Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Nameks are NOT... ❯ Nameks are NOT... ( Prologue )
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By: Princess_of_the_Sayains 
Just read it
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 12.27.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 557 | Visits: 612 | Status: Completed
Just read it
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 12.27.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 557 | Visits: 612 | Status: Completed
~This is for fun I DO NOT think of the DBZ gang this way it is just to make you laugh so R/R~
Nameks are NOT...
*Goku walked over to CC for the annual BBQ.*
Goku: Hi everyone.
Krillin: Hey Goku. You hungry?
Goku: No thanks I am not very hungry.
*loud gasps are heard eveywhere*
Bulma walks over: Mom we can't make hamburgars Vegeta ate all the meat.
Vegeta: No I didn't I have been in my room all day.
Bulma: Then who did?
Choazu with a very full mouth: I dome know, who coowd it haf ben?
Krillin: I have something to tell everyone.
Eighteen: What is it honey bunch?
Krillin: I am going to give up fighting and become a monk again.
Ms. Briefs: Good for you, you bald headed little freak...what was your name...Krollin? Kremlin? Kreon?
*Master Roshi looking at a dirty magazine of fat women*
Launch bats her eyelashes at him: Hiya stud muffin how bout we go in the back and get a little crazy?
Master Roshi: Sorry toots I only take 600+ pound girls.
Launch: Hold on. I'll go eat all the food here then we can go for it.
*Bulma goes inside and Vegeta follows shortly afterward*
*Trunks comes out of the house crying*
Ms. Briefs: Oh what is it Trunks?
Trunks: Waaaa Bra just broke my dolly!!!! (dodges knives from angry Trunks fans)
Bra: Well he melted my GI Joe Doll!!!
*Bulma and Vegeta come out of the house flushed and breathing heavily*
Goku looks at Vegeta: What happened to you?
Vegeta: The most dangerous creature on Earth...my wife.
Goku smirks: To bad your not as strong as me heh I can control my wife.
Vegeta runs away angry with tear on the edge of his eyes yelling: I will be the strongest it is my destiny waaaaaa!!!! (ducks the flying rotten fruit and knives and bullets)
Chi-Chi: Oh yeah you can control me mister?! I'll show you! *Hits him with a frying pan and makes him go in the house and study with Gohan*
*Bulma buys Trunks a new Barbie doll and Bra a new GI Joe.*
Bulma: Now go in the house and break something so I have to pay for it.
*Bulma goes in the house to check on Vegeta then comes back*
Bulma: Chi-Chi, Vegeta will only come back if Goku apologizes and if he gives him a donut.
Vegeta from far away: Glazed! A glazed donut!
Chi-Chi: Goku is studying right now.
Piccolo: Hey Chi-Chi you want to spar with me?
Chi-Chi: Sure.
*Chi-Chi and Piccolo go spar*
Bulma: Fine! *goes to Goku* Goku, Vegeta won't come out unless you apologize and give him a donut!
Vegeta from far away: Glazed!! A GLAZED donut!!
*Vegeta comes out with red puffy eyes*
Vegeta: Well?!
Goku: Ok I'm sorry you are the strongest in the universe.
Vegeta: Thank you. Now where is my donut.
*Goku hands Vegeta a donut*
Vegeta: You moron!! This is frosted!!!! *Blows Goku into the next dememnsion*
Bulma: Yay!! That idiot is gone!! *pauses* Are you going to eat that donut?
*Chi-Chi and Piccolo come back flushed but not beat up*
Chi-Chi: I have an announcment!
*Everyone looks her way*
Chi-Chi: Nameks are NOT, I repeat NOT, asexual!
The End
~So review and tell me what you think~
Nameks are NOT...
*Goku walked over to CC for the annual BBQ.*
Goku: Hi everyone.
Krillin: Hey Goku. You hungry?
Goku: No thanks I am not very hungry.
*loud gasps are heard eveywhere*
Bulma walks over: Mom we can't make hamburgars Vegeta ate all the meat.
Vegeta: No I didn't I have been in my room all day.
Bulma: Then who did?
Choazu with a very full mouth: I dome know, who coowd it haf ben?
Krillin: I have something to tell everyone.
Eighteen: What is it honey bunch?
Krillin: I am going to give up fighting and become a monk again.
Ms. Briefs: Good for you, you bald headed little freak...what was your name...Krollin? Kremlin? Kreon?
*Master Roshi looking at a dirty magazine of fat women*
Launch bats her eyelashes at him: Hiya stud muffin how bout we go in the back and get a little crazy?
Master Roshi: Sorry toots I only take 600+ pound girls.
Launch: Hold on. I'll go eat all the food here then we can go for it.
*Bulma goes inside and Vegeta follows shortly afterward*
*Trunks comes out of the house crying*
Ms. Briefs: Oh what is it Trunks?
Trunks: Waaaa Bra just broke my dolly!!!! (dodges knives from angry Trunks fans)
Bra: Well he melted my GI Joe Doll!!!
*Bulma and Vegeta come out of the house flushed and breathing heavily*
Goku looks at Vegeta: What happened to you?
Vegeta: The most dangerous creature on Earth...my wife.
Goku smirks: To bad your not as strong as me heh I can control my wife.
Vegeta runs away angry with tear on the edge of his eyes yelling: I will be the strongest it is my destiny waaaaaa!!!! (ducks the flying rotten fruit and knives and bullets)
Chi-Chi: Oh yeah you can control me mister?! I'll show you! *Hits him with a frying pan and makes him go in the house and study with Gohan*
*Bulma buys Trunks a new Barbie doll and Bra a new GI Joe.*
Bulma: Now go in the house and break something so I have to pay for it.
*Bulma goes in the house to check on Vegeta then comes back*
Bulma: Chi-Chi, Vegeta will only come back if Goku apologizes and if he gives him a donut.
Vegeta from far away: Glazed! A glazed donut!
Chi-Chi: Goku is studying right now.
Piccolo: Hey Chi-Chi you want to spar with me?
Chi-Chi: Sure.
*Chi-Chi and Piccolo go spar*
Bulma: Fine! *goes to Goku* Goku, Vegeta won't come out unless you apologize and give him a donut!
Vegeta from far away: Glazed!! A GLAZED donut!!
*Vegeta comes out with red puffy eyes*
Vegeta: Well?!
Goku: Ok I'm sorry you are the strongest in the universe.
Vegeta: Thank you. Now where is my donut.
*Goku hands Vegeta a donut*
Vegeta: You moron!! This is frosted!!!! *Blows Goku into the next dememnsion*
Bulma: Yay!! That idiot is gone!! *pauses* Are you going to eat that donut?
*Chi-Chi and Piccolo come back flushed but not beat up*
Chi-Chi: I have an announcment!
*Everyone looks her way*
Chi-Chi: Nameks are NOT, I repeat NOT, asexual!
The End
~So review and tell me what you think~