Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Ten Reasons Why... ❯ Nappa... ( Chapter 7 )

Ten reasons's why...

-I do NOT own any DBZ characters... blah, blah, blah... You know the rest...

-Could someone review? ;_; Pweese?

Ok... THIS chapter is about... NAPPA!!!!! Nappa, Nappa, Nappa, Nappa, NAPPA!!!!!!! Ok, you get the point...

(1). Never call him CUEBALL, THY WILL DIE!

(2). Never say is fat just say he's "BIG BONED", or u will DIE!

(3). Never dress up like Freiza and go up behind

him and laugh real LOUD, he'll find out, and thy should really RUN!

(4). Never insult his feelings for Dabora, that will get ya KILLED!(Just made that up people)

(5). Never and I MEAN NEVER tell him that he looks like KRILLIN, because, you had better RUN!!!! MHHHHHHHHHH *ahem, sorry*

(6) Don't by him a WIG!!!!! He will get SOOOOOO pissed off, and offended at you... HE WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!

(7) Don't EVER make him cry... -_-;;;;;;;;;;;; It's NOT a pretty sight...

(8) NEVER... EVER... say he is short... because... first of all... HE'S NOT!!!!! And second... Thee who calls him short shall suffer the consequences of... uh... SOMETHING BAD!!!! Yeah... that's it...

(9) Don't give him a pet squirrel... He might squeeze him too hard or something... o.o;;;;;;;;;

(10) When you're around Nappa... Don't punch him... What? Do you have a DEATH WISH or something?!?!?!?!?!

~Yup... a LOT of people will DIE from doing these things... or others will suffer... Poor squirrel! ;_;~

Animej: Well this is one of the stories I have. I also have one called Dragon Fighters, and if- *Vegeta elbows animej in the head*

Vegeta: Nobody wants to hear your STUPID stories woman!'

Animej: Ow...

Meg: Hey Krillin! I didn't know YOU were here! ^-^

Nappa: *turns around and faces Meg* I'm NOT Krillin...

Meg: *gulp* Uh... I'll just go over hear now... *Scoots away...*

Animej: *dressed up in a big Frieza suit* *stands behind Nappa* ..........AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!- huh?

Nappa: *Turns around* Grrr... FRIEZA!!!! What are you doing?

Animej: I'm not Frieza...

Chichi: WHERE'S ANIMEJ?!?!?!?! I'LL KILL HER FOR INSULTING MY HUSBAND!!!!

Animej: I'm Frieza! I'm frieza!!!!

Meg: *holds a peach cobbler pie* Heheheh...

Zarbon: Oh Frieza! My love! *shoves a red rose is Animej's mouth sideways...* Lets... TANGO!!!!!!

Meg: *walks up to Piccolo with pie behind back* Hi!

Animej: I'm NOT Frieza!!!!! *takes off giant frieza head-mask type thing...

Nappa: YOU DARE PRETEND TO BE FRIEZA????????

Animej: *pushes Zarbon away* I'm Frieza! I'm frieza!

Vegeta: You know, Nappa, Frieza destroyed Planet Vegeta...

Animej: I'M NOT FRIEZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meg: *shoves pie down piccolo's throat* AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! *Laughs evilly*

*loud rumbling noise id heard*

Meg: Huh?

*loud noise gets EVEN louder*

Meg: What the?!?!?!?!

*the loud noise was Piccolo otaku's*

Meg: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Nappa: You DARE MOCK ME?!?!?!?!?!?!

Animej: NO! NO! NEVER!!! Heheheh...

Nappa: DIIIEE!!!!!!

Bulma: I lost my underpants... *pout*

Frieza: Oh dear...

Meg: Well... It looks like animej will be, um, hurt for a while... so, I'll be here next time TOO!!!!!! ^-^

YAY!!!!! Huh? VEGETA!!! What are you doing to the camera?!?!?!

Vegeta: STUPID CAMERA!!

~signal lost~