Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Now is the time for Family ❯ Goku's Big Dinner ( Chapter 5 )

Bardock, His Sons, And His Family

"Oh come on son this is stupid!"

"Shhhhh! It is not stupid. This will be a great way to break the ice with Chi Chi, she'll love a good laugh!" Goku said as he handed Bardock a pair of his standard clothing, blue and orange. Once Bardock had dressed, he looked exactly like Goku. It was a rather dumb idea but Goku, of course, had to introduce his father in the weirdest way he possibly could. The "twins" approached the house together with Raditz following behind with a smirk on his face and shaking his head. Goku entered the house first and found Chi Chi in the kitchen.

" Oh hi hon. Dinner's almost ready."

"Good I really worked up an appetite today anyway. I bet I'll eat twice as much as usual." Goku said with a wink.

"Oh no, I better put on another pot of rice!"

Goku led Bardock into the back yard of the little house and told he and Raditz to try to stay out of sight. He ran off back to the house with a big grin on his face. He was really proud of his idea. He entered the kitchen just in time for dinner. He sat at his normal place at the table next to Goten. The table had seemed a little empty since Gohan had moved next door and started his own family.

"How's it going kiddo?"

"Ok dad, but why didn't you come and train today?"

"You'll find out soon enough."

With the polite conversation aside, Goku dug into the food. He, as usual, stuffed his dinner into his face as much as he could fit in his mouth at a time. And finished with a satisfied burp.

"Well that's about what you normally eat Goku, now I have all this extra food."

"Oh I'm not done Chi Chi, can you get that second coarse going while I go to the bathroom?"

"Sure hon."

Goku dashed out of the kitchen to outside where his double was waiting.

"I hope you're hungry, she made twice the food she usually does."

"Son, do you know what the food is like in Hell? Let's just say it's not what I would call appetizing. I haven't really eaten in about 40 years."

Bardock entered the house and went straight to the kitchen, following the smell of food.

"Here's your seconds hon. I hope you can fit it all."

Bardock sat down and looked at the mountain of food that was in front of him.

"My son really eats all this every day at dinner," Bardock thought, "How is he so fast with all this weighing him down? Jeese what am I complaining about? There really is something to this `home cooking.'"

Bardock, even though he had never actually seen his son eat, mimicked Goku's eating habits perfectly. Maybe it was because he hadn't eaten in 40 years or maybe it ran in the family, but the food disappeared just as fast and even Chi Chi was stunned. Even after all the years of feeding her husband's insane appetite she had never seen this much food disappear in front of Goku ever before.

"What did you do all day to work up that kind of appetite?"

"Oh well I'd say I did at least 40 years worth of starving to do that!" Bardock muttered under his breath.

"What was that?"

"Nothing dear," Bardock said as he dashed out of the kitchen and into the back yard.

"OK well now that we have spooked your wife with all the eating, what do ya say we tell her now huh?"

"Yea I guess we better, you guys can't just stay in the back yard can ya?"

Goku walked nonchalantly into the house and pulled Chi Chi and Goten into the living room and motioned for his father to come in first and stand next to him. Both his younger son and his wife stared up in disbelievment.

"Wha… Huh… How… Who." Chi Chi choked out. Goten just stared blankly and then erupted with laughter.

"That's what you were up to today! You doubled yourself so we can have twice the fun!"

"Well no not exactly son. This is your grandfather not your father. Chi Chi, this is my father." As Goku explained his duplicate, Raditz cooly walked into the room. This was too much for Chi Chi and she fainted on the couch.

"Well I guess that was expected. Its not everyday you sit on the couch and see two identical husbands and the dead kidnapper of your eldest son in your living room. Wow now I just have to think of a good way to introduce you to your other grandson, granddaughter-in-law, and great-granddaughter. Wow this is going to be an interesting week!"

Ok that might not be as good as I had planned but oh well I'm too tired to change it now. Hope you enjoyed it! More to come soon. R&R ^-^.--- The lost