Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Thanksgiving with the Boys ❯ New Discoveries ( Chapter 4 )
Chapter 4: New Discoveries
*Krillin: "We'll start off with Goku's side. It seems that he has........a single turkey!? Hey Goku, what happened to all that food that you shoved into the microwave?!"
*Goku: "Ummmmm...I ate it."
Gohan: "That's not very big. We'll be lucky if it can even feed 2 people. Let's see what Vegeta made. It's a..."
Krillin and Gohan: "......HOT DOG?! Woah, that's a big hot dog."
*Trunks(off camera, screaming): "FATHER!!! Are hot dogs the only thing you know how to make!?"
Vegeta: "This is not any ordinary hot dog. I've added my own special ingredients to enhance the flavor and make it larger."
Krillin: "*ahem* Um, yeah. Anyway, now it is time for the last contestant. Uhh? What exactly is that Goten?"
Goten: "It's my bean supreme. I took lots and lots of baked beans and mixed them with soy sauce. Since it wasn't sweet enough, I mixed in some marshmallows and threw in a couple of peaches and some peanuts for a little crunch."
Gohan: "Well Goten, that's… uhh… interesting.
Krillin: "Well, now its time for the taste- testers to decided who has made the best meal. Gohan, Pan and Yamcha...Begin!"
Gohan: "Well lets try Vegeta's hot dog first.'' *Chomp* "Uhhh! Vegeta, what exactly did you put in this?……….. Wait, let Yamcha and Pan try it too. Come and try it guys."
Yamcha and Pan: "Well…. Ok. (Hesitantly, they both take a small bite and it squishes and crunches in their mouth)………………………… ;….. OH MY GOSH! WHAT IS IN THIS?!"
Vegeta: "What is your problem? It's a masterpiece. I slit open the hotdog and lined the inside of it with some squash; marinated in some … uh … what was that stuff called (he picks up the bottle to spell it out) vvv…vinnnneegar oil. Yeah that's it, vinegar oil (mental note: whatever that is). Since I didn't think that would be sweet enough, I took some of that white powder under the sink and sprinkled a pinch of it inside it. Then I topped it off with some crunchy peanut butter. Only someone with a superior mind as mine could make a fine meal as I have."
Trunks: "DAD! That white powder under the sink is dishwasher detergent!"
<Hearing this, Pan and Yamcha take off toward the bathroom. >
Vegeta: "I saw my woman put it in my food all the time. I am never mistaken!"
Gohan: "Great Job Vegeta!! She didn't put soap in it. She uses sugar. Are you trying to make everyone sick? Have you even tried your own hot dog?"
*<Narrator: Puking in the back ground>
Vegeta: "You guys don't know good food when you see it. There is absolutely nothing wrong with it."
Gohan: "That's because I have a strong stomach unlike Pan and Yamcha they don't!! Why won't you try the hotdog?"
Vegeta: "FINE!! I'll show you that this is the best hotdog in the world!"
*<As Vegeta takes a bite he turns green and has trouble keeping his mouth shut.>
Vegeta: "ww-wwoo wow ……. This hotdog is so gg-gggoood you brats are missing out!"
*Goku: "Wow it even turns him green. That's a good trick. Hey Vegeta I want some too."
*Gohan: "Uhh dad, if he is turning green that means he is not feeling very well or he …….."
<Vegeta runs to the bathroom, but he didn't quite make it all the way. Instead, he runs into Yamcha and Pan coming out. >
Pan: "Vegeta, STOP! AHHHHHHH! Oh no, you ruined my good shirt. Now I'll have to go home and change."
Krillin: "Hey Pan? Why don't you try to find something in Bulma's closet. I'm sure she won't miss it."
Yamcha: "Ahhhh! Vegeta! That's it. I quit!"
Krillin: "Thanks for coming. I hope you had fun."
*Goku: Oh!!