Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Sidhe Lover ❯ RUN BULMA RUN!!! ( Chapter 6 )

LIFE IS NOT FAIR DAMMIT!!!!! ACK! Anyway I was a good little writer and wrote up this whole chapter then FFNET goes down. *twitches violently* Ah yes and By accident I didn't translate the words I said I would so here they are:

Ancillas: Slave-women (the worst word I know in Latin)

Onna- Women (Japanese)

NicBriefs- Child of Briefs (sidhe)

Don't ask where Vegeta or Bulma got the languages I don't know…

Disclaimer: See if you can figure our what this says (hint its in German!)

Ich besitze DBZ nicht.

Sidhe Lover by Stuntcat

The sun slanted through the forest above to dance on the sparkling waters of the lake. Vegeta was impressed by the natural beauty of Fallia (A/N I'm proud I remembered the name!). He was even more impressed by the fact that a small lake, a small forest and a little hill were all sitting on top of a cloud.

"It's mine, I made it from scratch with seeds and a water float and some earth spells (and containment spells to keep it anchored up here on the cloud). No one knows about it except me and Myrrlin."

"So you know the little bugger?"

"Who? Oh, Myrrlin. Yes, everyone knows him." The sat in silence under the trees for awhile. It was pleasant he decided. Being on a beautiful planet with a beautiful women. Ack, I'm getting soft! He couldn't help wondering what the onna's lips felt like. So he found out.

He leaned forward admiring the way the sun glancing through the leaves above dappled her shiny blue hair. And how her skin almost seemed to glow, like she swallowed the moon (A/N a favorite line from Laurell K.'s Book). He pressed his lips gently against hers and was surprised when she didn't pull away but instead deepened the kiss leaning forward and nibbling his lower lip. Then she seemed to catch herself and moved back.

"I'm sorry Prince, I-I don't know what came over me." Her only reply was a very smug smirk (A/N OoOoo alliterations! Okay peoples I'm gonna stop talking now.) "I suppose I could answer some of your questions now."

"What is your animal form?"

"Do you understand what you are asking?" she gasped in shy disbelief blushing a very very bright red.

"Please, enlighten me."

"Um, sir, thesidheonlyshowtheiranimalformstofamilytheirmateoramoralenemy."

"What?"

"If I told you or showed you my final form (or forms) I would be acknowledging you as a long lost member of my family, my *blush* prospective mate. Or challenging you to a life or death duel. Of course if your present while I do so to someone else it doesn't matter but…"

"Ah, so can you just tell me more about these final forms?"

"Of course, every sidhe has one some of the more powerful have two. But the second is only discovered when the person would die without it, sort of like a final resort. NO sidhe has had a final form for years…the Queen has only one form. She can change into a *giggle* weasel. In fact although I haven't seen it I have it on the best authority she is a ugly weasel."

"How come you just told me the Queen's final form? Isn't that taboo?" Vegeta was beginning to be genuinely interested with this strange culture.

"OH the ruling monarchs forms and powers are all public. Anyway the first form is normally a regular animal while the second (in legend) is a mythical creature."

"Why would you want to shift into a animal the animal doesn't seem especially powerful like a, weasel."

"Oh that's cause in your form if the animal is normally smaller then you it becomes human size and very strong." (A/N GOSH Imagine this if you will; a human-sized strong ugly weasel queen *dissolves into hysterical laughter*)

"Earlier you said prospective mate , why not real mate?"

"Showing one's final form is like a question it says one of three things (at least the ritual books say so) it can say: `My brother/sister you are, my blood, my soul my existence. Do you except my offering?' or `You are the true other half of my soul, do you except my vow?' or `You are my nemesis I give you this invitation to die.' You can refuse any of them but if you do you bring shame to your family or theirs."

"Do you have a mate?" Vegeta was just about to slap himself for saying that out loud.

"Um, no…Would you like to go swimming?" She was very obviously flustered, so Vegeta just nodded and followed her to the lake. She stripped of her simple dress revealing a thin white shift. She dived into the water with an energetic bounce. He stripped to his gi pants and waded in after her. The water was cool and he was slightly shocked when Bulma popped up for air and he realized her shift was now completely see-through.

Vegeta leaned down and whispered in her ear. "Would you like to get out now onna? You're flashing some…places I'm sure you'd rather not." She stiffened and looked down.

"AAAAAAAAAIEEEEEE! Why didn't you tell me faster? HENTAI!" She slapped him while he was still covering his tender ears.

"WHAT!?! IT WASN'T MY FAULT! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO GO SWIMMING BAKA-ONNA!"

"You could have told me or better NOT LOOKED!" She squealed and ran out of the water.

"Why? It's not like I haven't seen it before. I still don't see why you're so angry, I mean it was your idea!"

"YOU…YOU MAN!"

"Ah yes a snappy comeback onna." He smirked (A/N he does a awful lot of that doesn't he?) He liked it when she showed fire. She was currently hiding behind a bush putting on her outer-clothes.

"Shut up…you…URK!" She stomped out from behind the tree. Then she stopped and looked behind him with a puzzled expression.

"Oh my god! Run Vegeta NOW!" She stepped forward and gave him a shove in the direction away from the lake. Then she leveled her hands in some sort of attack as he turned back and saw…

Oohh!! What's behind Vegeta? CLIFFY! I gave you a hint of next episode (the kiss). Review please peoples…you know you want too…Maybe I'll get twenty reviews!!!(PleasePLEASEPLEASE). See ya'll later. Buh-Bye Dahlings!