Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ some FINE days ❯ chapter ...3!!! YAY! ( Chapter 3 )
this is better then 1 and 2, becuse this is 3.. yeah.. 3! thats more then 1 and 2! but..thats not as good as 5!.. but there is no chapter 5... cuz there is no chapter 4. 2 and 1 don't even add up to 4! but if you add 1 2 and 3 you get 6! i don't get it! 1 and 2 make 3.. so y can't 1 2 and 3 make 4?! so there for there should be NO chapter 5!!!! WOULD YOU STOP READING THIS SUMMARY!...DAMN!
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Suspense | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 10.12.2002 | Pages: 4 | Words: 818 | Visits: 156 | Status: Work In Progress
Trunks- Bra!! Get out of the bathroom, NOW! you've been in there for 3 hours!!!!!
Bra *in the bathroom* - go out side stupid!
Trunks- I don't need to PEE!
Bra- then go AWAY damnit!
Trunks- WE ~NEED~ TO USE THE BATHTUB!
Bra- We?!
Trunks- GOTEN AND I MORON!
Bra- GOTEN ?!!?! U 2 WANNA TAKE A BATHTOGATHER?!!??!
Trunks- BRA! THAT'S GROSS! NOOO! WOULD U JUST GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM!
Bra- NO! if my brother wants to be gay, he can DO IT SOMWHERE ELSE! Not in a princess bathroom.
Trunks- I'll brake down the door if u call me GAY one more time!!!!
Bra- you wouldn't dare! I'll tell dad!!!
Trunks- Bitch!
*Vegeta is in his bedroom (not down stars cuz that's where Goku is) he is listening to Trunks and Bra fight in the hallway*
Vegeta- TRUNKS DO NOT CALL YOUR SISTER A BITCH U LITTLE FUCK! Go outside and be gay with the neighbor kids!!!
Trunks- ……MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*down stars Bulma is showing Goku how to make Mac and Cheese *
Bulma- Now Goku, add the Cheese, from this little package when `this' alarm goes off, stir it till it looks like what u normally eat, I'll be RIGHT back. No Goku, that's paprika.. your allergic to that.
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*back up stars, Bulma just appears *
Bulma- ok, now whats going on?
Trunks- Goten is spending the night! DAD CALLED ME GAY! Bra called me GAY! We need to use the bathtub to wash this alligator we found, and Bra has been in there for 3 hours. And did I mention dad called ME GAY!?
Bra walks out of the bathroom with a towel.
Bra - FINE, THERE HAVE THE BATHROOM! Hm-
Goten faints at Bra walking out in a towel
Vegeta grumbles and slams the badroom door shut
Vegeta- Brats! What the hell are they good for? NOTHING! This was NOT my damn Idea!
Trunks pulls the dyeing alligator in the bathroom
Trunks- Goten! Come on!
*Bulma, Frowning, turns around and goes back down stars *
Bulma- Now Goku how are u doing?
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Back in the living room as that was all happening, Piccolo is reading a lovely story about to young men having a love affair.. it's a sappy book, so Piccolo is near tears.
The phone rings….
Phone- Ring……..ring…..ring
Piccolo- …sniff
Phone- Ring…ring…ring
Piccolo- …
Phone- RING …ring… Ring!
Piccolo- damnit! Is anyone gunna get that? sniff
*Sounds of a pan flying, water splashing, spoon dropping, screaming cat, neighbor yelling, car alarm and then… *
Goku- I COULD!
Phone- Ring.. ring.. ring
Piccolo goes back to reading his love story, not realizing that he unleashed Goku on very important and international phone calls that need technological resinous to continue running the world, not to mention it's the business line.
Goku in an apron that says "kiss the cook" and big heat pad mittens answers the phone.
Someone unknown to us because we don't know him - Hello, Capsule Corp?
Goku- No this is Goku. Sorry wrong number.
Goku hangs the phone up and goes back to Mac and Cheese .
….
Phone- Ring….ring … ring
Goku- Hell~oo!!
Someone unknown to us because we don't know him - Hello, Capsule Corp?
Goku- Nope this is Goku!
hangs the phone up.
Phone- Ring…ring..ring
Goku- Hello?!
Someone unknown to us because we don't know him - Hello, is this Capsule Corp?
Goku- No! this is GOKU! Wrong number!!
hangs up the phone.
Goku- Damn..
2 minutes later.
Phone- ring… ring… ring
Goku- Hello?! Capsule Corp, How may I help you?!
Same guy we don't know from 2 minutes ago, we still don't know his name- Hello This is Bob Fagimakoronamu
Goku- yes! Mr. Faggimksornanu can a take your order?
Bob- actually it's Fagimakoronamu.
Goku- that's what I said! Fakorgmnobamoo.
Bob- FAG-IMA-KORO-NA-MU
Goku- Mr. Fag-Ima-Koro-Na-Mu, what is it you would like to day?
Bob- just call me Bob. Is Mrs. Bulma B. home this evening?
Goku- Well Bob, actually she's not. May I take a Massage?!
Bob- yes , do you have a peace of paper and a pen?
Goku is stirring the Mac and Cheese with the HUGE mittens and trying to get something out of his eye.
Goku- Yup!
Bob- Please tell her that …5.. 6.. 8-3.. 7… 5 is the code to the consul.. PMR, and that she needs to call this number, 1-975..-689-…6778 .. ASAP or the computer system will crash and earth will lose power for 6 months, let alone the information. All the sick people! All will be lost…. Did you get all that? Do I need to rephrase it?
Goku- got it! Would you like fries with that?!
Bob-…. No.
Goku- that will be 3.95 Please pull up to the next window and Have a NICE DAY!
Goku Hangs up the phone.
Bulma- Goku Who called?
Goku- oh, some guy named Bob, he was trying to sell me sponges for $3.95.
Goku-sighs- Mac and Cheese? I made 600 bowls! I think that's enough.