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Lean on me (Vegeta and Goku style)

By: silver wolf

A/N: Ok, so here is a funny little thing I came up with a while ago and have just now gotten around to writing.

Disclaimer: I do not own Goku or Vegeta, and no matter how much I wish or how much money I may some day make, I never, ever will.

I do not own the song this is partnered with (Lean On Me, By: Bill Withers)

Setup: A small white room with a microphone placed in the middle of it. Suddenly Vegeta appears, then so does Goku.

Vegeta: *Looks around slightly confused*

Goku: *Goes over to the microphone and begins to sing, as he does music starts to play* Sometimes in our lives

We all have pain

We all have sorrow.

But, if we are wise

We know that there's always tomorrow.

Vegeta: *Looks slightly more confused and maybe even a bit baffled*

Goku: Come on Veggie sing with me!

Vegeta: What are you talking about Kakarrot, what and why are you singing?!

Goku: *Seems not to hear the prince's questions and goes on*

Lean on me, when you're not strong

And I'll be your friend

I'll help you carry on,

For, it won't be long

'Til I'm gonna need

somebody to lean on.

Vegeta: Kakarrot, stop that incessant noise and tell me why I am here!

Goku: *Once again seems not to heat Vegeta*

Please, swallow your pride

If I have things

You need to borrow.

For, no one can fill

Those needs that you won't let show.

Vegeta: *Has now stopped talking and seems quiet mad*

Goku: *Still seems not to notice Vegeta is upset*

You just call on me brother when you need a hand.

We all need somebody to lean on.

I just might have a problem that you'll understand.

We all need somebody to lean on.

Vegeta: I AM NOT YOUR BROTHER, AND I DO NOT NEED ANYONE…

Goku: Lean on me Veggie!

Lean on me, when you't not strong

And I'll be your friend.

I'll help you carry on,

For it won't be long

'Til I'm gonna' need

Somebody to lean on.

Vegeta: I WILL NEVER!!!

Goku: *Still doesn't seem to notice Vegeta's yelling*

You just call on me brother if you need a hand.

We all need somebody to lean on.

I just might have a problem that you'll understand .

We all need somebody to lean on.

Vegeta: AND WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HAND!!!

Goku: *Keeps on singing*

If there is a load

You have to bear

That you can't carry

I'm right up the road

I'll share your load

If you just call me.

Call me (if you need a friend )

Call me

(REPEAT AND FADE )

Vegeta: *Is steaming*

Goku: You can lean on me when ever you want Veggie!

Vegeta: I WILL NEVER… *Frying pan appears and hits him on the head* *Staggers and falls now leaning on Goku*

Goku: Vegeta, Vegeta, are you okay?

Vegeta: *Groans and opens his eyes to see Goku standing over him*

Goku: Guess I hit you harder than I meant to. *Gives Vegeta a cheesy grin*

Vegeta: ~Then it was all a dream~

Goku: Come on Vegeta lean on me and I'll…

Vegeta: *Suddenly stands up and runs out of the gravity chamber*

Goku: …

THE END!!!

A/N: There ya go, hope ya enjoyed it and found it funny to boot.

silver wolf