Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Lucky Charms ❯ Lucky ( Chapter 4 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball Z, or Powerpuff Girls, or Lucky Charms (the cereal and the character Lucky). But I do own this fic!

A/N: I hope you like this chapter. If Cell is a little OOC, its because I've never seen the Cell saga. But, it is a humor fic, so that can be expected.

Chapter 4 - Lucky

When Cell appeared on Earth, he found himself right outside the Kame House. It was then that he sensed a familiar energy. One that could be none other than Gohan's. Cell laughed.

"Now I will destroy that boy! And his friends! And his planet!"

"Aye, laddie, you won't be destroyin' nothin'!" a small voice piped up. Cell looked down to see a tiny man no bigger than his index finger with a shamrock hat and dressed completely in green.

Cell frowned. "Who the hell are you?"

"I was sent to keep me eye on you!" the creature said in a thick Irish accent. "Ya don't think anyone in HFIL would even think of leavin' you alone on Earth unattended?!"

Cell growled. "Great. A dwarf babysitter."

"I'm no dwarf, ya great buffoon! I'm a leprechaun!"

Cell snarled. He had planned to have fun, even if it came at the cost of being disqualified from the HFIL tournaments.

"I don't suppose you're going to follow me around the entire 24 hours I'm stuck here?"

The leprechaun grinned. "You can call me Lucky."

Cell smirked and picked the elven creature up. "Heh, I got Lucky!"

Lucky struggled to free himself. "Set me down, ya great hentai!"

Cell set Lucky back on the ground. He glanced over at the Kame House. "Who says I can't just destroy you with the Earth's inhabitants?"

Lucky grinned and unsheathed a glitter covered shamrock wand. He took careful aim at Cell and yelled "Clover!" Cell was immediately struck by lightning emitted from the wand. And as much as Cell hated to admit it to himself, it hurt. He lay sprawled out on the ground in complete shock.

Suddenly, Gohan, Yamcha, Krillin, and the Turtle Hermit emerged from the Kame House, hearing the blast. Everyone gasped at the sight of the fallen Cell and the grinning leprechaun before them. Gohan took a fighting stance.

"Its Cell! He's back!"

Lucky smiled good-naturedly. "No worries laddies, my wand makes'm as harmless as a newborn kitten!"

Everyone continued to stare at the motionless Cell. Finally, with much effort, Cell lifted his head. "I resent that" he groaned shortly before passing out.

At the mall, Trent took a step back to admire his work. Piccolo's claws were decked out in black and crimson polish. To complete the look, he added a pair of black fingerless gloves. Trent nodded in approval.

"Cookie! Take a look at this!" he announced, motioning to Piccolo.

Cookie, formally known to Goku and Piccolo as the green-haired girl, grinned. "Wait until you see what I did to mine!" Piccolo sweat dropped. What had she done to the naïve Saiyan?

In a nearby dressing room, the lock unbolted and the door slowly opened. Out from the shadows stepped a leather and black mesh clad Goku. His eyes were rimmed with thick black eyeliner. He was adorned with countless chains around his wrists and wore a spiked collar on his neck. His short fingernails had been painted black.

Cookie sighed. "Such an improvement! But he wouldn't let me near him to pierce his eyebrow."

Goku motioned to his left bicep. "Hey Piccolo! Check this out! It's Shenlong!" And there, tattooed onto Goku's pale flesh was a green dragon with brilliant red eyes. "Neat, huh?"

Piccolo looked as though he might have a heart attack. "Goku! You got a tattoo?!"

Goku's eyes widened. "No way! I hate needles! This is just a fake one! You think it'll make Chi-Chi mad?"

Cookie grabbed a black bandanna and tied it around Goku's head. Piccolo took in the image of Goku's tight black muscle shirt, leather pants, clunky boots, and the assorted jewelry and makeup he wore again.

"Goku", Piccolo narrowed his eyes. "I think that's the least of your problems right now. We still need to get the medicine."

"Oh no! I forgot! I hope she's alright! Come on, Piccolo! Lets go!"

Cookie and Trent handed the two warriors shopping bags. Goku looked into his bag. Along with his training gi and boots he found what looked like…panties?

"Hey! What's this?" he asked, holding up underwear with various pictures of a little girl with yellow ponytails, a blue dress, and big blue eyes.

Trent looked up. "Powerpuff Girls underwear! Free with every purchase!"

Piccolo scowled. "But we didn't purchase anything."

Cookie shrugged. "Oh well. Enjoy!"

Goku waved goodbye and Piccolo grabbed his arm and dragged him from the store. "I hope you are happy now" grumbled Piccolo.

Goku chuckled. "Who? Me or Nail?"

Piccolo didn't answer. It was all he could do to keep from using a Special Beam Cannon to destroy the mall. And he still didn't know what he was going to do with Powerpuff Girls underwear.