Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ karaoke klassics ❯ chapter 9 ( Chapter 9 )

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Karaoke Klassics chap 10- the questions answered!

The four demi Sayans went up to their very drunken fathers- (you must of guessed the question now!!!???)

Then Bra was the first one to make the move, she was the one to usually get her own way with her dad anyway wasn't she!

"Daddy……." She said really sweetly with big puppy dog eyes, Vegeta was drunk and he also guessed that' she wanted something,

"What!" he said stubbornly turning away to try and avoid her `innocent' eyes, he knew if he saw them he would give her what she wanted straight away.

"You know you're the best daddy ever……. And your very drunk………" she said turning to the other side of Vegeta and forcing him to look at her `innocent' eyes.

"Yes what!" he said giving in to her, she would get her own way one way or the other anyway!

"Can me and Goten start dating pweeezzzzzeeeee…..?" she said in a very kid like voice, she knew her dad couldn't resist that one.

Trunks was just laughing at his dad's reactions and….. It was being caught on camera for proof the next day.

"Yeah of course!!!! Boy I really want to be part of Kakorot's family! How fun!" he said clapping his hands, then Gohan butted in.

"Well! How fun! Congratulations! When's the wedding!?" said Gohan drunkenly jumping to conclusions. He wasn't as drunk as Vegeta but he still was pissed out of his head!

Trunks was rolling around the floor laughing the alcohol was starting to affect him too,

He didn't expect his dad's reactions to be that mad!

It was then Pann and his turn to ask Gohan! That was going to be more of a challenge……… (As Pann wasn't as much of a daddy's girl as Bra)

"Dad……." Said Pann trying to imitate Bra's actions,

"Yes honey!" said Gohan as he drank some more poisoned punch.

`Oh well better get this over with!' though Pann taking in a big gulp of air.

"Could me and Trunks maybe…… get together? Please….?" She asked really sweetly and then closed her eyes as she saw that Trunks was still on the floor laughing about his dad and the unexpected `feelings' for Goku's family.

Gohan answered very slowly which didn't help Pann and her fearfulness about not getting her own way.

"Well….. Ok…… but you must get married before Bra and Goten do! If not you'll already be family!" said Gohan strictly then he added trying to whisper,

"because… you'll probably not end up getting a divorce… but you know what your uncle Goten and Bra are like don't you?" said Gohan giving Pann a pat on the back and giving a still laughing Trunks a thumbs up. Trunks did not even notice!

Vegeta unfortunately though heard this comment about his precious daughter, and it didn't top it down very well….. (He never did like Gohan ever since Gohan bet Cell and then turned into a nerd)

"How dare you of all nerds insult my daughter? Princess of a prince of Sayans!!! Yeah that's it! A prince of Sayans!!!" said Vegeta angrily as he picked up the bowl of poisoned punch…….. Trunks had stopped laughing at this time he wanted to see the show! It was going to be funny!

Gohan just stood there cleaning his glasses and ignoring the enraging Sayan prince in front of him and the chants from Trunks, Bulma, Goten, Bra, Chi and all the others except Videl and Pann who both were thinking the same thing.

`Oh my gosh dads going to get beats!' thought Pann closing her eyes as Vegeta's fist came into contact with Gohan's face.

`Poor Gohan he's going to hurt after this!' thought Videl doing the same as Pann and closing her eyes.

Gohan's glasses cracked and fell into the punch bowl that Vegeta decided against dunking on Gohan's head and had put down again.

Gohan stepped back in pain, he couldn't see properly without his glasses on, but luckily he had bought a spare pair! But he wasn't going to tell Vegeta that!

Vegeta then picked Gohan up by the hair and slammed him into the beer pyramid once again,

Down it went! With a loud CRASH!

Bra and Bulma were cheering on Vegeta, Bulma was usually dead against fighting like Chi but she was so drunk she was cheering Vegeta on, Bra was a Sayan so what do you expect she was loving the fighting!

"Go dad!!!!!!!!" said Bra clapping her hands and jumping up and down like a five year old who's had too much sugar.

"Hey why not turn super dad?" said Trunks as he opened a dented can of beer and it erupted everywhere on everybody!

"NO!" said Bulma instantly the moment Trunks suggested the extra upgrade to his father, and even though Vegeta was drunk he knew not to get on the wrong side of his wife!

"Come on Gohan get up!! Hit that bully of a prince one!" said Chi trying to pull Gohan up from the beer cans.

Gohan was not as drunk as everybody else though and he knew not to get Vegeta any more angry because there would probably be an all out family feud between the two families because Vegeta would get Trunks in on it and then |Gohan would get Goku, and Goten too so Bra would step in and that would probably mean with all their powers combined…………. Lots of destruction and the planet going kaboom!

So he just left it at that and let Vegeta think he was better than Gohan, he was already starting his little drunken role by getting ready to sing I'm a survivor! The music was starting to play and he was standing on the stage and starting to bounce about but what all the seniors didn't know was that they were continuously getting watched by the teenagers camera's and the whole lot was stored and ready to be played the next day when they all sobered up!

Now that you are out of my life

I'm so much better which isn't very surprising is it? (He said butting in to the tune)

You thought that I'd be weak without ya,

But I'm stronger (he flexed his muscles to prove a point somehow)

You thought that I'd be broke without ya,

But I'm richer I mean come on I'm a prince!

You thought that I'd be sad without ya,

I laugh harder (he laughed and laughed)

You thought I wouldn't grow without ya,

Now I'm super sayan (he got ready to turn super sayan but one look from a cheering Bulma stopped that!)

You thought that I'd be helpless without ya,

But I'm smarter (he tapped his head)

You thought that I'd be dead without ya,

But I'm chillin' and live and kicking! (He kicks the air and jumps up and down)

You thought I wouldn't sell without ya,

Sold 9 million

I'm a survivor (what), (he just bounced up and down throughout the chorus)

I'm not gonna give up (what)

I'm not gon' stop (what),

I'm gonna work harder (what)

I'm a survivor (what), I'm gonna make it

(What)

I'm a survivor (what), keep on survivin' (what)

Thought I couldn't fight without ya,

I'm stronger (he pointed to Gohan who was now getting nursed by Videl)

You thought I couldn't survive without ya,

Well im here aint i?

You thought I couldn't last without ya,

But I'm lastin'

You thought that I would die without ya,

But I'm livin'

Thought that I would fail without ya,

But I'm on top (he jumped up and touched the tall ceiling of CC to indicate the top)

Thought that it would be over by now,

But it won't stop

Thought that I would self destruct,

But I'm still here (he laughs again)

Even in my years to come,

I'm still gonna be here (he points to himself)

I'm a survivor (what), (he bounced up and down again for the chorus)

I'm not gonna give up (what)

I'm not gon' stop (what),

I'm gonna work harder (what)

I'm a survivor (what), I'm gonna make it

(What)

I'm a survivor (what), keep on survivin' (what)

I'm wishin' you the best,

Pray that you are blessed NOT my ass! Rot in hell you bastard! (He points to his ass and then bounces up and down again)

Got loads of success, no stress, and loads of

Happiness HA HA HA!

I'm gonna blast you with big bang

HA HA HA )

I'm not gonna spare you either

HA HA HA

I'm not gonna have to think of your ugly ways and the way you treated everyone

(I'm better than that)

I'm not gonna compromise my sanity

(I'm better than that)

you know I can turn super sayan 4 and I'm gonna kick your butt!!!!!!

(Cause my family taught me to do that!) (He pointed to Trunks, Bulma, and Bra)

I'm a survivor (what), (he then bounced up and down again for the chorus!)

I'm not gonna give up (what)

I'm not gon' stop (what),

I'm gonna work harder (what)

I'm a survivor (what), I'm gonna make it

(What)

I'm a survivor (what), keep on survivin' (what)

After all of the darkness and sadness,

Soon comes happiness

I surrounded myself with positive things,

I gained posterity

I'm a survivor (what), (bounce bounce bounce more LOL)

I'm not gonna give up (what)

I'm not gon' stop (what),

I'm gonna work harder (what)

I'm a survivor (what), I'm gonna make it

(What)

I'm a survivor (what), keep on survivin' (what)

I'm a survivor (what),

I'm not gonna give up (what)

I'm not gon' stop (what),

I'm gonna work harder (what)

I'm a survivor (what), I'm gonna make it

(What)

I'm a survivor (what), keep on survivin' (what)

"So up your ass Freeza I'm a survivor and so is Trunks and Bra so watch out! Once I die I am so gonna kick your scaly ugly lizard butt!!!" said Vegeta chucking down the microphone and jumping off the stage right onto the sofa on the other side of the room!

He had calmed down a little bit from the song that just bought out everything from him, it was originally supposed to be for Gohan but he `adjusted' the words to suit Freeza.

Bulma went over to Vegeta who had collapsed onto he sofa and was now drinking a beer.

"I'm going to sing a song now!!!!" said Gohan over eagerly as he ran to the front of the stage holding some classical CD.

"It won't take long promise!!!" he said as he picked up the microphone off the floor and inserted the CD into the very expensive hi tech karaoke system.

"I love this song! Its called LODI!" he singed rather loudly out of tune as the music started to play around them,

(Thank you Christina! Here's your song hope you enjoy! Keep em coming! Please!)

Just about a year ago, I set out on the road,
Seekin' my fame and fortune, lookin' for a pot of gold.
Things got bad, and things got worse, I guess you will know the tune.
Oh ! Lord, Stuck in Lodi again.

Rode in on the Greyhound, I'll be walkin' out if I go.
I was just passin' through, must be seven months or more.
Ran out of time and money, looks like they took my friends.
Oh ! Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again.

The man from the magazine said I was on my way.
Somewhere I lost connections, ran out of songs to play.
I came into town, a one night stand, looks like my plans fell through
Oh ! Lord, Stuck in Lodi again.

Mmmm...
If I only had a dollar, for ev'ry song I've sung.
And ev'ry time I've had to play while people sat there drunk.
You know, I'd catch the next train back to where I live.
Oh ! Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again.
Oh ! Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again.

The song ended that quickly….. either that or somebody just switched it off by the remote……..

Nobody applauded Gohan though, everybody else had got some applause and cheers but the only applause he got was when he got off the stage! Poor Gohan!

Next up was Trunks….. He didn't know what he was going to sing…… he just told Goten to surprise him! Bra and Pann were next to Goten at the karaoke machine and were cheering him on as he chucked the microphone up and drunkenly caught it again.

Then the music started……….

"I love this song! And…. I know Trunks does too, so get dancing!" shouted out Goten as he turned the volume up very loudly, the song was

In the end by Linkin Park.

(It starts with)
One thing / I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on / but didn't even know
Wasted it all just to
Watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart
What it meant to me / will eventually / be a memory / of a time when I tried
so hard

And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

One thing / I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so (far)
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me
In the end
You kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart
What it meant to me / will eventually / be a memory / of a time when I
I tried so hard

And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
And for all this
There's only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
And for all this
There's only one thing you should know
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

Trunks finally finished the song and was really out of breath when it finished, he had to practically scream all the words out and avoid all the bottles that were being thrown on the stage at him as he didn't change the words like the rest had done somehow or another!

"Boo! Rubbish! Change the words! Don't just read them!" booed Chi as she threw a can and it just missed Trunks' head by about an inch.

Trunks flew off the stage as fast as he could,

I'll show you guys a song! Said Goku as he grabbed the remote off Goten and put on a classical disco song that you must all know and love! Kung fu fighting!

It didn't just stay with Goku singing it though, Vegeta, Gohan, Goten, Trunks, Pann, Bra all got up on stage and grabbed a microphone, they all had one each except Bra and Pann who had to share one so Pann was holding it and Bra was just screaming out, all the others were just looking on at the Sayans making fools of themselves!

Then Bulma started the song again and they all started doing the normal Sayan `springy' dance where they jump up and down like a load of loony tunes!

All: Oh, ho, ho, hoooo.
(Yall ready?) (They jump up and down some more)
Oh, ho, ho, hoooo.
(Let's go!)

All: Oh, ho, ho, hoooo. (Still bouncing up and down)
Oh, ho, ho, hoooo.

Trunks: Now here it is, (trunks steps out in front of the others and he does a fancy thing by flicking up the microphone and catching it)
One to make you move,
Something with a funky kung fu groove. (Trunks does a karate chop and knocks Goten's microphone on the floor)
Goku: Something that'll make you shout, (he says this extra loud)
Make you wave to the crowd (he waves to the crowd)
And make you wanna turn it out.
Goten: So homies gather 'round (right round) (he turns round after picking up his microphone)
I'll pick you up and take you pound for pound.(he picks up Bra)
Trunks: Cause I'm the only man that'll please ya, (steps out again and flexes his muscles)
I got a little something that'll tease ya. (after gets pulled back by angry Pann)
All: (Oh, ho, ho, hoooo.) (They bounce about)
Bra: So throw those hands up high. (C'mon) (Waves her hands about)
Pann: Shake your body and move from side to side. (Moves side to side)
Cause we've just begun,
Goku: Party people in the place, yeah we're having fun. (Points to all the Sayans)
Vegeta: Oh yeah, I'm gonna be a big star, (steps out and bounces whilst saying it)
I'm gonna lay it on and go "WHOO-HA!" (Gets flirty look from Bulma)
Gohan: Cause when the mood gets excited
When everyones kungfu fighting. (He does karate chops)

All: Everybody was kungfu fighting (HUUH!) (WHOO-HA!) (They karate chop and kick the air)
Those cats were fast as lighting (HAAA!) (WHOO-CHOP!) They fly real fast and then stop)
And though it was a little bit frightening (HUUH!) (HOO-HOO!) (They chop again and Goten drops his microphone again)
But they fought with expert timing. (HAA!) (Vegeta imitates by kicking Goku's microphone away)

All: (Oh, ho, ho, hoooo.) (They bounce about some more)

Goten: Sing it girl. (Points to Bra and lets her sing)

Bra: Sexy kung fu fighting (shakes a little and then kicks the air)
let me take you higher. (She flys up high then lands again)

Goku and Vegeta: Kung fu fighting's everywhere. (Both were sharing the same microphone now and they just jump about)
Throw those hands in the air. (They threw their hands in the air)
The time has come to turn it out.
Everybody let me hear you shout. (They say this louder than usual)

All: One, two do the kung fu. (They all fail at kicking and chopping)
(One, two do the kung fu). (They repeated themselves)
Say three, four on the dance floor. (Gohan slipped and fell on Goku who grabbed Vegeta who pulled Trunks and took Goten down too.)
Bra and Pann: (Three, four on the dance floor). (They laugh at the guys and Gohan who were all on the floor.)

"What just happened?" said a dazed Goten who was underneath all the guys and was starting to feel the pressure.

"Ow!" moaned Goku from under Gohan's weight he was ok he was only second; they had stacked right on top of each other! All the humans and Bra and Pann found the Sayan guys look hilarious!

"Get your kaka ass off me Kakorot!" warned Vegeta as he started to power up, then Trunks started to argue,

"Hey dad! I'm not Kak… I mean sorry Goku I'm not him! It's me!" said Trunks defensively; this made Bra laugh even harder especially when Vegeta actually apologized!

"I'm sorry!!! Ok….!" He said it in a hurry but it was still caught on camera!

Piccolo and Dende found the whole thing hilarious as well! After all it was their engagement party wasn't it!?

In the end Bulma and Chi felt pity on their families and they decided to help pull the Sayans up, Gohan was just shocked by the whole thing, and….. Videl had missed all the action! She was in the toilet!

"Damn! I think I've broke my spare pair of glasses!" shouted Gohan as he took his glasses off and examined them.

Once all the guys had gotten up and recovered from the fall they were still back to their drunken selves! Boy were they going to regret it the next morning!

Vegeta and Goku proceeded into doing an `impression' and they had taken a scene out of some familiar star wars film : ) bet you can all guess which 1!

They both had broken the lights out of the science labs at CC!

Vegeta was imitating one of the Jedi guys and Goku was attempting to be a darth maul person, they were on the sofa and were springing up and down like hyper kids, the little kids who were practically collapsing at this point couldn't even say anything they were so drunk on something! Most probably vodka or something like that!

Then Vegeta gently swung the light and hit Goku with it who went into actor overdrive and dived off the chair, all the time they were making the noises with their `light sabres' zoom zoom

"Go DAD!!!" shouted Trunks as he joined into the fight as well,

He didn't have any weapons though he was acting as a commentator that never existed in the movies!

"And it looks like prince sayan walker as took another hit…… but no….. Darth goku is off the sofa altogether! And oh my gosh….. He's chopped in half!" said Trunks going way over the top as Goku came flying up again with his arms tucked in his shirt as if he didn't have any

Arms at all.

"They are mad…..!" said Bra shrugging her head and turning away from the two Sayans and the demi Sayan.

"Yeah but…. I love Vegeta for his hyper ness!" said Bulma giving the others the anime love look and putting her hands resting on her chin.

"Right….." said Bra as she decided to walk over to see what the Sayans were doing now, she didn't really want to get caught up in one of her mums life stories! They took forever!

"Oh that is so romantic!" said Videl as she started matching up Bulma's romance life to her own,

Chi was telling them both about her own with Goku as well!

"They are soooo embarrassing!" said Pann as she tried to block out her mother's conversation about how her and her dad met, she was trying to take her mind off it by talking to Bra instead.

*2 minutes later*

The Sayans had grown tired of the star wars scene now; they were about to get ready to sing again! Well yet again Vegeta was!

He was somehow going to sing a duet with Piccolo! That's going to be funny! He he!

The others were crowding around the karaoke machine, to view the two different rival races song,

Boy was Vegeta and Piccolo going to be in a bad mood the next day!

They are going to sing `I feel pretty!

It was Bulma who chose the song so they were both made to stick with it, and…. They didn't change the words around either! But it was funny just by itself!

Goku was whistling to Vegeta and Piccolo this did not help Piccolo's nerves! He had never been up to sing in public before but he was doing it for Dende! This was their engagement party after all!

"I know your going to do great!" said Dende giving Piccolo a big squeeze as he stepped up in front of the drunks, Vegeta was just loving all the attention he was getting!

Piccolo and Vegeta had too completely different personalities! One was shy and tried not to show it the other was the biggest loud mouth, attention seeker of all time and loved the fame! Guess which is which! : )

Then Bulma turned the song on for the rivals to duet together!

Piccolo- I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and gay!
And I pity
Any boy who isn't me today.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty boy in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive guy be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful girl!

Vegeta: I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honour me.

I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss America can just resign!

See the pretty boy in that mirror there:

Piccolo: What mirror, where?

Vegeta: Who can that attractive guy be?

Piccolo: Which, what, where, whom?

Vegeta and Piccolo: Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me! I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful girl! (Bulma kept on blushing when Vegeta was saying this and Dende was just covering up his face from the humiliation!)

Then both Vegeta and Piccolo collapsed from too much alcohol! Vegeta was still singing in his sleep! Bulma just went up and dragged him off the stage and layed him on the sofa to rest, he would probably no doubt wake up soon!

Piccolo was propped up against the once again rebuilt and shrinking alcohol pyramid, not the wisest place to put him but at least he wouldn't get lost!

Then just as the rest of the Sayans were getting ready to perform the all famous `thong song' the doorbell went…….

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