Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Chibi Potion ❯ A Saiyajin Will Eat Anything...Except That. ( Chapter 9 )

Chibi-Gohan: Hi! I'm back. Sorry if I took too long to update, I got tired and tried to get some sleep. But somebody took over my bedroom and my Playstation 2 ever since my parents left for Christmas shopping, and he still hasn't left yet.

Vegeta: Quiet Brat! I've almost finished this mission.

Chibi-Gohan: Vegeta, why don't you just take the game back home with you?

Vegeta: The woman took my PS2 away, so I came over here. Now shut up!

Chibi-Gohan: Does Bulma know that you're over here?

Vegeta: No and she isn't going to find out *smirks and pulls out some rope and duct tape, and ties up Chibi-Gohan*

Chibi-Gohan: What are you doing now?

Vegeta: Tying you up, Brat! Heh heh heh, this rope is what the woman uses on me when she makes me watch her stupid human sob stories on TV.

Chibi-Gohan: *raises an eyebrow* Ok, so what's the duct tape for?

Vegeta: Nothing really, it just stops brats from asking annoying questions! *tapes Chibi-Gohan's mouth shut* There, now I can go back to my game.

Chibi-Gohan: -_-;; <At least I can take a nap>

Vegeta: HA HA! TAKE THAT YOU BAKAS!!

Chibi-Gohan: *groans*

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#9 A Saiya-jin Will Eat Anything... Except That

"Oh Chichi! That outfit is adorable!" Bulma swooned as Chichi placed Gohan in a pair of overalls with a blue puppy on the front and with a special hole she made for his tail. Goku watched helplessly as the two dressed Gohan up in the third outfit Chichi had brought over. Mirai Trunks came back from the bathroom after the first outfit and looked on in sympathy for Goku and Gohan as he was placed into the other two outfits.

Vegeta came down after taking his shower as Chichi pulled a fourth outfit out of her shopping bag. He looked at the women, then at the dinner table.

"Woman! Where's the food?" he yelled out, taking Bulma and Chichi's attention away from Gohan. "Well?" Vegeta asked, crossing his arms.

"Well what?"

"Are you two going to play dress up with Kakarot's Brat, or are we going to sit here and starve?"

"Oh Vegeta, can't you be patient? Nobody else is whining about dinner." Bulma told him, as she pointed to Goku and the others.

Goku and Mirai looked at each other then at Bulma and Chichi. "But we're hungry too!" they whined.

"Food! Fooood!" Goten chanted as he and Chibi Trunks drug themselves across the floor. "Feed me!" cried Chibi Trunks "I'm wasting to nothingness!"

Bulma rolled her eyes and went into the kitchen to get them their dinner, as everyone took their seats. Chichi popped a capsule highchair and set Gohan into it, then went into the kitchen to help Bulma out.

Soon the table was filled with food and the five hungry Saiya-jins grabbed every bit they could and started eating like there was no tomorrow.

Gohan saw all the food and started to drool, Chichi noticed and figured she'd might as well feed him his dinner as well. After setting her plate down on the table, she walked over to one of the bags she brought back from the grocery store and pulled out a large jar and a bowl, then walked back to her seat.

The sound of chomping and gulping was usually too loud for anyone who wasn't of Saiya-jin origin to get a decent conversation in, so most dinners either Chichi or Bulma had together were usually quiet besides the sound of Saiya-jins gobbling down their food drowned out any audible noise in the house.

Chichi set the bowl on the table, opened the jar and emptied its contents into the bowl. Even over the sound of food being eaten, all five Saiya-jins heard the sickening splat and turned their attention to what was in the bowl.

Chichi noticed them staring at the bowl and showed them what she had put in it. What they saw looked like some kind of greenish orange gravy.

"Ew! Sick!" Chibi Trunks gagged out, "What the heck is that?"

Goten peered over and sniffed at the mush, his eyes bulged out as he backed away holding his nose. "That smells like throw up!" He looked at Chichi, "Mom, are you gonna feed Gohan throw up?" he asked innocently.

Chichi looked at Goten and laughed, "No sweetie, this isn't throw up, its baby food."

"Oh!" Goten blinked, "What's baby food?"

"Its mashed up food for babies to eat because they don't have any teeth." Vegeta said, as he resumed eating with Goku and Mirai.

"Does it taste good?"

"Well, it does to babies." Chichi lied, stirring the baby food with a spoon.

When she got enough food on the spoon, she headed it towards Gohan's mouth to which Gohan turned his head the other way.

"I guess Gohan doesn't think so." Chibi Trunks whispered to Goten.

Bulma whacked him in the back of the head, "be quite and finish your dinner, or no dessert!"

Hearing that, Chibi Trunks and Goten began stuffing food in their mouths in fear of no dessert. Goku, Mirai, and Vegeta followed suit and soon all their dinner was gone, as Chichi was still trying to feed Gohan his dinner.

"Here, I'll help." Bulma picked up another spoon and tried to get Gohan from the other side, to no avail.

"Mom we're done now." Chibi Trunks said as he looked at her pleadingly, "Can we have dessert now? Please?"

"Alright, I'll be right back." Bulma replied as she stood out of her seat.

"I'll help you," Chichi said, and smiled at Goku.

"Goku, would you finish feeding Gohan while I help Bulma get your dessert?" she asked nicely, knowing Goku couldn't say no.

"Okay, sure!" Goku said as he picked up a spoon and sat next to Gohan.

"Vegeta you help him." Bulma told her husband, as she headed towards the kitchen.

"What? No way! Forget it Woman!" Vegeta shouted to her, "I am not care taker to Kakarot's Brat, besides that I've already been covered in that Brat's mess once today, and that seems like one time to many!"

Bulma turned around and looked at Vegeta. She smiled and made a motion of taking a picture with a camera then pointed to a pocket in her jeans. Vegeta gave her a doubtful look, until she pulled out a photograph and placed it back into her pocket.

"I didn't hear that Vegeta," Bulma said, cupping her hand against her ear. "Could you repeat that please?"

Vegeta grumbled curses to her then said, "I'll help him out." as he picked up the spoon Bulma was using to feed Gohan. "That's what I thought." Bulma smirked as she went back into the kitchen.

"What was all that about?" Chichi asked her.

"Nothing really, I just told Vegeta I knew one of his secrets and had pictures of it. What ever his secret is, it must be bad if he is that afraid of the pictures."

"So what were the pictures you pulled out of your pocket."

"Oh it was just these, here." Bulma said as she handed Chichi the pictures.

Back in the dining room, Goku and Vegeta were having a hard time to get Gohan to eat his food.

"Aw c'mon Gohan," Goku cried as Gohan moved his head for the tenth time, "Its real good, just try some."

"I don't think he believes you Goku." Mirai said, as he and the chibis watched on.

"But it is good, Gohan," Goku said as he moved the spoon close to his own mouth, "Watch me."

"Kakarot! No!" Vegeta cried out, but it was too late.

Goku's face paled as he swallowed and noticed everyone staring at him. He looked at Gohan and forced a smile himself. "See? It's yummy." he said, fighting the urge to gag.

Gohan blinked for a second before laughing at his father. Vegeta then took advantage of Gohan's laughter, by shoveling in a spoonful of food into the young Saiya-jin's mouth.

Gohan stopped laughing and swallowed the mush down, making almost the same faces Goku had done. Before looking angrily at Vegeta, who was laughing at him.

"Wha Ha Ha Ha! I can't believe Kakarot's Brat is as foolish as his father!" he exclaimed as he threw his head back laughing.

Gohan grabbed the bowl and threw it at Vegeta's head, covering the Prince with baby food.

"Arrg!" Vegeta yelled as food fell into his open mouth.

"Vegeta!" Goku cried out, pulling the bowl off Vegeta's head. "Are you okay?"

"Do I look okay?" Vegeta spat, food dripping off his nose. He glared at the now laughing Gohan.

"You think this is funny Brat?! I'll show you how funny this is!" he screamed as he lunged towards the baby.

"Vegeta! Stop it!" Goku yelled, getting into Vegeta's face. "You can't blame this on Gohan, he's only a baby. He doesn't know any better. Isn't that right?" Goku said looking at Gohan.

Gohan smiled at Goku, and looked at Vegeta innocently.

"Yeah, Dad," Mirai said, defending Gohan, "He didn't know what he was doing."

"Even if he didn't, it sure was funny!" Goten laughed.

"Yeah! Now Dad's been crowned!" Chibi Trunks laughed out.

Vegeta glared at the two boys, and the laughter quieted down.

"Just take a deep breath, Vegeta," Goku said "That will help you calm down."

Vegeta took in a deep breath and looked at Gohan, 'That innocent child trick isn't going to work on me Brat!' he thought.

"Alright, I'm okay now Kakarot, I'll be back after I wash this shit out of my hair." Vegeta said, rising from his chair.

He took one last look at Gohan before he left "Once you return to your rightful age Brat, don't think I'm going to forget this."

Gohan smiled in reply and flung the last bit of baby food on a spoon at Vegeta, hitting him between the eyes.

"Bulls-eye!" Chibi Trunks yelled out as everyone, except Vegeta, at the table laughed.

"No, Gohan," Goku lightly scolded his son "We don't throw food at people okay? It's not nice."

Vegeta growled and headed to the bathroom. "Kakarot! When your finished with your brat, meet me in the Gravity Room!" he yelled, slamming the bathroom door.

"You can go over there now if you want to Goku, I don't mind watching Gohan for you." Mirai said.

"You sure you can handle it?"

"Yeah, besides Goten and Chibi-Me can help too." he said, looking at the too boys.

"Really?" the chibi's eyes lit up.

"Yeah, that is if Goku lets us watch him."

"Oh can we watch him please?" they asked Goku.

"Well, okay I guess its alright. Goten, if your Mom asks, tell her Vegeta wanted to spar okay?"

"Okay Dad!" Goten said smiling at his father.

"If you need anything remember that your moms are in the kitchen."

"We'll be fine Goku, just make sure to go easy on my Dad." Mirai told him.

"I heard that!" Vegeta shouted.

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Chibi-Gohan: Mmph! Mmph mmmph!

Vegeta: What is it Brat?

Chibi-Gohan: Mmph mmph mmmph! Mmph!

Vegeta: Err! I can't understand what your saying. *rips off the duct tape*

Chibi-Gohan: YEEEOW!

Vegeta: Be quiet brat! I don't want Kakarot or his Harpy to know I'm here! *puts the tape back on Chibi-Gohan's mouth*

Goku: *knocks on door* Gohan? Are you okay?

Vegeta pretending to be Chibi-Gohan: Yeah I'm fine, now go away!

Goku: Are you sure, you sound like you've got a cold, your voice is starting to sound like Vegeta's, and you seem kind of grumpy.

Vegeta, as Chibi-Gohan: Yeah! That's it I have a cold! Now leave me alone!

Goku: Okay, I'll check up on you later and see if your feeling better.

Chibi-Gohan: Mmmph! Mmmmph!!!

Vegeta: Ha! now I can finish this game without interruptions!

*Door busts down*

Vegeta: What in the... ?

Bulma: Vegeta! I've been looking all over Capsule Corps for you!

Vegeta: B-B-But how did you find me? *looks at Chibi-Gohan, rips off the tape* You told didn't you?!

Chibi-Gohan: Ow! No I didn't! How could I? You had me tied up!

Vegeta: Then who?

Bulma: Never mind that, we are going home now! *grabs Vegeta's ear and pulls him by a whistling Goku hanging up a phone*

Vegeta: Damn you Kakarot!!!.