Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Surprise! She's a WHAT?! ❯ Chapter 16

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SSAW?!: Ch16

Day 4 continued

Kahn thought it amusing when everyone turned to look at him and stare as though he nearly died.

"Staring at someone for a long period of time is rude you know." Kahn spoke.

The person who recovered first out of the group happened to be Chichi. Chichi came over and gave him a hug. "Kahn you are alright! We were worried about you!" Chichi said.

"Uh, thanks Chichi." Kahn responded, blushing ever so slightly. No sooner had Chichi stepped back, Trunks and Goten appeared as blurs and attached to his legs. Trailing after them was Marron, the daughter of Eighteen and Krillin. Kahn looked down to see the three kids smiling at him.

"Hello Marron. Trunks, Goten please remove yourselves from my legs so I can walk." Kahn said.

Marron just giggled.

"Nuh-uh. You have to play with us." Goten spoke.

"Yeah. Goten's dad said that this day should be spent relaxing." Trunks added.

"In that case then, alright. Though I know that Vegeta will be training in the GR." Kahn said. The boys eagerly removed themselves.

"Kahn, we need to know what happened on that day you were attacked." Goku stated.

The fusion took a deep breath and sighed. "There is not much I can tell you. I sat against a tree with my eyes closed, relaxing. The next thing I know, I feel intense power striking me from my right shoulder and then I fell unconscious." Kahn replied.

Eighteen, who had been silent said, "The attack started from your right shoulder? Interesting. Perhaps that might explain why you were out for two days."

"Two days huh? I'm glad that I woke up now and not still stuck in a white void." Kahn commented.

"White void? What are you talking about Kahn?" Bulma asked.

"Don't worry about it. I'll tell everyone later. It's time to have some fun!" Kahn answered.

Goku and Chichi left to spend quality time together.

Eighteen picked up Marron and went inside with Bulma & Krillin.

Piccolo meditated in his favorite place.

Vegeta stopped training to pick up the ki of Kahn. "Finally." he muttered. He found Kahn ready to go off with Trunks and Goten.

"Kahn." Vegeta spoke. Kahn turned to find Vegeta smirking at him.

"Well, what do you want Vegeta?" Kahn asked.

"This will be one of the few times you may hear this from me. It's about time you woke up." Vegeta said.

"Sure thing Vegeta." Kahn spoke. Vegeta merely snorted and returned to the GR grumbling something about they should be training and not listening to Kakarot. Kahn just smiled and flew off with Goten and Trunks.

"I thought you were going to change them back today." Dende said.

"I changed my mind Dende. Early tomorrow morning they shall be returned to normal." Destiny spoke.

"Why then?"

"I think Kahn deserves some time off since they have not had a chance to really have fun."

"Gotcha."

Red digits on clocks read 6:44 p.m.

Eighteen, Krillin, and Marron had already left. Selene and Jasper went back to the house he shared with Katherine. Vegeta had stopped training and showered before he came downstairs to wait while Bulma cooked dinner.

"When do you think they will be back?" Chichi asked softly, resting her chin against Goku's shoulder.

"Don't worry Chi, they will be fine." Goku responded.

Kahn enjoyed playing around for the day and easing the strain of having to train for that force. Currently the trio sat against a tree. "We should be heading back for dinner." Kahn said, breaking the silence.

"I know, but we had fun today!" Trunks said.

"Yeah!" Goten agreed.

Raising to his feet the fusion motioned for the boys to stand. "I will take you home Trunks courtesy of Instant Transmission." Kahn stated. Kahn brought two fingers up and they disappeared.

"Woman, is it ready yet?"

"No. Besides I am waiting for Trunks to come home."

Vegeta scowled when he sensed his son, Goten, and Kahn in the kitchen.

"Just dropping off Trunks." Kahn paused to see how Bulma is cooking on the stove. "Eh, what the hell are you doing Bulma?" Kahn said.

"I'm cooking dinner, what else am I doing?" Bulma answered. The fusion peeked in the big pot to see what she was cooking and frowned.

"Is that supposed to be stew by chance?"

"Yes." This caused Kahn to frown even more.

"Hehehehe… Remind me to come over some time for something important. Let's go Goten." Kahn said, vanishing.

Bulma stared where Kahn used to be. "That was weird." she muttered.

Chichi and Goku looked up to see the faces of Kahn and Goten.

"I'd bet you're both hungry from today. Goku couldn't hold out so he and I ate already." Chichi said. Chichi entered the kitchen to prepare dinner for both of the saiyans. Kahn and Goten ate dinner while Chichi and Goku watched. After dinner Kahn announced he would be in Gohan's room. Goten didn't object to stay with his mom and dad.

Kahn sat down at the desk, looking at the journal that belonged to Gohan. He had a notion to read the other entries( Katherine of course), but he decided against it(Gohan). He opened the journal without reading any entries to a blank page.

This is day four already. I am glad that I woke up today. However it still puzzles me how the device disappeared. None of the other Z-fighters knew where Katherine/Jasper's house was expect for Vegeta, Selene, Jasper, and Gohan. I keep Jasper and Selene out of the lab and Vegeta never saw it. So that would only leave Dende or Destiny…

The fusion paused to think about the possibility and suddenly it clicked in his mind. He wrote furiously.

Of course! They would be the only ones able to pull something like this off! Why didn't I suspect it sooner! Wait till I get my hands on them! I'll pound them in the ground! That's all.

Kahn

Kahn set the pen down and closed the journal. He decided to meditate a while to get his bearings straight. The fusion sat Indian style on the bed and closed his eyes. Kahn hovered a few feet above the bed. He smirked as little nasty thoughts occurred to him to get Dende and Destiny back. The fusion didn't hear the knock on the door right away. When Chichi didn't get a response, she opened the door. She smiled seeing Kahn in peace.

"Kahn, go to bed. It's late. You need sleep for tomorrow." Chichi said.

Kahn cracked an eye open and replied, "Alright." Chichi left the room, closing the door. Kahn changed into pjs and climbed in bed.

Day 5

"My prince we are entering Earth's atmosphere." the pilot spoke.

"Excellent." Gabriel stated. He had been training with Jasmine for the five days. The prince couldn't wait to drag Katherine's ass back to her home planet of Dalmor and get married. Jasmine knew that he was thinking about Katherine and she smiled.

"She will pay for escaping you. I'll make sure." Jasmine spoke.

"Of course." Gabriel said.

Destiny appeared in the room where Kahn slept. Kahn currently sleeping on his stomach. The goddess glanced at the clock, it read: 4:03 a.m. "Good." she whispered. Destiny snapped her finger and Kahn's training gi appeared. Taking Kahn's leg gently, she vanished with him. Dende paced around the Lookout waiting for Destiny to come back. He sensed her presence and noticed that she held Kahn by his leg.

"This will be interesting." Dende said.

"It will be Dende, just watch." Destiny spoke. She used her psychic powers to suspend Kahn upside down in the air and a bucket of water appeared in her hands.

Dende took a quick peek in the bucket and asked, "How cold is that water?"

Destiny only smiled and Dende knew it had to be very, very cold. She chucked the water in Kahn's face.

Kahn was having a nice dream when something cold hit his face. His eyes opened right away and he shivered. "H-Holy c-crap, that's cold! Who did… what the hell?" the fusion exclaimed. He could see Dende and Destiny, but they were upside to him. He realized who did this.

"Destiny! Release me at once!! You two will be so dead!!!" Kahn shouted.

"What, you didn't like my wake-up call?" Destiny asked, sounding hurt.

"It wasn't nice you know. Are you going to release me or what?" Kahn responded.

Destiny snapped her fingers and Kahn dropped on his head. "Oww!!! That hurts!" he muttered. Rising to his feet, his soft blue eyes eyed Dende and Destiny.

"Where is the device?!" Kahn demanded.

"Uh, what device?" Dende lied.

Kahn growled softly to let Dende he wasn't in a happy mood.

"I have it." Destiny announced.

"WHAT? Whose idea was this?" Kahn exclaimed slowly.

Dende gulped and replied, "Mine. I wanted to have some fun with you two. Destiny did this to you, I helped."

Kahn twitched for a second before dashing for Dende. Dende ran as fast as he could around the Lookout. Destiny chuckled as Kahn held Dende in his grasp and threatened bloody murder if he ever tried something like this again. He dropped Dende and Dende sighed with relief. Kahn turned to Destiny.

"You stop giving Dende these ideas of yours Destiny. Now change us back." Kahn declared.

The goddess withdrew the device and set the setting for reverse. She aimed it at Kahn and fired. Kahn closed his eyes and he split. Gohan and Katherine stumbled back and stared at each other. Kat noticed that Gohan wore a black-purple gi while she wore an azure one. She came over to raise Gohan's hands. Kat placed her palms over his. "Gohan? You okay?" she asked.

Gohan blinked and found Kat staring in front of him. "Kat, we're really… huh?" he spoke, interrupted when a light covered them and Kahn stood again.

Looking down, Kahn yelled, "What the fucking hell?! We just un-fused!! How is this possible?!"

"Hmm… it's possible that this is a side effect from the ray Kahn. Just focus on your two separate halves and you should revert back." Destiny suggested.

"Having this as a side effect is a lot better then other side effects I could think of. Let me try." Kahn said. He concentrated on the two halves and Kahn split back into Gohan and Katherine. Katherine and Gohan leaped for joy and hugged each other. Reality kicked in and they went back to normal.

"We should head back to what sleep what we can get Gohan." Kat stated.

"Yeah, so no one freaks out that we're gone." Gohan said. They used their Instant Transmission to leave the Lookout.

Dende and Destiny just looked at each other.

Re-appearing in Gohan's room, neither of them stirred up a conservation. Gohan looked at his clock to find it was 4:31 a.m. "What?!" he breathed.

Kat saw the time too and cursed. "Yeah, we better go back to bed. Didn't realize Destiny had woken us up that early."

"How? There's only bed in here and I don't feel like sneaking out to the couch…"

"Simple. We both sleep in it."

"We can't do that!"

"Sure we can. You just said you wouldn't sneak to the couch. Besides that might freak everyone out if one of us goes to the kitchen first. Or you afraid?"

"I am not afraid."

"Good."

Kat crawled on one side. Gohan swore what he got himself into and crawled on the other side. He pulled the covers over them. (A/N: You do realize that they are wearing their training outfits and no, they do not do anything!)

Chichi hummed as she made breakfast. Goku and Goten sat the kitchen table, drooling.

"Goten, go wake up Kahn."

"Okay."

Goten crept in his oniisan's room and headed for the bed. He frowned for some reason. He saw a mass of black hair and his oniisan's hair. It didn't dawn on him yet that he was seeing Katherine and Gohan. Goten decided to yank on the mass of black hair. There was a curse and sapphire eyes looked at him.

"G-Goten? That you?"

Goten took one look at Katherine and then screamed, "Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!" He fled the room in a hurry.

Gohan jerked awake and saw Katherine's worried eyes. "Who was that?"

"Your brother."

"Oh no." Gohan jumped out of bed immediately, fixing his training gi and dashed out of the room. Kat followed suit.

Goku and Chichi froze as they heard Goten scream and he ran in the room.

"Mommy! Daddy! I saw Katherine!!" Goten breathed.

"W-What?" Chichi asked.

"It's true." Kat's voice answered. They turned to find Gohan and Katherine standing in the kitchen entryway. Tears of joy welled up in Chichi's eyes and she hugged both teenagers. Goku too happy that they were back to normal. Goten smiled happily.

"I'm glad that you're fine." she said.

"Thanks mom." Gohan said.

"Bulma said we should come over after breakfast to wait for that force to arrive." Goku stated.

Katherine and Gohan nodded.

"I see that you two are already to go. Are you ready?" Chichi said.

"Not quite. Let me do my hair real quick." Kat answered. They watched her head for the bathroom.

Kat looked in the mirror, debating what to do with her hair. "Perhaps a style from Dalmor?" The ancient saiyan braided one braid on the left side and the other on the right. These two braids joined like a top ponytail. The jointed braid ends and some of the loose hair, she wrapped in a bun-like style, and held it with bobby pins. Kat left the remainder hair down. She re-joined the others. Goku used Instant Transmission and they vanished.

At Capsule Corps, most of the Z-fighters were there. Yamcha, Selene, Jasper, Krillin, Eighteen, Trunks, and Piccolo. Tien & Chouzo could not be reached. Marron stayed behind with Master Roshi. Bulma, Vegeta, and everyone waited for the Sons to arrive. It just so happened that Goku and Chichi were shielding Katherine and Gohan, who could be sensed and everyone would find out they were not fused. However they didn't.

"So where is Kahn?" Jasper asked when he didn't see the fusion.

"Right here." two voices echoed. Chichi and Goku parted to let Gohan and Katherine come forward into view.

The first ones to rush over were Jasper and Selene. They hugged the teenagers with joy. "Kat, what happened?" Selene asked.

"It is not really long to tell you Selene, but I feel we should be concentrating on that force. This is something Gohan and I can show. Stand back." Kat responded.

Kat placed her hands in front of her, palms facing Gohan. "Ready?"

Gohan nodded and placed his hands over hers. A bright light engulfed them and once again, Kahn stood there.

"What the fricking hell!?" Vegeta swore.

"H-How is that possible when you were fused together yesterday?" Bulma stuttered.

"We did Bulma. This is the side effect of the ray. Remember I told you that this ray had never been tested before until it hit us." Kahn replied.

"Do you know how it will last?" Bulma asked.

Kahn shrugged and split back into Katherine and Gohan.

"You could tell everyone how it felt to be fused." Krillin said, grinning. This earned the former monk two vicious glares from the two saiyans.

Vegeta knew they were becoming mates, only they didn't realize it yet and he walked over. "So brats you have something to say?" he inquired.

"What are you talking about Vegeta?" Gohan said.

"I think you know what I'm referring to brat." the prince stated.

Gohan still had no idea what Vegeta specifically wanted. While Katherine understood in his choice of words what it was.

"Gohan, I think I know what's he's referring to. Vegeta, we can talk over there." Kat spoke, pointing in a direction.

Vegeta smirked and followed the pair.

Chichi saw this and asked, "Goku why are they talking with Vegeta?"

Goku simply smiled. "I have an idea what." he answered.

Gabriel watched out the viewpoint of the ship and saw they were above some empty valley. "Set the ship down here." he commanded.

"Yes my prince." the pilot said. The pilot landed the ship and opened the doors.

Gabriel met up with Jasmine and they led the twenty men down the ramp.

"Are we going to find Katherine first?" she asked.

"No. She will come to us." Gabriel replied.

Katherine stopped talking with Gohan and Vegeta when she felt the one presence she didn't want to sense. Her body stiffened and she growled softly. Gohan and Vegeta saw her react to something.

"Kat, what' wrong?" Gohan asked, worried.

"He's here." she said.

"Tanaka who's here?"

"It can't be him!"

"Kat, you're making no sense."

Kat's sapphire eyes turned cold anger that neither of them had seen before.

"Coxc Ehz hr x pqcto! Ohj yxfs coxc pxecxfy thus osfs! Q txz'c jxqc ch vqtv oqe ehffd xee!!" Kat hissed loudly.

The other Z-Fighters all turned when they heard Kat's outburst and how angry she seemed to be.

"What the hell did Tanaka say!?" Vegeta exclaimed.

For some reason Gohan understood what Kat just said and waved his hands nervously. "Uh, you don't want to know what she said!" he laughed.

"Gohan? You actually understood what she said? It takes anyone time to learn our language." Jasper muttered.

"Gohan, what did she say?" Bulma asked.

Gohan looked back at Kat, who remained angry and silent. "You really don't want to know." he said finally.

"Why not?" his mother asked.

Vegeta thought it strange how Gohan could understand her language, unless somehow the fusion between them enabled him to do so.

"Fine. I'm warning you though: don't blame me for your reaction. She said: That son of a bitch! How dare that bastard come here! I can't wait to kick his sorry ass!!" Gohan replied.

Gasps were heard throughout the group. Vegeta maintained his reaction.

"Tanaka, who is he?" Vegeta demanded.

Kat calmed herself down to answer and crossed her arms. "He is Gabriel my 'supposed' future husband." she responded coolly.

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What is everyone's reaction going to be for this revelation? Will it be shock? anger? Tune in to the next chapter to find out. R & R!

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