Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Neighborhood Romances ❯ Project From HFIL ( Chapter 3 )

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Hey guys! Sorry it took so long, been busy. This chapter, Mr. Malstone, their science teacher, is giving out a project. What is the project on? Will EVERYONE be satisfied with their partners? I don't think so! As always, enjoy!

The Project From HFIL

"Good morning class," Mr Malstone, their 3A science teacher, said on the beautiful Wednesday afternoon. "Hello Mr. Malstone," the class, except for the obvious, responded. "I have a surprise for you all!" "What? We never have to come back to school?" Vegeta snorted. Some students laughed at his comment.

"Funny Vegeta, but I'm afraid you're wrong. We're actually going to have a project." "Awe man!" half the class moaned. "Already?!" Goku whined. "What? I think it's a great way to start off the year, don't you?" "What is it project on?" Mikoto asked. "Human sexuality," Mr. Malstone said, very nonchalant.

"NANI!?!?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?" Jade yelled from the back of the room. Jade yelled from the back of the room. "Yes, I think you all are mature enough to do a topic such as this." "Umm…what do you mean by human sexuality?" Goku asked. "You know, what attracts males to females and vise versa."

"I'm not even human! Why the hell should I have to do this stupid project?!" Vegeta complained. "Because you're in this class and on planet Earth. And please watch your mouth," he pulled out a sheet of paper. "You're nothing but trouble," Bulma sneered. "And you're nothing but something there to kiss my ass," he sneered back.

"You make me sick and if you think I'm going to forgive you for coming very close to running over me with that damn bike in an attempt to scare me, you are sadly mistaken," she glared. "Attempt to scare you?! Please, I missed," he hmpfed. "Now, I have made pairs. All males will have a female partner and the remaining females will be added to groups."

"I hop I'm not paired with any of you idiots," Vegeta muttered. "No one wants to be your partner anyway," Bulma stuck her tongue out at him. "Here we go. April and Bret. Manga and Coby. Messa, Matt and Dominic," he could see the people looking around at each other and celebrating silently as he went down the list.

"Chi Chi and 17. Marina and Spade. Spitshine and Blink," "Oooh, he's cute!" Spit whispered to April. "Whatever Spit," April said. Mr. Malstone got to the end of the list. "And last but not least, Vegeta and Bulma-" "WHAT?!?!?" Bulma and Vegeta yelled in unison and jumped out their chairs to their feet. "What? You two don't want to work together?"

"NO!!" they yelled again. "Oh, sorry but it's already saved in my computer. I'm afraid you're out of luck," Mr. Malstone apologized. "Well change it! I'm not working with that slut!" Vegeta, again, yelled. "Well I'm don't wanna work with you either, monkey!" "You aren't worthy of working with me, bitch!" "You little dic-"

"Hey hey! Not sit down and calm down! Now please, and watch your language for Kami's sake!" he ordered. Vegeta and Bulma slumped down, back facing each other and crossed their arms. "This isn't gonna be pretty," Krillin shook his head. "Yep. They're like to negative magnets," April said. "Oh, come on you two! You might actually enjoy working with each other." "Hmpf, if we do it over the net!" Vegeta's frowned deepened. "Trust me you two. By the end of the day, I'm sure you will have worked out your differences."

~~After School~~

"I hate you" Vegeta stated bluntly. "I hate you more," Bulma said back. They were all sitting outside of the school on the steps. "Oh come on guys, it's not that bad. We all didn't get to pick who we wanted to pair up with," Goku said. "Easy for you to say, you didn't get paired up with a bastard!" Bulma muttered.

"Or a damn hoe," Vegeta countered. "Hey, don't talk about Bulma like that!" Yamcha, trying to look good, jumped in. "Oh shut up you damn human!" Vegeta yelled (he's been doing a lot of that today). "Wait, hold on now! Let's not have THREE people fighting!" Krillin stepped in. "I tell you one thing. I'm not doing the damn project, fuck it," Vegeta decided.

"Oh yes you are! I've never made anything below a 95 in my life! I'm not going to let YOU ruin that!" Bulma said. "I don't give a damn WHAT you've made! What kind of fucking topic is sex anyway?! Is that all you humans think about?!" Vegeta was highly disgusted, considering saiyans weren't nearly as into casual sex and related things like that than humans.

Sex meant more than a one night stand to saiyans. "No, that's not ALL we think about Vegeta!…I don't think," Chi Chi said, unsure. "You know…I have yet to think of why I am still sitting here with you all," Vegeta's eye twitched, annoyed. "Let's go home," 18 said, getting up and putting her back pack on.

"Yeah, I'm tired," Goku yawned and stretched. They had been sitting there for nearly 2 hours after school was out. "So what do we do tomorrow after school Vegeta?" Goku asked, putting his arm around Vegeta's shoulders (friendly guy thing, get all those dirty thoughts out your mind!). Vegeta shoved Goku's arm away from him. "I think the question is what are YOU all are going to do. I'm going home and staying in my room."

"So we'll be seeing ya right?" "No Kakkarot, you won't."

"How was school Vegeta?" his mother asked once again. "Are you ever going to stop asking me that, woman?" he sighed frustratedly, slamming the door. "No. How was your day?" "Well, if you MUST know, woman, I have some stupid ass project and I'm paired up with that crazy blue haired bitch!" he was mainly talking to himself.

"Vegeta, watch your mouth. Besides, she seems nice to me," Jene shrugged. "You don't spend half door day sitting next to her!" he said, stomping up the steps. "Whatever you say dear. You want dinner??" "No!" she heard him as he went up the rest of the stairs and slammed his door. Jene fell back onto the couch. "What have I done to deserve this?"

Hey! Sorry it was short! I'll make it longer next time folks! See ya'll next time! Peace out!

Veggie-Trunks