Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Lead the Way ❯ Lead the Way ( One-Shot )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Author's Note: I wrote this out of boredom at 2 in the morning, its rather amusing somehwo.
Disclaimer: I dont own and dragonball characters or names.





The nimbus cloud came to an awkward stop near a flat empty patch of land several yards in diameter in the district 126 mountain region.
"This are looks good enough." the sweet youthful voice of chic chi, daughter to the great gyou mao, the ox king.
"Hai." Goku, her husband of the last 23 minutes answered hopping off the cloud's fluffy light yellow surface, followe dby chi chi.
She reached into her pocket and produced a number 10 capsule. The nimbus cloud flew off toward the horizon as she brought her arm forward, releasing the capsule and watching it land in the middle of the empty patc of land, sprouting a fairly small but adequate capsule house.
Goku appraoched the capsule house door, chi chi two feet behind him.
As she trailed him to the house and clicke don the light she turned to him smiling. "Welcome home."
He smiled broudly and scratche dthe back of his head. "Hey now that we're all set up, can we have dinner? I'm starving."
'You're always starving. where the hell do you put it?' "We'll get to that. But first. ." her face was graced with a sly grin. "Maybe we should enjoy the perks of being married eh?"
After several seconds of staring at a cunfused look on his face, reality dawne don her. 'OH. I forgot how inoscent and clueless he is. He must not have the slightest clue what I'm talking about.' She smirked wickedly to herself. 'I guess I'll just have to educate him.'
"Perks? Like what?"
Chi chi closed her eyes and smiled briefly. "Follow me." he followed her with much confusion as she led him through the capsule house and into the bedroom.
He scratched his head slowly. "Why did you bring us in here? Are we gonna sleep?"
She didn't know whether to laugh or groan in frustration. "No we aren't going to sleep. Sit down."
He did as she asked and sat down on the bed. she sat next to him and drew in a long breath. "Goku. What do you know about the female body do far?"
He quirked an eyebrow. "Just what i figured out as a kid i supose. I think i understand it pretty well."
She looked up into his eyes. "Do you remember when we were kids, the first time we met. And when we were on the nimbus cloud you..."
A look of recognition passe dover his face. "Ohh. You mean when I did this." he reache dhis right hand out and lay it on her crotch.
She blushed alittle and pulled his hand away. "Yes. ." she tried to compose herself alittle. "Do yuo realize the meaning behind what you did yet?"
"Meaning? I did it because at the time it was my only way of knowing if someone was male or not."
"Yeah about that, you have other ways of knowing now right?"
"Yeah. There's alot of subtle things i never noticed before."
"As long as we're on this subject. Do you realize why males and females are diferent physically."
"No clue."
She nearly fell off the bed at this. 'I'm in way over my head.' "Err...Have you ever seen an exposed female body?" the idea that he might of made her feel a slight pang of jelousy.
"Yeah. When I was a kid I saw Bulma taking a bath."
"Okay, that helps." Goku could swear he heard the sound of her teeth grinding in between those words. "So you know what naked breasts look like. Do you know what they are for?"
"Of coarse."
"Oh thank heave.."
"They're for balance aren't they?"
This time she did fall off the bed.
He knelt down and helped her back onto the matress. "Did I do something wrong?"
"No. But you have the wrong idea. They aren't for balance."
"Then what are they for?"
"Well they. ." 'It might be better to do this in order so i don't have to repeat myself.' "I'll explain what they are for in a moment. But before we get to that, I have more questions. have you seen the bottom part exposed?"
"Yeah, i've seen that too. Also when i was a kid."
"Bulma again?"
"Yeah. But what's to see? There aint nothing down there."
chi chi sighed deeply. "There's alot down there. Did you see it in good lighting?"
"No. But why does that matter, nothing was there."
"Okay. .I'm gonna have to give you a quick anotomy lesson." 'Now how am I going to. . .Oh damnit, I'll have to use myself as the example.' she untied her kimono and let it fall to the ground, leaving her in a t-shirt and panties.
Goku's eyes widened alittle.
'Well that's a good sign. Maybe instinct will teahc him some of the process for me.'
He looke ddown at her crotch.
Chic chi smiled. 'Maybe something is clicking and he'll be able to fill in the rest.'
"Bulma used to wear one of those too."
"Well, there goes my theory shot to hell.' "Umm...yeah. Have you seen what's under it?"
"I don't remember there being anything there, that's why I never felt anything and I could tell the diference."
"No. .Here, let me show you." She slid her fingers under the band of her panties and slid them over her hips and down her legs, tossing them across the room. she spread her legs and tuned toward him so he could see clearly.
Goku's eyes widened considerably. "What the. .What. .What is. ."
Chi chi laughed lightly. "I said I'd explain." "ummm...what exactly do I start with?'
"You can pee out of that thing?"
"Yes." 'Leave it to Goku to think of the most unrelated thing to say.'
"How?"
"That's not important right now."
"What is important?"
"What's important is the other use that it serves."
"Other use?"
"I'll expalin shortly. Now can I trust that you are familiar with your own anotomy?"
Goku nodded.
"Good. Then please take off your clothes."
"Take off my clothes? Why?"
"I'll explain when you do as I ask."
Goku took off his boots and the training clothes bearing the 'kami' logo, leaving him in just a pair of black boxers.
"All of oyur clothes Goku."
"All of em? But then you'll be able to see my. ."
"That's the point! We're married anyways. And I'm sitting here almost naked aren't I?"
"But you don't have anything to see. When I was a kid, Bulma told me that i shouldn't be naked around other people."
"This is different, we're married."
Goku shrugged and slid his boxers over his hips and down his well toned thighs, leaving them lying on the floor. "Okay, now what?"
Chi chi eyed his limp member lying slightly bent at the base of his thigh and his freyed mane of pubic hair for several moments before speaking. "Now I'm going to teach you something you'll thank me for a thousand times over." she guided him over to the middle of the bed as she spoke.
"What's that?"
She reached out and slid her hand under his member, lifting it off the bed and holding it limp in her hand. "I'm gonna show you how to use this."
"Chi chi, I know how to pee, I've been doing that all my life."
"No you moron. I'm going to teach you the other use."
"Other use? But I've never used it for anything else before. What else does it do? I've been alright so far on what I have been able to use it for."
"Well you dont need to use it this way to survive."
"Then what is the reason to use it this way?"
"Because it's....." 'How do I put this in his terms..' "It's fun."
"Fun? Like fighting?"
"More fun then that. alot more fun."
"More fun then fighting? this must be good. Show me, what do I do?"
"Well, It's more of what WE do."
"We? You mean we have to do something together. .like a sparring match?"
"Well....You CAN do it alone, but it's not nearly as much fun. Maybe I'll teach you that too."
"If its like a sparring match, does that mean you're going to have fun too?"
"Oh yeah."
"Okay, so what do I have to do? How do we start?"
She looked down at his member, still flacid. 'How the hell am I suposed to get him hard?' "Well....."
"Well what? What do we do?"
"I'm thinking."
"I though you knew how to do this."
"Well i do know how."
"Have you done it before?"
"No. ."
"Then how do you know how?"
"Well. . .I'm not sure. It's one of those things you dont remember how you learned."
"Like when i learned the kamehameha wave?"
"Sort of. ." she scratche dher head. "Umm...What get's you excited Goku?"
"Fighting of coarse. Why?"
"Well..i need you to be excited for this to work."
"Why?"
"Well I need." she squeezed his member lightly. "This. .to change."
"Oh..You mean like when it gets uncomfortable?"
"Yes exactly. I need it to be like that. What do you think about that makes it do that?"
". . .I'm not sure."
"Well the last time it did, what were you thinking about?"
"I was in the middle of a fight."
'Figures...' "Was that today in the tekaichi budokai?"
"Yeah."
"Which fight?"
"In the first round."
"In the first round you were facing...." She blushed deeply. 'That's definately a step in the right direction.'
"You. Yeah I don't get it either."
"Actually i do understand now. And I've underestimated you alittle." She reached out with her left hand and wrapped her fingers around the back of his head, tilting it downward. "Look right here."
"Umm..Why?"
"Don't ask questions, just keep your eyes right there." with her right hand she began to massage his limp shaft lightly, gently fingering the head as she pulled her wrist back.
slowly, he began to get hard. 'Finally.'
"What are you doing with your hand there? is that part of it?"
"A samll part yes. I need you to be relaxed."
He started going limp.
"NOT THAT RELAXED!!"
She massaged his member until it was hard again. At this point Goku was twitching and moaning lightly. "Is it suposed to feel like this?"
"Does it feel bad?" she smirked becuase she knew the answer.
"no. .It feels good. It feels really good."
"This is only the begining. ."
She ran her hand up an down his shaft more forcefully, hearing him groan in response. Encouraged by her ability to cause him to react that way so easily, she bagan pumping his shaft more furiously.
It barely took a minute before she heard him groan louder and felt his entire shaft quiver forcefully.
She was painted with a look of pure satisfaction, showing that she was very pleased with herself, as his orgasm sunbsided. Goku however, was panicking.
"I'm. .I'm bleeding."
Chi chi tried her best not to laugh. "You're not bleeding you dolt. You had an orgasm, alright."
"I don't care what you call it, I'm bleeding."
"When you bleed it hurts doesnt it?"
He nodded.
"Did that hurt?"
A look of realization slowly formed on his face. "No. . . . . . .Can you do that again?"
"Of coarse. But it won't work as easily the second time."
"Wait. Is there some way to make you feel this way?"
She nodded.
"Show me then."
She released his now flacid and still twitching member and wiped the semen her hand had collected off on the sheets. "Give me your hand."
He did as she asked.
She grasped his middle and index fingers and pulled them out, while pushing the others down. "Hold your hand like this, got it?"
he nodded. 'Good thing I'm already wet from doing all that, we can skip him trying to find a way to turn me on.'
She spread her legs again and brought his hand down to her opening holding it positioned so his fingers were just touching the outside of her lips. "Before you can do this you have to check for one thing, after this point im not going to remind you about it, and in the future you have to check for this beofre you do what comes next."
he nodded slowly.
"touch right there and notice that its warm and slightly wet."
he ran the pad of his fingers up and down once and nodded.
"If it's ever not wet, then its very important that you not do the next part. Understand so far?"
He nodded slowly. "This is complicated."
"It gets worse. Here's step two." She held his wrist lightly and pulled his hand forward, penetrating his fingers to the knuckle thenslowly back out again. "Do that, but repeat it over and over. If it gets alittle tighter in there, then move faster. Understand?"
He began moving his fingers in and out in the slow rythm she showed him.
"Now there's one more thing. . ."
he stoped. "Damn. Why does this have to be so complex? All you did was move your hand."
"Girls are more complex, now pay attention." she gestured to her clitoris. "I have to show you how this works."
Goku reached out his other hand and she caught it. "The first rule of handling this part is BE GENTLE."
he nodded.
"I can't stress that enough. It's nescesary that you touch this part, but how is not particularly important, just be very careful."
He bagan to reach for it again.
She stoped him. "There's more."
he groaned. "All these rules, it's worse then the martial arts tournament."
"Quiet. Now you must touch it as i said, but you must not touch it too much or you risk it becoming numb."
"Is that bad?"
"It's very bad. Just be very gentle and very very patient, and you should be sucessful."
He nodded once and resumed the rythm she showed him, incorporating the use of his other hand to gently massage the clit at interval periods.
She bit her lip to stifle a moan.
He felt her walls close down around his fingers more tightly and remembering her advice, began to move more quickly.
her eyes closed forcefully as she blindly groped for something to hold on to. She wraped both arms around his shoulders, digging her nails into his skin as she began to thrust into his movements.
"Am i doing something wrong?"
"no... .your doing. . .good. . .keep going." she tried her best to speak between moans.
Goku noticed that she started moving into it more quickly as her breathign became more quick.
He felt her walls quiver as she simultaniously dug her nails into his shoulder to the point that he was sure she would draw blood and screamed. "GOKU!!!!!" At a volume that should have shattered something.
She fell forward into him and he noticed that his fingers were sudenly more wet then they were. he pulled them out and looke dthem over curiously.
As her streangth returned, she began to peel herself off of him.
He looked at her curiously. "That looked painful, are you alright?"
she nodded slowly. "More then alright"
"Did I do it right?"
she nodded.
he looked at hsi fingers again. "Is this similiar to the stuff that came out of me?"
"In how it felt yes, in the general term of it yes, in chemical composition and they way it got there no"
"So what exactly is it?"
"It's lubricant. It's a biological mechanism that makes the process easier."
"Process?"
"Oh, i should explain. We still havent done all that much."
"There's more?"
"Alot more."
"Does it all feel this good?"
"Yes. In fact some of it feels even better."
"Lead the way."