Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ That Old Feeling ❯ Yes, yes, no, NO! OUCH! ( Chapter 1 )

DISCLAIMER: As much as I wish I did, I don't own DBZ/GT or "That Old Feeling". I'm merely doing a combination of the two (without permission) and using the movie's title (also without permission) so please don't sue!

THAT OLD FEELING

By Papa Bear

Chapter 1

Scene changes to Bulma and Bra walking rather hastily away from a "certain" paparazzi in one of East City's biggest malls. The two members of the Briefs family quickly duck into one of the many clothing stores and lose sight of the paparazzi. We now see them taking the escalator to the upstairs portion of the store.

"My dear God, how does he do it? He puts Sherlock Holmes to shame with the way he so easily tracks me down!" Bulma said with vexation. "Well at least he's gone now." no sooner as the words popped out of Bra's mouth, camera flashes started to go off. Bulma gave a shocked yell when she saw Goten, Chicago's most renowned paparazzi. "That's it, yes, come on make love to the camera, yeah OOF!" he was cut off when Bulma shoved him in between two, plastic underwear models, making him lose his balance and fall down. He jumped back however and was right back in her face, camera and everything. "Security, help I'm being assaulted!" Bulma shrieked. A security guard comes from around the corner and grabs Goten's arm. "Sir, come with me please." "But, I'm just shopping around." he stuttered. "You're out of here! Come on!" "WaitwaitthosearenicepantiesIwanttogetthoseformygirlfriendletgoofme!" soon Goten's voice died out in the background and everyone went back to what they were doing.

"(Sigh) what a relief. Now where were we? Oh yes, I was giving you my opinion on marrying Ken." "And now you my proceed." "Ok, honey are you sure you want to marry this guy?" "Oh, mom please don't start!" "But, you're so young." "Well you got married." "I know, and I wish I'd been around a little longer, if I had, I would've seen your father for what he actually was." Bra was now even more nervous about what she was about to say. "…He's going to be there mother." Bulma stopped looking at clothes. Time seemed to stand still until Bulma finally spoke. "Huh?" she said in a monotone voice. "He' going to be at the wedding" Then Bulma's mood did another 180 degree turn. She put on a cheerful face and handed Bra some lingerie. "How about this one?" she said as if Vegeta wasn't mentioned at all. "Mom I know you heard me." "Of course I did, I mean he IS your father after all." "Mother…I want you to swear that you'll behave." "Bra, don't I always?" Bulma said in a half innocent, half sarcastic voice. Bra puts on a non-convincing face, but thinks back to what Ken said a few nights back. `She wouldn't degrade herself by arguing with daddy at my own wedding, so I have nothing to fear. But, I can't help but feel anxious about the both of them being so close in one area.' And with that Bra went back to shopping with her mother.

It is now the Day of the wedding. Everything is almost ready and the ceremony would begin within a matter of hours. More and more people where arriving, but there was one couple that hasn't even left the house yet.

Scene begins when we see Maron stop at the bathroom door. "Vegeta, we're going to be seriously late if you don't hurry." "Maron I'm in the wedding they can't start without me, just give me 10 seconds will you" comes a deep, gruff voice in the bathroom. "(Sigh) what is it?" "It's this tuxedo, it makes me feel geriatric, I don't like the tie, I hate the shoes…" "It's your hair isn't it" We see Vegeta grunt, and then he whips out a comb. "Jesus, why did I let you talk me into this, I should've kept my old hairstyle." "That IS your old hairstyle, and beside the doctor did a great job restoring it." "True, true, but it just brings back memories" Maron is too busy putting on some type of lip product (A/N: Live with me all right, I'm a guy, how am I suppose to know what women put on their faces!? For crying out loud I'm straight here people! Well let's get back shall we?) "Nobody can tell I got my lips done." "I can, and besides, you don't know Bulma" "What about Bulma?" "She has x-ray vision for people with little cosmetic improvements. "HMPH, she should talk. Have you seen that picture of her?" Now THAT caught Vegeta's attention. "What picture?" "Well she's as big as hippo from what I can tell." "…You mean she's fat?" "Yes, now let's go." "Well how fat? FAT fat?" "Yes dear." "Circus fat? Two plane seats fat?" "Yes Vegeta, now come on."

(A/N: I thought Vegeta would look better with his original hairstyle, don't you think? Well any way, sorry I didn't get this up last week, but I was preoccupied (school) and couldn't do it. So here's the gig. Every week end either Friday or Saturday I will post another chapter. So enjoy and review please.)