Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Not Meant For Me ❯ Not Meant For Me ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Disclaimer I do not own DBZ or Not meant for me by static x

Author note- the fic was inspired by the queen of the damned sound track.. it's my first dbz ficcy so I hope it's ok. Please review. I know it's a bit cliché in points but I swear that the one I'm writing after this will be totally original. Lol if I get the courage to post another one. This is just my intro to writing dbz fics so don't be to hard on me.

Bulma had been rushing around the last few weeks trying to get her Christmas shopping done in time to beat the rush that always happened every year. Packing the stores with biting clawing women all fighting over the same thing. No this year it would be different she had everything planned out all her gifts bought. Except for one, she hadn't bought one for Vegeta. Hell she didn't even know if she wanted to buy one for the royal pain in the ass but everybody deserved to have a nice Christmas even arrogant monkey princes. Bulma sighs and walks through another store with all of her previous purchases safely capsulated.

`Maybe I should get him a puppy….nah it'd probably eat it….. hmm clothes? No, he'd never wear them. For some reason I just don't think conventional gifts will do. I won't find anything here I might as well go back.'

Bulma made her way out of the shopping center and hopped in her car and made her way back to C.C. She spent the next hour wrapping her gifts as she idly though of what Vegeta could possible want.

`The only things that jack ass ever seemed to care about was turning super sayain and I can't give him that. Me repairing the G.R. should be enough to go towards his mission. I mean what else could possible make him stronger' she says staring at the stuffed monkey she held her hands.

She had gotten it for Gohan because it was cute and even though he was a great warrior already, didn't mean he didn't still have the same wants as other kids his age. She sighed exasperated as she glared menacingly at the piece of fluffy in her grasp as if it was the source of her frustration. It just dangled there with its monkey cuteness and its overly exaggerated tail hanging limply below it.

`Wait a minute that it! I'll give him his tail back. Sure it's not something I can wrap but I think he'd like it more then a new set of socks.' She hugs the fuzzy monkey, happy that she had overcome her dilemma. Now all she had to do was find a way to make it grow back. Just then but who should walk in but Vegeta.

"Women stop your weird fetish and go make me dinner I'm starving."

"Vegeta I do not have a weird fetish and you can make your own damn dinner can't you see I'm busy wrapping presents you arrogant ass hole."

"Presents? What the hell for?" He said acting vaguely curious.

"For Christmas baka." She said rolling her eyes. "It's a custom for a lot of people on earth to get together with family and friends and give them gifts to show you appreciate and love them."

"Enough I don't care about your stupid human customs. Now go fix me dinner." He said glaring at her menacingly.

"Whatever Vegeta. You're the one that asked." She said stomping off to the kitchen.

The next few weeks she worked diligently on Vegeta's gift. After a particularly long night in the lab she sat looking at her creation with blurry tired eyes. A small smile crept on her face. She had finally done it; she had made a serum that stimulated the regrowth of lost body parts. Not only would this be a gift for Vegeta but also she could help countless people with it. All she had to do was slightly alter the Namek DNA sequence that aloud them to regenerate parts and the spliced it with a DNA sample she had taken from Vegeta. The same principle would work on humans as well, but the regenerative abilities of Saiyan made it even more effective. Pleased with her night's work she fell asleep at the worktable she was at and drifted off into oblivion.

Vegeta has been training all night once again trying to achieve his goal to become super Saiyan. The pure strain of it was finally catching up to him as his movements slowed down. Several bots surrounded him on both sides. Vegeta could barely keep his eyes open as he aimed for the last group but the swerved out of the way of his shot and gathered behind him. He knew he couldn't keep it up much longer and gathered the last bit of his Ki and fired it at the bots but after cutting through them the blast also smashed the main computer.

`Damn it not again. I better go find the women and make her fix it…' he thought as he fell on his knees into a deep sleep. He woke up to see an irritatingly chipper Bulma looming over him.

"If you're happy because you thought I had finally killed my self then I must burst your bubble." He said easing up off the floor.

"No silly I have a Christmas present for you. Christmas really isn't for another three weeks but I could wait to try it and make sure it works." She said beaming in pride.

Vegeta arches his eyebrow and looks at her with suspicion. "You got me a Christmas gift?"

"Well I wouldn't say bought it's more of something that I did with my own two hands. Now drop your pants so that I can give it to you."

"Damn it I'm in no mood to let you live out your sexual fantasies on me. Fix the room so I can train. "

:"You pervert that's not what I meant! Just turn around and drop your pants." She said her eyes flashing dangerously. He decided to comply more out of curiosity and the fact the sooner she was done the sooner she could fix the GR.

He turned around and pulled down his spandex pants. Bulma walked up pulling out a small tube. She squeezed a small amount of the contents out on her finger and gently began to rub the small nub where his tail once stood.

Vegeta was shocked to say the least. `What the hell does she think she's doing?' He could feel himself getting harder as she rubbed one of the most sensitive spots on his body. He arched his back and was about to turn and grab her when a sharp pain went shooting down his spine. He screamed and fell to the ground. It felts as though someone was pulling out his spine. Finally the pain receded and he stood pulling up his pants as he advanced towards the extremely happy Bulma.

"Do you find this amusing you stupid women? I'm going to kill you for that." He said as he knocked her to the ground in a blur of speed.

She looked up at him with confusion in her eyes. "Look behind you ass hole!' she said pointing to his tail that now waved menacingly behind him. He turned and saw his newly grown appendage swishing back and forth. The pain forgotten, he looped his furry prize around his waist and turned back to Bulma.

"Listen closely women cause I'll say this and I'll only say it once…Thank you." He said looking pained at the blow to his pride that that had cost him.

"Your welcome Vegeta. I'm glad it makes you happy." She said standing up and moving towards him.

He stands not knowing what to say. Why should she care whether he was happy or not. He always thought that maybe she was different then the others but how could she ever care about someone who had nearly destroyed her planet. Ironically the planet he was now stuck on, a planet that was never meant for him.

He looked at her regarding her carefully. Why is it everyone else on this planet had condemned him but she hasn't she didn't even seem afraid of him the way the other where.

Bulma shifted under his intense gaze. She began to blush slightly at the memory of the way his back arched as she was applying the regrowth serum and wondered if stroking his tail would have the same affect. She tore her gaze away from his eyes and watched as the tip of his tail flicked back and forth like a cat getting ready to pounce. She didn't know what to make of her latest stream of thoughts. Sure she had been lonely since she had broken up with Yamacha but this was ridiculous. Then again she always was the girl who had to have the tiger by the tail. She had found her self attracted to this man for sometime now but his personality left little to be desired, but as she watched a barrage of emotions flick across his face she wondered if there was more there then she first thought. She smiled inwardly at the thing she was about to do, but simply couldn't resist the temptation.

"Vegeta I need to make sure your tail grew back right. You don't want there to be any complications, do you?" She said as she stepped towards him reaching for his tail.

He eyed her and uncurled his tail. It was better that he find out it was ok now then finding something wrong later. Though for some reason he felt uneasy as he looked at the odd glint in her eyes.

"Fine but be quick about it so you can get back to fixing the GR."

She smiled and gently took a hold of his tail she slowly felt along the bone structure feeling for any abnormality. She knew that there shouldn't be one but she just had to feel what the fur was like. Bulma worked her way to the base of his tail. Reviling in the silken feel of his fur against her fingers she gave it another stroke. She felt Vegeta shudder against her.

"Are you ok Vegeta are you in any pain when I do this." She said rubbing the fur once more amused at his reaction.

"Rrrrrrr.. are you quite…… dooone yet." He managed in between growls.

"Yup, all done. Everything seems normal. Well as normal as you can get for a man with a tail that is." She said giving his tail one last stroke before she let go.

He quickly rewound his tail about himself and stormed out of the GR. "I've been training all night I'm going in to take a shower have it fixed by the time I get back if you know what's good for you."

She smiled as she watched the obstinate prince stalk off. Bulma set to work fixing the GR as she hummed idly.

Vegeta had made it to his room with out running into any of the other pathetic humans that also occupied the house. He quickly climbed into the shower turning the cold water on full blast.

`Damn human doesn't she know what she was doing to me…. Of course not she was only touching me in the name of science nothing more. I don't belong here on earth and especially not with her.'

To be continued….

Not meant for me - static x

You think you're smart

You're not, it's plain to see

That you want me to fall off

It's killing me, let's see

You've got the gall

Come take it all

The jury is coming

Coming to tear me apart

All this bitching and moaning

Come on it's on

I'm trapped in this world

Lonely and fading

Heart broke and waiting

For you to come

We are stuck in this world

That's not meant for me

For me

So what you got

One last try

It seems to me

That you're not needed

Come on