Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Kids Today, Adults Tomorrow ❯ We Have Come For the Green One or Dancing Life-size Fruit Loops ( Chapter 8 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Author: Bunni

Rating: PG-13 for language and possible rude humor.

Disclaimer:*we see several lawyers and Bunni duke it out*

Bunni: I demand full rights to DBZ!

Lawyers: In your dreams!

Bunni: GAH! *tears off clothes to reveal white and gold spandex-y wrestling suit* Let's get it on.

Lawyers:*rip off their clothes to also reveal wrestling outfits* Fine! We will get it on!

Chibi-Bra:*wanders in, wearing a red cashmere robe and a pipe in her mouth, looking snobbishly dignified* Bunni does not own DBZ, Sailor Moon, or anything else except for a dinky replica of my daddy, but shall die for the rights. *shakes head* Such a pity. *blows bubbles out of pipe and watches fight* She does however own Android T, the Spanish Speaking Vulture named Juan, the fruit loops AND...*pauses for dramatic effect*..the fly swatters.



Shout out to:

Tanzina: Your so right. THERE IS A LITTLE TIGGER IN ALL OF US! *cries into hands* It's just so true! *rubs fake old tears away* Anyway, poor Gohan might reach his doom soon the way Bulma lavishes all this attention on the poor bloke. *tsks* And he's so cute too!

firecat: SHH! *puts finger to lips* maybe they won't wake up..yet..*winks*

lilou: here ya go!

Rez: Heh, how'd you guess? Zargato and his clan usually go to the Twilight Eyes around midnight each Tuesday, and have three rounds of Vodka, Whiskey, and Beer before coming home to my head, roving drunk. O.O Believe me.. You do not want to be around me around Three A.M. when they do come back..*shudders* It's best not to even think about it. Let's just say that it ends in a massive orgy. *shudders again*

Lecta: Ok, I'll change her back!..hey..where is Bulma, anyway?*turns to Android T who shrugs and goes back to his journal, writing on how he wishes Trunks were dead and writes on how many ways to kill a Saiyajin*..*elsewhere, in a secret underground lair, beneath the ocean, we find Bulma Briefs laughing diabolically still, in her big chair, petting Puar, with Bra holding Dr. Brief's black cat, Scratch*

Puar:..where's Yamcha when you need him??!..*growls a little*

Scratch:..*blankly looks ahead*

Bulma: Soon, Austin Powers, *smiles evily* Soon you shall feel the wrath of Dr. Evil! *puts pinky finger to lips* *turns in her rollie chair* Frau! *Chichi comes in with her hair slicked back and wearing a black uniform and has a horse whip*

Chichi: Yes, Herr doktor?

Bulma: Is the Missile ready?

Chichi: Yes, Herr doktor.*goes to a curtain and unveils a big shiny red button*

Bulma: Excellent! Hahahahahahaha! Now where are my sharks with the lasers?

Yamcha:*steps up*...we couldn't get them, Dr. Evil.

Bulma: WHAT? WHY THE HELL NOT, NUMBER TWO? *gets up shoving Puar off her* *stomps over to Yamcha*

Yamcha: Eh...the zoo said no?

Bulma:*kicks him in the nuts* Wrong answer..

Yamcha:..Yes..Dr..Evil..*groans and falls to the floor holding the injured family jewels*

Bulma:*starts laughing diabolically but stops and looks around* Where's Mr. Bigglesworth?

Puar:*gets in submarine and scurries away* I'm free! FREE! FRRREEEEEEEE!!

Chichi:*shrugs* maybe in da litta box, Herr Dokter Evil?

Bulma:Yeah that's probably it..*goes and sits down in her chair and again starts laughing maniacally*

*scene looses focus*


Squirrel: It's ok.*pats Squirrel awkwardly on the back* Everyone is crazy, including me! ^^ You just learn to get with the flow, get it? *Squirrel shakes head* ...-_-;; Just laugh at Kami! :P

veggie-chan: LOL, yes poor Gohan. Goku did make a mistake and anyone could have made it also, but Goku was the only one! ^^ That's because he hates flies..

Tweetyboo: isn't it? ^.^

DarkSerapha: EEP! I'm sorry I made him silly. Goku will be serious (Well I'll really try) in the next chapter. Vegeta vs. Gohan. BWAHAHAHAHA! The possibilities.. *grins* and thank you again for the extra long review. It made me feel a lot better!! ^^

KumikoVegeta: Hai I just had to have Goku silly (again sorry to DarkSerapha) and hit Kami with a fly-swatter. ^^ Hopefully this chapter will make you split your sides once more.


AN: Guess what?? I just saw Vegeta as a ten year old, AND HE WAS KAWAII!!! I was jumping around everywhere, yelling on how beautiful he was as a ten-year old chibi prince and then I broke down crying because I had no idea he was so cute as a ten year old until today!! I NEED MORE PICS OF HIM AS A CHILD!! *flails arms around* So so cute! Need..more..pics...

Android T:..*eye twitches* Damn Saiyajins and their beautifulness. *stomps ground in frustration* Why can't I kill them all off? WHY MUST BUNNI BE SO ATTRACTED TO THEM??

Bunni:*has hearts in her eyes as she daydreams about Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, Trunks, Goten in a meadow as they dance around eating a picnic* yes..*drool* mmm..*thinks about dessert*

Android T:*growls*...damn them all..*decides to start hitting Trunks*..I feel so much better now..

Trunks:*bruises everywhere* I don't!





Kids Today, Adults Tomorrow
Chapter Seven
We Have Come For the Green One or Dancing Life-size Fruit Loops










As everyone went outside, except for Chichi, for she was still cleaning the dishes, Kami dreamed. And as we all shall find out soon, that Gods have the weirdest, most freakiest, scariest dreams. O.O Prepare to be spooked out of your wits or laugh your butt off. Either way it's all good. ^^


-Inside Kami's Head-


Kami stood as he saw one by one, ships arrive. The Z-senshi stood by him. As the ships landed, smoke came out of the openings. Only mere shadows of the beings inside were shown against the bright light.

Finally one did come out. It was covered in silver space combat armor, and had rabbit ears sticking out of the blue and grey helmet, with a blue visor covering the face. It had a ki gun to match with the outfit and currently it was pointed at him.

"We have come for the green one." It spoke.

"Why?" Piccolo asked, as he stepped forward, thinking he was the one they wanted. The one with rabbit ears shook its' head and pointed at Kami.

"WHAT? You can't have him!" Piccolo yelled.

"Tell you what. We'll trade. How's that sound?" Another space combat warrior came up and offered.

To Kami's utter horror, Piccolo nodded.

"Go on, I'm listening.."

"We are willing to give you talking breath mints, ten thousand space blasters, and rare footage of Vegeta's most embarrassing moments of his life. How's about it? Deal?" The rabbit-eared warrior stuck out it's hand and to Kami's utmost shock, Piccolo accepted and shook it.

"Deal. Take 'em away, boys." He jerked his thumb at Kami, still in shock. The rabbit-eared warrior started laughing maliciously and rubbed it's hands together in a manipulative fashion.

"You heard the green dude, people." The taller warrior clapped his hands, and immediately giant fruit loops came out and dragged him away.



Kami then found himself in a grey room, larger than life itself. He looked down and saw the annoying life-size fruit loops dance around him.

Kami watched as the magical fruit loops started dancing around him with pitchforks. The pitchforks soon mutated into fly swatters, and then Kami realized that they were all laughing and pointing at him with the fly swatters.

"WAAAAAAHHHH!!!" He yelled as he smacked them all with his walking stick. He ran and soon found himself in the presence of a tall Namek. He panted and held his chest.

"Oh, brother. I am-" He was cut off by the Namek's face changing and his body shrinking, until he was no more than a vulture. A hideous vulture at that.

"Que?" It said with a thick Hispanic accent. Kami backed away and found himself in a room with females in tight miniskirts.

"Um, Mercury, is that, like green dude supposed to be, like, from the Nega-Verse, or something, like?" A ditzy blonde in pigtails with red boots and a scepter said to her blue-haired friend. Mercury nodded.

"I guess so. He looks like it."

"WAHOO! GET READY TO BITE THE DUST NEGA-VILLIAN!" A black haired girl in a red and white fuku started to chant and build fire in her hands. Kami screamed again and ran.

"This is getting really weird.." Kami said to himself as he stumbled unto yet another room. This one was inhabited by life-size Barbie Dolls, who were talking.

"And, like, Ken, so totally flirted with this other chick, Sarah!" One blonde Barbie said to another blonde Barbie.

"Woah, the same thing like totally happened to me, girlfriend!" She exclaimed. The other Barbie dolls also nodded and giving in their information. Kami backed away again and stumbled on a crack, making a loud *THUMP* All the Barbies turned to him, and they glared, getting up.

"Um, like who are you?" One Barbie asked.

"Ack! I mean..I'm Kami.." Kami cleared his throat. The Barbies got up, and rushed over to him, examining him.

"Gosh, guys! He's in need of an Avocado mask, a de-wrinkling cream, and some foundation! Stat!" Barbie # 1 yelled.

"Um, do they, like, even make a foundation that's green?" A Barbie asked a random other Barbie that looked the same as her.

"I don't know." Another Barbie said, as she dug around in her pink purse.

"Um.." Kami looked around for an exit. He pointed behind the Barbie Dolls. "Look it's Ken!"

"Where?!" They all said at once as they all turned behind them. Kami sneaked off elsewhere.

"Well, that was close..." He whispered, but then yelled in surprise as he realized that there was an angel there that looked exactly like Piccolo.

"Piccolo! Thank Me your here! I'm saved!" Kami ran to him and grabbed his white robes.

Piccolo shook his head and took out a harp and started playing it. He gave Kami one look before fading out, still playing his harp. Kami kneeled on his knees.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! DON'T LEAVE ME IN THIS HELLHOLE!"

Just then he was bonked by someone from behind. He turned, with a big sore bump on his head, and what he saw made his eyes bulged out. There was Frieza wearing a purple frilly tutu and ballet slippers, with a golden starry tiara on his head, right between his horns, and a basket of red roses in one hand.

"The correct term is, HFILHOLE."

"Eh..." Kami groaned, eyes still bulged out.

"Wanna Dance?" Frieza stuck out his hand, and before Kami could say anything he was dancing (ballroom style) with the lizard tyrant.

"AH!? WHAT?" Kami was spun around and realized he was AGAIN, in another room. The magical fruit loops were sitting down, drinking coffee. When they saw Kami, they dropped their mugs, and picked up their fly swatters. In the background there was a demonic hyper song playing, and Kami dropped his staff and fell to the ground on his knees.

"STOP THE TORTURE!!"

The magical fruit loops hummed with the song, as they skipped around him in a circle, waving their fly swatters around in the air, as if they were performing a ritual of some kind.

"JUST STOP!!" Kami yelled as he collapsed to the ground. One of the fruit loops stopped humming and skipping in the circle and ran to him. Kami looked up and saw that the fruit loop was slapping him! SLAPPING HIM For Kami's sake!

"Wake up! Kami! Wake up you oversized green bug!" It screeched as it continued to slap and shake him.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! STOP HURTING ME GIANT FRUIT LOOP!!" Kami screamed as he launched himself up. There was a faint *OOF* and Kami looked around and saw that he was still at the Son Residence. He gave a sigh of relief and looked down and saw an angry Chichi, rubbing her sore bottom, and picking up her frying pan.

Kami gave off a nervous laugh, and got up, backing away from the angry female. He groped around for his walking stick, and saw that it was behind Chichi. Noticing this, Chichi gave off a low, menacing laugh.

"Bwahaha! No one to save you now! HA-YAH!" She slammed her frying pan where Kami was, but he fazed out and grabbed the walking stick before running like mad for outside, the safety of the Z-senshi would protect him from the harpy.

"COME BACK HERE! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!" Chichi screeched at the top of her lungs as she ran after him, waving her frying pan.







TBC...








Bunni:..I told you Gods have freaky dreams..
Chibi-Bra:*still laughing* No kidding!
Trunks:*rocks himself in a corner* It's all so traumatizing..
Android T:*grins* YAY! Trunks finally went nuts!
Bunni:Aww..poor Trunks..*kisses Trunks on the cheek* there you go. Feel better?
Android T:*eye twitches*...*gets out eight-foot long ax and chases after Trunks* YOU SHALL PAY, TRUNKS!
Trunks: WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME AND NEVER BRA? *grabs sword and runs like heck for the nearest train*
Chibi-Bra:*whistles innocently as she hands over money to the bullies so they won't bother her* huh? I don't know Trunks. It just doesn't happen to me *winks at reviewers*
Bunni:O.O so you aren't mad that this chapter didn't have ANY B/V romance in it?
Chibi-Bra: Hey! Thanks for reminding me! *takes out mega-wrench and starts hitting her with it*
Bunni:*with multiple bumps on head* note to self: Never remind Bra of anything. Always leads in me hurting. O.o owwies..
Chibi-Bra:*smiles and waves at reviewers* Please review..*sniffles and cries into hankerchief* Or else.. I'll cry!

Review otherwise Bra'll cry!! NOO! *tries to calm poor Chibi-Bra down* Don't cry, otherwise your dad's gonna fry me! *watches Vegeta a little as he powers up* Ack.. I'm doomed..*dodges ki blasts*