Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Reciprocity ❯ Sh*t Gets Real ( Chapter 2 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

_ Sh*t Gets Real
Disclaimer: As always, I don't own the characters. If I did own them, I'd have Toriyama working on the graphics to my favorite fan fiction right now...
Bulma woke up that Sunday at noon as promised. She noticed groggily that the Prince wasn't on the grounds of Capsule Corporation and sighed in relief. After a quick shower, she dressed and pulled on a jacket against the cold front that had moved in while she slept. Snatching a pastry and her capsule case off the breakfast bar, she strolled out of the house and hit the toggle on a capsule. With a plume of smoke, her hoverjet made its appearance in rock star style, and she set its course for Kame House.
Resting her feet on the dash, Bulma reflected on her night, rubbing her eyes sleepily. Vegeta's embarrassment as his eyes raked over her replayed in her mind. Was that the first fight he ever fled? Was he simply shocked to see his hostess in her skivvies? She supposed he just wasn't used to countering an attack of the epicurean kind. She thought of the saying about the spider being more scared of people than people are of it and snorted.
She landed the jet on the soft, sparkling sand of Kame Island and hopped out, sneakers sinking into surf.
"Hello?" Bulma called as she she stepped through the creaky screen door.
"Oh, hey, Bulma!" Krillin waved to her from the living room.
"Krillin, hey!"
"Hello," grunted Oolong from the couch, not bothering to look up from the TV.
"What's everyone up to? It sure seems quiet around here."
"Master Roshi is upstairs 'sleeping.'" Krillin snickered, curling his fingers around the word. "Launch didn't appreciate Roshi ogling her. She walloped him on the head with her gun and now nice Launch is nursing an ice pack on his forehead. He's knocked out cold," Krillin explained smugly. "What are you doing here?"
"I'm just here to pick up the tool belt I left here when Roshi talked me into fixing his kitchen sink. Ugh, that old pervert! I'm an engineer, not a plumber!" Bulma railed at the ceiling. "Have you seen it around?"
"I think it's underneath the TV," Krillin answered helpfully, pointing at the TV stand.
Bulma popped open the doors to the TV stand and let out a wail. "Ew! Look at all these filthy VHS's! You've really got to find some new friends, Krillin."
"Keep your hands off my tapes!" Oolong warned.
Bulma carefully extricated her tool belt from the inside of the TV stand and wiped her hands neurotically on her jeans as she stood up.
Krillin chuckled as he rubbed his bald head thoughtfully. "I think it's about time I struck out on my own, too. We're not getting any younger, here!"
"Speak for yourself," muttered Oolong.
Krillin's expression turned serious. "Uh, hey, B, have you talked to Yamcha since last night?"
Bulma frowned, playfulness forgotten. "We haven't spoken. Why?"
"Tien and Chiaotzu were wondering if you would deliver a letter to him. It's about meeting them in the mountains to train for the Androids. I bet even Vegeta has been busting his butt trying to put up a fight to these things. To become strong enough to take care of them by himself, probably," he muttered.
"Oh." Bulma was as deflated by the news as she was irritated. "It figures Yamcha would find another way to avoid me."
"Yamcha can't always be around," Krillin informed Bulma gently, "not if he wants to protect you. None of us can."
"Thanks for the lecture, Krillin," Bulma replied smartly, "but I will be just fine without you guys. Like that purple haired kid said, I outlast all of you, anyway."
"Ouch, Bulma. I just didn't want you to resent us for trying to save your ass, that's all."
Bulma softened. "You're a good friend, Krillin." She plucked the note from his fingers and sighed. "Yeah, I'll take it to him. Well, I've got things to do, people to see! See ya!"
"Don't let the door hit ya where Kame split ya," chirped Oolong.
"Piggy, piggy, PIGGY!" She shrieked as she strode out the door. Oolong leapt off the couch and bounded for the bathroom, flatulence following swiftly behind.
"How does that still work after all this time?" She heard Oolong plead as he emptied his bowels noisily into the toilet.
"Hmph. You boys, you think I can't handle myself," Bulma muttered menacingly as she marched across the sand, tool belt swinging in her grip. She didn't notice the turtle and an alligator donning red sunglasses who stiffened as she marched past, both who still managed a weak, albeit ignored "good afternoon."
"Men. I'll show you," she continued as she slammed the door, and the turtle and crocodile winced.
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It was dusk by the time Bulma landed at Yamcha's apartment on the west side of West City. When Bulma rang his doorbell, Puar answered.
"Bulma!" The blue cat squeaked, enveloping Bulma's shoulder in a hug. "I wasn't expecting you!"
"Hi, Puar. I have a note to deliver to Yamcha. Is he around?" Bulma asked uncertainly, stepping in the doorway and peering around. She was in unfamiliar territory.
Since their return from Namek, Bulma had been so preoccupied with entertaining Nameks that she hadn't given much thought to more than the occasional check up on Puar, who kept up Yamcha's apartment while they waited for the dragon balls to revive him. Who knew Nameks were so good at poker? Although Puar was a close friend, in Yamcha's absence she was reduced to a weepy worrywart, and to be honest, it made Bulma just a little uncomfortable that she hadn't filled that role herself.
In the first few weeks after Yamcha was revived, he had popped into Capsule Corp with Krillin and a much happier Puar to chit chat with Bulma. But it wasn't long until he had become distractible and distant, which only worsened with time. His death had created a chasm between them, the intense experience of space travel, the Afterlife and Namek dividing them irreparably. And although Bulma had been willing to meet him in the middle, Yamcha didn't seem interested.
She wondered, not for the first time, how his death had changed him. Maybe it had made something clear to him, caused him to chase little known desires. She wondered how Vegeta's death had altered him. Vegeta poured himself into pushing his strength, his stamina and his discipline to its limits. She wasn't sure if that kind of rigorous training had been a habit of his before winding up on Earth, but it didn't take a brain surgeon to see that all that work was to fuel a race against Goku's phenomenal talent.
Goku not only seemed oblivious to the animosity but also unaffected by his own death at the hands of his brother, and his ascension to what was, for all intents and purposes, a thousand year old space legend. Perhaps Goku and Vegeta's kindred, competitive Saiyan spirits inoculated them against any soul searching.
But why was Yamcha eschewing the hard questions since his revival? Why was he committed only to a fast paced life of baseball and bros? She was fun, wasn't she? She wondered why there didn't seem to be any room for her.
"It doesn't look like he's home," Bulma noted softly.
"Um, he's at baseball practice," Puar confirmed.
"Oh. Well, would you mind giving this to him when he gets back? It's from Tien and Chiaotzu. I have a feeling that's where he'll be headed at the end of baseball season."
Puar seemed disappointed by the news. "Alright, Bulma. It was good to see you."
"You, too." Bulma turned toward the front door but hesitated. "Puar, you know, if you ever get lonely or need someone to talk to, you're welcome to come by Capsule Corp. You're not just Yamcha's friend, you're mine, too. It will be just us girls as the boys train," she smiled sadly.
At Puar's indecision, Bulma rushed to assure her. "Vegeta is busy training from dusk 'til dawn. He doesn't bite, I promise."
Then, out of the corner of her eye, she spotted something small and bright on the table inside the entryway.
"Alright! My capsule! Yamcha found it!" She snatched it off the in table, waving and calling goodbye over her shoulder. Bulma was in too much of a hurry as she powered up the jet to hear Puar's protests.
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Bulma arrived home to the smell of barbecue and her mother's humming. She greeted her mom and nearly tripped up the stairs in her haste to make it up to Vegeta for embarrassing him the night before. Although she firmly believed that it wasn't her fault that he was too thickheaded to understand a closed bathroom door when he saw one, she knew he was alone here, left to float in strange waters. Bulma's home was enough to overwhelm anyone, not to mention that he must be reeling from culture shock. Whatever the madman did before he dropped in on Earth, she wasn't sure she wanted to know, but she had a feeling that his life out in the vacuum of space was a lot different than his new one in the comforts of West City.
Bulma quickly pulled on her coveralls and a CC cap, buckled her tool belt around her waist and strode across the lawn to the Gravity Room. It clanged and rocked as she approached it. Bulma frowned. Wasn't the GR supposed to be down? She rapped on the door.
The door opened and a sweaty Saiyan filled the doorway. Bulma gave him a cheeky grin and held up her wrench. Vegeta just stepped out of sight, which Bulma took to be an invitation in.
"I thought I told you nothing above 150 G's. That's why I'm here in the first place, isn't it?"
Vegeta had lowered himself to the floor, retreating into push ups on his fingertips.
"The room isn't powered on," he informed her, aloof. "But the fan has been running since the system crashed 16 hours ago."
Bulma frowned. "I better make sure the engine hasn't overheated, then. But what was all that racket I heard before you opened the door?"
Vegeta was suddenly landed a front flip right behind her. "Me," he breathed.
Bulma scrambled over to the engine bay across the room, hiding her blushing embarrassment. *Damn Saiyan, always looking for a way to make me lose my composure.* It didn't take long, though, until she was smeared with grease and littered with parts, pounding out code on the computer as she griped under her breath. She was brought back to reality when she was startled by Vegeta, who had bent down beside her. Bulma looked up at him as he frowned down at the mess.
"What's the problem?"
"When the new system crashed it altered the intake and exhaust system codes. The subsequent build up of pressure caused the engine core to overheat and alerted the simulator to lock down. I have to reset the system codes and replace some parts that got melted and warped, but otherwise it should be back up and running for you by midnight." She gave him a small smile and went back to loosening a bolt.
Vegeta looked at her peculiarly out of the corner of his eye and scoffed. "It's dinnertime. Aren't you going to eat first?"
Bulma tried very hard to stare above her into the dark bowels of the simulator and remark casually, "Nah. It shouldn't take long to fix." *Damn Saiyan, wouldn't accept help if it was offered on a silver platter.*
After a long pause she heard Vegeta grunt and step out of the simulator, headed presumably to clean them out of house and home. She groaned as her stomach grumbled and she imagined her mother's entire pan of burnt ends devoured by the Saiyan before the repairs were complete. Bulma sighed and returned to her monkey wrench.
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It was going on 11:30 by the time she was done, and her stomach was warning her it was going to start eating itself really soon. Bulma put her tools away, wiped her hands on her coveralls and headed inside. The kitchen was deserted, and she ate a burnt ends sandwich in solitude, chewing thoughtfully as she mulled over installing additions to the GR that the new system, albeit untested, made capable. It was only after showering and slipping into a tank and boy shorts that she remembered the liberated capsule she had once used for nights over at Yamcha's, so long ago.
"Oh, yeah!" She exclaimed, climbing stiffly out of bed and reaching for the bright pink capsule on her night stand. Finally, she would be reunited with some of her favorite T shirts, a few blueprint pipe dreams she had drawn up on sleepless nights, and...
"A strap on!"
Leather lingerie and one single, incriminating adult toy fell gracelessly into a heap on her bed. Bulma stood gaping until the reality hit her full force in the stomach. Bulma's hand rose to her chest, her heart pounding a clamorous rhythm against her palm.
"This isn't mine. This isn't..."
She sank onto the edge of her bed.
"A strap on?"
It was only when she heard rustling in the kitchen that Bulma came to. It was...what, 4:30?...in the morning, and Bulma had been sitting listlessly in front of the TV in the living room for hours. A half eaten pint of ice cream sat forgotten in between her legs. An infomercial advertising a food processor for the low low price of $19.99 had been playing for the last hour.
Where had these last ten years gone? Adventure after adventure, one martial arts competition after another, running away from and fighting Pilaf, the Red Ribbon Army, and both Piccolos-it had made their companionship easy. She and Yamcha hadn't given any thought to their commitment or the future until he was revived; they had simply shared a place in each others lives as it moved forward one day after another. Bulma remembered his roguish good looks, his tacit enthusiasm and warm smile that had drawn her in in the first place. She had been the first pretty girl that he found the courage to speak to, making their individual quests for the dragon balls obsolete. They had bickered and made promises and taken their romance for granted with all the passion of first lovers.
Now, forced to evaluate their relationship, she came up short. Just when had the emotional distance lengthened irrevocably between them? Just when had the disconnect infiltrated their peace? Had there ever truly been a peace between them? She frowned in surprise. As far back as she could remember, their relationship had been pocked with dumb quarrels, but it was only in the months since his revival that their love for each other became corrosive. Was she to blame? What had she done to drive him away?
Yamcha was goodnatured, laid back, easy to please her...Was that it? Did his easy going nature provoke her to instant impatience? Was it those very things-his averageness, his mediocre ambition and will power, his interest in martial arts not for the passion of it but for the approval of his peers, his lack of interests in her interests, his lack of intensity like her intensity-that incited her to steamroll him? Their relationship had been trite for a long time, it seemed. It took a major change to make him ponder where he was going and what was worth valuing, and she hadn't made the cut. Although she felt numb against any more heartache at the moment, she decided that, despite the evidence of infidelity-*why couldn't he had resolved this with me rather than without me?*-the betrayal of their friendship hurt the worst. They had been through thick and thin together. Even if they weren't romantically involved, didn't he still care about her well being?
And now with the boys-men-all headed for battle, what was there for Bulma to do? What had occupied her time in the past-her relationship, her adventuring, her capricious affair with technology-all seemed childish in the face of the heady doomsday prophecy in less than three years time. Although she had no significant measure of ki and no martial arts skills to speak of, Bulma had always used her wits, her inventions, and her opportunism to sustain her during her travels. In several cases, her exceptionally powerful friends would have met a dead end had it not been for her resourcefulness. Although she could manage while her close friends trained for an apocalypse, what could possibly keep her busy, purposeful, important?
It was with the heavy clatter of a pan thrown into the sink that Bulma was shot through with an idea.
She couldn't believe it. How did she not think of this sooner? With all the modifications and upkeep that had to be done to the GR on a regular basis, why hadn't she thought of using particle technology on a microlevel, meaning less upkeep for her and more direct and effective results? She dully registered the couch cushion sink in beside her as her mind raced through algorithms and code, and her pint of ice cream was lifted out of her lap. Her head turned to the side as she became dimly aware that the person beside her was Vegeta. He smirked as he spooned her melted ice cream into his mouth. His hair was damp and he smelled like soap.
"Were you doing something, Onna?"
She considered bluffing to avoid embarrassment.
Well, here goes. "I grabbed a capsule from Yamcha's house by accident that was some other girls I think he's screwing." There, she said it.
Vegeta frowned at the wall and looked either distinctly uncomfortable or careless, empty carton on his knee.
"It had a strap on in it."
For a moment, she received only silence.
Then, great bales of laughter emptied out of Vegeta. He leaned back against the couch, posture still impeccable as he released sharp guffaws at Bulma's expense.
"So, Scarface has been taking it up the ass, has he? Call me when you've got real problems."
Bulma shocked them both when she reached out and gripped his shoulders. "Don't you see, Vegeta? I'm calling you right now! I've figured out how to help you while you train for the androids! And it all begins with ki enhancement technology!"
His irritated discomfort changed rapidly to keen interest.
"You don't say."
"And it will be so…very...cool," Bulma cooed, hoping to bait him.
His smirk deepened into dark satisfaction. "Mondo cool."