Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Asylum Chronicles ❯ Destination Rabeez-Reached!. . . finally . . . ( Chapter 9 )

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  The Asylum Chronicles: Chapter 9-Destination Rabeez-Reached!. . . finally . . . The horrible secret unfolds. . . why, Frieza? WHY!!! Wait! It backfires?! By Queen Breeza    

Ship status: Nearing Rabies--I mean, Rabeez! Rabeez!!!

(Inside the Navigation Room)

Ginyu: ...

Workers: ...

Frieza: ...

Ginyu: ...?

Workers: ...?

Frieza: ...?

Ginyu: ...??

Workers: ...??

Frieza: ...??

Ginyu: ...??!

Workers: ...??!

Frieza: ...??!

Ginyu: -_-

Workers: -_-

Frieza: -_-

(This continues just a liiiittlle longer! Bear with me ;)! )

Ginyu: ^_^*

Workers: ^_^*

Frieza: ^_^*

Ginyu: Ruff!

Worker 1: Okay, I’m not following that.

(See? Was that so hard??!)

Worker 2: Me neither.

Worker 3: Same here.

Frieza: ...well, darn...You didn’t leave ME anything to say!

Workers: (In singsong voice) Oops, sorry sir!~

Frieza: Whatever. (rolls eyes)

Ginyu: Uh, why are you guys still on me? I’d like to get up now...

Worker 1: Sorry about that, dude.

Worker 2: Yeah, totally.

Worker 3: Deuce!

Worker 1: What the heck?

Worker 3: Nevermind...

Worker 1: I’ll remember that...

Worker 3: (whispering) No, you won’t...

Ginyu: (Gets up) Ah! (Stretches) So...what’s been happenin’?

Frieza: O.O You mean to tell me you don’t...remember...A THING?!

Ginyu: Uh...I remember you stopping me from telling you about--

Frieza: Nevermind! Let’s just get back to the front like I said!

Ginyu: Okey-dokey!^_^

(Jeice had been standing near the door wondering only one thing...)

Jeice: (To Workers) Hey, where’s the fourth guy?

Worker 1: You mean the old chap?

Worker 2: The one who came out of nowhere?

Worker 3: The crybaby?

Workers 1&2: -_-And you should talk?

Worker 3: What? Sheesh...

Jeice: -_- Yeah, him. So, where is he?

Worker 1: Dunno. I think he retreated to the back...

Worker 3: Figures...

Worker 2: Why don’t you just shut up?

Worker 3: ^^; Okay!

Jeice: Right...

Frieza: (out in the hall) Let’s go, Jeice! You’re the one who knows the way BACK as well!!!

Jeice: Coming!!

Frieza: Moron...

Jeice: Now, what did I do?!

Frieza: Be yourself.

Jeice: Aww...

Ginyu: We’re going to a room! We’re going to a room!

Jeice: (a bit low) Yeah, a bathroom. So I can puke...(gags)

Frieza: If I have to endure it, YOU have to endure it!

Jeice: Fine!

Frieza: Fine!

Jeice: FINE!!

Frieza: Have you gone crazy?

Jeice: No!

Frieza: Really...

Jeice: ...?

(Inside the Navigation room)

Worker 1: It’s boring in here now. Why can’t there be another demon to chase those guys so that we can be lazy again and do nothing? The ship practically navigates itself!

Worker 2: That’d be nice...for us. Except for one thing.

Worker 1: What’s that?

Worker 2: We don’t have any more holy water.

Worker 1: So? We wouldn’t need any.

Worker 2: But, what if Lord Frieza wants to get inside of the room again? Chances are, the demon’ll be after him again no matter what it turns out to be. Then what would we do?

Worker 1: Then we wouldn’t let him in.

Worker 2: Right, like the last time? Hmm?!

Worker 1: Shut up. (leaves the room)

Worker 2: Hey, wait! I’m not done talkin’ to ya!! (runs out the room)

Worker 3: (looks up from can of half empty grape juice he stole) Hey, wait for me!! (follows after the others...heh, I’ve got a feeling we’ll be seeing more of those guys soon...)

(In the main, big room thingy...yes, the author is losing her big words...)

Guldo: You’re back! (runs to hug Ginyu...yes, just Ginyu now...I’ve gotten lazy, can’t you tell?)

Ginyu: Hey, little buddy!^_^ (looks down at Guldo hugging his leg)

Jeice: (To Guldo) When did you get back?

Guldo: Five minutes ago!

Jeice: Yeah, right...(walks over to a chair and sits down)

Recoome: (Not looking away from TV) Soaps are still going on, please keep it down.

Jeice: (Sticks his tongue out at Recoome)

Frieza: (finally notices he’s missing something) Hey! Where’s my hover pod?!

(In the Navigation room)

(Worker 4 emerges from the back.)

Worker 4: I recommend nobody uses the toilet for the next seven years, okay? (silence) (looks around) Hey, where is everybody? (sees Frieza’s hover pod) Well, since nobody’s around...

(In the main room)

(Frieza is going hysterical)

Frieza: No! We’re about to land and I still don’t have my hover pod!!

Jeice: Well, at least you know it’s still on the ship.

Frieza: (with crazy eyes) That’s not GOOD ENOUGH!!

Jeice: Agh! (falls back)

Frieza: I need it...NOW!!

(Voice on intercom comes in...it’s Worker 4)

Worker 4: Attention all personnel and passengers: we will be landing on Planet Rabies in 4...3...2..

Frieza: No!!!

Worker: ...1 second! And no we’re here!!

Frieza: (cocks brow) Who the heck is THAT!?

Jeice: Probably...nevermind.

Frieza: Darnit! (looks out the window) My father’s already here!!

Jeice: Great! Wait, why is HE here?! I thought this was a mission--

Frieza: (quickly) It is, now get your group together and get out there! You have two minutes!! (speeds out of the room)

Jeice: Alright, people, lizards, whatever, let’s go!!

Recoome: Do I have to?

Jeice: Do you want to die?

Guldo: Well, let’s just get this over with...(hits self with head)...ah! That feels better!^^

Ginyu: But, I just got in here...

Jeice: Come on Cap’n, let’s go. (Pushes Ginyu out the way.) And someone get Burter!

Ginyu: I’ll get him!! (Picks up Burter, who’s still asleep, and throws him over his back then leaves the room.)

(Outside the ship)

Planet Rabeez: From first looks, it seems like a really nice place. The blue trees are swaying in the breeze, the birds are friendly (what’s left of ‘em), the ponds and lakes are tranquil and full of fish, and everything seems so delightful--

???: Ahhhh!!

Except for that.

Jeice: What are we supposed to be doing here?

Frieza: What was that?

Jeice: I mean, Lord Frieza, sir, what’s the mission?

Frieza: I’ll tell you in just a--

???: Frieza!

Frieza: Yes, Father?

King Cold: (with a scowl) You’re late.

Frieza: (looking down) Yes, Father.

King Cold: Where’s your hover pod?

Frieza: Uh...on the ship...

King Cold: (disappointedly) Very well; come along.

(Frieza and the Ginyu Force follow King Cold into a large building with no name displayed.)

Ginyu: Um, this looks like a hospital...

???: Ahhhhhhh!!!

Ginyu: (frightened) What was that?!

Jeice: I hate hospitals...

Frieza: (thinking) Oh, don’t worry...it’s not a hospital--it’s better than a hospital! It’s an asylum...(smirks)

(They continue to follow King Cold further in until Frieza notices something.)

Frieza: (To King Cold) Father, how come I wasn’t questioned?

King Cold: Because you sponsor the place, son.

Frieza: But I should still be questioned! It’s a security measure!

King Cold: (Facing Frieza) Don’t SHOUT at me!!

Ginyu Force: Oooooooo.....

King Cold: (quieter, but still stern) Take it as it is, son. Now, follow me. We’re almost there...

Frieza: (beginning to feel uneasy) Okay...

(They finally stop later at an office. There are several medical people surrounding it.)

Jeice: Okay, what’s going on?! This isn’t a mission!!

Frieza: Oh, you’re right about that...

Jeice: (Figures it out) This is an asylum, isn’t it!? And you’re putting us here to be patients, aren’t you?

Frieza: (In Jeice’s face) Ding, ding, ding, DING!! You win the prize!!

Jeice: You’re insane!!

King Cold: (calmly) Exactly.

Frieza: Wha...

King Cold: That’s why he’s going to join you.

Frieza: WHAT?!

(Suddenly rings are thrown at the Ginyu Force and Frieza and lock on to their wrists and ankles.)

Frieza: But...why?...

King Cold: Hey, I couldn’t believe it myself when I heard the rumors going around until I heard from your brother Cooler that you had a “McDonald’s” or whatever on your ship! What the heck is that? I heard those things don’t even serve healthy food!! (Not to infringe on the rights of McDonald’s; sue me and get lint, baby!)

Frieza: (in shock and can’t move anyways)

King Cold: (continuing) And what is this I hear about you letting your soldiers badmouth you? It’s absurd!! So, here we are...

Frieza: But...I’M NOT CRAZY!!

Ginyu: Neither am I!

Guldo: Or me!

Recoome: Same here!!

Burter: ...ssss....

Jeice: Please, like he’d believe us...

King Cold: (to Jeice) It’s too bad you’re still insane, Jeice. Oh, well. (to all) Have fun!!^^

Frieza: NOOO!!!!

Ginyu: Don’t we get one phone call???

Jeice: Hey, just take Ginyu!! He can account for all of us!!

Frieza: I second that!!

Ginyu: What did I do??

Recoome: (As two personnel take him away) I want my mommy!!

Guldo: Daddy!!

Burter: (finally wakes up) Huh?...what’s goin’ on? (Looks around) Oh, my gosh!! We’re in...a place!! Wait, I know the word!!

Jeice: -_- It’s an asylum...(two personnel drag him away as he struggles to get away)

Burter: I knew that!! (get’s taken...not like the series...)

Frieza: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Look’ s like Frieza’s plan has backfired! Who would’ve thought that the great Lord Frieza would be bound to an asylum when it was his idea in the very first chapter to send the Ginyu force there? Me!! I did!! I did!! (two personnel from the asylum come and drag her away to quiet cell) No! I’m not done yet!! (To audience) What new things will happen now that the Ginyus (ow, no needles) are trapped in this...facility?! Will they ever be free?! Finally the story’s contents will match the title!! (Azodnem: Yep, she’s crazy. Take her away...) Find out--(Milesyoshidino34: Too bad...(shakes head)...) in the next chapter:(Yoshi Wannabe: Poor Breeza...at least now she’ll get some help...) Answer Your Surveys Truthfully!--Part One:Ginyu’s Answers!! Ow!! I’ll be back!!

....I’M NOT CRAZY!!! P.S. Please review!!