Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Nemesis ❯ Cuteness in the Family ( Chapter 1 )

Howdy yall! I'm back and only after a few short days. Well let's cut to the chase with my little disclaimer: I have no money so don't waste your time trying to sue me since I don't own DBZ or any of its affiliates anyway. But thanks to Akira Toriyama for creating my favorite anime ever and not to mention that cute lil Vegeta. On with the story. Oh yeah, I just realized I was switching back and forth between Goku and Kakarott. Sorry about that, I'll stick with just one for the time being.

 

Where we left off: Bulma, 18, and Chi Chi were training together before they were so rudely interrupted by Yamcha and his goons. Radditz showed up announcing Prince Vegeta's presence at the barracks. They take off to see who he will challenge to spar.

 

<Vegeta's Thoughts>

*Bulma's Thoughts*

 

“I'm serious Blue. You know just how Prince Vegeta is when people disrespect him.” Radditz yelled over the wind current keeping pace with Bulma as they flew back to the barracks.

 

“You and I both know I don't give a damn about how Prince Vegeta is. Plus I not people, I'm Bulma Briefs daughter of Theo Briefs head of the scientific division and Bunny Briefs first class negotiations expert.” Bulma proudly said quickening her pace.

 

“And he's Prince Vegeta, son of the King and Queen of Vegeta-sai! Not some 3rd class baka who's afraid of some little big mouthed girl who couldn't harm a fly.” Radditz said smirking.

 

“Ooohhh!” Bulma screamed in indignation. “You're insufferable you know that. I'll beat you to a pulp one of these days.”

 

“I'll keep you on that.” Radditz answered slowing down as they reached the field where all the trainees stood in front of a very irate prince.

 

“I'm glad you could finally grace us with your presence.” Vegeta said sarcastically as the 4 tardy Saiyans descended in front of him.

 

“You're lucky we came. Umph...” Bulma mumbled getting elbowed in the stomach by Radditz.

 

“We meant no disrespect your highness.” Radditz said bowing low, missing the deadly glare he was receiving from Bulma.

 

“Yes well let's see that it doesn't happen again.” Vegeta answered snidely directing his attention to the 3 girls. “You 3 jump in line with the rest, though I doubt I'd pick you being girls and all.”

 

“What a jerk!?!” Bulma mumbled just loud enough so that the snickering males and Vegeta could hear as she walked towards the end of the line.

 

“Blue! Keep quiet you don't want him to pick you!” Chi Chi whispered trying to keep her friend out of trouble.

 

“You heard him Chi, he wouldn't bother picking us since we're just girls.” Bulma answered taking her position in between 18, who stood next to a short bald Saiyan, and Chi Chi who ended the long line.

 

<Who does she think she is? I'm Prince Vegeta the most powerful warrior in the entire galaxy and she has the nerve to talk to me like that. Either she's really brave or really stupid. She's cute though. Wait WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM!! Whatever. I'll show her no one disrespects me and gets away with it.>

 

“You there boy. No not you baka, you the one with the short hair, yes you come let's see how you hold up against the Prince of all Saiyans.” Vegeta smirked motioning for the trembling Saiyan to step forward. He didn't quite know why he had picked this one, maybe it was because he was trembling way too much. <Alright time to knock some courage into this guy.>

 

*Geez, what a pompous cute asshole. Cute! You did not just say that Bulma girl. I must be going crazy. Well you are talking to yourself. Oh great, my own mind is mocking me. But he is kinda cute but an asshole none the less. Who needs him, definitely not me.*

 

Bulma glanced over at 18 who was laughing at what the bald Saiyan was saying. *That's weird, she's usually all in to the spars.* Glancing over at Chi Chi she noticed her friend practically drooling and staring hard at something. Following her eye sight she realized her friend was drooling over a totally hot male Saiyan standing a short distance away from the fight next to Radditz. *That must be Kakarott. Damn cuteness just runs in that family.*

 

Bulma's thoughts were interrupted when she heard a sickening crack of bones. Looking up she watched as Vegeta stepped away from the trainee who was now lying unconsciously on the grand.

 

“My that was short. What a waste. Is there anyone here who can match up to me?” Vegeta scoffed directing his question more to himself than to the trainees. Before Bulma could reply to that a soldier dumbly replied much to the annoyance of Bulma and surprise of Vegeta.

 

“Well your highness. I believe that our strongest soldier and leader among the rest of us can match your powers.” The soldier said. Bulma couldn't believe what she was hearing and she looked over at her friends to gauge their reactions, but neither had heard since 18 was still talking to the little bald guy and Chi Chi was drooling over Kakarott. *Oh good kami. What is going on with you guys today?*

 

“And who is this person who you all foolishly believe is stronger than me?” Vegeta chuckled quite humored by their joke.

 

“Why, our great leader Yamcha.” The trainee announced pointing to a now bewildered looking trainee who was trying to shrink away into the crowd.

 

“Yamcha, you have got to be kidding me. He couldn't hit a bird if it was sitting on his shoulder.” Bulma said snorting at the hilarity of the statement. At the mention of Yamcha's name 18 and Chi Chi immediately awoke from their stupors.

 

“Oh good Kami, you're not actually thinking of fighting that windbag?” Chi Chi snickered along with 18 and Bulma leaving a very confused bald guy.

 

“And who would you think is better?” Vegeta began to ask finding this whole thing quite funny.

 

“Bulma.” Chi Chi stated simply while 18 nodded in approval and Bulma glared at her two soon to be ex friends.

 

“Hey what about me? Do you honestly think some girl can spar let alone spar with the big boys? Bulma can't even get within an inch of touching me.” Yamcha said proudly puffing out his chest to the amusement of everyone but his followers who where cheering him on loudly.

 

“How dare you?!” Bulma screeched causing all the men to cover their ears and grown in pain. She was being restrained by 18 and Chi Chi. “I could beat you with my eyes closed.”

 

“Will you shut up!?!” Vegeta bellowed causing a hush to fall over the crowd. Bulma was seething but remained quiet.

 

<I can't believe these bakas believe this fool is better than me. Hah!> “Fine I will face the baka leader of the bakas.” Vegeta growled loosing his amusement with the situation.

 

“Hah good one Vegeta!” Kakarott yelled catching the attention of everyone.

 

“Will you shut up Kakarott. Nobody asked for your input.” Vegeta yelled back.

 

“Humph I was just trying to be nice.” Kakarott mumbled sticking his bottom lip way out before he was slapped upside the head by his older brother Radditz.

 

“Hey!” He exclaimed rubbing his head. “Baka.” Radditz answered grinning at his pissed brother.

 

“Isn't he just the cutest?” Chi Chi whispered still watching the brother's exchange.

 

“Yeah he's hot, whatever.” Bulma mumbled turning her attention back to Vegeta and Yamcha who was taking his time to get into the arena. “What a dumbass.”

 

Vegeta began to get extremely annoyed with this fake pretty boy who was strolling towards the arena as if he had already won. <The nerve. I'll beat him so bad, he won't be strolling anymore.> Vegeta thought beginning to chuckle evilly. This caught the attention of Yamcha who faltered a bit startled by Vegeta's very evil face.

 

“Let's go baka. Time to face the pain.” Vegeta hollered cracking his knuckles and rolling his neck.

 

“Ye..yeah sure.” Yamcha stammered weakly thinking of ways to possibly get out of this without getting hurt.

 

“What a waste.” Bulma mumbled. “But he's lucky I'm not the one he's fighting there would be no mercy.”

 

“Well let's hope this is interesting at least.” 18 said never taking her eyes off the two fighters to the dismay of her new bald headed friend.

 

 

 

 

Next time on DBZ, just kidding. But really: What will happen in the showdown of Yamcha vs. Vegeta? And will this squabble between Bulma and Vegeta ever be settled? And just who is this bald headed Saiyan? (I know that all of you know). And who is this Alexis character? Stay tuned for the next episode.

 

 

 

 

Hah, I couldn't resist! Until next time.

 

 

 

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