Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ karaoke klassics ❯ chapter 6 ( Chapter 6 )

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Karaoke Klassics- Chap 7- Pizza's gone, time to sing! Goten and Bra's time to munch!

Goten and Bra landed outside McDonald's, stealthily in the field next door, as they both didn't want to attract unwanted attention by the visitors that were eating their meals.

"Right what do you want Goten then? Do you want to eat in or take out?" Bra said as they crossed the almost empty car park, it was 9-30 at this time!"

There was only about four cars parked in the spaces, the stars were out and sparkling their full might.

Bra pushed open the big glass doors in McDonalds to reveal only the cleaners in there, and some workers wearing McDonald's hats behind the counter,

"Guess it is a bit late! Hey goten!" said Bra laughing as Goten was looking at the happy meal toys.

"Wow! I need that Mickey mouse beanie!" said Goten pointing to the soft toy inside the glass cabinet. Bra just blushed at Gotens childish behaviour.

"What do you want then!, we'll take it away yeah?" Bra said to the spiky haired Sayan.

"Yeah sure! A cheeseburger happy meal with the Mickey Mouse beanie! And 10 double cheese quarter burger meals all with coke, and I think I'll have another 10 big Mac meals with coke too. All of them going super size!" said Goten rubbing his hands together,

"Yeah that and I think I'll have the mc chicken sandwich meal, go super size and strawberry shake please. Oh and a mc flurry should do nicely." Bra said handing over her credit card.

"Do you want to eat in or take out?" the worker said very dully.

"Take out please" she said as her card got handed back to her,

"Ok your order will take a couple of minutes we're just waiting for the quarter pounders thanks" said the worker going over to the drink machine and started making the drinks.

Meanwhile back at CC.

"Wow! That pizza sure filled the spot!" said Gou rubbing his belly and licking his lips.

"MMMMMMMM" said Vegeta after finishing his last slice and crashed out on the floor onto his back. "I'm stuffed" he replied afterwards feeling his aching belly.

"I'm not surprised! You had about 60 pizzas to yourself!" Bulma said pretending to punch Sayan husband in his now overloaded stomach.

"Don't I'll throw up!" he warned rolling onto his side.

Trunks was still munching on his last slice of pizza, Pann had finished hers, after all that their wasn't a single crumb left except for the pizza that had been thrown up their by Vegeta and Goku when they were fighting over the last slice.

*Flashback*

"Kakorot! That's my slice! Get your dirty low class hands off!" Vegeta snarled grabbing the crust of the slice and pulling it. Goku was firmly held on the other end and wouldn't let go.

"NO! Its mine! You don't even like this topping!" Goku whined pulling harder.

The pizza was slowly stretching and about to fall apart but both Sayans were to busy squabbling to notice anything wrong,

"I am the prince and I demand it! You retarded fool!" Vegeta said still tugging harder,

"I don't care your not prince of pizza!" Goku said trying to bite his end but failing as Vegeta pulled and he bit his tongue.

"Boys! Stop squabbling!" said Bulma and Chi coming into the childish argument the pizza Was very demented now and resembled more of the face of our deputy head mistress (and that's very ugly…. All day long its ties up, shoes on, your late detention for you…. Blah de blah blah! We've both heard it all before and now its revenge time Hee heh!)

Chi went over to Goku's side of the pizza and Bulma to Vegeta's. Both girls had been watching their husbands carefully and had decided to step in.

Bulma winked at Chi as they both tickled the arguing Sayans like mad, Both Sayans were losing grip by the second and neither was winning,

But then Goku lost grip and let Vegeta win the pizza as Chi jumped onto him and started kissing him like mad to make up for the pizza.

"Yes! I got it!" Vegeta bluffed as Bulma let him go and decided to view her very over the top bluffing husband.

Vegeta held the pizza high over his head and carried on his speech.

"I prince of all Sayans claim this pizza mine! And Kakorot's punishment shall be watching me eat it!" said the drunk Vegeta as he rose into the air holding the pizza high above his head, he was so drunk he forgot about the ceiling!

(Yeah you can tell what's about to happen now! Cant you!)

SPLAT! SQUELCH! Then Vegeta's fowl mouth blaring out at its full volume. (You'll have to imagine most of the swear words in most of Vegeta's lines or we'd have to change the ratings on this fic (soz!)

"My food! Mine! Kakorot I hate you! It's your entire fault yours! You put that ceiling there! It wasn't there before!" said Vegeta punching the ceiling in vain, and leaving a gigantic fist size hole in it leading to nothing.

Bulma was in stitches along with everybody else but she actually felt pity for her husband gave him her last slice of pizza.

So he got over the ordeal and happily munched down on her slice forgetting about his one which was still stuck on the ceiling.

*End of flash back*

"Now its time to karaoke!" said Gohan waving his arms around like mad and picking up the microphone.

"I'll sing!!!!!" said a quiet timid but still drunk voice of a girl, it was Marron, (Krillin and 18' kid not his ex.)

"NO!" Vegeta said butting in and taking another microphone.

Marron kept fluttering her eyelids at Trunks who did not notice that much, but Pann couldn't help but see!

She was about to go up in front of everybody and give her Marron a mouthful about keeping flirts to yourself but she soon forgot this as Trunks started flexing his muscles in front of her and asking which of his arms looked the strongest.

He then put his arms around her and started cuddling her, right in front of a drunk and tear struck Marron.

Marron for some reason had always been fond of both Trunks and Goten but now both were obviously taken! Ever since she was a kid she had known them and gradually she had grown to like both for more than just friends, both of the guys however had been totally oblivious to this, it was either because a) they were to stupid or b) they were too busy eying up Bra and Pann.

So Marron was the left out one, she was also the only one that didn't have Sayan blood in her, that could have been another reason but maybe for Trunks but not Goten he was too kind to hate her for this reason.

Marron then retreated after seeing the couple and just gloomily decided to drink herself more drunk than she already was, she picked up a bottle of vodka and gulped it down, whilst watching some Spanish people doing a Spanish dance on the TV it meant totally nothing to her but others around the room were trying and failing to imitate the professionals moves.

These were 18, Chi, Oolong and Yamcha (something really funnies going to happen to him soon promise! Probably in the next chap so say tuned!)

Vegeta was still wearing his Bob the builder hat had retreated off from the machine had had decided to go back to his digger which he had parked next to the sofa.

He got in it and Goku who was now wearing his hard hat jumped on to, and he drove both of them to Gohan who was practising and warming up his throat by doing La De La's

Vegeta charged at him and Gohan just ran (this is a battery kids digger by the way- this just proves how drunk they all were)

"Yes! We can sing!!!!!!!" said Vegeta honking the horn rather loudly along with Goku clapping his hands.

Bulma ran forward and pressed a button on the very large stereo Bob the builder music began all around them once again very loudly this time. The two Sayans were jumping up and down, Trunks and Pann just closed there eyes and prayed no papers or news people could hear or see the others. Especially the neighbours!

Krillin was too busy Spanish dancing too care!

The music was then paused and started again by Bulma who put thumbs up to Vegeta and grabbed a hard hat herself and joined the mad bunch. All of them had microphones and were jumping about like mad, and then they sang the whole song through! But the Sayan version: (Poor Trunks)

All: Sayans the Builders
Can we fix it?
Sayans the Builders
Yes, we can!

Bulma: Dende, Piccolo, and Popo too
Bulma and Chi join the crew
Gohan and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done

All: Sayans the Builders
Can we fix it?
Sayans the Builders
Yes, we can!

All: Sayans the Builders
Can we fix it?
Sayans the Builders
Yes, we can!

Goku: Time to get busy, such a lot to do
Building and fixing till it' crashes and crumbles
Vegeta and the gang make a really good sound
All training hard to get the job done!

All: Sayans the Builders
Can we fix it?
Sayans the Builders
Yes, we can!

All: Sayans the Builders
Can we fix it?
Sayans the Builders
Yes, we can!

Vegeta: Blasting and destruction, having so much fun
Working together, we get the job done
do we hate Freeza Yes!
Do we hate Cell Yes!
Can we beat them Yes!

All: Sayans the Builders
(Yeah!)
Sayans the Builders
All together now!

All: Sayans the Builders
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder (Bob... Fantastic)
Yes, we can!


All: Sayans the Builders
Can we fix it?
Sayans the Builders

All: Sayans the Builders
Can we fix it?
Sayans the Builders
Yes, we can!

Bulma and Vegeta: We'd better get some more alcohol!

"Oh my Kami! I'm so shamed! That was both my parents doing that!" said Trunks burying his face in Pann's clothes.

"Yeah and my grandpa!" said Pann sighing.

"I suppose there's a lot more where that's coming from!" she said.

"Hey what the heck is taking Goten and Bra so long or need I not say!" Trunks said looking at Pann and laughing as he cuddled her tighter.

*Meanwhile at McDonalds….*

"Thank You!" said Bra taking the two gigantic paper bags and holding them in both arms. Goten took all the drinks and was balancing them on top of one another- they were going to have to fly slowly!

But before both of them could even exit the restaurant two people all dressed in black walked in and held out a couple of cards.

All the employees sweat dropped when they saw the people.

"What is this restaurant doing open! I demand it be shut today! Its nobody works day! How dare you lot work just because you're getting paid over time!" the biggest person said slamming a large brief case down on the counter.

"We're so sorry…… we just….. We…." Stammered the guy behind the counter.

"I'm shutting this branch down! Till further notice!" said the other guy in black, as he inspected the dirt on the tables and the rubbish seeping out of the bins.

"It's disgusting! On such an important day of the year!" the biggest guy said clicking his pen and starting to fill out some forms.

"I really think we should be going……." Said Goten indicating quietly to the door.

Bra quickly exited behind the two men and they got outside the restaurant.

Both took off into the night sky carrying the fast food.

Bra with the two bags and Goten balancing all the drinks.

*2 minutes later*

The couple landed in a grassy area, it wasn't far away from the McDonalds but It was peaceful, and quiet.

They put the food down on the abandoned picnic table, the moon was shining above them, this provided those lots of natural light, but Bra pulled out a capsule that had in it a battery gel lamp. She placed it in the middle of the table as they sorted out the food.

"Straw?" Bra asked offering Goten a straw and slotting her own one in the slot herself.

"MMMMM! I love strawberry shake!" she said sucking up the sweet mixture up her straw and licking her lips as she undone her burger box and poured her fries neatly in the other part of the box.

"Wow! These cheeseburgers are just great! And guess what! I got the beanie I need!" said Goten wiggling the small Mickey Mouse teddy around and dipping some fries in ketchup as he put it on the table.

*10 minutes later*

"That was nice!" said Bra dumping all the trash in the bin next to them and brushing herself down. In the time it took her to eat one super size Mc chicken sandwich meal Goten had ate 10 super size Big Mac meals and 10 quarter pounder super size meals, also the little happy meal!

"Let's go! Get back to the party!" said Goten picking up his camcorder as Bra capsuled the lamp back up and pocketed it.

They both left the midnight picnic spot and flew off into the night sky at full speed, both drinking a McDonald's drink. Gotens teddy was safely tucked In the pocket of his trousers along with the now capsuled camcorder.

Both arrived back at CC about 4 minutes later.

Bra opened up the door with her key and dumped her drink carton in the bin next to the door to the party room.

The moment she and Goten walked in she was welcomed with the aroma of strong perfume and pizza.

Goten walked over to trunks and Pann who were still sitting on the chair as he de-capsuled the camcorder and handed it to, Trunks then he decided against it as Trunks started trying to do Pann's hair, (very badly) Pann just told Bra everything that she had missed out on.

The others had stopped singing karaoke for the moment, but only because they were too amused with a drinking match between Gohan and Goku.

"How fun! We're going to see your dad and bro puke their brains out or collapse any minute!" Bra said sarcastically as she flew over and grabbed two bottles of Bacardi and handed one to Goten.

"Hey…… everybody's drunk right….. so they wont be able to shame us tomorrow…… lets have a game of karaoke as well!" Trunks said smiling at a blushing Goten as they turned away from the drinking match.

"Great idea!!!!!" said Bra getting up and flying over to the machine adjusting the buttons to her voice.

"You guys stay their and we'll sing a song for you!" said Pann as she pointed to two seats in the corner.

"Cool!" said Trunks as they sat down.

The who can get drunk the fastest match was ending. Goku won by flying colours, as Gohan ran away from him with others following then the teenagers heard a very unpleasant sound coming from the bathroom.

"Lovely!" said Pann sarcastically as the song they were going to sing blared through the speakers. That bought everybody back into the room.

"Ready!" said Bra as she picked up the microphone and chucked one to Pann.

They were going to sing Cheeky Girls.

The music started once again and they started their song- the cheeky girls!

Bra: Ooh boys, cheeky girls, ooh girls, cheeky boys,

Pann: Ooh boys, cheeky girls, ooh girls, cheeky boys.

Bra: Ooh boys, cheeky girls, ooh girls, cheeky boys,

Pann: Ooh boys, cheeky girls, ooh girls, cheeky boys.

Bra: I never ever ask where do you go, I never ever ask what do you do,

Pann: I never ever ask what's in your mind, I never ever ask if you'll be mine.

Bra: Come and smile, don't be shy, touch my bum, this is life.

Both: We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls,

You are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys.

We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls,

You are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys.

Both: Hmm, cheeky-cheeky (cheeky-cheeky-cheeky).

Bra: Ooh boys, cheeky girls, ooh girls, cheeky boys,

Pann: Ooh boys, cheeky girls, ooh girls, cheeky boys.

Bra: Ooh boys, cheeky girls, ooh girls, cheeky boys,

Pann: Ooh boys, cheeky girls, ooh girls, cheeky boys.

Pann: I never ever ask where do you go, I never ever ask what do you do,

Bra: I never ever ask what's in your mind, I never ever ask if you'll be mine.

Pann: Come and smile, don't be shy, touch my bum, this is life.

Both: Unu, doy, trei, si.

Both: Come and join the cheeky club, this is what you want,

Come and sing the cheeky song, our cheeky song (woo).

Come and join the cheeky club, this is what you want,

Come and sing the cheeky song, our cheeky song woo.

Come and smile, don't be shy, touch my bum, this is life.

Cheeky-cheeky.

Bra: Come and join the cheeky club, this is what you want,

Come and sing the cheeky song, our cheeky song (woo).

Pann: Come and join the cheeky club, this is what you want,

Pann: Come and sing the cheeky song, our cheeky song woo.

Bra: Come and smile, don't be shy, touch my bum, this is life.

Both: Cheeky-cheeky.

Both: We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls,

You are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys.

We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls,

You are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys.

Bra: Come and join the cheeky club, this is what you want,

Pann: Come and sing the cheeky song, our cheeky song (woo).

Bra: Come and join the cheeky club, this is what you want,

Pann: Come and sing the cheeky song, our cheeky song woo.

Bra: Come and smile, don't be shy, touch my bum, this is life.

Both: Cheeky-cheeky.

Both: We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls,

You are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys.

We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls,

You are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys.

Both: Cheeky-cheeky.

Once the song ended all the Z gang gave them rounds of applause over and over again.

"Yeah! You love me!!!!" said Bra loving all the attention she was getting from everybody.

Pann just blushed she and Bra had done all the moves and everything, the whole Cheeky Girls dance routine!

She wasn't as outgoing as Bra but then again, both Bras' parents were used to attention. Her dad was a prince and he obviously got loads of attention and couldn't exactly be shy, and her mum was the leader of CC and she had to meet loads of important people and be in loads of magazines and stuff, so she wasn't shy either.

"Yes! I know I'm great!" said Bra talking very big headed as Goten came and pulled her off the stage as Bulma, Videl, 18 and Chi bounded onto the stage Bulma wearing a pair of devil horns that were flashing, Chi wearing a pair of sunglasses, 18 was wearing some green antennas and Videl was wearing a beer hat. (They looked very out of place except Bulma)

"Yay!!!!!" said Bulma clapping her hands and dancing around in a circle jumping onto a drunken Vegeta, (he wasn't wearing a Bob the builder hat now)

Vegeta flew up and dropped her back on the stage, next to Chi.

"Ready Bulma?!" asked Chi swinging around.

"Yeah!" said Bulma, 18 and Videl all together in chime.

Then Chi put in the CD they found, it was B*witched (anybody remember them that old band that we listened to when we were about 8) well we found the CD in Ditz' room so here it is! Ps we are both 15 for you people who were wondering)

"Let's sing we four girls!" said Chi.

"Yeah ok, we should all know that song!" said Bulma,

"Yeah let's get grooving!" 18 said inserting in the CD and grabbing the microphones for her and the others.

They all caught them effortlessly even though they were drunk as the music started around them…..

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