Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Problem Solved ❯ Morning After ( Chapter 2 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ, DB, DBGT or anything related, except for the idea for this fic.

Zookeeper: Ha! I got reviews! Beat that!

Reporter: You just wait...it won't last...

Zookeeper: Oh come on! You're so stupid you can't even write fanfiction AT ALL!

Reporter: *whistles*

Zookeeper: Eh? *turns around and sees a polar-bear sized husky* Gulp... Uh...On with the story? *runs* AHHHHHH!!!!!!! And I'm really sorry to disappoint you all, because this fic is not about Goku and Chichi. But don't worry though, there will be another one-shot up pretty soon on the much-anticipated "what happened between Goku and Chichi". Enjoy!

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Another perfect day at capsule corp, the glorious sun shone through the thin cotton curtains that separated a balcony from the bedroom within. The magnificent rays landed on the bed, revealing the wildly tousled sheets and the two naked bodies entwined in the middle of it all. The Saiyan prince had his arms and tail wrapped around his little mate as she snuggled contently against his chest, occasionally purring from time to time.

The peaceful portrait, however, was broken by the shrill ring of the telephone at their bedside. Lifting up an single eyelid with tremendous effort, the blue haired scientist gave a complaining grunt before rolling over to pick up the offending object.

"Hello? Oh hi! Sure! I'd love to. Oh yeah, I bet. Uh-huh. Well, see you then!" Hanging up the phone, the previously I-hate-being-woken-up-by-phones expression on Bulma's face faded, turning into a mischievous and victorious smile.

"What was that about?" Vegeta grumbled, also unhappy that his sleep was interrupted, but even more confused by his mate's instantaneous change in attitude.

"It's Chichi. She said she has something 'unbelievable' to tell me, and she sounded insanely cheery. Wants me to go over to her house this afternoon." Bulma grinned at Vegeta. "You were right. It worked."

"Don't you ever doubt me when the subject concerns Saiyans." There was a slight pause. "This afternoon, huh? Well, you'll have to get there yourself. I believe that Kakkarot would want a 'refreshing spar', as he would call it, and gab on about senseless things for the rest of the day." His frown returned at the thought of having to listen to the third-class babble about his harpy mate. But wait...perhaps after this treatment, she won't be so harpy-ish anymore.

"And you better not wearing yourself out by fighting. I want you again tonight."

With a slightly amused chuckle, the Saiyan prince pulled his mate close to him again. "All right, I promise I won't. Sleep now."

The blue-haired scientist countered with a brilliant smile of her own, and snuggled against him. Soon, the room became peaceful and cozy again, almostas if its two occupants were normal human beings like most of the people on this planet.

Just at that precise moment, the ever-so-faithful alarm clock decided to buzz. It was, however, met with the unfortunate fate of being incinerated by a blast of ki.

Almost. Then again, perhaps not.

~THE END

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Zookeeper: Aw...isn't that heartwarming...

Reporter: For a person who just got her ass bit off by a dog, I say you're pretty optimistic.

Zookeeper: *glares* Anyway, for those of you who are wondering, there WILL be a side-fic on what happened between Goku and Chichi. And yes, it will be a lemon, another one-shot.

Reporter: Isn't Goku training Uub during this time?

Zookeeper: My story, me boss, me decide, therefore, Goku home. Kapeesh? Oh, and another person mentioned about how come Vegeta has a tail...some answer as before! Tails are sexy, and since this is a lemon, why not? Goku will have one, too. And also about the how come Vegeta can go SSJ with a tail. Geez, you guys can be pretty picky. I did it because it went well with the story, so yeah. :) I have already completed half of the Goku-chichi side story, but sadly I won't be able to work on it for the next month or so because I'll be on vacation in the states (yeah, I'm Canadian, incase you haven't noticed), with no access to computer. Sorry. :(

AUTHOR'S MEANINGFUL RANT:

Okay, so there's something I just realized few days back...that fics with WAY LESS HITS get WAY MORE reviews that I do. Is it because I'm writing a lemon? Or is it because the couples are unpopular? Too popular? C'mon, help me out here. I know I need to change something but I have no idea what, and it's bugging me loads. Thanx.