows what a baka is please add that to a review or an email to us. Thank you!

Chapter 3- The party gets started!

The doorbell was still constantly ringing but nobody could be bothered to budge, it had been ringing for about a minute now, Vegeta was comfortably sat on Bulma's lap, Chi Chi on Goku's. 18 and Krillin were lying on the floor, Roshi on the sofa along with Oolong and puar and Yamcha. Oxking had to sit on the floor as he was too big to sit on the sofa and would've needed a whole sofa to himself. Bra and Pann had disappeared upstairs to 'get ready' in other words blare out music apply makeup do their hair again and other girly stuff. Trunks and Goten were playing rock, paper and scissors. "Somebody get the door!" Bulma said for about the fifth time. Nobody budged, Goku stirred under Chi Chi's weight but one glare from Chi Chi and he stopped moving. "Well I'm not getting up!" Vegeta said crossing his arms "And neither is Bulma" he added afterwards. "I'm not getting up!" said Trunks resuming to play his game with Goten. Then a cell phone rang next to Vegeta, he picked it up and handed it to Bulma. It was Bra on the other side. "Hang on a sec I'll put you on loudspeaker" said Bulma pressing a button on the phone then Bra's voice boomed through the micro phone speakers. "SOMEBODY GET THE DOOR!" she yelled. Nobody answered her. "Well I'm not coming all the way down there to answer it!" she said you could hear Pann's laughing in the background then the Sayan princess had an idea, a very evil idea but it would probably work. "SLAVE YAMCHA GET THE DOOR!" she commanded. "Me no way!" Yamcha said pointing to himself. "DO YOU WANT TO ARGUE WITH ME!? IF YOU DON'T GET THE DOOR NOW I'LL SET DAD ON YOU AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER GET WISHED BACK AGAIN!" Bra screamed to a now very pale colored Yamcha. He obediently got the door, inside the living room you heard Trunks and Goten sigh really deeply. As their sensitive Sayan ears picked up a familiar voice - it was Mel. "Great why does CC have to be so popular and big!" trunks complained. "I knew we should have held the party at Gohans" Goten complained. "Yeah tell me about it!" Trunks said as Mel walked into the room. Vegeta rolled his eyes along with all the other Z fighters, the girls just gave Mel evil looks Trunks looked at the ground shamefully. Mel was wearing a really really short mini skirt (actually we would class it as bikini bottoms) and it was fake leather. She was so cheap she couldn't get real leather. Her top was almost transparent and it was a yellowy color. She was wearing really dark eyeliner and bright red lipstick she was also carrying a fake snake skin purse which had all other tarty makeup appliances that the guys didn't even want to think about, Bulma just held Vegeta tighter. Trunks had told her everything about Mel and how much of a slut she was, Everyone in the room hated her so much but was trying not to show it everybody except Roshi who couldn't keep his eyes off her body. Then a thought occurred in Trunks' mind and he whispered it to Goten. "Shit! I forgot Mel and my sis totally don't get on!" trunks said holding his head and rubbing it. "Oh oh! Oh well that means Bra can just go throw her out and give us all entertainment!" Goten said rubbing his hands together. Mel ignored all the evil glares she was receiving from everybody and just walked over to Roshi putting her arms around him. He didn't know what to do - every girl he talked to had run away and either hurt him or gotten their boyfriends or husbands to hurt him. Now a young girl was flirting majorly with him, he couldn't even remember what to do. Goku broke the silence and just blurted out. "How long is the pizza going to be?" "I really don't know we had to order it yesterday because today's No body has to work day it should be here soon but I don't know!" Bulma said pushing Vegeta off her lap. "What!" Vegeta said annoyed that he had to move. "Go get me a soda!" Bulma said smiling sweetly at her husband knowing that she would get her own way. "Fine what sort coke with lemon? Or vanilla?" he said getting impatient. "Ummmm lemon!" Bulma said back. Vegeta then flew out to the kitchen and came back with two bottles of coke. Freezing cold from the refrigerator. "Cheers baby!" Bulma said as Vegeta handed her the drink and sat back down onto her lap again with his drink. He opened up his bottle at exactly the same time as Bulma but Vegeta had purposely shaken up his bottle first- a lot- He then aimed it at Yamcha who was sitting on the floor to the left of him watching the TV the soap was still on. He twisted the bottle cap and heard the familiar fizz he then skilfully took off the lid and aimed the spray right at Yamcha's head. Bulma instantly saw her husband's intentions but did not even bother to stop him. Infact she like the idea and just moved back so she didn't get lemonized. The coke with lemon shot right over and hit Yamcha on the head. Vegeta had skilfully aimed the blast so that it did not hit anyone but Yamcha. It was just like firing a ki blast. Easy and quick. When the blast hit Yamcha he immediantly got soaked. He then got up and started screaming. "Vegeta's got me! I'M GOING TO DIE! Call Dende I need healing." He actually believed that Vegeta had powered up and fired a ki blast right at him. Everybody body was laughing except Mel and Roshi, they were sitting on the sofa just looking into each others eyes. This is exactly what both was thinking- 'Wow! I think I'm dreaming look at her she's not even in her middle age and she's chatting me up! Perhaps it's this new shaving cream I've used its supposed to be a babe magnet! But I didn't know it worked this well!' 'Oh look at him he's so old and wrinkly I bet he must have loads of experience!' (I think you can guess which ones for which) "Vegeta! I'm soaked aren't you even going to say anything Bulma!" Yamcha said trying to try out his now puffed up hair. "Yeah I should shouldn't I!" Bulma said glaring at her husband as if to tell him off, Vegeta looked down at the ground he really did think he was about to get a mouthful like he got in the kitchen earlier- but he didn't.. "Good shot baby!" Bulma said hugging him. Vegeta was so shocked he didn't know what to do, he accidentally spilt his drink over the top a little and it landed on the floor. Then the doorbell rang again.. "That'll be them! Quick hide!!" Bulma said chucking Vegeta off her lap he had drank all the drink from the bottle this time so know more spilt. "Owww!" Vegeta said feeling his but hit the floor. Trunks just flopped out on the floor, whilst Goten ran behind a curtain. "Ummmm, excuse me Vegeta.. or Trunks.. ummmm where about's could I possibly hide.." Oxking said really friendly and rather shyly, he was so big there was no where big enough to really hide him. "Well I don't know.. ummmmmm try here.!" Trunks said dragging the giant man toward s the back of the extremely big TV. Much bigger than any they sell in shops like Curry's and comet etc. This is CC and there TV's are biggggg! Vegeta just watched on as Oxking was led to the back of the TV. "Watch the wires though" Trunks warned Oxking. "Thank you so much Trunks you're a really good friend" said Oxking giving Trunks a thumbs up. Vegeta just looked amused at Trunks' reactions and mocked him as he walked past. "Thank you Trunks" he said in a very high and squeaky voice. Trunks just blushed as he switched on the TV on loud. *AT THE FRONT DOOR* Bulma answered the door with a put on happy face. (You know what we mean don't you? When you pretend and don't really mean it) "Oh hi Bulma you told us to call round" Dende said quickly getting to the point. "Yeah... Uhhhh come in!" Bulma shouted very loudly to let the others knew to get ready. "Mum who's at the door!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Bra from upstairs. "Piccolo and Dende! Now get your asses down here!" screamed Bulma very loudly. "Well if you'd like to make your way to the room..." Bulma said indicating for them both to come in. She opened up the door to the room and let the two Nameks go in first. "SURPRISEEE!!!!" everybody shouted except Vegeta and Trunks who remained seated in front of the TV. Goku then stupidly said. "Happy birthday you two!" "Piccolo and Dende both gave him confused looks. "It's an anniversary you idiot!" Vegeta said laughing and pointing at Goku scratching his head. "Whoopseee!" Goku said laughing as everybody just fell over anime style. "Hey where are Mel and Roshi?" Goten said tripping over somebody's foot as he steppe forward. "Lost hopefully!" Vegeta said impationaltly. "Know kidding I've just thought... They best not be in my bed!!!!" Trunks said flying out the room. "Bed!!!! Shit our doors unlocked!!!" Vegeta said quickly flying and following his son out the room and up the stairs. Actually Roshi and Mel were not even upstairs they were both in the back garden of CC. A minute later Vegeta, Trunks, Bra and Pann arrived back in the party room.

"Sorry we're late!!!1" pann said apologizing. "Why are you apologising?" Bra said looking confused. "Because it's good manners.." Pann said through gritted teeth. "Yeah so it's just a party... A Namek party as well.. It's not like you have to apologise! I wouldn't!" Bra said smiling at her friend. "You are such a bimbo!" Trunks said shaking his head. "Well its better than being you!" Bra said trying to start and argument "You too NO!" Bulma said stepping in between the two siblings. Goten and Pann were just laughing at their friends' antics. "But mum..." whined Bra. "No buts no! Your father isn't allowed to fight and your not!" Bulma scolded. "Well thank you this is all such a surprise!" Dende said in shock. "Whose idea was this stupid party anyways!" growled Piccolo not looking amused at all. "Kakorots!" Vegeta shouted to his Namekian rival pointing out Goku and smirking evilly, he gathered even if he had to be at this party he may as well have some fun winding people up. Then there was another knock at the door.. "Pizzas here!!!!!" Goku said really happily. "At last I'm starving!" Vegeta said flying toward the door right behind Goku. "What childish men!" Bulma said laughing as she grabbed her purse and headed to the door. Vegeta opened up the door and got ready to grab the thousands of pizzas that were going to be delivered. "Hercule!!!!!" Goku said with his mouth open wide. "Great! Pizzas still not here!" sulked Vegeta childishly as he slammed the door right in Hercules face. "ohhhhhhhhh!" Goku whined. "Who was at the door?" Bulma asked Vegeta as he met her in the main hall. "That bastard Hercule!" "And... Did you let him in?" Bulma asked looking at her husband although she almost already knew the answer to her question. "Nope!" Goku said walking past. "I'd better let him in not that I want him to come in!" Bulma said walking toward the door. "why?" Vegeta asked stepping in front of Bulma and putting his face up to hers, he knew that this made her want to laugh especially when he made his nose rub against hers so it tickled. "because.. its rude not to and perhaps Pann might want to see her grandpa!" Bulma said laughing as she playfully pushed Vegeta to the side.

Disclaimers: how was that review please!!!! Thank you! Next chap: chap 4 - Poisoned punch, drunk sayans, and lots of singing.