Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Stuck In A Maze ❯ Even MORE Tranquilizer ( Chapter 2 )

Hi there folks! This is part two of my massive fanfic! So….

I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING IN THIS FANFIC EXCEPT ME AND THE FICTION… And matt :)

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Liberty: you really need to sort out your priorities, Matt!

Lulie: do you even have a clue what priorities are?

Liberty: maybe!

Vegeta: er… I don't mean to change the subject, but are me and Sophie still
married?

Sophie: no! You…! You…!

Liberty: calm down, Sophie. *Gives Sophie a tranquilizer*

Lulie: hey… where did Bulma and Goku go?

Liberty: lets have a search party.

Shawn: yay! A party!

Matt: lets look behind this curtain…

All except Matt: are they there???

Matt: nope, lets try this one… oh my god! Bulma and goku are kissing!

Vegeta: Bulma! How could you?

Bulma: he's cute!

Goku: serves you right, homo.

Vegeta: that's it!!! *does some kind of fancy DBZ attack or something*

Goku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Matt: sucker.

Goku: screw you guys, I'm goin home.

Lulie: well, now what?

Liberty: I've got an idea… girl meeting! Bulma, Lulie, Sophie, come to the girls
bathroom with me…… welcome to…

Sophie, Liberty, Bulma and Lulie: THE GIRL'S ROOM!

Liberty: I'm popular!

Bulma: I'm from DragonBall Z

Sophie: I'm easily agitated.

Lulie: I like gameboy!

Pizza boy: *walks into the girls bathroom* who ordered a pizza?

Sophie: that's mine!

Lulie: you ordered a pizza?! We're in a freakin maze here!

Pizza boy: that will will be $5.99, dude.

Sophie: *gives pizza boy a bunch of snail shells*

Pizza boy: err… You can't pay me in shells, dude. I need real money, it's Big
Round Pizza policy.

Sophie: *pretends to cry* but… but… I worked so to earn all those snail shells!
So many sleepless nights of hunting in my backyard for snails… then, finally, I
have enough to buy some real food, and you're saying a can't have it? Is a
medium sized pizza too much to ask? *sob*

Pizza boy: good one. I've seen a lot of people try to pull the same trick as
you. Have the pizza. You've got good acting skills, kid. Keep it up.

Sophie: what? But I really did work hard for all those shells!

Lulie: it's ok, Sophie, it's ok.

Sophie: *runs around in circles* now lets get down to business, I don't got no
time to play around what is this?

Liberty: time for a booster! *gives Sophie more tranquizer*

Sophie: sunshine, lolly pops and rainbows, saiya-jin prince and… sometimes I
feel I just have to… rape Vegeta!

Liberty: is there a best before date on this?

Lulie: yeah, it's right there, see?

Liberty: Lulie…

Lulie: what?

Liberty: that's the sereal number --;;

Lulie: I see.

Shawn: hey… wait a second… where'd Matt & Goku go?

Sophie: lets have another search party!

Shawn: yay! A party!

Vegeta: *lifts up a huge boulder* nope, not here.

Sophie: oh, Vegeta, you're so strong.

Vegeta: yo, I'm still gay y'know!

Sophie: oh, right *slaps Vegeta*

Vegeta: *says in a sarcastic manner* ow, that hurt. *falls over… in a sarcastic
manner*

Shawn: I guess he fainted… in a sarcastic manner.

Liberty: oya toya!

Lulie: hey…! What's that, in the sky?

Vegeta: it's a flying cow!

Liberty: it's a helicopter!

Lulie: no… IT'S SIERRA!!!!… and she's holding something!

Shawn: and it's comin right for us!!

Sierra: MOOOOOO! *lands on top of Vegeta and sticks a sign on him that says: I
am a gaywadd* sorry about that, old chap.

Sophie: Hey! He's not old!
Liberty: isn't he like, sixty?

Sophie: SHADDUP!

Lulie: Sierra, can you help us find Matt and goku?

Sierra: sure, why not.

Shawn: lets look behind these blinds!

I bet you guys know what's gonna happen now!


Lulie: *looks behind these blinds* nope, not here.

Lberty: What about THESE blinds. *looks behind THESE blinds*…. Oh my god!!! It's
Matt and Goku… dare I say it…. French kissing!!!


DAANDAANDAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lulie: sick!

Shawn: what's French kissing?

Liberty: I'll tell you when you're 18.

Vegeta: Goku, how could you? I mean… err… oh shit

Lulie: GOKU??? I thought you were straight! And what about Chi-Chi?

Goku: no. I'm bi. And I only ever liked Chi-Chi for her cooking, you know me,
I'm a fan of the food!

Liberty: SO…. PISSED…. OFF…. RIGHT…. NOW….

Shawn: lemmee get this straight. Vegeta is seeing Goku. Goku is seeing Vegeta
and Bulma AND Matt. Sophie was seeing Vegeta for like, two minutes. And Matt is
seeing Goku and Liberty?

Sierra: yup.

Liberty: this is too weird… it's like an American soap opera! I'm afraid this
fanfic is coming to an end. And now, the ending theme song. Sung by Matt, Goku
and Vegeta. Take it away, boys!

Vegeta: it's the end of this fanfic, it hurts to say goodbye, it's the end of
this fanfic, I think I'm gonna cry.

Goku: there will be more soon (not)…

Matt: I am not a baboon…

Vegeta: more of us gays are good…

Matt: You really should…!!

Goku, Matt and Vegeta: BE BE GAY, BE BE GAY!

Vegeta: you'll have a much nicer day, nicer day!

Matt: cos gays are so coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

Liberty: and by the way, I'm not a homophobic… and I'm not gay!

All: BYE!