Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Surprise! She's a WHAT?! ❯ Chapter 1

Me: *resting in chair and closing eyes* Peace and quiet for once.

*Trunks and Goten walk in the room carrying buckets of the iciest cold water they could find*

Goten: Are you sure about this Trunks?

Trunks: Goten stop worrying about it. We dump the buckets on my command.

Goten: Okay Trunks.

Trunks: *he and Goten walk over to the author* Ready? One…Two…Three!

*The two chibis dump their buckets on Destiny's Light*

Me: *wakes up suddenly and screams* Hooooooooooooly craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap itttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt's colddddddddddddddddd!

*Trunks and Goten burst out laughing on the floor.*

Me: *notices the two troublemakers laughing their butts off* Ahem!

Trunks & Goten: *gulp and stare at the now glaring author* W-what?

Me: You two are so dead! *whips out frying pan of death*

Trunks: Not the frying pan! *runs off*

Goten: Noooooooooooooooooo! *runs off*

Me: * chases after them and multiple clanks are heard.* Well's that that. Time for the disclaimer. I do not own DBZ. I repeat: I DO NOT OWN DBZ!!!! It belongs to Akira Toriyama. I own my character Katherine. No suing please!

Surprise! She's a WHAT?!: Chapter One

Vegeta raised an eyebrow and scowled at the two. "A female? I suppose that she is a baka human." he said, turning back to the Gravity Room.

"Dad, she's hurt." Trunks spoke up. Vegeta paused dead in his tracks and turned back to his son.

"Where is she?" Vegeta asked.

"Not too far from Capsule Corps." Trunks answered.

Vegeta knew that he would regret this later, but he would do this. "Show me where this baka female is." he stated. Goten & Trunks nodded and flew off. Vegeta followed after the brats and settled down on the grounds near them.

"There she is Mr. Vegeta." Goten said, pointing. Vegeta walked over to where Kakarot's second brat was pointing and looked down. He indeed did see a female and noticed that she was knocked out. The prince of the Saiyans knelt down beside her and scooped her into his arms. He looked back to his son & Kakarot's brat, who were grinning at him. Vegeta flashed a glare at them.

"I am not going soft brats. I am only doing this for your sake." He then flew off at a fast pace for Capsule Corps. Trunks and Goten giggled and followed.

Vegeta came into the living room and yelled, "WOMAN!!!!" Bulma heard the rather loud voice of her husband, Vegeta. She stopped what she was doing and stood up.

"He better not have broken the GR again! Wait till I give him a piece of my mind!" Bulma said, storming out of the lab. She came into the living room and prepared to give him a nice earful when she saw who he had in his arms.

"Vegeta who is that?' Bulma asked.

"The brats found her unconscious in the woods near here. She needs medical attention immediately onna." Vegeta replied. Bulma only nodded and scurried over to the room with the rejuvenation tank in it followed by Vegeta. Then by Trunks and Goten. After a few minutes their injured guest was in the rejuvenation tank. The four occupants in the room watched it fill with the healing liquid. Bulma started looking over the readouts. She scanned the data and gasped.

"Woman what is it? Vegeta asked as he watched her.

"It's strange. Her DNA is similar to a Saiyan's." Bulma answered. Vegeta stared hard at his mate. *What?!* The two chibis jaws dropped.

"Does that mean she's a saiyan?" Goten asked innocently. Everyone in the room sweatdropped. Trunks punched Goten lightly.

"She's not a saiyan you dummy! Mom said her DNA is similar to ours. If she was a Saiyan, she would have a tail." Trunks responded.

"What's DNA?" Goten asked. Everyone did the anime drop.

Son Gohan wiped his brow as he continued to train. He had been practicing for two hours. Now he decided to meditate for a while. Hovering in the air, Gohan closed his eyes. Some time passed with utter silence. That was until he heard his mother's loud voice. "GOHAN! TIME TO COME HOME!" Gohan sighed and speed back to his house. Upon entering the house Chichi smiled at him.

"Gohan I need you to pick up Goten from Capsule Corps. I will have dinner ready when you two get back." Chichi stated.

"Alright mom. See you in a few." Gohan replied as he exited through the door and took off in the air. The breeze felt nice against his face as Gohan made his way to Capsule Corps. Gohan landed near the GR and walked towards the door. He peeked inside to find it empty. "Strange. Vegeta is always in there training. Perhaps he is inside eating." He walked over to the door of Capsule Corps and rang the doorbell. Moments passed and no one answered. "What is going on?" He rang the doorbell a second time.

Vegeta's sensitive hearing picked up the ringing of the doorbell. "Woman there is someone at the door." Bulma turned away from the panel and looked at him.

"You want me to get the door?" Bulma said. Vegeta gave her his usual trademark grin. She saw this and a fire got into her blue eyes. Goten and Trunks watched as Bulma went up to Vegeta and started to yell at him.

Why should I get it? You are capable of answering the door! Now go answer it!" Bulma snapped. Vegeta said nothing but gave an amused smile. Goten and Trunks exchanged looks with each other and sighed. Gohan was starting to get impatient.

"Someone has to be here! I was hoping that it would be easier then this! Gohan muttered as he punched in the code for the door and stepped inside. He noted that no one was in the living room and that's when he heard Bulma's loud voice. *No wonder no one answered the door. How come Goten or Trunks didn't get the door?* Gohan followed Bulma's voice and found that she was in the rejuvenation room. He stepped in the doorway to see Bulma & Vegeta going at it and Goten & Trunks watching the whole thing. His eyes wandered to the tank and noticed that someone was inside. *What?! Who's in there?* "Bulma who is in the tank?"

Vegeta had been so wrapped up in arguing with Bulma that he just now sensed Kakarot's first brat's ki. Bulma and the boys turned to who was in the doorway. "What are you doing here brat?" Vegeta growled.

"Vegeta he is here to pick up Goten. No one knows who this person is. All we know is that it is a female." Bulma answered. Goten and Trunks grinned happily and rushed over to Gohan. They each grabbed on to one of his legs.

"Hiya oniichan!" Goten cried excitedly.

"Hiya Gohan!" Trunks said happily. Gohan smiled and roughed up both their hair. He then looked over at Bulma and Vegeta.

"Could you two please let go of me?" The two boys did as they were told. "Bulma, wait it's a she!?" Gohan spoke.

"Of course it is brat. The two little brats found her near here. I had the pleasure of bringing her here. Don't ever mention that I the prince of saiyans did this. I am going back to the GR to train." Vegeta responded as he left the room.

Gohan walked up to the rejuvenation tank and studied the person inside. *I think she has blonde hair. I wonder how she got here?* "Bulma?" he asked.

"What is it Gohan?"

"How serious were her injuries?"

Bulma tapped a finger to her head as she thought about it. *From just looking at her, I could see that she was injured in more then one place. I mean I saw blood had soaked her left shoulder and her right knee. Not quite sure where else she was injured.* "I am not all entirely sure Gohan. From what I saw of her, she looked pretty bad."

Gohan turned to his brother. "Goten mom is expecting us home for dinner. Why don't you go on ahead and tell mom that I will stay here to watch her."

"Alright oniichan I will. I hope mom doesn't whack me with that frying pan of doom." Goten replied and scurried off.

"Trunks, could you please tell me how you two found her?" Gohan asked. The lavender-haired boy grinned at Gohan and told him that he would.

Goten hopped off Nimbus and went inside the house. Chichi heard the door open and came out to the living room to see who it was. She found that it was only Goten. *Wait! Only Goten???!*

"Goten where is your brother?"

"Oniichan? He's staying at Capsule Corps to watch over a girl that Trunks & I found---

"WHAT?! GOHAN KNOWS HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HOME!" Chichi cried as she whipped out her frying pan and swung it as hard as she could. *wham* *wham* She chased Goten around the house while hitting him with it.

"Owwwwwwwwwwie! Owwwwwwwwwwie! Oniichan is staying there because she was hurt bad." Goten exclaimed while trying to cover his head. Chichi suddenly got stars in her eyes and tucked her pan away. She smiled sweetly at her son completely forgetting what she had just done a moment ago.

"Why didn't you just say so in the first place? He can stay as long as he needs to. Maybe I will get grandchildren later! Goten dear go eat your dinner now." Chichi said. Goten started to drool at the mention of food and rushed into the kitchen. Chichi sighed as Goten reminded her of Goku so much and walked back in the kitchen.

"Thanks. Bulma how long until she gets out of there?" Gohan said.

"Let's see… Bulma starts to calculate it in her mind. After a few moments the blue-haired genius replied, "I'd say about two hours."

"Two hours. Bulma I will stay here and watch her. You can work on things you need to get done." Gohan stated.

"Are you sure Gohan?" Bulma asked.

"Yes." Gohan answered. Bulma started to walk away, but she looked back at Gohan.

"I will be in my lab. Come get me when she awakens. I will have my mom bring in something to eat for you Gohan in a little while." she simply said.

"Me too mom! I'm staying here with Gohan!" Trunks added. Bulma smiled at her son and left the room. She made her way to her lab and stepped inside. *I wonder why Gohan wants to watch her. Maybe she will be his girlfriend?* Gohan decided to pull up a chair and sat in it. Trunks did the same. Both demi-saiyans stared at each other for five minutes before one of them broke the silence.

Five minutes pass…

"This is boring Gohan."

"Already Trunks? It has been only five minutes!"

"Darn."

10 minutes pass…

"I'm bored."

"So?"

15 minutes pass…

"I'm still bored."

"Meditate then."

Trunks closed his eyes and tried to meditate. After only a minute he opened his eyes. "I can't."

"…"

20 minutes pass…

"How much longer?"

Gohan is starting to get annoyed by Trunks questions. "100 minutes to go."

25 minutes pass…

"Now how much longer?"

Gohan's anger is slowing raising. "Trunks if do this again in five minutes I will kill you."

Trunks nods his head, but snickers softly to himself.

30 minutes pass…

How much longer?" Trunks starts to whine but a death glare from Gohan shuts him up.

"This will end now Trunks. I am going to take a nap." Gohan growls. As he starts to close his eyes Mrs. Briefs comes in the room with two trays loaded with food.

"Here's your food sweeties." Mrs. Briefs said, setting the trays down.

"Thank you." Trunks says as he starts to eat his food. Mrs. Briefs leaves the room smiling. Gohan smells the aura of food and opens his eyes immediately. He digs into the food heartily. In no time flat the two demi-saiyans woofed down their meals.

"Trunks please leave me alone as I rest."

"Darn. Alright."

Gohan closed his eyes and leaned back in the chair. Trunks sighed and closed his eyes too.

1 hr and 30 minutes pass…

Images floated throughout the mind of their female guest as she remembered what happened to her before blacking out. She felt like she was floating in some water and slowly opened her eyes. Adjusting her vision she saw that was floating in some tank. *What!? I must be in some healing tank because I feel great. But where am I?* The female averted her eyes to the two persons outside the tank. Both appeared to be sleeping. *Hmm… Odd… By her judgment they were both males. The one on her left had somewhat long black naturally spiky hair. Spiky hair? Black spiky hair? The other person has short lavender hair. Huh? I think a light is beeping.*

A strange beeping noise woke up Gohan and he glanced at the panel. A light was flashing green. "Her injuries must be healed already." Gohan said, pressing the button to drain the liquid. He strode over to Trunks and shook him awake.

"What is it? W-what?!" Trunks said as he turned to the tank to see that the girl was awake.

"Go get Bulma." Gohan commanded. Trunks rushed out of the room and Gohan turned to the tank. He watched the remaining liquid disappear and pressed a button to open the tank. She notices that the tank has opened and takes off the mask. Then she steps out of the tank and looks at who is left in the room. It was the male with spiky hair and his coal black eyes were staring at her. Gohan for some reason couldn't help to look at her. He noticed that her eyes were dark blue like a sapphire. Both of them remained staring at each other.

Bulma was putting the finishing touches on her new invention and stood up to wipe the sweat off her forehead. She suddenly heard the door of the lab open and Trunks ran in the room. "Mom she's awake!" Trunks exclaimed happily.

"Excellent!" Bulma squealed. She set down the tool that was in her hand and followed Trunks out of the room. Halfway there they met Vegeta.

"Where are you two going?" Vegeta asked.

"Vegeta she has awakened." Bulma replied. Vegeta knew who the woman referred to and immediately dumped his plan to take a shower.

"I want to see this. My shower can wait." he spoke. Vegeta, Bulma and Trunks walked back into the room and found that Gohan and the girl were staring at each other. Vegeta let out a growl to let Gohan know that they were in the room. Gohan and the girl turned to the other three people in the room.

"Sorry about that Vegeta. We were just staring each other down." Gohan said nervously as he put his hand behind his head in the typical Son gesture.

"I'm sure you were brat. Don't tell me that you have your future mate already." Vegeta retorted.

"WHAT?! She's not my future mate!" Gohan exclaimed, blushing the whole time. Vegeta gave him an amusing smile. Bulma and Trunks were laughing at him. The girl next to Gohan did not find this amusing and cleared her throat to get their attention. All talk stopped dead as the four people stared at their guest.

"Now that I have your undivided attention, I would like to point out something. I don't know who you are buddy, but I am not his MATE!!!!" the girl declared. Anger flashed into Vegeta's eyes and he stormed up to her.

"How dare you speak to me baka human! I am Prince Vegeta of the Saiyans!!" Vegeta roared.

"Baka human? I am not a baka human!!!! Maybe this will teach you!" the girl exclaimed as she started to glow with a gold aura. Vegeta, Gohan, Bulma, and Trunks had to cover their eyes for a moment before looking back. Now standing before them was a girl with her blonde hair raised and her sapphire eyes teal.

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Hehehehehe… I ended it with a cliffhanger. So how do you like it so far, hm? Tell me in a review if you are so kind. Read and review!!!!

White Phoenix