Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Livin' With Piccolo and Cell ❯ Ya Get What Ya Deserve! ( Chapter 6 )

CAT: *sitting on the couch, reading a magazine*

Cell: OW! *has been frozen all night and is very stiff*

Piccolo: *cracking Cell's neck seeing how he can't move* Dude. You're so stupid! *gives one more CRACK*

Cell: GAAAHHH!! Why don't you just break it while your at it!! *rubs his neck*

Piccolo: I'd be more than happy to! *grabs Cell*

Cell: O.O I DIDN'T MEAN IT YOU MORON! *flings Piccolo over the couch and slams him onto the floor*

Piccolo: AHH!! Jeez I think you broke me back! *growls*

Cell: You were about to break my neck!! *growls back*

CAT: *turns a page* I'm gunna break both of your noses if you don't keep it down!

Cell: *sits back and smirks* Like you could girl.

Piccolo: *pops his back then flops down next to him* Yeah I'd have you in a head lock in less than a second before you could even get up.

CAT: *doesn't bother to look up from her reading* I may not have the strength like you two, but I have something more that even Shenron can't grant you. *turns a page*

Cell: What wish can't be granted by the great Shenron?

Piccolo: What? A brain?

CAT: No no, you already have one of those. Its not as big as a regular brain, but its there.

Cell: Then what do you have that we don't?

CAT: *turns another page* Intelligence. You two lack that.

Piccolo: I'm smart!

Cell: So am I!

CAT: *looks over her magazine and snorts* Yeah about as smart as a potatoe *continues to read*

Piccolo: *doesn't get it*

Cell: *doesn't get it either*

CAT: Mmmmm hmmmm *gets up and walks over to the dumbfounded boys* Its alright, when you figure out, don't get mad. Take it as a compliment *pats their shoulders and walks up to her room*

P&C: *five minutes later* HEY!

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Piccolo: *flexing his muscules along with Cell*

Cell: *grunts and pulls himself into a handstand*

Piccolo: *lashes out a few punches*

Cell: *walking around on his hands*

CAT: *walks down and sees Cell walking around* Wow.......didn't know bug boy was tryin' out for the circus, I mean you don't have to do that. They'll except ya right away for the freak show!

Cell: *glares up at CAT* Shuddup!!

CAT: *puts hands on hips* Care to make me? *presses a foot against his back and gives a little push*

Cell: WHOA! *falls back* OOF! >_<

Piccolo: *snickers*

CAT: *walks by, stepping on Cell's hand*

Cell: GAHH!! *waves hand around and blows on it*

Piccolo: OooOOooo......cold man

CAT: *smirks* He'll get over it

Cell: *sits up on his knees* bitch.....

CAT: WHAT did you just say?!!

Cell: I....uh said I had an itch? *laughs nervously*

CAT: Liar! *tackles Cell*

Cell: *sarcasticly* Oh no.....I'm being attacked.....help help.....*snickers*

Piccolo: *watches in amusment*

CAT: *growls* I'll show you.... *pulls Cell's arm back at a disturbing angle*

Cell: O.O AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! *jumps up and runs around* MY ARM!!!

CAT: *sits back and smirks*

Piccolo: XD! AHAHAHAHA!!!!

Cell: *is hysterical* THE PAIN! Ohhhh....dizzy......*slows down and wobbles around the room* Ugh....where

am I.....?

CAT: In my house ya loser!

Cell: *sees CAT* O.O OH MY GOD!!! *turns and slams into a wall*.....ow.....*falls to the floor* X_X

Piccolo: *cringes*

CAT: U¬.¬.......dumbass

Piccolo: *walks over and nudgs Cell with his foot* Hey, dude? *looks at CAT* Hes out cold

CAT: And that's suppose to concern me in what way?

Piccolo: *shrugges* What do we with him?

CAT: We have to get rid of the evidence ya idot! You don't just leave a dead body lyin' around in the middle

of the room!

Piccolo: *blinks* But Cells not dead......

CAT: *thinks* well....yeah....but we can pretend can't we? *grins*

Piccolo: *grins* ok!

CAT: *gets up* good then I want you to stuff him in the shed in the back!

Piccolo: *scowls* hey! Why am I doin' the work?! You caused all of this!

CAT: *rubs temples and sighs* You REALLY think I would be able to drag Cell out of the house, to the backyard and jam him into the shed?

Piccolo: Uhhhhh.....no?

CAT: Riiiiiiiight......and if you do this for me, I promise I'll give you a kiss! ^_^

Piccolo: *brightens* Alright!!!

CAT: *watches him run out of the room, dragging Cell with ease* hehehe.....*pulls out a chocolate wrapped in foil* Stupid.....didn't know I was talkin' about a chocolate kiss!! *laughs and walks into the kitchen*

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I know its a pointless chapter, but I just wanted to put it up ^^