Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Runaways ❯ Erm...The Chapter That Is Number 3? ( Chapter 2 )

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Chapter 3

"Ouch!" Bulma rubbed her side as she sat up with a blinding light from the huge window of the controls in her face. "Wake up," she heard on the side of here, where she had gotten kicked. "What is your problem, you idiot?! I'm not deaf, you can just say 'wake up' like us NORMAL people!" she yelled at him, her vision slowly becoming clear.

"I can, and I did," he got smart. "Yeah, after kicking me!" She rose to her feet and got in his face. "Stop complaining, human," Vegeta went to the controls. He pressed a series of buttons, which led to the shutting off of the already-landed ship. The ship wasn't big at all, so it was unlikely that they were spotted as they landed onto the planet.

The North side of the planet wasn't too populated anyway, to say the least. Frieza had killed off most of the people and most of the people who lived, lived in the South, for Frieza had almost completely destroyed the North. "So, Vegeta is it?" she yawned, stretching.

"Prince Vegeta," he corrected again. "Whatever. What are we going to eat?" she asked. "Depends," he started. "On what?" "Whatever we catch," Vegeta shrugged. "Oh, that's good, I'm hung- WHAT?! Whatever we catch?!" Bulma jumped.

"Well, what the hell did you think we'd eat, human?" Vegeta turned around with a scowl and raised eyebrow. "Something that won't kill us by eating it! And watch your kami-damned mouth!" she stomped up to him and looking him in the eye. "Now I'm telling you right now, monkey, I'm not eating something you just dragged out of a germ-infested forest and threw on the skillet! YOU may want to die, but I don't!"

"Look, human, no one asked you what you wanted to eat! You may get to eat what you want on your stupid planet, but out here, you either live or die, and if you have to drag something out of a 'germ-infested' forest and eat it to survive, then you do it! Period! I bet all of you humans are like this, thinking the only animals in this universe are the ones you find on that rock of yours!"

"Don't you call my planet a rock! It's a beautiful planet! I'm sure it's a lot better than your dumb planet!" Vegeta grabbed her by the collar the second she finished her sentence. "My planet was destroyed, girl! I have no planet!" he hissed loudly, letting go of her.

Bulma sat there shocked and shaken up at the same time. She didn't know his planet was destroyed, and until he said it, didn't even really care. "Now come on, we haven't got all day," he said quietly, opening up the ship door. Bulma had on some jeans and a t-shirt with some white tennis shoes so she didn't have to have any clothes but she still wanted to take a bath.

"Do you still see Zarbon?" Radditz asked Nappa, who was looking out the window. "No, but he couldn't be far…" "Well, don't worry, we can, at least, spend a whole week on this ship before even having to think of landing…then again, the food will run out before then…"

"Shut up Radditz," Nappa rolled his eyes and walked away from the window. "No, listen! We'll spend a few days on the ship, then we'll land, grab another ship, and go off and see if we can track down Vegeta." "But what about the idiot behind us Radditz?! You know, Frieza's bitch!" Nappa fell into the controls chair and sulked.

"Forget him, he'll never catch up to us! Our ship is twice as fast, and we got a head start." "Head start on digging our graves..." Nappa glared his way. "Punk," Radditz walked to his room on the ship. "I heard that!"

"Kuso!" Zarbon cursed, seeing that he had lost sight of the two saiyans. He didn't realize before he jumped into the ship that it was one of the older models, of which had half the speed as the newer ones. Radditz and Nappa lucked out and jumped into the right ship.

Zarbon, on the other hand, was screwed. "Damn that ship, I just had to get into this piece of- what's that!" He looked down to see a familiar planet. "Hm, Sekolibra! That's Frieza's biggest technology planet! They are sure to have ships there!" Zarbon ran his fingers over the controls, till he found the right one.

"Now let's see…I need to set my target for Seko, and for the southern side…Sein City…there!" He confirmed the location in the computer. "Now, I can go to sleep, get my ship in the morning, and find those two monkeys, wherever they are!"

"When can I shower?" she asked. "When you get the chance," he said, walking out of the ship. "Idiot…" she muttered, following behind him. He closed the ship up but kept it on, just in case they had to make a break for it. The ships could actually last for 2 weeks on when fully charged, but turning on the ship takes much longer, so Frieza's men usually kept them half on, or on but needed to press other switches to blast them off, until they needed recharging.

"So…where do we go?" "Well, since you would obviously rather die than to eat something that didn't come off your planet, you can wonder around while I eat if you please." "Whatever Vegeta *yawn* Kami, what time is it? Feels like it's 6 o clock in the morning!"

"It is…on your planet. Here, it's-" Vegeta looked up at the sun, "1:24 p.m." "Really? How do you know?" she asked, walking up behind him while he stared into the sun's light. "After being out here alone for years, you start learning how to tell time without a watch."

Vegeta looked ahead of himself before advancing to the forest. "Wait! Who's going to protect me while you go eat poisonous fiends?" Vegeta looked at her with a blank stare, sneered, then added to his attack "Take care of yourself," and walked away.

"Grrr!" Bulma punched the ship door, but did more damage to her hand than the door. "Ouch!" she grabbed her fist in agony. "Stupid monkey! I hate him, I hate him, I hate him!!! GRR!!!" Her eyebrows furrowed as deep as Vegeta's widow's peak.

Bulma failed to notice that she was all alone, right in front of a forest filled with deadly beasts, until she heard a loud roar of an unknown creature from within the woods. "What was that?!" She backed up, hitting the ship, and looking around frantically.

"Ok, Bulma, it's just a dog, just a dog…if it was a dog…it was a dog, it was a dog…" Bulma heard another loud growl. "That was not a dog!" She began panicking, walking in circles, trying to figure out how to get back in the ship. "Kuso, why did he have to lock the ship up?!"

"Grr, damn you Radditz!" Nappa jumped out of his chair and glared. "Don't be a sore loser…sucker," Radditz snickered. "We've played this damn game 27 times and I still haven't beaten your sorry ass!" Nappa threw his white queen down on the chessboard.

"Hm? Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening," Radditz walked away, laughing. "Asswip- what the hell?!" Nappa looked out the window. "What?" Radditz looked back behind him. "Is….is that…t-that's-" "Get out of my way!" Radditz pushed past Nappa and looked out into the space.

"Hey, isn't that a-" "Yes! What are we going to do?! You idiot, now we're not just going to die, we're going to die VERY PAINFULLY!!!" Nappa started choking Radditz. " *hack* Nappa *cough* calm down!" Radditz said, trying to breathe.

"Don't you tell me to calm down! If you would have stopped the Prince from running off in the first place, this would have never happened!" he shook Radditz. Radditz finally managed to slip out of Nappa's grasp. "Look Nappa, we can handle this! Gather your damn balls and pull yourself together!"

"Grrrrrrr!!!!" Nappa's eye started to twitch.

"Who's the greatest? You are!" Zarbon toasted himself in the mirror, as if he'd just won a war by himself. "Hehehe, enjoy yourself while you can, you damn monkeys! They'll know what hell feels like when I get a hold of their necks!"

He broke the glass in his hand. Looking out the window, he gave an evil smile. "No one crosses me!"

"Master Frieza," the servant bowed, "I have a message from Sir Zarbon. He had to leave but he said he will be back as soon as possible." "Hmm, I see. Fine, you may leave," Frieza dismissed the servant, who bowed once more before exiting.

"Where did he go to…?" Frieza pondered. The night was just all too mysterious. Vegeta being silent, Radditz and Nappa suddenly eager to rush off to go to a mission, Zarbon just taking off; But soon the thoughts left his mind. He was ruler after all, so even if something crazy was going on, he could get it under control like that.

He actually enjoyed not having Vegeta ranting and raving all night. For once, it was actually a peaceful night. Of course, he would have found the screams of tortured people inviting, but peace would have to due for now.

"Open you stupid door!" Bulma started banging on the ship door, loud enough for Vegeta to hear it all the way from in the forest. Though he wasn't sure why, he was pretty sure that she was trying to break the ship door off.

He shook his head and turned back around to see what she was breaking the ship apart for. When he finally approached her, she holding her sore fist and cursing out the ship. He found this highly amusing but didn't laugh, it was just too pitiful.

"What are you doing, girl?" he raised his eyebrow and scowled. "Well, I was trying to get in the freaking ship, so just in case some huge beast came along, I wouldn't be able to get ripped to shreds! Now if you don't mind, please open the door!" she stood there and crossed her arms.

He sneered at her, but obliged. He took out one of the few remotes for the ship and pressed a few buttons, making the ship door unlock and open. "Thank you, pain in the ass," she said with her nose raised high, stomping back into the ship, the door shutting behind her.

"Stupid son of a…" Vegeta walked off back into the forest, muttering unkind words about his female companion.

*Slam* "What the hell are you doing in here?! Trying to make a loud enough sound for Zarbon to follow?!" Nappa slammed open Radditz's room. "No, ass, I was getting in my bed! It's not my fault this damn bed makes so much noise!" Radditz kicked the side of the bed, which caused it to screech more.

"Look, stupid, go get the bed from the extra room and switch them! Or just sleep in there damnit, but stop waking up the whole damn universe!" Nappa slammed the door back. "Bitch…" Radditz wasn't having the best of nights. Zarbon was after them, Nappa was mad at them, Vegeta was nowhere to be found, and Frieza would soon find out about all of this.

"I hate my life," he said, making a ki blast and destroying the bed all together.

About 2 hours later, the ship door opened back up. "Huh?" Bulma sat up and looked to see what was going on. She had been starving and really had nothing else to do, so she just went to sleep. Her stomach was really hurting now, but there wasn't anything to eat.

"Vegeta?" "Who else?" he snorted, closing back the ship door. "Well excuse me, sire!" she crossed her arms. That's when she noticed he was dragging something behind him. "What's that?" she looked behind him, and saw a big, skinned animal's caucus. It was about the size of a deer.

"AHH!!!!" Bulma yelled and her stomach turned as Vegeta drug the animal to the kitchen part of the ship; guts and blood were wasting. "You are sick, you know that?!" Horror struck across her face, "And it's dripping everywhere! Ahh!" "Oh, shut up!" He finally shouted, tired of her screaming and hollering.

He let go of the dead beast on the kitchen floor, then reached in a drawer and got a knife. "I suppose you don't want to help…not that I need it anyway," he scoffed. "Well it's a good thing you don't, because I wasn't going to help you anyway!"

Vegeta rolled his eyes. She was really becoming a pain in the ass for him. He had never met a female so annoying in his life. He'd never met anyone so annoying in his life! Frieza was bad, but only because he had power over him, this girl just had her mouth and she was causing just as much pain as Frieza did.

"Have you nothing better to do than to stare at me, harass me, and complain to me all damn day?" "Well I wouldn't be if it wasn't for one of your fellow-saiyans who decided to grab me up for no absolute reason!" "He had a reason, you idiot! Trust me, no one would grab YOU willingly!" "Oh, is that so?" "Yes, you remember that 'Frieza guy'?" he recalled her saying.

"Yeah, what about him?" "Well he just happens to be the ruler of the universe, and he wanted you." Bulma gave him a strange look. "He's the what??" "Ruler of the universe! You know, the thing we live in?" "Really?? What did he want me for?" Vegeta turned around and looked at her with that 'you idiot' look. "Why do you think, fool? You're suppose to be some great 'genius' like your father."

Bulma crossed her arms. "My father's a lot more experienced! Why didn't he take him?" "Didn't want to rape him, I assume," he snorted. "You liar, he wasn't going to rape me! Ugh, you're so rude!" She got up and went over to the window, looking out.

'If you only knew.' Vegeta thought, shaking his head. "This place looks really abandoned." "Could of sworn I told you it was," he muttered. "Shut up," she rolled her eyes. She continued to look out, when she spotted a figure walking toward them.

"Vegeta, what's that?"

AHH!! OO!! Who is this masked person!? Friend or Foe?! Enemy or Ally?! Oh, whatever, you'll find out later! I finally updated, and I'm very sorry that it takes so long, but you people have to understand I have a lot to do L. I will try to update quicker though, sowwy. Peaces Reeces!

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