Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Sex and the city:Dbz style ❯ Queue ironside ( Chapter 10 )

Hi everyone here I am with an update for yah! But I can't answer reviews due to stupid fanfiction.net's policy *Grumble Grumble* U suck ass ff.net and I hate your livers…I mean guts. I'll just comment mildly to Gosha: Yes I am English and stipid toonami have taken Dbz off! I wanna protest, Wanna join lol anywho on with the fiction. And I need to rant about a growing problem that has taken every fanfiction site by storm. Yaoi. As far as I'm concerned two guys rutting away in the dark does not appeal to me, but it concerns me that my characters such and Goku, Trunks Vegeta…in short all the Saiyans have been used. Goku is always been made the uke of the relationship with Vegeta. I felt the need to comment following a recent discussion with a friend of mine. I mean Saiyans are hot Yes! But having sex with another guy is a lil extreme and I doubt Vegeta would have any attraction to Goku, like wise with Goku in retaliation to this growing problem I'm going to do a series of parodies basically taking the piss out of it. I have never read a Yaoi, I attempted but I just felt dirty, I am not homophobic, one of my close mates is gay, but this Yaoi thing is really getting my Goat. I would appreciate it if anyone who agrees with me will comment in the review box, cheers.

 

 

 

Yula was sitting by the intergalactic space phone drumming her fingers. Her face would twitch so often, as she looked at the phone expecting it to ring.

 

“You know sitting near the phone is not going to make it ring” Bardock said in amusement, watching his mate give him a death glare.

 

“Just saying” he smirked lifting a warm beverage to his lips.

 

“You may not care for our sons, but I for one will care for them until I perish” She seethed.

 

Bardock winced at her tone, “And when will that be?” he mocked.

 

Yula gave him another death glare, flashing a canine, “Way after you” she spat, going back to staring at the phone.

 

Bardock sighed as he approached Yula, he looked for any signs of pure anger before going up to her. He knew to always approach her with caution or else it would be hazardous to his health.

She began to sniffle and rubbed at her eyes, she didn't want to show any weakness.

 

Bardock swept her into a hug and stroked her midnight locks, “They are big boys, and they can take care of themselves”

 

“They'll always be my babies, something could have happened to them” she choked, rubbing her face in Bardock's chest.

 

“I'm sure they are fine, stop those tears”

 

Yula detached herself dabbing her face with Bardock's shirt, Bardock rolled his eyes but let her get away with it.

 

“Are you ok now?” he queried, seeing her run her hands through her hair.

 

“Perfect” she grinned, walking to a visual phone and dialling out.

 

Bardock raised an eyebrow in suspicion, regarding Yula's smirk.

 

“Ok, what are you going to do?” he said seeing her smirking to herself.

 

Yula ignored him and waited patiently as the phone, “Hello, please can I speak to the Queen”

Bardock eye's widened, and quickly covered his ears. No sooner as he did that he heard a loud squeal from Yula.

 

“Bloody banshees” he muttered seeing the queen appear on the visual screen, letting out a shrill screech

 

In a greeting to Yula, both women began giggling profusely. Bardock just scowled.

 

“Hey girl, it's been a while,” Yula said, causing the queen to spluttered.

 

“We went shopping yesterday, and cruising in the royal carriage” Vera jested; both women gave a knowing look before screaming.

 

“FOR SOME HOT SAIYAN ASS!” as they both erupted into laughter, Bardock frowned.

 

“The only ass you should checking out is mine,” Yula waved him off, causing Bardock to glare daggers in her back and grumble.

 

“So any new gossip?” Vera said eagerly.

 

“No nothing new but I have called you for something, that I want us to do”

 

Vera gave an evil smirk, “O, and does it happen to be bad”

 

“No, well not very you see Kakarot has been absent for 4 years and Radittz and Vegeta have been gone for 2”

 

“Yes Vegeta sent transmission that they has settled on a planet called earth” Vera said, stroking her chin in thought.

 

“Yes, but I haven't received Transmission from Kakarot or Radittz for 6 months now” Yula said with a frown.

 

Vera looked at her friend mirroring the same look as her; she had not received transmission from Vegeta either.

 

“Well I suggest we give them a visit” Yula perked, causing Vera to break in to a brilliant smile.

 

Bardock started spluttering, choking on his drink “What! No way we promised not to interfere, Kakarot said he would come back once he has taken a mate”

 

Yula snorted, “We are just going to visit, not to take him away, so it's settled we leave to morrow”

 

Vera nodded smiling, “I'll get sorted right away, and I'll call back when I've got a ship” she squealed ending the call.

 

“What! Space travel takes months to plan; we have to go through authorities, pack necessary equipment, check how far earth is, see what region its in,” Bardock said listing off all the cons.

 

“You can't just barge in and demand we go to earth, besides I doubt Vegeta would allow Vera to go, with only one days notice” Bardock blabbed, not noticing Yula stalk up to him.

 

“Bardock” she whispered in a sultry tone.

 

Bardock looked to her not missing her sudden change in tone and the way she slinked up to him.

 

“If we have Vegeta-sei's greatest scientist with us then we won't run into problems” she whispered in his ear caressing his shirt.

 

Bardock gulped knowing where this was going, “Do you think I have no self control?” he stuttered. Yula just shrugged kissing his lips, “You tell me”

 

Bardock groaned, and began fiddling with that sash of her dress “I'll have the diagnostics for the ship ready by the end of the day”

 

Yula smirked, “I always get my way”

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Vegeta was tapping his feet impatiently, he had waited 5 minutes for Goku to wake up chichi and yet she lay in his arms unyielding.

 

“Chichi wake up” Goku said lightly tapping Chichi's face, Chichi face scrunched before she opened them tiredly.

 

“Gosh what happened?” she muttered rubbing her forehead.

 

“You fainted” Goku said, helping Chichi to her feet, holding her close in case she fell again.

 

“O right” she mumbled groggily, Goku looked at her in concern again but chichi gave him a small smile as reassurance.

 

“If everybody is OK, I would prefer to blow this place and check my club thank you very much” Vegeta sarcastically commented.

 

Goku nodded guiding Chichi to his car, “You know I had a dream you fired my boss” chichi giggled. Vegeta rolled his eyes, while Goku sweat dropped.

 

“What! It isn't true is it?” she questioned, confusion lacing her features.

 

“Uh lets go to Vegeta's club first, then we'll go home and discuss it” Goku smiled placing her in the car.

 

Chichi nodded her eyes drooping once her head hit the comfortable seat of Goku's car.

 

“You've earned yourself a real keeper there” Vegeta jeered, seeing the passed out Chichi mutter to herself.

 

“She'll get used to the idea, then I can break the news of Vegeta-sei to her,” Goku grinned, “I'm sure she'll take it well”

 

Vegeta gave Goku a sceptical look, “Kakarot have you contacted Vegeta-sei lately”

 

“Not for ages now, I've been far to busy” Goku said in thought.

 

“Well you better, your crazy harpy of a mother will have your head” Vegeta spoke mocking the younger saiyan but then remembered his own mother and flinched.

 

Goku grinned, “I'm so worried for my V-Chan” He said batting his eyelids and making puckering lip gestures.

 

“Just get your Baka-Yaro ass in the car and get to the club” Vegeta growled turning his back on the chortling Goku.

 

 

Bulma was in the middle of ordering cleaners and repairmen round the club. They had a clock to beat and she didn't know when Vegeta would be here. She knew that she would not be blamed for the current state of the club, but she felt it was partly her fault since she had convinced Vegeta to leave the club to attend her capsule bash.

 

“Yeah, take that cracked bar back and replace it,” she screeched at one of the repairmen. She was becoming impatient, there wasn't too much damage done, the only impending problems were the crack bar and the men's toilets.

 

“Hey baby, cheers for the assistance” Bulma rolled her eyes at the voice, she had grown to despise over the last half hour.

 

“Does everything you say to me have to involve some pointless pet name,” she growled at radittz, who just gave her a smirk and slinked his arm round her waist.

 

“Don't be like that, I'm just trying to show my appreciation” he whispered sending shivers up her spine, but not from lust.

 

“You're on thin ice,” Bulma snarled unwrapping Radittz muscled arm from her waist.

 

“Jeez what are you a lesbian?” Radittz said annoyed, she was the only girl to freeze him out.

 

Bulma seethed she was itching to slap him for that remark.

 

“ I save your ass from Vegeta and you have to say `you're a lesbian', that's bloody gratitude for you” she fumed, turning her back on him.

 

“For your information, I'm involved with Vegeta so your `charm' won't work on me” She grunted.

 

“O so your Vegeta's new bitch” Radittz asked with interest not knowing his words was driving Bulma insane.

 

“I'm nobodies bitch, now leave me alone before I remove you myself” she fumed grinding her teeth together.

 

“Are you hitting on me?” Radittz grinned wiggling his eyebrows at her.

 

Bulma let out a scream and stomped of leaving the bemused Radittz.

 

“She must be a lesbian,” Radittz said scratching his head.

 

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18 had just dropped 17 of at his apartment, he was acting strangely ever since she had mentioned chichi but she dismissed it. She dialled Bulma's number in hope to go on a shopping expedition with the heiress.

 

After a few rings, a growl could be heard over the phone.

 

“Yes! What”

 

“What the hell's your problem” 18 said annoyed with Bulma's rudeness.

 

“O Hey 18, I thought you were some stupid repairman. What's up girl?”

 

“I was hoping you were up for some shopping?” 18 asked, she wanted to get over her worry for her brother.

 

“I would love to but I'm sorting out some business, hey why don't you meet me at the club and after I'm done we can go shopping” Bulma chirped.

 

“Club? What are you going o about Bulma”

 

Bulma sighed, “Long story! Look just come over to that club we were over a few days ago I'm there”

 

“Ok, I'm actually walking distance 17 lives really close to it” 18 said over the phone already making her way.

 

“Ok good, ill call Chichi so we can make this a girly day out”

 

“Don't you dare call that useless bitch” 18 screamed down the phone, causing Bulma to rip the phone away from her ear.

 

“Damn! Don't scream 18 my ears are sensitive” she scolded “And what has Chichi done to you”

 

“I'll tell you in 10 long story,” 18 growled thinking about the black haired woman.

 

“Gosh! I don't think you guys have had a serious fight before” Bulma said in thought.

 

“She showed her True colours, ill see you in 10” 18 said quickly snapping her phone shut with a snap.

 

Bulma looked at her phone in contemplation of what 18 could be talking about. She wasn't annoyed with 18's abruptness she was always like that.

 

“So are you, 18 I presume and this Chichi lesbian lovers?”

 

Bulma eyes scrunched at the voice and turned around giving Radittz a disgusted look.

 

“Why don't you go crawl in a hole and die,” she yelled stomping away for the second time that day.

 

Radittz grinned, “Yep a sexually frustrated lesbian, I'm such a good judge of character”

 

 

Goku slowed down as Vegeta's car came to a halt in front of the club. Goku grinned as he saw there wasn't a trace of anything looking suspicious he commended his brother, for keeping the club looking admirable. (Poor naïve Goku lol)

 

He saw the impatient Vegeta waiting outside his car for him, Goku gave him thumbs up causing Vegeta to shrug and turn around.

 

Goku ignored Vegeta rudeness and regarded the sleeping Chichi; he stroked her soft skin loving the texture before trying to wake her.

 

Chichi grunted before waking, “Where are we?” she mumbled rubbing her sleepy eyes.

 

“At Vegeta's Club I'm just doing a quick check up with him” he smiled kissing her lips softly before undoing her seatbelt for her.

 

Chichi giggled and batted Goku's hands away, “I think I'm capable of taking off my own seatbelt you know”

 

Goku smiled back, “I'm just helping that's all”

 

They both heard some tapping and looked at the close up face of Vegeta.

 

“Kakarot stop flirting and get your ass out here, the only reason I'm waiting for you is so you can carry your brother's remains if my club is in ruins”

 

Goku stuck his tongue out childishly and got out of his car, Chichi got out also staring at the temperamental.

 

“You shouldn't be so rude you know,” she scolded, scowling at his back.

 

Vegeta snorted and turned his back on her, “I would watch my tongue if I was you, tossing the prince of all Saiyans earns a ticket to death. I made an exception today next time I might not so lenient” With that he stalked of into the back exit of the club.

 

Chichi gave him a dirty look ready to rip into him, but Goku grabbed her hand squeezing it.

 

“Ignore him, he always threatens to kill me but he never does it” Goku said smiling at her. “It's his way of saying, I like you”

 

Chichi snorted, “Yeah right that little man walks like he is royalty, and he called himself some prince”

 

Chichi looked at Goku as he winced again, “Let me guess another of those things you want to tell me”

 

Goku nodded sheepishly, following Vegeta to the back with chichi behind him.

 

Vegeta lowered his ki level intent on sneaking on radittz to catch him in the act of committing felonies.

 

“Hey Radittz, I have someone I want you to meet” Goku yelled, causing Vegeta to fall anime style.

 

“You Baka! Now he knows we are here,” Vegeta hissed, annoyed at Goku who gave him a clueless look.

 

Chichi looked at the agitated prince just as confused as Goku, Vegeta snorted “Well there is no point in surprising him now”

 

“He would have just sensed us out Vegeta” Goku quipped with a grin.

 

“Not if we lowered our ki signatures” Vegeta retorted shutting Goku down.

 

“Um I'm confused” Chichi said squeezing Goku's hand to get his attention.

 

“No surprise there” Vegeta muttered, causing chichi to flip him off.

 

“Control that mate of yours Kakarot, or ill be forced to take action,” He said looking darkly at her poised middle finger.

 

Goku rolled his eyes, ignoring Vegeta and brushed past him with chichi following him.

 

Radittz had heard the yell and was busy straightening his suit jacket (Stolen from Vegeta's office)

 

He spotted Goku holding hands with a woman; Radittz's eyes widened recognising her has the woman that had run from Goku's apartment.

 

“So this is baby brother's mate” he said looking at Chichi's then his eyes dropping to her bust.

 

Chichi scowled while Goku growled causing Radittz to jump a little.

 

“This is Chichi” Goku said stiffly, watching Radittz take Chichi's hand and kiss it.

 

“Mmmmmm Very beautiful” He commented holding onto Chichi's hand a little to long for Goku's tastes.

 

“Charmed” Chichi said sardonically, not falling victim to Radittz's skill as ladies man.

 

”Like the rest of us helpless women” Bulma mocked seeing the display.

 

Chichi grinned seeing her friend, and went to hug her. Goku watched in amusement seeing the two women begin chattering away.

 

Bulma then walked up to him and held her hand, “Nice to see you again Mr.Son”

 

Goku smiled shaking her hand, “Bulma enough with the formalities”

 

Chichi looked at the exchange, “So aren't you two rivals or something”

 

Bulma laughed, “Something like that but we have an advertising deal together so not really. Only in some aspects”

 

Goku nodded agreeing with Bulma, “So what are you doing here,”

 

“I was hoping to see Vegeta around actually” Bulma said looking round and frown in place.

 

“Well you found me” Vegeta said coming out of the shadows, he saw Radittz's face pale. “Problem Radittz?” He asked suspicion in his voice.

“None at all” Radittz smirked retaining his cool.

 

Vegeta nodded, and walked up to Bulma. “Well what are you doing here?”

 

Bulma blushed and looked to the ground, “I wanted to thank you for…”

 

“YOU BITCH!” (Cue ironside music lol, if you wondering what that is it's the theme of kill bill the beginning part when she faces that woman)

 

Everybody saw 18 at the top of the stairs pointing at Chichi. Chichi growled and cracked her knuckles; she had her pride to get back and the severe beating of 18 would bring it back.

 

 

And stop that's another update for u hungry readers lol so tell me what you think I am willing to answer any questions regarding he fic but I can't answer *curses ff.net*