Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Saiyans INC ❯ Accident ( Chapter 1 )

Hey guys.  We're back for our second fic.  Now this fic is based off of the movie "Monsters INC."  Now if you didn't like the movie, then you're gonna end up liking this story anyway.  If you did like the movie, then you're gonna love this story.  We love it and its cute and not too much out there.  It's an AU for the record books, so let's begin!

Disclaimer:  We do not own DB/Z/GT, but we better be careful, because the squirrels might try to take these shows away from us.  We have to rise up against them!  We must defeat them for the sake of mankind!  Destroy the squirrels!  It's the only way!  They are evil!

Chapter 1

Two Saiyan boys crept in through the door and observed the gigantic room, filled with millions of gateways to other worlds.  "The coast is clear, Prince Vegeta" said Kakarot as he noticed that no one else was there.  (By the way, keep note that the Saiyans are speaking Saiyan.)

"Well it won't be, if you don't keep your mouth shut!" snapped Prince Vegeta.

"Oh, quit worrying," but there was much to worry about after Kakarot said that, since he tripped over a large wire, crashed into a table, making a glass object fall off of a table onto the ground.  "Oops," said Kakarot as he rubbed his head.

"You idiot!  Now, come on and lets do what we came here to do!" 

"Well, which door are we going to go through first?"

"Um…well lets see," said Vegeta as he began walking down an aisle filled with many gateways to different worlds that only special units could go through to purge planets.  These portals looked metal arcs and nothing more, but they were indeed doorways to other planets.  Kakarot and Vegeta were only allowed to go through these portals if they were supervised.  Scientists and observers have to study the portals first, because they don't know where the doors on the other side will lead to.  One could end up in the middle of an ocean, if they chose the wrong door.

Dinggggggggggggggggggggg!

Kakarot got up and dusted himself off.  "What's that?"

"That's the ending lunch bell.  Every one else will be coming in here.  Hide now!"

Kakarot turns around nervously and somehow loses his sight of Vegeta quickly.  He panics and runs to the far side of the room, as he hears Saiyans talking and footsteps.   He leans to the side of a metal object and accidentally lands on a switch.  He then backs up and panics as someone turns on the light.  Since he has lost the support of the wall, he falls in the portal and lands flat on his face.  Kakarot gets back up as he realizes that he is in a new area.  He feels his face covered with some object, but then realizes that it is some type of clothing, hanging from somewhere.  He panics even more and turns around violently, shoving the clothing out of his face, only to be covered by more clothing in the process.  "Prince Vegeta!" he yells, but he gets no response, but some how through his prison of softness, he finds a door knob and quickly opens it.  

"Where am I?" he whispers to himself.  "Something tells me I'm not on Planet Vegeta anymore." 

A small girl opened her eyes and gasped as she saw a small monster with spikes on the top of him.  In fear, she placed to covers over her head.  'Oh no.  The monster's back, and he's gonna eat me.'  She calmed herself down and jumped out of her bed to turn on the light.  "Ba ha dogagjh!  Yu fgohgao daohghegh!"  Was all Kakarot was able to make out of the strange language. 

Kakarot's eyes were sensitive to the sudden change of lighting, so he closed his eyes.  When he opened them, there was a female creature in front of him and a sudden rush of fear over took him.

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"Hey Vegeta," said a concerned Kakarot in the hallway, right before they were about to enter the room with the portals, so they could go on with there plans "what's the worst thing that could happen if we go through the portals?"

Prince Vegeta frowned at the thought of something so horrible.  "If we run into girls."

"What do you mean?  What's wrong with girls?  Aren't our mom's girls?"

"Our mothers are women.  Girls are totally different.  Girls are yucky, but women must be pleasant, since my father is with my mother as much as possible, especially at night.  Besides, Saiyan girls are okay, but not other girls.  They have coodies."

Kakarot's stomach dropped as he heard that phrase.  "W-what's coodies?"

"It's horrible.  If you ever get it, then you'll lose all of your strength and you'll become a weakling."

"You're lying Prince Vegeta!"  Kakarot searched Vegeta's eyes for a fib, but he only found pure seriousness in his eyes. 

"I wish I was lying, Kakarot.  Just watch your back, because girls are the most horrible things in the universe."

 Kakarot's eyes grew huge.  "Even worse than Frieza?"

"Of course!  Frieza would run away screaming."

Kakarot gulped.  "Are they really that bad?"

Vegeta nodded.  "If you run into one, don't let it touch you.  My father told me that emotional contact can be deadly with Non-Saiyans.  He also told me that the only reason we should be seeing these creatures is if we're purging a planet, so do not let them touch you."

Kakarot nodded. 

**

"OGho oahgoegh age?" said the small female.  "Agoeahg.  Ghfoiaegh ahgoehge id fag!"

Kakarot did not understand what she was saying at all.  It was all like gibberish.  'It speaks so funny.  It must be one of the coodie girl creatures!'  Kakarot backed up.  "Stay away girl!  The Prince told me all about you!  You're not making me a weakling!"

'It sounds like gibberish to me.  What is it saying?'  "Aighew agie agheiajj gea."

Kakarot created a ki blast in his hand.  "Come any closer and I'll blast you!"

It was no use.  The little girl could not understand his Saiyan language.  She quickly got into a fighting stance.  "Ageohjg gaig ipagiejgiaea jagvvjoejgavav agjoegag!"  She stepped forward, but Kakarot stepped back in fear of her touching him.  She now lost all of her fear and smiled at him.  "Yu'r scard o mi, are't yu?"

Kakarot just looked at her confused, but lowered the amount of energy he had in his blast, until it was completely gone.  The look of assurance on the girl's face made him feel uneasy, but something about her made him relaxed.  "What are you?"

She looked confused even more.  "Sori, I d't nu wt yu'r saiyan."  She came closer to him and reached out her hand, but Kakarot backed away more.  "It's okey.  I wn't hurt yu, monster boy."

Kakarot became defensive as he heard 'Saiyan,' even though the correct phrase that the girl said was 'what are you saying.'  "How do you know I'm a Saiyan?"

The small girl cocked an eyebrow and came closer.

Kakarot didn't back away as she came closer, but didn't try to communicate with her.  As she got closer to him, he sniffed her scent and became relaxed and let his tail unwrap around his waist and let it sway a little.  "You can't be all that bad now, can you?"

The small girl observed Kakarot's front, and then went behind him and looked at his back.  "A tail!?"  She grabbed it and Kakarot instinctively pushed her away, accidentally knocking her on the ground. 

"Don't touch that!  You are trouble, aren't you?"

She had hurt her arm when she fell, so she began rubbing it.  "Wy'd yu da tat?"  She was once again angry with the monster, but she calmed down, when she saw that Kakarot was rubbing his tail.  "Oh, so Indv  tat's yur weaknass, huh?"  She smiled.  "Ill kal yu monkey, cuze yu hav a monkey tail!"

Kakarot wrapped his tail back around his waist and cocked an eyebrow.  "M-monkey?"

She excitedly clapped.  "Yay!"  She began to celebrate, because she was beginning to reach through to him.  "Yay!"

Kakarot scratched his head.  "These girls are strange." 

She placed her hands on herself to show that she was talking about herself.  "Chi-Chi."

Kakarot was still confused.

She did it again.  "Chi-Chi."  She then pointed to Kakarot, showing that she wanted to know his name. 

Kakarot pointed to himself and said "Ci-Ci."

"No, n, no!  Em Ci-Ci."

Kakarot pointed to her.  "Ci-Ci."

"Chi-Chi!"

"Ci-Ci," said Kakarot, since he could not understand what she was really saying. 

Chi-Chi sighed.  "Guss tat's guud fur ah monkey."  She suddenly hugged Kakarot.  "Yur bi my best furend!"

Kakarot pushed her off while yelling "coodies!"

Chi-Chi thought that he meant that was her name.  "N, no, nu, me Chi-Chi."  She stepped forward with a bright smile on her face.   "Wil aghoihae dfhahgfe!  Will bi togedder!"

The more she talked, the closer Kakarot could understand her accent, but he could not understand what it meant.  "Togedder?"

Chi-Chi hugged him tighter.  "Oh, you understand!"

Kakarot frowned and whimpered in fear.  'I'm probably contaminated.'  Kakarot's eyes narrowed as he saw the door.  'I've got to get out of here!'  Then he began to look at the small female and somehow, a smile managed to creep on his face.  'Well, she can't be that bad.'

To Be continued….

A's/N:  Okay guys.  If you haven't seen the movie, then you need to rent it or buy it, because it's the cutest thing ever!  It's way better than Lilo and Stitch and it's just one of the greatest cute movies ever.  If you think it's stupid that they can't talk to each other, than don't worry.  It won't be like that forever.  Just keep on reading.  You won't be disappointed.  You'll love it.

Okay guys.  Will Kakarot decide to go back home?  If he does, will the other Saiyans accept her.........NO!  You must be crazy to think so!  Read as more mayhem develops!

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