Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Luck of the Draw ❯ Not A Girl And Not Gay ( Chapter 2 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

After flying for a few minutes Cell started laughing.

"What's your problem?" Frieza asked.

"Oh nothing." Cell answered as he took the camera back out of his tail.

Cell took a few more pictures of Frieza.

"What the hell are you doing now?!"

"Nothing."

"Then why are you taking pictures of me?!"

Cell started to laugh harder. "It's just you look so pretty!"

"Huh? What's that suppose to mean?"

"I think that the green and blue make up make you look younger!"

Frieza froze. "Shit! I forgot to take the make up off when I took off the dress!"

Cell snapped a few more pictures before finally putting his camera away.

Frieza grabbed Cell's wrist and pulled him towards the city below them.

"What the hell are you doing, Freiza?!"

"I'm not going dragonball hunting until I get this shit off my face!"

"But it makes you look so pretty. You know, I think your dad would be jealous!" Cell teased.

"Shut the fuck up!"

"Somebody's PMSing!"


The tyrants landed in the city and searched for a place for Frieza to wash the make up off his face.

"Let's try here." Cell pointed to a fast food restaurant.


Frieza enetered the fast food restaurant and headed strait for the mens room.

Just as he was about to enter the bathroom one of the employees stopped him. "Excuse me, miss! The woman's bathroom is over
there!"

"Why in the hell would I want the womans bathroom?!" Frieza demanded.

"Oh, you're like a dude! Sorry about that man!"

Frieza ignored the employee's apology and went in the bathroom.


Frieza found a sink and started to wash his face when a man came in holding a beer bottle.

"Hiya missy." the drunken man managed to slurr out.

Frieza continued to wash his face.

"So yas wanna make some moneys?" the man grabbed Frieza's arm and started to rub it.

Frieza turned around and grabbed the man's arm and threw him into one of the stalls.

"I'll bes waitin' fors ya in here!" the man called out from inside the stall.


Frieza finished up in the bathroom and went outside where Cell was waiting for him.

"Took you long enough!" complained Cell.

"Why are you complaining? You're not the one who gets mistaken for a fucking girl!"

"Well it's not your fault, if your father wouldn't have been on drugs when--"

Cell's statement was interrupted by the sound of the dragonball radar.

"It looks pretty close to here! Let's go!"


They followed the dragon radar until they reached the city that the dragonball was in.

"Look at all the people here! How are we ever gonna find the dragonball?" Frieza asked.

"I don't know. We could ask somebody."

"You're such an idiot! What do you think we're just gonna ask somebody where the dragonball is and they'll give it to us?!"

"You never know!"

Frieza grabbed the next person he saw. "Do you know where we can find a fucking dragonball?!"

"Yep, sure do!" the woman cheerfully responded as she rummaged around in her purse and pulled out the three star dragonball.

"Told ya!" Cell said as he stuck his tongue out at Frieza.

"Can we have it?" Frieza questioned the woman.

"Sure! You guys are cool!" the woman handed over the dragonball.

"Wow that was easy!"

"Told ya Frieza!"

"Shut up and let's try to find the next dragonball!"


It didn't take Cell and Frieza long to find the rough area of where the second dragonball was and get there.

"Do you see it, Cell?"

"No. What about you?"

"Just our luck! One of the dragonballs has to be in a desert!"

"Well you bitching about it isn't going to change it!"

They saw a shimmer from the other side of the desert.

"Do think it was the dragonball?" wondered Cell.

"I don't know."

"Let's go check it out!"


The approached the spot where they saw the shimmer and couldn't find anything there either, until they saw something moving out of the corner of their eyes.

They turned around and saw the dragonball sitting on top of a crab.

"Look, the six star dragonball!" Frieza exclaimed.

"I'll get it!" Cell volunteered.

"Be my guest."

Cell approached the crab and grabbed the dragonball from on top of it.

"Catch!" Cell yelled at he toosed the dragonball to Frieza.

Cell then used his tail to absorb the crab.

"Hungry?" asked Frieza.

"Putting on make up takes alot of energy."

"Yeah, well try wearing it!"

"Can you see another dragonball on the radar?"

Frieza grabbed the radar. "I see one, but it's pretty far."

"Well haul your ass!"


"Do you think your plan will really work, Frieza?"

"Why wouldn't it?"

"What if we can't find all the dragonballs in time?"

"Oh we will."


Cell and Frieza made their way to the city where the third dragonball was.

"Damn this is a big city. How are we gonna find the dragonball in a place like this?"

"Hey, I figured out how to make the dragon radar zoom in!" Frieza exclaimed excitedly.

"That helps."

"According to the radar it's in there." Frieza pointed towards a building.

"A karaoke bar?"

"I guess."

"Well let's go get it!"


"Welcome to The Karaoke Bar!" a waitress greeted Cell and Frieza. "Great costumes!"

"Costumes?" Cell and Frieza said in unison before noticing that the bar was filled with men in costumes.

"Hey cutie, buy ya a drink?" a man wearing a chicken costume asked Cell.

Frieza started laughing.

"Uh...here buy him a drink!" Cell pointed to Frieza.

The man turned his attention to Frieza. "You're cute too! How about I buy you a drink?"

Frieza slightly blushed. "Uh...I can't I have to help Cell with--"

Cell interrupted Frieza. "It's okay, Frieza. I don't need your help. I'll find the dragonball and come and find you...if you're still here!"

"What the hell is that supppose to mean?!"

The chicken man answered for Cell. "It means you might be coming home with me!"

Frieza went to turn to Cell, but noticed that he had disappeared. "He is soooooooooooooooooooo going to pay for this!"


"Where could that dragonball be?" Cell asked himself outloud.

"You lookin' for something?" another man wearing a rabbit costume asked.

"Uh yeah, I'm looking for a --"

Cell cut himself off when he looked over at a table and all the guys waved at him. "What the hell kind of place is this?!"

"It's a men only bar, if you know what I mean." the man winked at Cell.

Cell was about to back away from the man when he noticed the dragonball sitting on the stage.


Cell ran over to the stage and was about to grab the dragonball when some man stopped him.

"What do you think you're doing?! That's the prize for the karaoke competition!"

"Kakaoke competition?"

"Yep, it starts in ten minutes! You should enter!"

Cell walked away from the man. "Dammit where the hell is Frieza?!"


To Be Continued...

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