Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Something Saijin This Way Comes ❯ I Can't Kill HIM! ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

MNK:Okay, so this isn’t my best work. I do best at writing romances where there’s actually acknowledged contact. Still, this is the beginning to both the Kat-nipped Saga and the Legacy of Katnip. Why is The Legacy all screwed up? I didn’t have access to manga from the Frieza Saga onward up until about a year and a half ago. Because of this, I only wrote of the Sagas I knew...The Saijin Saga, (Something Saijin This Way Comes and No Ordinary Love 1) and the Frieza Saga. (The Birth of a Legend 1) I started watching Dragon Ball Z during the beginning of the Majin Buu saga, so I know a little about that. Because I knew nothing of the story after the end of Frieza, I ended the Katnipped Saga with The Year of the Kat, which takes place right before the beginning of the Majin Buu Saga.
The Legacy of Katnip is currently up to three full stories, and multiple un-finished stories. If you want to read it all at once, I suggest the Katnipped Saga. If you’re willing to wait a few weeks between updates, then by all means, read the Legacy of Katnip, but be sure you don’t mix the stories up while you’re reading them. If you do, it makes absolutely no sense.
I got the title for this story from the play MacBeth, by William Shakespeare, and from an old movie titled Something Wicked This Way Comes. This story builds on a setting developed in the later parts of Dragon Ball, when Goku met his half-sister Kitty, telling about the first half of the Saijin Saga.
Disclaimers: I don’t Own Dragon Ball Z, and as far as I know, neither do you. It is owned by a dude named Akira Toriyama, but I am making Zippo on this, so he can’t sue me. However, if you use my settings, characters, or plots without my permission, I WILL hunt you down. (Grin)


























Kitty sped toward the ocean in an innocent ecstasy. She hadn’t seen Gohan since he was an infant, as Chi Chi deemed her a ‘hussy’ and a ‘bad influence.’ Today, however, everyone would be meeting at Roshi’s Island, and she could take a break from hunting the monster Kami-sama had sent her after. She reached the river Diablo which crashed over a cliff into the ocean. She came out of the trees. Her jaw dropped.
There was the monster. Naked, bathing in the river. He heard her gasp, and turned. Their eyes locked. Her head slammed into a monstrous live oak. Her unconscious body rolled down the bank into the river, and floated toward the cliff...
When Kitty awoke, Piccolo was dressed and held her head in his lap. He held a wet cloth to her brow, and growled impatiently. Her eyes flew open and she leapt to the nearest tree limb. Her long purple, white, and silver tail thrashed in despair. He’d saved her life...she couldn’t kill him now...the laws set down by the great Mother Lica forbade the betrayal of those to whom you owe great debts. Being saved from being dashed to pieces on the rocks below, brought forth a great great debt. She hadn’t seen Piccolo since the tournament five years ago, and she couldn’t help but notice how handsome he’d become. His sharp jaw had become a little more squared, and his skin, which had started out as a rather limp green, had become a bit greener. His body was also overall more muscular, and his chi had increased considerably. Kitty closed her eyes and shook her head vigorously. No, she couldn’t go thinking like that. Piccolo was pure evil----he was the son of Damaioh Daimao, Lord of Chaos. There couldn’t be a shred of good in him...there just couldn’t...Without another thought she leaped, swung, and danced through the tree tops till she reached the edge of the cliff. She leapt off the last tree limb, and flew out in the direction of Kame House.