Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Red Bull gives you wings. ❯ Prologue

Vageta: Hey Cakorrot I bet you ten dollars that you can't drink 500 Red Bulls in an hour.

Goku: (Happily) I eat bacon grease!

Vageta: Soooooo........

Goku: Can I have a dollar?

Vageta: Here Goku have a Red Bull.

Goku: No thanks already had one. (Puts down a paintbrush next to a red can of paint and bull)

Vageta: It's a feakin energy drink not a real red bull!

Goku: Hey I bet you ten dollars I can drink 500 of these in an hour.

Vageta: (gets angry and throws energy wave into air and hits Harry Potter who is flying by with his owl Hedwig) Heh... dead.

Goku:(sees bodies land on ground) Cool lunch! (marinates Hedwig in Red Bull) Yummy meaty owl legs.

Vageta: You just ate a freakin owl!

Goku: (swallows) No I didn't.

Vageta: Yes you did I have video footage! (holds up vidoe camera)

Goku: (marinates camera in Red Bull) Yummy!

Krillin: (runs and takes camera then departs) YOINK!

Goku: Hey that skinhead midget took my camera! (drinks Red Bull energy drink)

Vageta: It was MY video camera baka.

Goku: NYAAAAAAAAAAH! I'm Goku.

Krillin takes Vageta's video camera up into the watch tower while Goku is left to drink the remaining Red Bull.

Piccolo: I hope Krillin doesn't pick another chick flick for this week's movie tonight.

Bulma: Hey Krillin may be gay but he does pick out the right movies for my fancy.

Trunks: Hey mom watch me do a cartwheel!

Bulma: Not now sweetheart.

Goten: Hey mom watch me bend this iron bar!

Chi Chi: Where is your father?

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Vageta: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

Android #18: WHERE'S MARIN?!

Marin: Mommy! (has scares and bruises all over her face) I have some.... oh pie!

Dendea: Crap why didn't it work on Marin? It worked in the movie Pet Cemetary...

Mr. Popo: (wearing thong and posing in bed) There there Dendea, you should just do it yourself...

Dendea: (shoots Popo) It's funner to watch other people kill eachother.

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At the Shire...

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Frodo: (leaves his house and sees cans of Red Bull all over his yard) Who put these cans all over my lawn?

Vageta: Why would someone who doesn't like DBZ write a fan fic about it and post it on a public message board?

Goku: My wife's name is Chi Chi!!! Only 83 more to go, what's my time?

Vageta: (looks at wrist) You have 27 minutes left.

Frodo:(looks at Vageta) Betcha $5 you can't do a pretzel.

Vageta: (folds self into pretzel) Pay up sucka.

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At the watch tower again...

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Krillin: Lights, everyone seated, movie in the VCR, and play!

(Movie plays and it's Chi Chi singing the Thong Song in the shower while Bulma strip teases in front of the mirror)

Krillin: Oops wrong tape.

Trunks: Mommy...

Krillin: (puts new tape into VCR and video shows Goku eating a bull painted red)

Dendea: I call next weeks's movie!

Android #18: No I can't stand watching Elmo in Grouchland again.

Goten: I call it then.

Trunks: (sends energy wave killing everyone in the watch tower) Now I can watch my movies AND wear a diaper without anyone laughing at me!

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Back to the Shire...

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Vageta: 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7...

Goku: DONE! (sets down empty can)

Vageta: (hands over ten dollars)

Goku: I gots ta peeeeeeeeee (turns super saiyan then departs for restroom)

Vageta: Now you're in saiyan mode...

Goku: Right and I am not sure how we shall end this fic...

Vageta: You're really sexy in super asiyan mode...

Goku: (blushes) Oh Vageta I'm married...

Vageta: So?

Goku: (giggles) Let's go get Trunks and Goten, they would like to watch.

Vageta: (picks his lover up in his arms then flies towards the watch tower)