Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Love Triangle ❯ A Baby? ( Chapter 1 )

CHAPTER ONE: S-s-snazzy New Glasses

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the DBZ characters or the show. If I did, there would be a real series about Oolong and Pu'ar's past "relationship."

Pu'ar:

"Mom, I gotta go ta s-s-s-school. Come on, remember, it's my first day. *My first day of shape-shifting school, finally!*

Mother:

"Okay, okay, well here's some money for lunch." -hands Pu'ar five dollars- "Oh, and I almost forgot, I got you a good luck present. Here you go." -gives him a rectangular wrapped box-

Pu'ar:

"Thanks, can I open it now?"

Mother:

"Sure, go ahead."

Pu'ar:

"Okay, I wonder what it is." -unwraps the gift and opens the box- "Yes! How did you know this is just what I wanted? Thank you, thank you, thank you!" -runs to the mirror to see how his new present looks on him-

Mom:

"Well I knew you needed a new pair, and your Geeks R' Us magazine was open to a page featuring these."

Pu'ar:

"Phenomenal! These are s-s-superb." -carefully places his new present over his eyes, and looks at his reflection- "These are the best glasses in the world. They're s-supposed to make you look really hip and happenin', and they fit me perfectly, too." *The black rims are even thicker than before, and they're so big that it looks like I'm drowning in them…..Yes! I look sooo cool!* "Thanks a lot, Mom. I was really nervous for this first day, but now I feel s-so much better with these s-s-s-sn-sna-sna-snazzy -takes a big breath- new glasses. This is going to be a s-s-superlative day!" -And with that, he closes the door behind him and heads off to school-

As Pu'ar frolics down the sidewalk, he swings his back-pack and hums "I Feel Pretty" (from "West Side Story") happily. Suddenly, Pu'ar finds himself falling to the ground and feels his precious new glasses almost fall off. He turns around to see who almost destroyed his pride and joy. What he sees is something he's never seen before, a pig, dressed in huge baggy pants showing his Ms. Piggy boxers, an oversized basketball jersey, and a silver medallion that hangs down to the pig's knees that read "Bling Bling."

Pu'ar:

"Whew! That was close."

Ghetto Pig:

"Yo, yo, yo, say what? You talkin' to me mofo?"

Pu'ar:

"Um…I…umm…yes….I mean no….I mean….maybe?"

Ghetto Pig:

"Yo, yo, yo, moron-o, look what you did! You put a grass stain on my new pants-izzles!"

Pu'ar:

"Huh? I'm just flabbergasted by your loutishness."

Ghetto Pig:

"Yo, yo, yo, what the hell did you just say? You betta watch your mouth boy. I'm the shizzle fo rizzle. Do you know who I am?"

Pu'ar:

-He pushes up his glasses (a nervous habit he has), and remembering his snazzy new ones, he finds the courage to speak- "Um, no."

Ghetto Pig:

"Yo, yo, yo, this is Oolong is the hiz-ouse! Who do you think you are to talk to me, loser-izzle? Well what do you have to say for yourself?"

Pu'ar:

"S-s-sorry, I think, but I…"

Oolong:

"Yo, yo, yo, that's what I thought. You better be sorry, four-eyes. If I didn't have to be somewhere right now, you'd be….I'd…..well, I'd do something bad to you." -stomps off in a hurry-

Pu'ar:

Alone he mutters to Oolong, who was turning the corner, "Fatty, fatty, fatty!" -scurries to school with a tears coming from his eyes- *I hope the rest of my day turns out better. That pig was a meanie, and he was obviously a loser because he didn't like my glasses. Everyone else at school will think they're super-cool; I'm sure of it.* -sniffles, and wipes his eyes as he continues running to school-

Oolong:

-hearing a faint sound from Pu-Her, who was a whole block away, with his great-hearing pig ears, he turns around and runs back to Pu'ar- "Yo, yo, yo, what was that you said? Huh, cry-baby?"

Pu'ar:

"Nothing!" -begins to cry even more as he sprints to school once again-

Oolong:

"Yo, yo, yo, ah ha ha ha ha ha! Loser!" -also `runs' off to that important place he had to be-

Pu'ar:

"Fatty," he whispers even softer than before and runs faster.

Hope you liked it. Could you tell me if Pu'ar is a boy or girl? And tell me if this really sucked and shouldn't keep going, or if I should write another chapter. Thanks!