Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Chibi Potion ❯ Piccolo vs. the Diaper ( Chapter 6 )

Chibi-Gohan: It's finally nighttime. ^_^ Mom got tired after chasing Dad around the house when he dropped the bouncy ball by accident and it went into her china cabinet. So now Dad's stuck gluing back all of Mom's plates and she went to bed, which gives me more time to add up another chapter.

Goku: Uh, Gohan can you come here for a sec? I uh kinda glued my hands together.

Chibi-Gohan: *sweat drops* Uh oks Dad. Well, I'd better go see how bad it is before Mom wakes up.

#6 Piccolo vs. the Diaper

Goten walked over to Chichi and handed her the still crying baby. Chichi calmly rocked him as he stopped crying and smiled up at her.

"Uh, Mommy?" asked Goten as he floated up to her height and looked at the baby, "What was this baby doing in Gohan's bed anyways? And why does that baby have the same ki as him?"

Chichi looked at Goten, then to the baby, and finally to Goku, who was still gawking at the baby like he had seen a ghost.

"Goku? Honey, are you alright?" Chichi asked as she walked over to him with the now giggling baby in her arms.

"G-Gohan?" was all that came out of Goku's mouth as he took the child from Chichi's arms. "What happened to you Gohan?" Goku asked him, hoping for an answer. Gohan drooled and laughed as Goten's eyes got huge as he looked at him.

"That's Gohan? How come he shrunk?" he asked his father. Goku shrugged his shoulders and looked at Chichi to see if maybe she could figure it out.

Chichi's eyes were all glazy as she smiled at Gohan. "Finally someone has used those Dragon Balls to bring my baby back to me!" she cried out happily.

Goku gave Chichi a weird look.

"Chichi, I don't think anyone wished for this to happen."

"Huh? And why in the world not?" Chichi replied, with a hint of anger in her voice.

Goku set his gaze to Gohan and fidgeted a little, "Well, remember we used the Dragon Balls two months ago after what happened with Majin Buu."

"Oh yeah," Chichi said, feeling like a moron, "so then what happened to Gohan?"

"I'm not sure Chichi," said Goku, "maybe Bulma would know."

As if on cue, the phone rang. Goku handed Gohan to Chichi as he picked up the receiver to a grouchy Prince of the Saiya-jins.

"Kakarot! You were supposed to be here an hour ago! Hurry the hell up! You know how I hate having to wait to kick your ass!"

"Sorry Vegeta, something kinda slowed us down this morning, I'll be there soon, g'bye." he hung up the phone before the almighty prince had finished with his ramblings.

He looked at Gohan then looked up as Chichi walked over to the kitchen table with a large box of capsules.

"I was saving these incase I had Grandchildren, but they'll work for Gohan for now," she said as she popped a capsule containing a package of diapers. "Good, I still had some left from when Goten was a baby," She reached over and picked Gohan out of Goku's arms.

"Now we can't have you going anywhere all naked." she cooed at Gohan.

"Ew! Mom hurry up with that diaper! I think Gohan's making!" Goten shouted as he pointed at Gohan's tail. Goku looked to where Goten was pointing and laughed.

"No, that's just his tail." Goku told his young son. "Remember the pictures we showed you of Gohan when he was close to Marron's age, when we all had to train to fight Vegeta?"

Goten nodded and watched as Chichi dressed Gohan in a small yellow sur-coat and put some little black baby boots on him.

"There! All ready to go!" Chichi announced as she handed Gohan back to Goku and went in to the fridge, filling up a few big bottles of milk. Goku looked at Gohan and then at Chichi.

"Uh Chi, where is Gohan going?"

"Why with you silly," Chichi said as she popped a bag out of a capsule and filled it with a few spare diapers and the bottles of milk.

"But Chichi, I thought he was going to stay here with you."

"Nope, sorry Goku but I have to go grocery shopping today and I'm defiantly not doing the mistake of bringing a Saiya-jin there with me. It was a good thing Papa was there to pay for all the food you ate that day." The manager at the supermarket made Chichi promise to never bring Goku there ever again, and seeing on how her son's ate just as much as he did, she never took them close to a supermarket.

"How are we gonna train if we gotta watch Gohan?" Goten complained.

"Don't worry," Chichi reassured her son as she pulled out another capsule, this capsule is what Bulma made for me when I had to watch both you and Trunks when you were babies. Bulma made it Saiya-jin proof so you couldn't break through." she set the capsule in the bag and handed to Goten.

"Don't worry about a thing," she told Goku, "and Bulma will also be there so maybe you can find out what happened."

Goku nodded and called for Kintoun as Chichi got into the air car, the small yellowish cloud appeared at Goku's side and he hopped on, still holding Gohan. He leaned over and helped Goten climb aboard the cloud. They waved their "goodbyes" to Chichi, and sped off across the sky to Capsule Corp.

When they got there, they saw Mirai standing there waiting for them.

"Hey, what kept you guys? Who's the kid, and where's Gohan? Chichi have him stay home and study again?" Before Goku could answer, Goten piped up.

"Gohan's right there," he said as he pointed at the baby, and added, "he shrunk this morning when I woke up."

Trunks's eyes grew big as he looked at Gohan, who smiled and babbled at him; he then looked straight in Goku's eyes. "How did that happen, Goku-san?"

"I don't know," came the reply, "but maybe your Mom might have some sort of idea, is she here?"

Mirai looked down, "No, she left an hour ago. She won't be back till later this afternoon."

"Oh yeah, she had that meeting to go to." Goku said as he remembered from last night.

"Yeah, well I think we'd better get the sparring started, Piccolo, Kuririn, and Yamcha were the only ones who showed up." Trunks said as they headed toward where they had planed to spar. They could both feel Vegeta's ki rise slightly and knew that he was getting impatient.

Chibi Trunks ran up to Goten when he came into view, he looked at the big bag he was carrying and wanted to know why he had it, but Vegeta's laughter kept Goten from answering.

"Kakarot! You got stuck babysitting?" his laughter was cut short when Piccolo looked at the child in Goku's arms.

"Gohan?!" Piccolo asked in bewilderment, as Gohan chewed on the sleeve of his shirt, he stared hard at Goku.

"What happened?" he asked

"We're not sure." was the reply.

"Whoa! Wait a minute," said Vegeta as he stared at Gohan, "you mean to tell me that, that's your oldest brat?"

"Yeah, we found him like that this morning, Chichi thought it was a good idea to bring him with us so Bulma can figure out what happened."

"So I bet this calls off our spar?" Vegeta said bitterly, as he glared at Gohan.

"No it doesn't!" Goten piped up and popped open the capsule Chichi gave him, reveling a rather large playpen. Goku set Gohan in there as Goten and Chibi Trunks set in a few toys for him and ran off to spar on their own. Piccolo continued to stare at Gohan for a while, then glanced over at Mirai.

"Looks like your going to be my partner." he said with a smirk, and they flew off to fight.

Kuririn and Yamcha looked at the playpen and shrugged. They figured that once Bulma came back, that everything would be set to normal, or at least as normal as things got around there.

Gohan, played with the toys for a while and crawled to one end of the playpen, pulling himself up he watched the sparring. He smiled as he saw his father and Vegeta both as Super Saiya-jins, landing each other blow for blow, he looked over at the other end and saw Trunks and Piccolo, who were punching and kicking at each other, Piccolo desperately trying to land a blow, and Trunks trying not to use too much power that would severely hurt the Namekian. Kuririn and Yamcha's spar got a giggle from Gohan, Yamcha tried to land a blow to Kuririn, who ducked and nailed poor Yamcha between the legs, and sent him crashing down. Kuririn ran over to his fallen friend apologizing for the low blow and they decided to take a breather and watched Goten and Chibi Trunks sparring above them.

The two were in their Super Saiya-jin forms like their fathers, but were only sparring for fun, their fathers, Vegeta especially were sparring to see who was the stronger.

Gohan flopped on his diapered butt inside the pen and looked at a few more toys, he grabbed a bottle of milk, that Goten set in there for him laid back on the mat of the pen, drinking the milk and staring up at the clouds, it was only after a few minuets of that, the tiny Saiya-jin fell asleep.

Goku was getting a little tired and hungry, getting Vegeta to settle down, he talked the Prince into taking a break for a while to get some food. They landed and Vegeta went to tell the others that they were all going to take a break, while Goku checked up on Gohan.

Everyone smiled at the sleeping infant; he looked so innocent and peaceful, that it was hard to think of him as a teenager. Goku looked at Gohan, then glanced at Kuririn, Yamcha, and Piccolo, they knew what he was thinking, Gohan never got much of a chance at his childhood and nobody knew it better than they did.

"What do you think you should do Goku?" asked Kuririn.

"About what?"

"You know what, Goku." said Piccolo, "You know as much as we do that Gohan was forced to grow up when he was still a child."

"I guess your right," said Goku "but I can't decide that for Gohan, and he can't actually speak out his opinion, or even understand what happened to him. This is something that I'd have to discuss with Chichi, but we'll have to wait and find out if Bulma knows what happened first." He looked at Gohan again.

"But this poor kid has been through a lot, being forced to live for himself at four, then watching all his friends die. He didn't even want to fight Cell, he just wanted to be a happy child and live life to its fullest. But he knew that with Cell around that that wasn't going to happen, even after I died. Gohan had to help Chichi out with Goten, and go to school; he never got to be a child."

Everyone looked at Goku, then at Gohan and realized that he was right, they all got to have fun when they were kids, in one way or another, even Mirai remembered playing pranks on his mother when he was younger. It was all apart of being young, and getting that chance to have fun, and with all the studying Gohan had to endure, he never had that much time to have any fun.

Goku's stomach growled, causing everyone to jump, and stare at him.

"Can we eat now? I'm starving!" Goku whined as everyone, except Piccolo went inside to eat.

Piccolo sat on the side of the house, about a hundred feet away from the playpen, drinking some water and went into a deep meditation.

Gohan woke up a few minutes later and didn't see anyone around. He let out a shrill cry that brought Piccolo out of his trance and caused him to walk over to the crying child.

"What is it?" he grumbled at Gohan. It didn't take too long for Piccolo to find out the problem as the smell hit his nose. Piccolo crossed his arms and looked at Gohan in disgust.

"You have got to be kidding! I am not going to do that."

That only made Gohan cry out louder, hurting Piccolo's sensitive ears in the process, until Piccolo couldn't stand anymore torture.

"Alright! Alright! Just quit crying!" Piccolo shouted as he plucked Gohan out of the playpen and set him in the grass. He reached in the bag near the pen and pulled out a fresh diaper.

"Hold still," Piccolo growled as Gohan tried to squirm free of the Namekian's grasp. Piccolo finally got the soiled diaper of the child and turned a darker shade of green.

"Oh disgusting! How in Kami's name can something this small make something so sick?" (A/N:A mystery that has plagued mankind for centuries) Piccolo hastily threw the dirty diaper aside and started cleaning up Gohan. Meanwhile, Goku had finally finished his meal and went out to check on Gohan again. He was surprised to see Piccolo leaning over and applying a fresh diaper to the happy child.

"How the hell do these things work?" Piccolo asked himself out loud as he looked at the wings of the diaper, while trying to keep Gohan still.

"They work like this." Goku said and showed Piccolo how to attach the diaper.

"Hey!" Piccolo said "How long have you been there?"

"Not that long, I didn't know you knew how to change diapers." Goku said smiling as he picked up Gohan.

"We'll he wouldn't quit crying, and that was a way to shut him up." Piccolo said as he handed Goku Gohan's pants back to him.

"Thanks," said Goku as he started putting the pants back on his son.

"Uh Goku?" Piccolo asked when Goku was finished dressing Gohan.

"Yeah?"

"What do I do with that?" he asked pointing to where he tossed the dirty diaper.
"Ew, get rid of it." Goku said as he wrinkled his nose and looked at Gohan. "You sure did make a stinker squirt."

Piccolo wasn't sure how to get rid of it, and he sure didn't want to touch it, so he did the only thing he could think of and fried it with a ki blast.

Goku looked at the burnt remains of the diaper then back at Piccolo, and began to laugh along with Gohan.

He set Gohan in the playpen and looked at Piccolo, "Come on, Vegeta's starting to get cranky again." He was about to leave when he felt a tug at his pant leg. He looked down to see Goten and Chibi Trunks standing there.

"Can we play with Gohan?"

Chibi-Gohan: What's gonna happen now? Well you'll just have to keep reading to find out huh?

I got Dad free from the glue, and hopefully he learned his lesson on applying super glue to his hands to see how super it really is.