Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Of Pure Blood ❯ Not Garlic Bitches! ( Chapter 4 )
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By: moonsaiyanprincess 
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Supernatural / Romance / Horror / Hentai / Fantasy / Drama / Angst | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.22.2002 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 367 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Supernatural / Romance / Horror / Hentai / Fantasy / Drama / Angst | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.22.2002 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 367 | Status: Work In Progress
Disclaimer: How many of these have I written? O.o *sigh* Oh the monotny! DBZ people, if your going to sue me, advise my ass through mail or by phone. LOL!!
A/N: My crack at a character vampire get-together. Bulma and Vegeta, Kakarott and Chi Chi, Krillin and 18. Yay!
A/N: Bulma may act OOC right now, but she'll be her usual spunky fiesty self in no time!
Chapter 4
Not Garlic Bitches!
Last Time on OPB...
18 was ignoring Chi Chi, fear rising in her throat for the first time that night. 18 and Chi Chi backed up against a wall and closed their eyes tightly, hoping whatever was possibly near by would leave. Chi Chi, after a while, peaked her eye open and was now staring at a caped Kakarott.
"What do you mortals eat?"
On with the sweetness.....
"Holy shit! It's a "
18 couldn't finish her declaration before the shorter one clamped his hand over her mouth. She shivered at the cold. Chi Chi was about to release a scream, but Goku pulled her to him and silenced her with a kiss, it shut her up, plus quinched his growing need to seperate the space between them. Goku pulled back, leaving Chi Chi dazed and glanced at Krillin who nodded and they wipped their capes around the girls.
The girls looked up and squaeked when they realised that they weren't near the well in the back alley's of the town, but were in front of the castle that everyone dreaded with a passion. Chi Chi's fear vanished suddenly when a question came to her mind. She bonked Kakarott upside the head.
"Why didn't you suck our blood? Or aren't we good enough? Are you going to feed us to someone?"
"Will you shut up!" 18 growled.
18 crossed her arms over her chest and huffed.
"Look, we really need to know what humans eat. We've forgotten over the years, we have a human guest staying with us, and they can't eat whah we eat, so we have to know what they eat"
"Who would be human in this dink hole?" 18 muttered.
"If you tell us, we'll let you go" Krillin said.
18 looked to Chi Chi who nodded.
"Fine, but I can't tell you what humans eat if you don't have the ingredients to make it!" Chi Chi pointed out.
Everyone nodded and walked inside.
"So where's the kitchen in this place?" Chi Chi asked.
18 looked around admiring the beauty of the castle. Chi Chi opened the cupboards and spotted nothing, her forhead was steaming with irritation.
"We're all dumbass's! Vampires won't have anything, they suck blood, the little bastards they are!" Chi Chi shouted.
"Then go out and get the ingredients" Kakarott said.
"Wait a minute, Chi Chi, how can we forget about Bulma!" 18 shouted.
"Bulma?" Krillin muttered.
"Yeah shiny mirror boy, I didn't stutter" 18 growled.
"Geez! I think she's upstairs resting" Krillin replied.
18 looked to Chi Chi.
"BULMA!"
They ran up the stairs and dissapeared from the site of the men.
"Should I haven't had said anything?" Krillin asked.
"Yep" Kakarott muttered.
~ Upstairs ~
"BULMA!.....BULMA......BULMA!!!!!!!!!!! !!"
"Will whoever's bitching shut up!" Nappa shouted gruffly.
He looked outside his study and saw two mortal humans shouting for someone. He stepped out in thr hallway, blocking them.
"Is there anything I can assist you with?" He tried to ask polietly.
"Yeah numbnut, get out of our way" 18 growled.
"BULMA" Chi Chi shouted.
They both checked the doors all over the level, except the 2 at the very end. Kakarott and Krillin finnaly arrived on the scene and met the angry glare from Nappa.
"You two better not have screwed up like Vegeta, if you catch my drift"
"Oh no, it's a long story" Krillin chuckled lightly.
"Well i have all the time in the world, give or take a few more thousand years"
Krillin and Kakarott gulped and began to tell the story. 18 and Chi Chi finnaly reached a door and flung it open, what they saw shocked them, Bulma and Buffy talking without a care in the world. bulma looked up and gasped as did Buffy.
"Bulma, what the hell are you doing here?" Chi Chi asked.
"Yeah what she said" 18 said while her mouth was gaping, it was a hard struggled, but she couldn't take her eyes off the form of Buffy. She was ungodly pale.
"Bulma get away from her" 18 shouted.
Buffy looked a little hurt.
"You guys, I wouldn't hurt you. I made it very clear to Nappa I wouldn't eat anyone I knew" Buffy said proudly.
"Well please fill us in on what's going on" Chi Chi said.
Chi Chi and 18 closed the door behind them and absorbed what was told.
Vegeta came downstairs from his training and meditation on the roof, he saw Krillin, Kakarott, and Nappa in a circle.
"What the hell is this?" Vegeta asked "Story time?"
Nappa growled at him.
"These dolts let 2 human femals inside the castle"
"You baka's" Vegeta shouted.
"We only wanted to know what humans ate" Kakarott said.
Vegeta winced and Kakarott winced later. Kakarott knew all to well how Vegeta was effected by all this. He dispised being a vampire, he missed his simple life, his family, he didn't want to kill himsel, fearful of what he'd face on the other side of the afterlife. The true true aftrlife. He was waiting for some drunk villager with enough balls to drive a stake through his chest, but in all 50 years, no one had came.
Vegeta looked up when he saw the women walk out the room giggling ridiculously. Vegeta rooled his eyes.
"Is this the guy that your forced to be with?" 18 asked.
"Yep, the grumpy piece of muscle. *sigh*" Bulma replied.
Vegeta growled and turned to his room to shower and change.
"Well, me and 18 will go out and get the food we need" Chi Chi said.
"We?" all the remaining men asked.
"Well, yeah, for me, 18 and Bulma. A week's worth should suffice" Chi Chi pondered.
"Oh no...they are not staying here!" Nappa shouted.
"Yes they are buddy boy! Buffy is one of my friends, but I'm not letting my other friends slip away from me" Bulma shouted.
18 and Chi chi walked away with their noses held high in the air. Nappa balled his fists and slammed the door of his study.
"Now don't forget the garlic" Bulma said playfully.
"GARLIC??" All the men in the castle shouted.
Nappa and Vegeta came from their rooms.
"Bitch, your playing a sick game if your even pondering brining garlic into this place" Vegeta growled.
"Geez Vegeta, can't you take a joke" Bulma chided.
Vegeta growled and returned to his room, as did Nappa. Kakarott and Krilin just stood there.
~ 40 minutes later ~
The grocery was about to close, but Chi Chi and 18 finnaly arrived. They got weat bread, lunchmeat, mayonaise, vegetables, not garlic!, fruits, and seasonings. They now had no money and they returned to the castle. They immediately returned to the castle and got to work cooking for 3. They were now making sandwiches and tomato soup. Bulma inhaled the scent.
"Alright!"
Everyone digged in. They finished, all except Bulma.
"Aren't you going to finish?" Chi Chi asked.
"Yeah but I actually want to eat with Vegeta"
"Why would you wanna do that?" 18 asked.
"I don't know, but you guys go on and pick out a room for yourselves."
Bulma placed her sandwich and soup on a tray and walked up the flight of stairs to Vegeta room.
*They gotta get a elivator* Bulma thought.
She knocked on the door and heard a grunt from the other side. Vegeta looked up from his bed.
"What do you want?"
"I wanted to eat with you, do you mind?"
Vegeta huffed and tried to ignore the aroma of the food wafting inside his nose and tickling his senses. It had been years since he'd eaten human food, he'd almost forgotten what it looked like, more like tasted and smelt. He sat up and saw her nibble on half of the sandwich. She looked at him staring at her food.
"You want some?" Bulma asked.
"We don't eat human food"
"I know it looks like you just want some"
"Actually you're wrong. We only require a cup's worth of blood as a whole day's worth of food. We can still eat human food, it just won't be as filling."
"Oh, well, I'm not going to eat my soup, so you can have it"
"Please!" Vegeta muttered.
Bulma ignored him and dusted the crumbs off her fingers and promptly left the room. Vegeta looked over to the soup over and over. He sighed and pulled it into his lap. He scooped some into his spoon and placed it in his mouth. He hissed at the heat, but got use to it. He smacked his tounge around, letting his tounge taste something diffrent. He inhaled calmly.
"Almost like how mother use to make it" Vegeta whispered.
Awww! I think this was cool! Yamcha enters the next chapter, but you won't believe how!
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A/N: My crack at a character vampire get-together. Bulma and Vegeta, Kakarott and Chi Chi, Krillin and 18. Yay!
A/N: Bulma may act OOC right now, but she'll be her usual spunky fiesty self in no time!
Chapter 4
Not Garlic Bitches!
Last Time on OPB...
18 was ignoring Chi Chi, fear rising in her throat for the first time that night. 18 and Chi Chi backed up against a wall and closed their eyes tightly, hoping whatever was possibly near by would leave. Chi Chi, after a while, peaked her eye open and was now staring at a caped Kakarott.
"What do you mortals eat?"
On with the sweetness.....
"Holy shit! It's a "
18 couldn't finish her declaration before the shorter one clamped his hand over her mouth. She shivered at the cold. Chi Chi was about to release a scream, but Goku pulled her to him and silenced her with a kiss, it shut her up, plus quinched his growing need to seperate the space between them. Goku pulled back, leaving Chi Chi dazed and glanced at Krillin who nodded and they wipped their capes around the girls.
The girls looked up and squaeked when they realised that they weren't near the well in the back alley's of the town, but were in front of the castle that everyone dreaded with a passion. Chi Chi's fear vanished suddenly when a question came to her mind. She bonked Kakarott upside the head.
"Why didn't you suck our blood? Or aren't we good enough? Are you going to feed us to someone?"
"Will you shut up!" 18 growled.
18 crossed her arms over her chest and huffed.
"Look, we really need to know what humans eat. We've forgotten over the years, we have a human guest staying with us, and they can't eat whah we eat, so we have to know what they eat"
"Who would be human in this dink hole?" 18 muttered.
"If you tell us, we'll let you go" Krillin said.
18 looked to Chi Chi who nodded.
"Fine, but I can't tell you what humans eat if you don't have the ingredients to make it!" Chi Chi pointed out.
Everyone nodded and walked inside.
"So where's the kitchen in this place?" Chi Chi asked.
18 looked around admiring the beauty of the castle. Chi Chi opened the cupboards and spotted nothing, her forhead was steaming with irritation.
"We're all dumbass's! Vampires won't have anything, they suck blood, the little bastards they are!" Chi Chi shouted.
"Then go out and get the ingredients" Kakarott said.
"Wait a minute, Chi Chi, how can we forget about Bulma!" 18 shouted.
"Bulma?" Krillin muttered.
"Yeah shiny mirror boy, I didn't stutter" 18 growled.
"Geez! I think she's upstairs resting" Krillin replied.
18 looked to Chi Chi.
"BULMA!"
They ran up the stairs and dissapeared from the site of the men.
"Should I haven't had said anything?" Krillin asked.
"Yep" Kakarott muttered.
~ Upstairs ~
"BULMA!.....BULMA......BULMA!!!!!!!!!!! !!"
"Will whoever's bitching shut up!" Nappa shouted gruffly.
He looked outside his study and saw two mortal humans shouting for someone. He stepped out in thr hallway, blocking them.
"Is there anything I can assist you with?" He tried to ask polietly.
"Yeah numbnut, get out of our way" 18 growled.
"BULMA" Chi Chi shouted.
They both checked the doors all over the level, except the 2 at the very end. Kakarott and Krillin finnaly arrived on the scene and met the angry glare from Nappa.
"You two better not have screwed up like Vegeta, if you catch my drift"
"Oh no, it's a long story" Krillin chuckled lightly.
"Well i have all the time in the world, give or take a few more thousand years"
Krillin and Kakarott gulped and began to tell the story. 18 and Chi Chi finnaly reached a door and flung it open, what they saw shocked them, Bulma and Buffy talking without a care in the world. bulma looked up and gasped as did Buffy.
"Bulma, what the hell are you doing here?" Chi Chi asked.
"Yeah what she said" 18 said while her mouth was gaping, it was a hard struggled, but she couldn't take her eyes off the form of Buffy. She was ungodly pale.
"Bulma get away from her" 18 shouted.
Buffy looked a little hurt.
"You guys, I wouldn't hurt you. I made it very clear to Nappa I wouldn't eat anyone I knew" Buffy said proudly.
"Well please fill us in on what's going on" Chi Chi said.
Chi Chi and 18 closed the door behind them and absorbed what was told.
Vegeta came downstairs from his training and meditation on the roof, he saw Krillin, Kakarott, and Nappa in a circle.
"What the hell is this?" Vegeta asked "Story time?"
Nappa growled at him.
"These dolts let 2 human femals inside the castle"
"You baka's" Vegeta shouted.
"We only wanted to know what humans ate" Kakarott said.
Vegeta winced and Kakarott winced later. Kakarott knew all to well how Vegeta was effected by all this. He dispised being a vampire, he missed his simple life, his family, he didn't want to kill himsel, fearful of what he'd face on the other side of the afterlife. The true true aftrlife. He was waiting for some drunk villager with enough balls to drive a stake through his chest, but in all 50 years, no one had came.
Vegeta looked up when he saw the women walk out the room giggling ridiculously. Vegeta rooled his eyes.
"Is this the guy that your forced to be with?" 18 asked.
"Yep, the grumpy piece of muscle. *sigh*" Bulma replied.
Vegeta growled and turned to his room to shower and change.
"Well, me and 18 will go out and get the food we need" Chi Chi said.
"We?" all the remaining men asked.
"Well, yeah, for me, 18 and Bulma. A week's worth should suffice" Chi Chi pondered.
"Oh no...they are not staying here!" Nappa shouted.
"Yes they are buddy boy! Buffy is one of my friends, but I'm not letting my other friends slip away from me" Bulma shouted.
18 and Chi chi walked away with their noses held high in the air. Nappa balled his fists and slammed the door of his study.
"Now don't forget the garlic" Bulma said playfully.
"GARLIC??" All the men in the castle shouted.
Nappa and Vegeta came from their rooms.
"Bitch, your playing a sick game if your even pondering brining garlic into this place" Vegeta growled.
"Geez Vegeta, can't you take a joke" Bulma chided.
Vegeta growled and returned to his room, as did Nappa. Kakarott and Krilin just stood there.
~ 40 minutes later ~
The grocery was about to close, but Chi Chi and 18 finnaly arrived. They got weat bread, lunchmeat, mayonaise, vegetables, not garlic!, fruits, and seasonings. They now had no money and they returned to the castle. They immediately returned to the castle and got to work cooking for 3. They were now making sandwiches and tomato soup. Bulma inhaled the scent.
"Alright!"
Everyone digged in. They finished, all except Bulma.
"Aren't you going to finish?" Chi Chi asked.
"Yeah but I actually want to eat with Vegeta"
"Why would you wanna do that?" 18 asked.
"I don't know, but you guys go on and pick out a room for yourselves."
Bulma placed her sandwich and soup on a tray and walked up the flight of stairs to Vegeta room.
*They gotta get a elivator* Bulma thought.
She knocked on the door and heard a grunt from the other side. Vegeta looked up from his bed.
"What do you want?"
"I wanted to eat with you, do you mind?"
Vegeta huffed and tried to ignore the aroma of the food wafting inside his nose and tickling his senses. It had been years since he'd eaten human food, he'd almost forgotten what it looked like, more like tasted and smelt. He sat up and saw her nibble on half of the sandwich. She looked at him staring at her food.
"You want some?" Bulma asked.
"We don't eat human food"
"I know it looks like you just want some"
"Actually you're wrong. We only require a cup's worth of blood as a whole day's worth of food. We can still eat human food, it just won't be as filling."
"Oh, well, I'm not going to eat my soup, so you can have it"
"Please!" Vegeta muttered.
Bulma ignored him and dusted the crumbs off her fingers and promptly left the room. Vegeta looked over to the soup over and over. He sighed and pulled it into his lap. He scooped some into his spoon and placed it in his mouth. He hissed at the heat, but got use to it. He smacked his tounge around, letting his tounge taste something diffrent. He inhaled calmly.
"Almost like how mother use to make it" Vegeta whispered.
Awww! I think this was cool! Yamcha enters the next chapter, but you won't believe how!
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