Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Oil Change ❯ Why We Love Chibi Trunks! ( Chapter 3 )

Why We Love Chibi Trunks!

One day Trunks told his father he'd found a cat, but it was dead.

"How do you know that the cat was dead?" Vegeta asked his son.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered Trunks, innocently.

"You did WHAT?!?" Vegeta exclaimed in surprise.

"You know," he explained, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

~*~

Chibi Trunks is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....

"Da-ad...."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"

"No! You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."

"WHAT?!"

"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to
spank you!!"

Five minutes later...... "Daaaa-aaaad....."

"WHAT?!?!?!?!"

When you come in to spank me, can you bring a
drink of water?"

~*~

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm Bulma was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

Bulma smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."

~*~

When Bulma was six months pregnant with her second child, ten year old Trunks came into the room when she was just getting ready to get into the shower.

He said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"

She replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."

"I know," he replied, but what's growing in your butt?"

~*~

An exasperated Bulma, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"

The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming
the door until Enma-sama says, 'For Heaven's sake, Trunks, come in or stay out!'"

~*~

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.

She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"

The teacher paused, then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"

Trunks raised his hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

And Vegeta had to sleep on the couch for a week, since he had a bad habit of cussing in front of Trunks.