Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Ten Reasons Why... ❯ Freiza ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

By: animej

Ten Reasons Why...

-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I GOT A REVIEW!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

-Thank you for reviewing! ^-^ I probably wouldn't have written this without THAT review!! *Cries a lot*

*ahem*

I got the idea for this from a picture I saw...

-I don't own the picture, and I DON'T own and DBZ characters...

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This chapter is about ten reasons NOT to steal Freiza's Jellybeans... (yes...jellybeans...)

1...HE WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!

2...He might use his girlish voice and wine a lot...how annoying... (no offence to all you Freiza lovers out there...)

3...He might have, yet, ANOTHER transformation which could be a... GIANT, PINK, UGLY THING!!!!!!!! (AAAAAAH!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!)

4...He could send Zarbon to KILL you... (or at least torment you for a long, long, time...)

5...OR!!!! He could send... *shudders* DODORIA!!!!!!! (dun dun dun)

6...He might throw a hissy-fit...

7...He could make you SUFFER, by making YOU go out and buy ALL the jellybeans that he wants... Then when he's finished... HE WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!

8...He could send his ENTIRE ELITE after you... (Hmmm... one to about... a million... Those odds are NOT good...)

9...He could take you and a few others, and BLOW UP THE PLANET!!!!!! Then he might make you (and the `few others') become servants for him and his Elite... FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!!!

10...Did I say... HE WILL KILL YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

*yes... It IS stupid...*

*Sigh* People doing things before thinking of the consequences... Tsk, tsk, tsk...